WIL WHEATON dot NET: 1.5

Gorsh. Tanks for puttin' up with us, Mrs. Wil.

/sweathogs

I've been eager to hear from Anne, as Wil has talked about her so much. She sounds like a great person.

Peace to you & yours. =)

JR

Which reminds me, I'd probably better get back to my wife.

Seriously, though, thanks for the neat note to us. Hope to see another one in 6 months! ;)

Great, now I have to get my wife to post.

Sonofa...

Anne, do you like cheese?

Mmmmmmmmmm.....cheese....

Forbidden cheese....

You know Wisconsin is near Chicago, right? ;-)

Hey Anne,

It's nice of you to confirm for us that our Uncle Willy has really found for himself such a great lady and that you obviously are just as crazy about him as he is about you.
You go witchor bad selves!

SOOOO nice to finally meet you! My husband and I have been a fan of Wil's since 1987 and have never hated him. It sounds like you have got most of your life together and are concentrating on the important stuff--people, not things, and family first. Many good wishes for the future and if you're ever down our way in PA, you're all more than welcome to crash--we have plenty of room and lots of crazy kids. Warren and Karen

Mrs.Wheaton,

Although I didn't contribute to it because I first noticed WWDN after all that I'm glad you like it and Happy Belated Valentines Day

YOU DIDN'T WATCH STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 LASHES WITH A WET WET WET NOODLE.

Actually, I didn't know Wil on Star Trek as Wes was the same personas that kid on Stand By Me until very recently. Go Figure.

Welcome To WWDN...

Jason

Typos..geesh

A family of smartasses!

I love it.

So much niceness round here :)

ok wil. time for a He-Said/She-Said section of the website.

I dares ya.

This is weird...I get to comment on a post at my website, and I didn't write it.

Weird.

Anne wrote this while I was with Ryan at the book store. I was picking up "Stupid White Men" and a collection of Shakespeare, adapted for children (good bedtime stories, you know), while she wrote it.

It really did take her over an hour, and she was so proud of herself when I got home, she dragged me right over to the computer, and read the whole thing to me.

I think it RAWKS, and I'm not just saying that because she's my wife, and I am deleriously in love with her.

Well, maybe that's a big part of it...but if you could have seen how happy she was, and how proud of her writing she was...it was awesome.

I really am a little embarrassed by all the things she said about me...but it's nice to know when you're loved...especially by the person you love the most.

Ryan saw how proud she was, and he said, "Mom! You should make your own website! You can call it www.wilwheatonswife.net!"

I can see it now...Anne and me fighting over who gets to sit at the damn computer...

Har.

By the WWDN drinking game rules, that last comment just kicked my ass.

Anne,
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Hope you enjoy your day at the spa (sorry, I didn't contribute, I missed out on that). You and your family are truly blessed.

Dude!! I mean...erm... uhh... oh damn...

Ok...

Mrs. Wil!! You rule! Seriously! And you have shown, Wil's humble readers *snicker, snicker* (now i want a snickers bar... damn the luck!)... anyway, you have shown Wil's reader's that you are just as classy as he's said, and more. You've got some great kids... If I were a mother, I might be jealous... but since I'm not, I'm not. lol
Wil, thanks for sharing Anne with us. She rocks. Anne, have fun at the spa... I am jealous of you for that... would LOVE a massage from a really hot Puerto Rican guy with an accent... yeah. Bye.

The way Wil always talked you up, I really was beginning to believe that you were just a figment of his imagination. I mean, no one person could be THAT cool! It's good to see that you really do exist and that Wil is not living off in la-la land.

Thanks for taking the time to write, Anne! It was great to hear from you, and I hope we get to hear more of your well-written, smart-ass comments in the future! ;)

Damn.. sorry struggling to sit up straight.
^_~

This is soo sincere it hurts...

I want that kind of happiness.
Never had it.
Hope that someday I can find that kind of love in my partner and in my kids.

Reading that was like looking at a painting by Monet.

A glimpse of something good and beautiful.

My cynical self is crawling into a dark corner and weeping now.. shucks.

Thanks Anne- you made my night.

love is a gift, people are treasures.
it's a poor man who walks this earth with no riches to call his own.
you folks are doin' good, keep on keeping on.

missy

Yay for Wil's wife! Huzzah!

And whatever you do, don't read Jun's "What did he say" thread in the adult area of the soap box...

*Grins* Too cool. Great to hear from the wonderful woman behind the great guy! And I just want to say that Frogger was my favourite Atari game. I still have that game system somewhere.:) No harm in apreciating good stuff. I have a record player as well as cds and cassettes. Anyways, I just want to say I am working on some cool ideas for drawings for Wil. If there is any artwork requests from Mrs. Wheaton... I gladly donate my services freely. :D

I've just started visiting this site.
But I think you should post more often!
Heck you could even write out your
journal part and have Wil type it for
you. It was fun to read your post!

Enjoy your day at the spa.

quote by Annel; "lost my ass at roulette(is that how you spell that?)"

Yup, sure is! Ass is spelled A-s-s.

We still need to hear the rest of the Vegas story. Rumor has it there are more pictures too!

--Keith

"Thanks Anne- you made my night."

Posted by: MissKittyFantastico on February 19, 2002 09:17 PM

Hey Anne...

Wanna make my night?

Woot! Woot!! ;-)

ANNE, sorry about the typo.

It really is great to hear from you.

--Keith

**drops an anvil with young elvis painted on the side of it on Roughy and then drops a 500 lbs Wheel of Cheese on top- yaknows... just for dramatic effort**

Did that do it for ya?

^_~

Wow, this is great.

Now Anne has a posse, too! w00t!

I hope you enjoy your day at the spa, Anne. We didn't know what to expect in terms of your reaction to our gift, but glad to see that it was well received. I think we know that most women gladly accept a massage, pedicure, facial... mmm...

A friend at work was telling me about her experience at a day spa the other week. I've never been to one, myself. Anyhoo, she was telling me about how she wanted to keep her panties on for the massage, and the masseur said it was alright to.

To quote him, "Don't you worry. I'm a professional."

HAHAHAHAHA... professional WHAT?!

Anyhoo, welcome to the Wonderful World of WWDN, Anne.

And Wil, wear your glasses, dammit. Women think men in glasses are sexy.

Okay, my story didn't sound so funny typed out.

Meh.

umm... Cheese!

Wil's married?

Can I add a #8 to my 7 things I'm thankful for list from yesterday?

If so, Anne, thank you for sharing your husband with the world.

Hey Anne, great to hear from you, hope you enjoy the spa! And kick your hubby's butt into gear about getting a PO BOX please :)

Wil said "I can see it now...Anne and me fighting over who gets to sit at the damn computer...

Har."

Hmmm.......welcome to my life :) This'd be why notebooks were invented. And network cables. Luckily.

YES! ANNE KICKS ASS!! I hope you write more often on here. I want to know if i could be the first (ok maybe 4th 'cause of wil and the boys) member of the anne kicks ass posse, can i can i PLEEASSE? I knew you kicked ass from getting to sit and talk with you for a few at the day care (mrs. Whitley still calls wil "our superstar" and tells the story fondly) BUT when you pointed out my ring and it turns out our rings came from the same place, WAHOOO, good times, good times. anyways, anne, rock on!

"Unlucky at roulette, lucky at love.", to paraphrase a card playing superstition.

"If you will carry the little finger of a person on you, it will give you luck at playing cards, or anything you play."

"If you want to win at cards, take the heart out of a bat and tie a red string around it, then tie that around your right arm."

"Cut hair from a woman's ear and put this hair in the palm of your hand, hold it there by a rubber band while playing cards, and you will be lucky."

Switch to blackjack. You'll OWN Vegas.

Anne! Your entry was terrific, and a neat surprise when I checked the site today. I am utterly jealous of your day at the spa (although in a nice, non-threatening way)...are you going to do exotic activities like have a mudbath and be wrapped in seaweed? The massage sounds like a safe bet, at the very least. :) Enjoy, and I'm glad you and your husband had a wonderful Valentine's celebration!

(By the way: in the comment to your entry, said husband wrote that he is "deleriously in love" with you...oh gosh!...*that* is incredibly romantic -- I'm all swoon-esque, and he didn't even say it to *me*! Dreamy siiigh.)

(Another by the way: my thoughts on guys wearing glasses? A+.)

Wil's straight?

Has this alleged marriage been consumated?

Grrr...I now feel bad for poking fun at Wil.

I wish my wife would Blog.

She only comments like...once.

Wil's lucky and I'm just jealous.

And that damn Fowler's just too damned intelligent for anyone's good and that's just a bunch of bullshit Smarty McSmartyson talk when he's yammering away...

Wil,

WEAR YOUR GLASSES!

(us girls gotta stick together, you know. ;) )

I just have to say this is seriously cool. Wil, you have the neatest nuclear family there. Anne seems great and really laid back (she did say shit in her post, after all) and Nolan and Ryan seem like a couple of fun loving kids instead of a couple of punks.

Grats, man. Someday, maybe I'll be lucky enough to find the right guy. ;)

Hi Anne,

Welcome to the wonderful crazy world of computer geeks, haha. I am happy to hear that you are going to enjoy your day at the spa. Well deserved for putting up with us. You found yourself a great guy. Take Care!

..............Major Mojo from the Posse!!!!!!!!!

Wil! When do I get my own Blog account?!?!? Come on man! You can just email me my password ok? Ok. Yup.

P.S. Remember Stunt-Cycle Atari? I have one of those laying around here someplace. You wife rocks!

One of these days, I'll be in the first 10 of the posters, I swear I will... Or at least the first 30 ;)

Anne is super-cool... but y'all know that.

And the Simpsons rocks. Lisa is undervalued, just like random intellect (tee-hee).

Hi,Anne
I always thought that Wil's lady must be some wonderful person and your post confirmed it. Whenever I met a couple who care deeply for each other,it always lighten up my day since I believe that someday I will have mate that care so much for me as well.:) No doubt your sons will grow up to be great person if they are raised by u 2. Oh, and pls tell Wil that he doesn't have to care about those pp who hate Wesley coz we all do love him..I don't get it Wesley is just a character ,why do some pp against him??? stupid pp.. but that's a part of being an actor,right??
some one likes you ,some don't...Don't try to make them understand,it wasted. Be who u are,if they don't like you for that ,it's their business. It's their lost. God bless your family.

Hello Anne,
I just read your blog and thought it was pretty funny, as I am also married to a computer genious who I rely on completely to guide me through the cybernet world. He did set up my own web page and taught me how to blog...which doesn't require too much skill. I have just started reading Wil's site and have enjoyed it for many reasons. It is a trip reading funny thoughts from this guy I grew up watching in Stand by Me...sorry...not a big Star Trek fan. Not surprisingly, my husband in a trek fan...but not a fanatic. My brother currently lives in LA and is a struggling actor, so it is also interesting to hear about another actor's plite. Thanks for the good reads!

Anne,

Thanks very much for your thoughtful and heart-felt response. By his his good nature and kind heart, Wil has managed to engage people in a lot of positive interaction...something we can all use after the recent months.

I'm glad all the work Wil put into the web site has spilled over so positively in your family life. You all sound like a fun bunch. Take care and post again soon!

Da rockin wife... Hi Anne! :) How cool to finally hear from you. :)

I really enjoy all the family stories. :) All the wisdom and little creeds to take along for the day.

Thanks Wil. My online fees have tripled since you put your damn site up.
Talking about non-substance addictions...

Anne,
you rule girl! that's all i've got to say about that. you all have got the perfect family. lucky a** bums :(
don't worry about your 10 year old knowing more about computers, i have the same problem with my sister of the same age.
why can't more 10 and 12 year old boys be like yours? they are cool and supersweet.
do you play pong? just wondering, it rules.
okay, i'm done.
Peace, love, and bubble-gum,
Ayngil

Hi, Anne! Nice to finally "meet" you. You write as entertainingly as your husband (put on your glasses, Wil.) Now we just need to hear from Nolan and Ryan...

My first ever post, a truly momentous occasion! Wil, you've got yourself a great site, a loving wife and some cracking step-kids (you make me sick!). No, seriously, keep up the good work, let Anne have her say every now and again, and stay healthy.

Aww. love notes! That's pretty keen. I'm such a sap I guess. It's the little touches that get me.

That was one of the funniest and most touching things I've read today...thanks for sharing it with us!

Re: smartasses...my grandmother used to say if everyone in the family was a smartass, it makes life much easier ;) (much more fun too, heh)

Ahh... I want that kind of feeling. I envy both of you. May the word divorce never be whispered by either of you!

That was such a nice post, I smiled the whole way through it. :)

Welcome to WWDN Anne! Great post, gave me many, many sighs (as to how wonderful a relationship you and your husband have). I think it's great when couples take an active interest in each other's hobbies and although I'm relatively new to this site, I want to thank you for putting up with the blood,sweat and tears that Wil put into this site. It is the 1st place (well, after email) I come to in the morning, (followed by UE and Roughy) and it usually gets my day off on a good note. Enjoy your Spa Day, I missed the contribution, but I know you definitely deserve it! And girl, we want details when you get back! Some of us women will need to live vicariously through you on this one!

WIL - WEAR YOUR GLASSES!!!!! Do your wife a favor, glasses are sexier than crosseyes, ANYDAY!!!!!

Vickie

I, for one, would love to hear how you two met and what your initial thoughts were, first date, and stuff...

Wil Wheaton, you are a lucky, lucky man. Bastard.

~ j.
// I'm turning off my computer.
// It's time to go outside and find myself an Anne.

Splendid to hear from Anne!

Where are all the naysayers now, huh? Wil did have a good idea, and Anne loved the gift.

Anne:

Welcome! And thanks for sharing your words with us. Enjoy the hell out of that spa! Back when I was a wage slave I used to go for massages once a week and they were the most wonderful things. Just say the word "spa" and my ears perk up.

Glad you and Wil have such a good time together. May it keep on for as long as you both work at it.
I've been married so long I forgot what life was like without my "other half." I used to think that terms like "other half" and "old man" were so "outre" -- me being a child of the 50s, coming to adulthood in the 60s (time of love and all that). But, after knowing my SO for more than 30 years (!) and married to him for 23 years, it really does become an "other half" situation, particularly if you both respect and love each other. IN our case, we also work together...

I'd love to know you guys when you're about where we are now -- I'll bet you'll be as much in love, if not more. I'm here to tell you that it's simply amazing!

Wil:

Put your glasses on. My SO had perfect vision until he hit his 40s -- I've always had to wear glasses (since 3rd grade anyway). Now he's wearing glasses in front of the computer when he's doing his programming or mixing his music (he's a composer). And, oddly enough, I've ditched the glasses and wear contacts in front of the computer as I do my programming and astronomy research. Don't mess with your eyes man -- they're the only ones you get.

Both of you: thanks for sharing your lives with us.

Hey Anne,

It's nice to meet you (sort of). I, for one, am glad that some of us who enjoy Wil's site on a regular basis could do that. I have married (and almost married) friends and so I know what it's like and how much they appreciate their significant others that they can often times let them go off and do their thing - whatever that is - in this case Wil and his site. I just want to say thanks for being so cool with it.

Hi,
First time poster, long time reader...

Okay, that was lame, I've read one too many Dear John letters...

Anyways, I've read through the entry and I just had to respond, to you both, cause well you both will read this.

I'd just like to say that you both are disgusting in your sappiness!! :) But, adorable too. May you both always make the other smile.

P.S. - I swear, if we could take back William Shatner we would...not to mention Celine Dion!

Anne: Very nice to hear from you, glad you enjoyed the gift. Now I wish I'd donated more, but of course 1 U.S. dollar is like 100 dollars Canadian. : ) You and Wil both seem to be amazing people who are raising your boys to be the same way. As a fellow "cougar" (woman involved with a younger man) I'd just like to say "Ain't it fun!"

Wil: I love the site more and more each day, thanks for taking the time to reach out to the geeky masses.

Rob M: Please you gotta share the WWDN drinking game with the rest of the posse!

OK I'm done now.

He rubs her ears?

<Nelson Muntz> HAW-HAW! </Nelson Muntz>

Anne-

It's great to hear from you after all the stories Wil's put on the site. You do realize that now that you've made your first steps into this world...THERE'S NO GOING BACK (Bwa-ha-ha-ha!)

And Atari 2600s still rock!

Atari....Asteroids...asteriods isn't the same when played in black and white, you need the different colored rocks flying at you, and then they get bigger, and then that annoying little ship that you can never catch goes after you. Dude...now I wanna go home and play on our old Atari...only thing bad about it, crappola keyboard...

Mrs. Wil, you must be cool if you use an Atari...

A lovely post Anne. You all are so very blessed to have each other and your kids sound so awesome. I can only hope mine will be so cool when and if I have some.

K

I saw the Las Vegas sketch & my brother & I agree that of all the shows we saw there (6 shows) it was the best!!!! My kids run around w/ those stupid glasses we wore when Wil first came out.
Nice to see a wife can tolerate her husband & his computer. I put mine on a timer so he's not on it for hours on end. Yes he's whipped :)
Have a good one everyone!!!

Great first time post Anne! Hope you have a great time at the spa! And if it comes down to fighting over the computer, I'm sure you can find a nice rebuilt one at a reasonable price!

Wil, I didn't know you gave good oomax! *LOL*

Oh, Wil, WEAR YOUR GLASSES!

Good Vibes to you all....

hey anne,

let me take the time to tell you that you got one of the most greatest guy in the whole world (well almost my babe comes first, sorry wil) seriously he's a wonderful guy although i dont know him personally ( c'mon wil you remember the other night,j/j) you are the best smartasses i've ever known, cool! grotesques you! anyway yes i am one of wil's chearleaders, try to pep him up for his website as much as i can. anne you got that covered. hey wil get your 2 cent coke bottles on cause really your writing....well its kinda lame.....nothing but love my man. hey take care anne you rock hey have any ideas on straightening someones hair. call me.

Wil, dude, WEAR YOUR GLASSES. Cross eyed computer geeks are totally unattractive. Oh wait, I know why you don't wear 'em. Once your eyes are crossed you take a peek at the missus and see two or three of her. Heh. Still. Don'tcha know your eyes will get STUCK that way??? Tsk. Do what your wife says (cause wives are totally in charge) and wear those suckers.

Computer widow - yeah, I've got one of them myself. It's getting better now, as I have the site up pretty well. It's always a balancing act, as I am a martial arts student who runs the website for the dojo, plus the QA manager stuff, plus taking care of Mom's farm mechanics... yadda farkin yadda.

So, anyways - I feel your pain (with apologies to Slick Willie). It helps if the missus also has some passion outside of the house. My wife does many artsy things (pottery, stc), so during the semester, she is fine with my other tasks. It's the in between times, and when I am up til 2am, that she has a problem.

I guess the solution is twofold - try not to work to late (or keep your wife awake until you finish), or make sure that your significant other has something to pour into as well.

That's all I have to say about that.

Oh yeah - nice to meet you, Anne.

Anne, I thought Wil was making you up, sorta like a figment of his imagination or something. I think it's really great that you let Wil come out and play with us. No wonder he's always talking about how great you are. Thanks for sharing. Keep on posting.
Tell Wil to wear his glasses.

It was nice to hear from the woman behind "the man". I'm glad you are happy with the present from all of us. Thanks so much for letting Wil share his world with us. He is so much different from what I imagined, and I'm glad I've had the opportunity to get to konw him through this site.

Also, you seem pretty cool yourself and I look forward to hearing more from you and about you! Take care and enjoy the spa!

Max had a wonderful idea. Mr and Mrs Wil, how'd you meet?

Anne.... It's nice to actually see a post from you. So often Wil talks about what you've said in reference to his computer life, and how amazing he thinks you and your children are. You're all very lucky to have each other, and Wil is quite lucky to have a wife that's so understanding about his time on a silly little electronic box, which is why I pitched in a few bucks.... you deserved it.

Anne,
Thank you so much for posting! From one chick to another, I was thrilled to see that you are as awesome as Wil says...and you have got to be one of the luckiest women in the world to have a guy like Wil. And in turn, Wil is also lucky as hell to have a lady like you! I'm sure you also know how blessed you are to have your sons! I bow to you, for being a fellow kick-ass lady! You have my utmost respect and admiration.
Hope you enjoy your spa day!
Much mojo and love,
Kerry

PS-Your son's comment about "www.wilwheatonswife.net" left me wheezing from laughing! You've got to at least post on here more often!!

Anne,
Thank you so much for posting! From one chick to another, I was thrilled to see that you are as awesome as Wil says...and you have got to be one of the luckiest women in the world to have a guy like Wil. And in turn, Wil is also lucky as hell to have a lady like you! I'm sure you also know how blessed you are to have your sons! I bow to you, for being a fellow kick-ass lady! You have my utmost respect and admiration.
Hope you enjoy your spa day!
Much mojo and love,
Kerry

PS-Your son's comment about "www.wilwheatonswife.net" left me wheezing from laughing! You've got to at least post on here more often!!

"Isn't it ironic?
You meet the man of your dreams
(well, in this case, check out the website of a celebrity that you had a crush on when you were 13)
and then meet his beautiful wife?
Isn't it ironic , don't you think?"
Anne, welcome to cyber space and welcome to all the creepy crawlies therein (WWDN excluded, of course!). All this time Wil talks about you and damnit, it's all true! What's up with that? I think some of us were hoping he was lying but...You are everything he has said then some! And since the Gallery seems to be down for the count, it was great to see you and your wonderful family in the People magazine spread.
By the way, what's up with the "Where Are They Now?" article..WE all knew where you were!
Anne, the next time you post, can you not make it so mushy? My coworkers keep coming up to me asking what's wrong and all they can get out of me is "that Anne..".
Thanks for sharing and keep in touch!

Anne,
Thank you so much for posting! From one chick to another, I was thrilled to see that you are as awesome as Wil says...and you have got to be one of the luckiest women in the world to have a guy like Wil. And in turn, Wil is also lucky as hell to have a lady like you! I'm sure you also know how blessed you are to have your sons! I bow to you, for being a fellow kick-ass lady! You have my utmost respect and admiration.
Hope you enjoy your spa day!
Much mojo and love,
Kerry

PS-Your son's comment about "www.wilwheatonswife.net" left me wheezing from laughing! You've got to at least post on here more often!!

I'm Burns, one of those friends that hangs out with Anne while Wil is working on this site. Not a regular noter here, but thought I'd confirm a couple of facts.

First, Anne really was very proud of writing this entry (and it really did take an hour to type.) She was so proud, in fact, that while Wil was out at the bookstore with Ryan, she called me and read it to me over the phone. My comment? "Geez, Anne, the WWDN Posse are going to *love* you."

Secondly, she wasn't kidding. She really doesn't know how to turn on the computer.

Third, at least a couple of noters above mentioned the fact that Anne and Wil are clearly deeply in love. Almost in a syrupy sweet kind of way. I'm here to tell you, it's all true. It's almost sick. The thing is, though, it's great. It is nice just to be around people who really like each other. We should all (and by that I mean *ME*) be so lucky as to find someone that thinks we're as cool as Anne & Wil think each other are; that loves us as much as Anne & Wil love each other.

Well, that's my two-cents, anyway.

Sorry for the multiple posts...my computer went psycho on me!

w00t! Thanks for putting up with all our insane goofiness, Anne! It's good to hear from you, and I'm glad you enjoyed your present!
Molly

Anne. . .hope you had an awesome time at the spa. Looks like you may end up with a posse of your own!!! :-)

Anne,

Best. Post. Ever.

So, uh, how are you at Pac-Man? I loved Pac-Man so much that for 3 straight years (1st, 2nd & 3rd grades) I went to school as Pac-Man, ate the Pac-Man vitamins, played the game every moment my dad wasn't playing Space Invaders...

Ok, lunch break over, gotta get back to work.

PS, Wil, wear your glasses. You shouldn't abuse your eyes. And men + glasses = HOT. Hey, it works for J. Keith van Straten (at least as far as my opinion is concerned).

What is this in the sink?

Anne and Will -

You two rock. R - A - W - K RAWK! :-) As do Nolan and Ryan. That post was an absolutely wonderful way to start the day.

Though I do have to say - though I will definitely agree that Atari is much cooler than Playstation - Intellevision stomped all _over_ Atari. Repeatedly. And with great gusto.

http://www.intellivisionlives.com/

Unfortunately, mine died ages ago. Never bothered picking up any other kind of game station, either - just wasn't the same.

Anyway, good to hear from you. The both of you are wonderful, and if I end up half as happy when I'm 'married with children' as you all are, I figure I'll be doing quite well indeed.

Rawk.

Anne,

Love the post. I thought it was sincere and pretty damn funny......there were some parts that just about busted me up and my roomie thought I was just about insane (but hell, my roomie thinks I'm usually insane, so nothing new). I thought you were giving Wil there a run for his money. Anyway, hope you drop by again in six months :-)

--Michelle

PS, Wil, listen the wife and put the "Corey Feldman" glasses on or she may just give you the smackdown :-)

PPS....on a different note, was watching Family Ties on Nick at Nite....Wil, you rocked that Jennifer Keaton's world in that ep!!!

"Secondly, she wasn't kidding. She really doesn't know how to turn on the computer."

It's not that hard.

Start by whispering in it's ear...

Anne,

Love the post. I thought it was sincere and pretty damn funny......there were some parts that just about busted me up and my roomie thought I was just about insane (but hell, my roomie thinks I'm usually insane, so nothing new). I thought you were giving Wil there a run for his money. Anyway, hope you drop by again in six months :-)

--Michelle

PS, Wil, listen the wife and put the "Corey Feldman" glasses on or she may just give you the smackdown :-)

PPS....on a different note, was watching Family Ties on Nick at Nite....Wil, you rocked that Jennifer Keaton's world in that ep!!!

Ugh. "Its" ear, not "It's" ear. Bad grammar.

Anne, what a nice post! The old man's pretty cool, isn't he? :)

Wil, wear the damned glasses. All real geeks wear 'em... didn't you know?

Happy days, guys...

Hey Anne,
Thanks a bunch for posting. I'm glad that Wil's got a wonderful woman like you in his life. Lord knows some men just wouldn't be able to live without us.
I should know, I live with one.
Glad you had an awsome time at the Spa and such Anne. You really deserve it.

Oh, and Wil, just incase the others haven't told you...PUT YOUR GLASSES ON!

Love, Peace and Doughnuts.
~Kaylin

Wonderful to hear from you, Anne, and I'm happy to know that everything is going well.

Hey Wil if you don't watch out Anne is gonna get a bigger posse than you! : )

Thanks for posting Anne.

Now when do we get to hear from Ferris?

Anne,

I'm so glad you are posting on WWDN! We read all about you and it's so awesome that you posted on there. Before I start sounding like a lame lame fan, I'll stop. But you are lucky. I'm really happy for you. Have a great day.

God! The Wheatons kick ass!! While I am too young to have played Atari (I think, at least I dont' remember it), I can kick my husband's ass at Mortal Kombat. Anyway, Wil wear your glasses, don't make the poor woman have to tell you EVERY TIME.

Hey, far too much apologizing for not being a computer genius! I teach web development, and it blows my mind, the first thing that comes out of my student's mouths, particularly the female students, is "I know this is a stupid question, but ..." Be confident! You've done a great job, and I think that www.wilwheatonswife.net is a fantastic idea...an online support group for those that have significant other's who can't tear themselves away from the computer. Sign me up! We can create a virus that shuts down the home computer after 2 hours of daily use! :~)

i am so in love with both of you.

Anne,
Thanks for the nice letter and letting the rest of us know just how awesome you think Wil is (we all like him pretty well too) and how wonderful-sounding your boys are! Lots of love being exhibited, I think, and it's way cool.
The tip of his tongue curls up when he laughs!?!? Uhm...I can't really picture that, nor do I think I want to. I can see "doubling over with laughter" though...so much more NATURAL. :o )
Drop in more often, Anne, given the chance...just boot Wil off the computer and take your turn.

Take care,

Anne,
Thanks for the nice letter and letting the rest of us know just how awesome you think Wil is (we all like him pretty well too) and how wonderful-sounding your boys are! Lots of love being exhibited, I think, and it's way cool.
The tip of his tongue curls up when he laughs!?!? Uhm...I can't really picture that, nor do I think I want to. I can see "doubling over with laughter" though...so much more NATURAL. :o )
Drop in more often, Anne, given the chance...just boot Wil off the computer and take your turn.

Take care,

I know what you mean Wil. My wife, you may remember Gesikah on the comments here, has made her own website. I'm so freakin' proud of it, because she said she wanted to try so I handed her an HTML book and said "go ahead". And damnit, she did it. Granted I had to help a bit with setting up her blogger and then mod it so she can have commens posted, but that's ok becuase she's just not ready for that stuff. Anyways, my wife rocks ass, and I love it. Everybody go read her bitching about me at www.lifewithageek.com

Ain't Love grand?

Enjoy the spa day. When they massage your toes, think of me, and the $5 I gave so they could rub your pinky and make it go Wee Wee Wee all the way home.

RevX

colin said "Wil, wear the damned glasses. All real geeks wear 'em... didn't you know?"

I'm a geek but don't wear glasses. Wish I did. I have some fake ones that look kinda like those Feldman glasses, but I refer to them more as my John Flansburgh glasses. ;)

I guess the grass is always greener, eh?

So when do we get to see photos of Wil wearing the glasses?

Maybe Wil, wearing the glasses, sitting at the computer, with The Curse shriveling away on the George Foreman grill, with an Andre the Giant sticker on top, while he listens to Cake... and laughs, so we can see his tongue curl up.

Blackmail time: Wil, either post this photo or someone will photoshop it... and then it wouldn't be pretty. They might even put cheese on the grill.

Oh no, I know what I forgot: William (farking) Shatner will be grilling The Curse, with cheese on top, on the Wil Wheaton/George Foreman grill....

Anne,

One other comment, about Wil being absorbed in the HTML programming. Both my SO and I code our own web pages. It can get really intense and all-absorbing.

When I was coding my web page I was still in graduate school, just beginning work on my thesis. Those were long, intense hours of writing and research, and I needed something to "blow off steam" so I'd spend long, intense hours writing the web page content, coding it, and fiddling with the code, ad infinitum. (LOL)

When I'd log off for the night, it always felt like I was stepping from one world to another!

Actually I spend lots of time on updates, so a web page is a never-ending project.

If you get hooked on it, you'll be the same way.

;)

Anyway, thanks again for your posting.

*awards Mrs W, the Gold medal for the figure skating, I...I mean computing short program.*

Welcome to our little world and enjoy your day of pampering, you sooooooo deserve it!

WIL, how can you call yourself a geek if you DON'T WEAR YOUR GLASSES???!

What is this "play station" you speak of? How could they have advanced beyond Atari? It's just INCONCEIVABLE! ("You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.")

Wow. People are just up and all over this. Good stuff. Ra ra ra to you Wil and Anne... and I think I've scared you enough as it is.

Helllooooooo Annie-pants A.K.A MY BEST FRIEND FOR 19 YEARS....I have my membership in the club of "handful of close friends" Love that! THE STORIES I COULD TELL WHEN I KNEW YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL....hmmmmmmmmmmm

So when are you getting an actual EMAIL address so I can forward all the good stuff? *waiting waiting*

Yes everything she said is true & these two really know how to have fun in life and keep their relationship light & easy & loving! Did she mention the wedding reception when they walked in to the theme song from "Shaft" he he he!

*Don't forget who can beat you in Atari Pac Man- OK!!!*
Loveyameanit!
Michelle

Hey Anne,
Nice to hear from you. Ask Wil why he doesn't ever sign on his Aol Screen name or when will he. To tell me write to NickBurr2003@aol.com.....if you are to busy that is ok. Look forward to next post by Wil.....Your Fan Nick

Best. Wife. Ever.

*WAITING FOR MY INVITATION TO JOIN YOU ON aforementioned "SPA DAY"*

First: Wil, your wife told us to say "Start wearing your glasses". So there. Seriously, it is nice to read from your caring wife. Don't be a stranger, Anne. Please.

Ahhhh the posse love. Anne, you obviously rock and thanks for the post. Wil, listen to your woman and wear the glasses. I always dug the Corey Feldman glasses. Very Buddy Holly, geek-chic. Yum.

Hi Anne - as many have said before, very nice post. I really enjoyed reading it.

As for you, Wil - well, when you start getting into fights over who gets to use the computer, it means you need to get a second one.

And that Anne needs to learn to turn it on.

Have a nice day!

Dude, Wil, your wife kicks ass! Mrs. Wheaton, please come visit us again! You Wheatons rock. I can never get enough Wheatons.

I'm wearing glasses today.

Can I get some Mrs. W love?

Hey Wil. Hey Anne :)

Hey Wil. Hey Anne :)

Hey, can you guys adopt me? Talk about a cool family...surely you need a 29 year old daughter...

Was it really necessary to write "William f----- Shatner"? Has he done something wrong against you or Wil or are you just joining in with the pro-TNG anti-Shatner rage? Very disappointing.

It was nice to finaly hear from the woman behind the man. I hope you get the opportunity to talk to us again. Its nice to get a larger picture of the real Wil. Have a great day!!

"Dreams unwind. Love's a state of mind."Stevie Nicks "Rhiannon" 1974

The theme song to shaft. that's hilarious.

Anne, If you're worried about being a computer widow - there's something worse.

Me and Vince both have our own computers networked and we instant message back and forth across the house.

That's not fair, like you said, the reason for tuning in everyday is to hopefully find Wheaton's unfished Vegas story, finished. Nolan and Ryan are not the only lucky ones...

Anne,

A pleasure to hear from you at last. Thanks for sharing your husband with the rest of us. He's kinda geeky but we love him anyway. (Oh yeah, like I have the street cred to call anyone geeky!)
Hope the spa day was good.
Wil can we donate more? That way we can keep Anne sweet and you can play with us more often!

Anne - it was such a great thought to contribute to Wil's blog. It gives us a chance to get a glimpse of Wil's better half. As a wife of a "computer geek" I know your pain ;) But I must say that my husband is less computer-oriented lately and it makes me a very happy wife. (Did I mention we met in an IRC chat room..?)

As to Vegas, my husband and I were there last summer between August 26 and Sept 2, 2001. And the Star Trek: Experience was THE HIGHLIGHT of our trip (we are hopeless StarTrek fans). We got back home just to find out that we missed the StarTrek 35th anniversary celebration and the convention. Frankly, we were quite pissed about that.

And yes, as Canadians, we are used to non-smoking environment (smoke free restaurants and other public spaces, even non-smoking floor in the Niagara Falls casino) and we were disgusted with the second-hand smoke we had to endure - I can so related to this part of Vegas. I was just getting over pneumonia and on a total anti-biotic high, but damn it, I was NOT going to missing that trip! And gosh, it was so worth it! We had a blast!

I hope you will contribute to the blog sometime again! It was great to hear from you.

Here I am again late to the party- Hey Anne ! That's really cool that you let Wil play with us, he's so cool. As for the computer literacy I totally sympathize, I personally don't own a playstation, I havn't had a game thingy since Atari I burned that thing out "wohoo Space Invaders and Breakout!" I am leaning toward getting an X box though,Anyhow sorry I couldn't contribute to the cause but glad you had fun.

From one woman who is madly in love with her spouse to another "ain't Love Grand!"

Peg -

If you read through previous posts, you will see that William Shatner has been nothing but a ROYAL jerk to Wil (until recently on the Weakest Link). I guess it's kind of a joke to refer to him as that. Maybe Roughy or Wil himself can explain it better. Lighten up - it's all in good fun.

Okay... I'll quit lurking and comment.

Wil- Love the blog... read it every day from my little desk here at Microsoft. See in a small way, you help to take money away from the man!

Anne- So wonderful to hear from you! Have a wonderful massage (as if there are bad massages!).

Thanks for entertaining me :)

Mrs Wheaton:

It was nice to read your entry, but it really hurts to be referred to as "lame ass"

btw, My wife read your entry and said she thought you sounded pretty nice

Nice to meet you Mrs Wheaton. Oh and Wil..wear your glasses!

bluesman-

you're totally not a lame-ass, and you know it.

but you knew that already.

:)

What the hell is a blog?

I know that you've heard this alot Anne, but...
Atari rules. Nothing can compare to that. Nice to hear from you and good for you for using the computer. And Wil, you promised more SpongeBob
awhile ago. Oh well, you've been busy. Anne, will
you come back? It seems that you also have a posse.

Wow, I wish the network hadn't been down yesterday because I could have read this and responded sooner. Crumbs, Anne is awesome - witty, articulate...I'm not sure I'd say she was "smart-assy"...maybe "sassy"; (Saying that makes me feel like UpChuck from Daria, so I'll try to stop being creepy). It's wonderful that the Wheatons are so happy and well-adjusted. I'm in a "blended family" but it doesn't feel that way at all. I've even stopped thinking of our strange feline Frosty as my "step-cat." My new niece could never be my "step-niece" - I'm as elated as if she and I had genetic ties. The spa experience is well-deserved, and I hope Anne enjoys it thoroughly.

Yeah, Wil should wear his glasses. My left eye has a touch of astigmatism and a little presybyopia, so it crosses sometimes when I spend too much time reading, typing, staring through a microscope, etc., especially when I wear my contacts instead of my glasses. My weird eye makes me feel like Sloth from the Goonies!

You're a lucky man Will. Anne is quite a lady.

I have a few things to say so here goes:

Anne: Wow what wonderful things you've got to say, you are one of the luckiest women alive. Hang in there with the technology, I didn't get it for a long while and in a lot of ways I still don't but I'm getting there slowly and surely.

Firemage: Thank you so much for your comment, it really touched me, it brought me up a bit, and at the moment thats so not an easy thing to acumplish.

Roughly: You're great, thank you for all you said

To all the rest whos names I can't remember and I know I should: Thank you all for your comments I do find it hard to be posititve but you guys have made it easier and as a reault here are 7 things I'm gretful for (even if it has taken me a while to come up with the list)

1. WWDN - for the friendlyness (is that a word) people have shown me, and for the joy I get from reading posts.

2. My Life Story (a rock group)

3. My friends at college who have to put up with a lot from me at the moment as I keep putting them thru hell.

4. The lady who drove me to hospital this evening cos I was having an asthma attack

5. Me Mam, who is there for me no matter what, and won't push me to tell her whats wrong and wait patiently until I'm ready to tell her.

6. My Music collection

7. Chocolate

A big thank you to everyone at WWDN. Have a goog day

TT4N

Spike
12.36 PM GMT
21st February 2002

Dear Anne,

I'll join all the others in praising you for your post. It is refreshing to see that you are indeed everything that Wil has said - no exaggeration! He's a lucky, lucky man.

There are a lot of women (and men, for that matter) who don't know much about computers - but guess what? You can learn! When the first pc came into my life many years ago, my teenage son would "try" to show me how to do simple things. His idea of teaching me was to mutter under his breath, while his fingers flew over the keyboard, and saying "See? It's easy. Just do this, and this, and this and this, and - there you have it!" Right. When I asked him to slow down so I could follow him, or maybe let me write down the steps, he laughed at the very thought that I couldn't immediately grasp what he was saying. A pox upon all uppity teenage geek-boys!

Well, I don't code HTML (yet) but I figured something out a while back - it's just a machine! Do you have a bread machine? Same thing. Buttons. Just keep pushing buttons and beating up on the keys until it does what you want. Oh, and RTFM. (That's geek talk for Read The Farking Manual!) And, remember my golden rule: If it locks up, push the panic button! Shut the mutha down!

My husband and I each have our own computers, and spend countless hours sitting six feet away from each other while he plays Ultima Online, and I goof around with Worth1000 and peek in at this site. Life is good!

Seriously, it sounds like the two of you have what most people only dream about, and very few ever find. Treasure it. I'm 3 years and 10 months older than my husband. There's a theory that says "Get 'em young, and raise 'em right! We would all like to hear how the two of you met. I'll bet it's a good story.

All the best,
Corky

I thought people magazine did a very nice article on all of you. Nolan Ryan was my favorite pitcher. Were those names reflecting him?

I don't know what a blog is either.

cheers

Oh, yeah...I wanted to quickly mention I caught the article in the February 11th People magazine too...was really great to see a pic of all you guys! :o ) Good article and glad to see Wil getting some attention...I know Anne and the boys'll keep him in line (and off-line from time to time).

Ciao,

Hi Anne (and Wil),
I have been reading WWDN for about a week, and I am liking it more and more. After reading all Wil says about you, it is cool to hear something from you. Your writing is just as entertaining as his, and you really should continue to post. (or make www.wilwheatonswife.net as Ryan suggested heheh.) Thank you for your cool post...

P.S. Wil, wear the glasses!

It's been said, many times, many ways...

Anne roooooolz.

It's also been made clear: Wil needs to wear his glasses.

Now, if only Mrs. Spudnuts could get her husband back into the posting spirit.

Hint.

Hint.

Right then... have fun, kids. :)

Spike, glad you found your seven reasons and that ALL of us could be a part of it. Hope you are feeling better.

Lenna

Wooo! You rock! Glad you're on board! :D

Roughy made a funny: Wil's straight?

Audible Laughing at my house

hey anne,
you totally kick! hope to hear a lot more from you on the site. i never got to get my 7 things in before so here it goes (in no particular order)
1. my friend kyle who can make me laugh when i look at him
2. rain
3. Flickerstick
4. poems
5. wwdn
6. damn george (inside joke, don't try to understand it)
7. smiles

hey, Mrs. W.
one, I think Wil's lucky enough to have you around. you sound like such a sweet lady. :)
two, i think it's about time that a ...*ahem*...girl kicked ass at video games. that rocks.
three, your husband's pretty cool.
i'm sorry that i couldn't contribute to your awesome gift(and it does sound really cool), but you have to admit it; he did have a good idea.
and there's nothing wrong with an Atari. i used to have one.
have a good one.

wow wil, anne, you guys would like a great couple and wil is always raving about you and is always saying nothign but godo things about you all. sounds liek you all kick serious ass!

Hey Mrs. Wheaton - MA'AM!

Tis indeed a pleasure to meet you... you have a fine house of men under your charge and it is grand to know that ya'll are taking such good care of one another.

Please keep popping by and hanging with us... enjoy your day at the spa... and stay chillin'

Love to all...

***Beej***

PS: My B&N has a "banned" books display up right now and I informed that Stupid White Men needed to join under the "Banned for Political Statements" category as I told them about the near-shredding of Moore's latest tome... even my Bush-luvin' hubby (he has since reformed over Enron) was reading it and seeing the light!

Welcome to the site Mrs.Wheaton

I love roulette, we kick butt, write me for tips! Glad you had a good massage, I envy you, but discoverd wil's site too late for the donations tho, so I can't say I helped.

WOW!!!!! What else is there to add? I agree with
Ryan and everyone else..Mrs.Wheaton the pleasure
of reading your thoughts made my day..You two
seem so together "TOGETHER"..its perfect. Mrs. W
you really need a site..or at LEAST a link! Thanx
so MUCH for sharing Wil with the rest of the
world..he really is trying to make it a better
place which is so admirable..OK I'll stop soon..

Since I missed yesterday..and almost today I
WIL do my list now!

1.For my best friend and S.O. that was on my
roof when I got home yesterday "desquirrlizing"
my attic..and cleaning the gutters!
2.For my cat, Raven.
3.WWDN..what would I do without you all? (Espec
Spuddy!)and of course Wil!
4.MUSIC..almost any kind.
5.Flowers..any kind.
6.COMPUTER'S and the geeky people that can make
them do MAGIC.
7.My friends at work who hold me up when I can't
do it myself..

Thank you for this opportunity..This has been a
public service announcement..we wil now resume
our abnormal proggraming!

*waves meekly*

This is my first post here. I found this site about a month ago and I think its so cool that Wil runs it himself. Ive been a fan of Wil since his days on Star Trek.

So Wil if and when you read this, I just want to say hi and say hi to Anne for me too. Keep up the good work! You ROCK!

*vanishes*

Insert obligatory "Mrs. Wheaton (SIR!) is cool" quote here.

Follow with obligatory "Roughy - cheese" statement.

Finish with random "Canada" comment.

Hello Anne and Wil

Wil may not realize this, but he has a lot more
friends in the world than his page counters and
convention appearences may lead him to believe.

As for the hecklers, well, nobody likes to be
called low down and high smelling do they? The
people who do not get Wil are mostly the same
ones who delighted in stomping baby birds and
tormenting house cats as children. Should he
care what the unwashed think of him? No, but
I know he does anyway because that is the sort
of guy Wil is. From his posts, I know he is
glad and lucky to have you by his side. He has
given us who have come to know him as a fine
man a gift greater than the few dollars he has
been given for his time and hard work. Thanks for
sharing him with his friends Anne and I am glad you had a good time. I have not posted before
but have read Wil's posts and appreciate his spirit and admire his wit. I liked his role
in stand by me and was pleasantly surprised
when I saw him in Next generation. Too bad
star trek academy was nixed by the studio.
it would have been a great vehicle to showcase
Wil's talent for teen angst. :-)
respectfuly from a friend
Greg

Anne:

tres cool, that you have ventured into the land of the WWDN fans. I admit, I haven't been a good poster lately... but I've been a little busy. Going back to college, changnig my major over to music.... that sorta fun.

That was pretty cool, you listing your seven things... and I gotta agree with you... chocolate rules. I think I oughta put up my list... so without furthar ado, my list:

1. My family, dysfunctional as they can be sometimes.

2: Wil, because I VERY much enjoy his unique sense of humor in my day. Even though I haven't heard the Burrito in ages....

3. CHOCOLATE. The ultimate sensory experience.

4. Garfield. Next to wil himself, I can't quite go without America's #1 fat cat to read every day.

5. October. My favorite time of year in New England, the trees and weather are always just heavenly IMO.

6. The simplicity of the original NES system. Yes, I still have one that works. And a Super NES, and a bunch of gameboy games. Who needs that fancy shmancy X-Box, cool as it is to play...? Sometimes, it's the simple things in life, that are best.

7. Did I mention Wil, already? I owe him BIG time, for not only introducing me to Cafepress.com, but who else is cool enough, to help me find the music for Contra on mp3? You ROCK, Wil! And so does your family, for encouraging your exceptional computer skills! Keep it up, man.

Honorable mention goes to Star Trek, my cd burner, my piano teacher, and my computer, as things I'm also happy about.

Okay... I'm yawning now. And Anne... don't base your typing, on what other people do. Take me for example. When I write a story, it takes me ALL DAY to write one chapter... but that's because I focus on quality, not quantity. Everyone does things at their own pace, be comfortable in what you can do, right NOW. And give yourself time to experiment on his pc. In time, maybe you'll get more experience. Everyone learns, from experience. Wil started his site, wiht the lame Geocities site builder... and NOW look at him. Because he kept at it. Don't feel bad... you did a really, really cool job, on your first post.

-David.

Dammit! I had this whole long post and then my computer disconnected from the internet and now it is GONE! Gone forever!
Okay, it is now way past my bedtime, but I will reconstruct as well as I can, because I know everyone around here is just dying to hear what I think of Wil's wife. Right? Right. So.
Anne, first of all I think you're really cool. Second, why'd ya have to bring up glasses? Now my husband is saying, "Hey, why aren't you wearing YOUR glasses?" Sheesh! Anyway, come back often because we love you! In fact, looking around, you may be more popular than Wil.

(Sigh.) I wish there were 50,000 monkeys envying my marriage. Now that would rock!

New t-shirt:
Have you had your Wheatons today?

Hmm. Was that lame? It's so hard to tell when you're half asleep, squinting at the computer screen. (All right, all right, I will start looking for my glasses! When? Uh, I don't know. Soon.) Yeah, I think it was lame. Oh, well.

Anne, good to have you. (:

You're a lucky woman.

Wil, you're a lucky guy.

Nolan and Ryan, you're lucky, too.

Everybody's lucky!

Lucky, lucky, lucky, I've got Wil Wheatons in my tummy...

Wait...

That's nasty.

Never mind.

ANNE - SO great to see you post! From now on I hope there will be more!! Both you crazy BIG kids and the little ones are SO lucky!!! I hope I'll have a love like that as soon as I get married!
WIL - WEAR YOUR GLASSES!! My ex had glasses like that and they were dead sexy! I can only imagine what you, who is TOTALLY SEXY (sorry Anne!) would look like in them. You rub her ear? HOW FREAKIN SWEET IS THAT? I love that!
Ok, so, bed time!! Buh bye!

Oh no! Jodilyn - that's f***ing hilarious! So do me and my husband. LOL!! I thought we were the only dorks who did that! :)

And dake - hell yeah! Good movie. ("So, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll fight like civilzed human beings?" "Sportsman-like, Like God intended")

"You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this - never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! A ha ha ha! A ha ha ha! A ha ha ha ha ha-"

THUMP.

Sounds like your wife kicks ass Wil. :)

Try me in meatloaf.

I can barely contain my rage.

Does this smell funny to you?

I dread answering the telephone.

What?

For the remainder of this week, I will be posting as...

Lermontov, the Man What Has No Bones.

I vas born in a part of Belarus where people what have bluejeans cannot for be to using them becausk they hef no bones.

Very sad.

Very, very sad.

Yes.

Funny.

But also...

SAD.

Not a bone between the two of us.

Sad.

We hef bluejeans...

Yes.

But we are unable to use them.

Sad.

Very.

Send us no more bluejeans, cruel Americans!

Can you not see the anguish in our watery, ice-blue eyes as they well up with tears of watery anguish and ice-blue anguish?!

We cannot wear them.

Keep your bluejeans.

They are not for us!

For we have no bones.

Sad.

Do not weep, my husband.

It is not cruelty which compels them to send us bluejeans, but rather it is misplaced kindness.

They give... but know nothing of our shame.

The children must not see your watery, ice-blue anguish tears in your eyes of anguish.

Come!

Go!

Leave!

For to no more crying on this the greatest day of the year...

The day of February when we celebrate the opening of the shed for people what needs to borrow rakes upon the...

Solstice.

Some wheat.

Go!

SPUDNUTS!

Oh.

Shut it.

I'm going to watch pornography now.

It's great to see that you're so understanding about the hubs spending so much time at the computer. I feel like you and Wil are like the West Coast version of me and my hubby! We get a kick out of The Simpsons too ("Teacher, I glued my head to my shoulder!"). And don't tell anyone *Toonces looks over her shoulder to make sure said hubby isn't looking*, but my hubs has this thing about yawning with his tongue sticking out. So there ya go. Maybe they were seperated at birth? :)

Anyway, thanks for taking part in the site. I've only been here for a short while, but I can apprieciate the time Wil spends on the place, and also the fact that he's willing to share the experience with you. Hope you enjoy the spa day!

Crap.

I didn't want to scare Spudnuts away.

I suck.

Come back, Mr. Lermontov.

Please?

On second thought...

Perhaps pornography is a good idea for you.

Even though you have no bones.

I'm stopping.

Christ.

I >> SAID

I was sad because I had no bluejeans. Then I behelt Lermontov, the man who has bluejeans, but no bones. And beside him was his wife , who has bluejeans, but no bones as well.
And I became sadder. And drank some vodka. More vodka. Still more. Til purple wolves came. And they danced. They danced the sad dance of the Lermontov's. The couple who have bluejeans, but no bones.

Moral of the story

You do not want to come across a drunk who needs bluejeans. Especially if you are Lermontov, the man who has bluejeans, but no bones. And his wife, who also has bluejeans, but no bones.

I am concerned with the watchings of pr0nography by a man with no bones.

Does it not seem to be ironic...

I mean, why would someone watch something that gives a lot of us that which he does not have.

Oh...wait.

I get it now.

Lermontov now has a bone, methinks.

Methinks Mrs. Lermontov is appreciative.

Oh, Great Wheat Thresher in the sky...

Why?

Why hef you cursed me and my children and the people of my village from here down to the river and a few on the other bank near the grist mill with bonelessness?

What hef we done in our comink and goink and comink and... goink... to merit such travail?!

What?

WHAT?!

It's all a failure to respect the cheese.

Respect for cheese = blue jeans.

Disrespect for cheese is the hobgoblins of greengoblins in the minds of spidermen.

Privacy? In this man's Internet?

It's like asking if the Pope's Jewish.

I hope never to find cheese in my bluejeans. Or any bluejeans, for that matter.

24601!

Boneless SCUM!

Men like you can never change.

There is a duty I am sworn to do.

Fool!

You must think me mad.

I have doggedly pursued you across countless message boards.

Lermontov, it ends here.

Tonight.

In this shithole of a website.

This I swear!

Inspector, do not underestimate me...

Though I am boneless, still there is strength to be reckoned with in these feeble old limbs.

All he did was steal some bread.

Silence, woman!

This does not concern you.

It's between me and the boneless Russian.

But he must save my poor, sick child!

Even though he has no bones...

Lermontov.

You seem to have gained wretched allies in this hive of scum and human refuse.

Touching.

No matter.

Yield!

Or face the crushing fury of this armed and fully operational battle truncheon!

Daddy! Don't let him take you away!

I cannot be broken.

Merely...

Bent.

In a multitude of action poses.

Placed in a small box.

Or bag.

Made to walk down stairs alone or in pairs.

Pressed against the Sunday comics until I bear the imprint of Mary Worth and then s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d until funny, funny pictures happen...

YES!

Yes, Javert...

Bent.

But NEVER broken.

Oi!

We've seen him before!

He's a total ass, that Lermontov.

By the way...

Javert, you still owe us 50 francs.

Whew! I'm saving the Lermontov et al posts! It's like reading Waiting For Godot! Brilliant, but scary. Scary like watching a car wreck....
(Anne, see how it degenerates into complete silliness? Addictive!)
Thanks, Lermontov and friends, for waking me up with a smile. Best part of my day is coffee and WWDN & Friends.
Corky

Blame it all on Lermontov.

That boneless ass.

But hey, if you're so amused... we could use $50...

>> the Unscrupulous Smelly Frenchies

As opposed to the scrupulous non-smelly variety?

The man has a point, dear.

Shut up, wench.

Oh.

And TV's Wil Wheaton?

Shut your hole, gateau-boy.

This site is now officially the domain of the Boneless Bolsheviks of Belarus (BBB).

No more of your whiny, bourgeois showbiz crap.

Now, all of your posts will be edited by the Democratic People's Council on Matters Pertinent (DPCMP) prior to publication.

Reminds me of my government class in high school.

We were in the most radical group politically, and we named our group the People's Choice Party.

PCP.

We did it for shits and giggles, and we got a decent grade.

Hey, "shits and giggles" is my line.

Uneducated American swine.

Wait.

"Shut your hole, gateau-boy"?

Isn't that "Shut your hole, cake-boy"?

shouldn't it be "shut your cakehole, boy"?

Oh, screw it. I'm late for bed.

Ryan and Nolan have Wil's sense of humor?
Be afraid...

Mmmm ... bones.

Mrs W,

To quote an honest, funny, loving, caring, wanting to make the world a better place kind of guy...

If I wasn't such a badass, it (Your post) may have brought tears to my eyes.

Mr W,

thank you for this wonderful cyber-haven.

Holy Stretch Armstrong!

Spudnuts, now I remember why I proposed.

Blog=Weblog. This url provides one version of their history:

http://newhome.weblogs.com/historyOfWeblogs

Rob Matsushita, I second Gaea's request for a copy of the wwdn drinking game ;).

You guys want an mp3 of this one, it's gonna take a while. And maybe three other actors.

Geez-how would you like to be Mrs. Wil on this one? Her first post and Spudnuts (er...Lermontov...er Javert...) comes back with a vengeance!

I'd be in a fetal position on the floor myself. :)

Rob-I think this one's gonna be a challenge!

Hey Anne,

I don't post very often, and didn't see the famous "donate here" button - but it sure as heck narked me that people gave Wil so much grief for doing something cool for his special lady. And having read your message, you are certainly that.

I think it must be one of the best things that I have read on the net for months, 'cos it's about unconditional love. WWDN keeps Wil away from you for long periods, but you don't ride his ass about it - you support him, and that's pretty awesome.

Gods, listen to me, a limey using words like "awesome". Hehe.

Anyway, to coina phrase, Wil Wheaton kicks ass, and so do you.

Cheers, and take care.

CM

olafandy (the poster formerly known as Jon) said: "Rob-I think this one's gonna be a challenge!"

Which makes it all the more tempting.

Spudnuts is kind of like Billy Van on that old "Hilarious House of Frightenstein Show".

Rob M I'm sure we'd all love a rendition of "The Return of Spudnuts and Friends" (or is that Fiends?), but we know how difficult it would be so just give us the WWDN drinking game for now. :)

Hooray for the return of Spudnuts. And Mrs. Spudnuts. And Lermontov. And Javert, Fantine, Cosette, M. et Mdme. Thenardier.

I rarely laugh almost to tears within half an hour of getting out of bed - morning just aren't that joyous an occasion.

This one was. I'm saving that.

For posterity.

Whoever posterity is.

Gaea:

Hilarious House of Frightenstein?
(and on your website)
Rocket Robin Hood?

Marry me.

Interesting. Apparently 'Spudnuts' are a doughnut-like pastry treat.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=spudnuts&btnG=Google+Search

I had no idea.

Curse me and my (until lately) 26 year exile in the frozen wastes of Alaska. I'm such an uncultured buffoon.

Funniest.Thread.Ever
(and ROFLMAO)

Will,

You really do need to wear your glasses. They, I assume, are just normal every day glasses with clear glass.

I am 21 and have to wear glasses and they are orange, this is because I'm dyslexic and I have to wear them to read black print of white paper and let me tell you I have had some rotten stick and horrid taunts about wearing these glasses and a friend of mines brother is dyslexic, 14 years old and his glasses are pink!!!!!

Be thankful for having just common a garden glasses because I would swap with you any day!

Spike
4.12pm GMT
21 February 2002

OMG - I have read for a 2 weeks now about the infamous Spudnuts. And, finally, he arrives. Thank you, dear Spudnuts, Lermontov and the entire cast of Les Miz (and sadly, I knew from the 24601 where you were going with it!). You missed Marius though. Thanks for the bought of laughter this early in the morning. Got my work day started off well!

Spudnuts, I wanna party with you.

Vickie

*wipes tear,*
This is semi-pointless being where it exists but yeah... I just thought I'd say thanks too..

I'll never look at Les Mis the same way again. Another of my cultural favorites perverted by the genius of Spudnuts.

Ian: Congrats on being like the third person to view my website. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm afraid I am already married though. : )

You know my whole family used to get up at 6am at our cottage to watch 'Frightenstein'. How dorky is that? Ah well I am Canadian, I'm supposed be dorky. I think it comes from our winters being so cold, we all end up wearing such, um, interesting clothes, especially hats, to keep warm. Don't believe me, come to Ottawa in January sometime. I swear I saw a lady the other day wearing her ferret as a hat.

Eh?

For the rules (such as they are) to the WWDN drinking game, check out the Soapbox area--I'll see if I can copy and paste later.

Hey, Rob.

You said you needed more actors.

Let me know, man. I'm up for it.

Granted, Spudnuts was the genius behind that thread, but if there's room for a small little lameass like me, I'll take it.

Besides, that bastard still owes me 50 francs.

Wait...

50 Euros.

So yeah, Rob, can I play too?

My name is Anne, too. Wow. Will the world continue to turn?

Nope.

Sorry. :)

KJB--I'm totally up for any help I can get with the mp3s.

You wanna step on, then step on, baby!

Anne,
Thanks for taking the time to write to us. It was really cool hearing from you personally after hearing so much about you from Wil. Nice to know that he has such a special lady in his life.

Gaea:
I know. I'm in Hamilton, where Frightenstein was originally filmed. Our winters aren't as bad as Ottawa's, but I do know what you're talking about. ;)

Go Canada! Can't you have several husbands? That was custom, here in Canada, last I heard... ;)

From a MUSH...
Tom says, "You barmy Canadians. :)"
Ian eats a blubber-filled donut with some backbacon while fishing through the ice in his igloo, eh?

I'm so on, Rob.

SO on.

Give me a jingle, baybeee.

(crap, my paper's due soon and I'm not done and I'm typing here. What's up with that?)

Right then.

mp3s, here I come.

Fear me.

I have to mention this...
I've posted several times here, (I especially enjoyed the step-parent one - it got me right here *points to his heart*) and noticed the relationship you two have - feels good to see that there are other people that still believe in the basics of love. My fiancee and I have been through some serious sh1t the past few months, and are working on counseling together to get through it. One thing (yes, the original reason for this post - forgive me for rambling) you guys might want to do - just for the halibut - get a copy of Kenny and Julia Loggins' book, "The Unimaginable Life". Just read it. For sh1ts and giggles if nothing else. Even if you dont get the book - go to Kenny's site and browse the stories and pictures (Especially the Atlantic City 2000 picture with the two corny people in the pic on either side of Kenny in the top-left side of the page *shameless plug*). His songs and the book have opened several views that I never would have even imagined existed, let alone realized were prevalent in our relationship. Also, *applauds* bravo for the way you are supporting Wil and his enthusiasm for his site and all this geek stuff. It took my fiancee a long time to understand, and I still think she's only touched on the reasons I enjoy the web so much. I _will_ be printing your post out for her though - it may give her the proverbial kick in the butt she needs to get herself more involved in what I enjoy... *grin*
Welp, Mrs. Wheaton, kudos to you and your family.
/mushy-blahblah stuff
y0 wil... any info on the auditions? *crosses fingers*

Hey Anne,

I really hope you enjoyed relaxing on behalf of WWDN - you deserve it :-) Thanks for your comments - we all love hanging out over here, and it's nice to know that Wil's lovely lady is ever witter than he is :-)
Better tell him to watch up - he's got competition!

Elle

This is an embarrassing admission, being the theatre guy, but...

...I've never seen "Les Miz."

I had to look up 24601, and I'm still not sure I get it.

Man, the mp3 may be three or four years in the making.

But I'm willing to make this a group effort (I'm talking to you, KJB!).

Anyone who wants a voice in it (and if you have a microphone on your computer), let me know which part you want (except, of course, Lermontov, the Man What Has No Bones--as I claim it like the fascist I am), and email me. I'll edit a whole thing together in acid, and we'll bask in the mp3 glory.

Lord almighty, this could get wierd.

Not only did I see "Les Miz" on Broadway twice, but I also read the goddamned book... unabridged.

Why?

Because garbage in, garbage out, motherfuckers.

That's right.

I also listen to show tunes.

Here I am.

Take your best shot.

Sorry.

I'm more of a "Sweeney Todd" kind of guy.

ODB as Valjean.

William-Fucking-Shatner-Upon-Avon as Javert.

Shawn Kemp as Gavroche.

Wesley Crusher, Borg Queen as Cosette.

Vanna White with a hook as Marius.

Soundtrack by Chuck D and Tenacious D and Schooly D and Umberto D and Sandra D.

I saw the Indigo Girls do "Jesus Christ Superstar" in Seattle and it kicked ass.

Lermontov loves me some lesbians!

You all think I'm kidding.

"That's clever," you say.

"Tee hee hee," you giggle discreetly into your kerchief, well...

FUCK YOU!

I mean FUCK YOU/FUCK YOU!

This fucking musical/film would fucking rake in scads of cash, but Jack Black is doing "Shallow Hal" and Wil Wheaton is doing... something else.

Corporate entertainment can suck my adamantium-laced endoskeletal cyber-COCK!

You can't keep me out.

forever

You rock, Anne.

shawn kemp is the worst basketball player on the whole fqin planet

("Think they stand a chance?" "It would take a miracle.")

Okay, I finally caught up with all these freakin' comments! You sure are a prolific bunch! Anyhoo..................

Mr. Matsushita (see, I even know how to spell it );

1) Did I mention something about being a whore for finding myself on the Internet to you? I must have, I seem to have found myself on your blog TWICE (kind of) in as many days -- yippee -- makes a girl happy!

2) I believe I already told you earlier today that the newest spudnuts really SHOULD be an mp3 -- and of course, you know I'm willing to help with the "maybe three other actors" stuff if you need me!

Oh, and...

3) you are still... evil and must be destroyed
-- for creating my WWDN addiction!
Thanks, buddy!

jill

reading further down still -- ROBBBBB!!! -- you've never seen Les Mis? It was just here! Even I(!!!) caught on with the 24601 bit!

OK Rob you've got to do two things as I see it:

1. At least mp3 that last Lermontov rant.
2. Go see Les Miz or at least rent in on video or something.

And remember boys and girls Lermontov says "Listen to showtunes you stupid f*cks!"

Rob -

Just in case - 24601 was Jean Valjean's prisoner number. There's a big song at the beginning of the show and it ends with Valjean singing "2-4-6-0-1!"

hehehe your wife sounds very cute... she writes very well I should add...

good stuff u 2! :D

come stop by and say hi http://www.naijacandy.com

Sheeez! Wouldn't Mr Wheaton (Sir) be pissed off if his computer illiterate wife scored more comments on his site than he ever has !??
Nice post Anne, up till 3 in the morning spouting profanities ? - dunno what you're on about (hehe).
Hey - give Wil a quick sniff - if he smells unusual check that he hasn't been crawling round the dining table - he's got previous you know.
Don't leave it 6 months for the next one tho', the thought of Wil squirming in embarrassment is just - delish.

Senor Lermentov said, "adamantium-laced endoskeletal cyber-COCK!"

That's a powerful cock.

COCK!

I was playing Hearts on yahoo! with some friends, and someone had set the language filter to "high". The only word that got through was "cock".

We giggled. LOTS.

So, yeah, Rob, what do I have to do? How much of it? I'm so horribly confused.

And I'd send you the mp3s of the songs, but I've only got them on tape.

The international cast recording, with the Japanese Eponine, it's the best. Seriously.

Ok, yeah.

Mrs.wil you rock!! I think you should have a weekly column on Uncle willy's site. That would be cool.keep on truckin'. later, jeff.

Wil and Mrs. Wil:

First, Mrs. Wil... thank you for allowing us to take up so much of Wil's undivided attention. I enjoy coming to Wil's site, reading his journal, and sharing it with my husband.

Wil... what can I say... you rock... nah, that's kinda lame. How about THANK YOU! For making me laugh, for making me think, for giving me something "online" to share with my husband!

Okay... yeah, that too was lame, but hey... it's truth!

C Ya!

Mmmm

TNN ST:TNG

Pity it's the silly one with Troi flying.

"Where are yooooo?"

"I'm leaving, you're laaaaame"

tee hee :)

Okay, to answer a few questions:

Here's the easiest way to do this mp3 thingee...those who want to be involved send me a .wav file of themselves (or others) reading their entries in this thread.

If people don't want to read their own, they can read one of the others ("M. et Mdme Thenardier, the Unscrupulous Smelly Frenchies," "Mrs. Lermontov, Wife of the Man What Has No Bones, but Also She Has No Bones," and so on) and send it to me--with an email saying which one it is and where it is in the thread.

Got that? Send me a clip of your voice, and I'll edit it into the thing.

One request: Remain consistant. if you pick "Mrs. Lermontov, Wife of the Man What Has No Bones, but Also She Has No Bones," then you're that character for the whole thing. (The best thing to do is make a .wav or .mp3 of ALL the characters' comments and I'll edit it in the bit)

Whew!

Oh, I got dibs on "Lermontov, the Man What Has No Bones."

So all who are interested, send me .wav or .mp3 files. If you can't or don't know how, email me, and we'll work something out.

Damn, I miss the Burrito.

By the way, Hi, Jill!

Jill acted in one of my shows. A clip of her in the show "Irish Lesbian Vampire 2" is on my weblog today. She's one of two people in the scene who doesn't have a gun.

(If that doesn't get me hits, I don't know what will.)

Anne, I have been a fan of Wil's since I was 14, (I'm now 27..yikes!!!!) I did not care for Star Trek itself, but I think Wil is a kick-ass actor!! I really enjoyed reading your entry, you should write more........I am so happy that Wil found a great person to share life's ups and downs with.........Be Proud, you have what most people search for their whole lives......Best wishes.....Tina

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