WIL WHEATON dot NET: 1.5

Oh, Gads. Amazon Women on the Moon!! I haven't seen that in years. And don't forget the Lost Satellite Chronicles -- that was even funnier. :-)

Wow! It's great to know that I'm not the only one who likes to listen to Zeppelin while doing yard work. It's the only thing to rock to while on the riding mower!

wow 74 degrees? i'm freezing here.
never heard of that movie....

You should know by now that LA plays by different rules than anyother place on earth, weather included. Man I miss it. *shivers her bottom off in San Francisco*

You should know by now that LA plays by different rules than anyother place on earth, weather included. Man I miss it. *shivers her bottom off in San Francisco*

eep, sorry :( got impatient and posted twice. silly me.

o/~ The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath, the drums will shake the castle wall, The ringwraiths ride in black, Ride on.... o/~

This fit yesterday's discussion as well as today in some strange fanatic Led Zeppelin lover sort of way....

Zeppelin is soo motivating... I've used it many times to get myself off my ass. Good choice.

Mmmm...pollen...it doesn't like me too much eitehr. Well have fun witht hat yardwork, and try not to die in the "heat."

JoshAct

I'm not sure how warm 74 is (I live in the 21st Century :) ), but it sounds to me like you need at least one good Canadian winter under your belt. :)

Pollen and mold spores and dust... oh, my!

We've been having the same oddly-spring-like weather out here, too... except it can't make up its mind and keeps reverting to winter every few days. (Case in point: It was 70 degrees for two days last week, then it was 10 degrees for about four... then it was 60 degrees and sunny all weekend, and now it's about 30 degrees and sleeting.) The trees are budding and the crocus are starting to pop up.

No wonder I can't breathe! (;

I just read the review at epinions... how cool is that? haha... even Spudnuts and Roughy got mention. HELL YEAH!!!

soon you _will_ have 50,000 of us monkeys!!!

hnmmm... what does living in the 21's century have to do with not knowing how warm 74 degrees is?

You mean Celsius is your thing? That's hardly "21st century."

C=5/8 (F-32)

Do the math.

Maybe I missed a joke? ... oh well, obscurity eludes me.

OOPS ... Typo.
C=5/9(F-32)

And I've been thankful for temps in the 40s (Fahrenheit) up here in Minnesota...sheesh. 74 sounds heavenly. The upside is, we still have some snow on the ground, so no yardwork just yet.

Sorry to hear about the allergies. Blech.

Guess I can't complain - it's actually raining in Toronto today - in February? - so not too bad. But 74 F - that would be like June here. Enjoy the weekend, but sorry about the allergies. I,fortunately, only seem to sneeze at the office so am merely allergic to office work, but otherwise okay. Crank up those tunes, and mow away!

Amazon Women on the Moon is one of my favorite stupid movies.
And it seems like everyone was in it, too. I gotta dig out the
tape and watch it again.

must be nice to be in such beautiful weather this sunday wil, to tell you the truth we might get a freeze tonight in the lower rio grande valley... yeah it's seems like it be the last place to freeze but imagine the summers here we reached up to 115 degrees last summer it's crazy. so take the challenge come to deep deep deep south texas wil and you'll know what i am talking about when i say blistering hot weather it'll bite you in the bahonkers.

that was a nice review *nod* and i'm glad you saw the stuff at SA and didn't take it too seriously - i've had that mailed to me by different gloating friends about seven times now.

pshaw.
wil has a posse. and i'm happy to be part of it.

*stands up and raises hand* "I too am allergic to "pollen

read the review.. looks great... congrats wil you are loved!

amellia

74 and Sunny?
Sheesh! Over here in the UK its been a gray and miserable day.
Actually come to think of it it gave me an excuse to stay inside playing on the PC and ignoring the yard work. Maybe there is something to be said for the British climate after all!

Dude. All the guys at SA are totally cool. I think they've got great senses of humor, and when they take a stab at my "public persona" I don't take it personally, at all.

SA rules, and I keep bugging them to send me a button to add to the left-side links.

But they won't send me one, the bastards. God! I hate them so much!

har.

har.

har.

hella.

Just read the review at epinions.com
It needs to be rated by more of you here!
I rated it "most helpful" (even though she doesn't mention me. But then maybe that is a good thing.)

Take a look at it everyone. She even links to this site on her profile page.

(I wonder if the name "spudnuts" is still available at epinions?)

I know this has nothing to do with pollen, although it makes me equally sick. I wrote a prediction of what the plot for "Nemesis" based on information that has been released. Enjoy!

I know exactly what is going to happen in the new "Star Trek: Nemesis" movie...

Lwaxana comes to the Enterprise and catches Picard in a bad mood so he smacks her head with his sausage (coincedently cooked on a William Fucking Shatner Wil Wheaton Scott Bacula sucking Vanna White letter turning kick as tag team of Alex Trebek & Pat Sajac & Donny Osmond dirt licking $100,000 Pyrmaid hating murderer Grill which was replicated in Riker's personal... quarters) and she flies across the ship until she has a head on collision with Mr. Worf's rear. If he is still in his puberty thing as in "Insurrection", he'll probably fart her out and shoot her to the far reaches of the Dominion planet of Hell.

Poor ol' Wesley will see what happened and have a breakdown cuz he really wanted to see Lwaxana @ the funeral... oops... wedding so he locks himself in his quarters, goes on the internet and buys a Lwaxana mask from amazon.com and wears women's clothing to the wedding. Everyone will think that it's Lwaxana including Picard and Worf...

After the wedding they will follow her to her Pontiac Sunfire and brutally murder her/him/Wesley.

As for everyone else...

"Voyager" Crew:

"Admiral" Janeway and her half sober crew are supposed to go to the wedding, but they get lost once again in the Delta Quadrant where they must start their journey all over again. "Star Trek: Voyager II" coming to UPN in about 8 weeks when they finally take that dumb ass "Enterprise" off the air and put that Bakula bastard in his place... I'm sure he'll take a quantum leap for man kind.

"Deep Space Nine" Crew:

Kira - she gets raped and murdered by Quark.
Bashir - hunts down O'Brian and proclaims his love for him.
Dax - has her period locked in a Vic Fontane program.
Vic Fontane - raped and killed by Dax.
Garak - gets drunk and makes passes at every Jem Hadar he sees.
Jake Sisko - becomes commander of DS9 and accidently crashes the station into the new World Trade Center Towers.

Other People:

Data - grows a beard, quits Starfleet, and hangs out with that tall drunk that always used to hang with Lwaxana.

Guinan - discovers that she is actually an Earth woman of the 21st century who is doomed to a center square in some low rated game show surrounded by 8 drunk has-beens.

Q - frequently makes guest appearences on Sesame Street every time the letter of the day is "Q".

Doctor Crusher - discovers that she and Wesley are siblings... think about it....

Mr. Spcok - enters into Pon farr and mates with any willing Klingon.

Captain James T. Kirk - is brought back to life where he spends most of his time on the Weakest Link making passes at Anne Robinson. He also sneakes up at the Riker and Troi wedding, snatches the wedding cake and pigs out on it in a nearby swamp.

Scotty - Currently attending the Betty Ford clinic.

Chekov - Currently a spokesman for Q-Tip brand ear cleaners.

Sulu - opened his own chain of Kwik E Mart stores. "If you can't smell them, then you aren't in a Ulus Kwik-E-Mart."

and finally....

MARTha Stewart - besides her real "succuess" with the K-Mart thing, she has also been linked with the deaths of 26 Romulans after she tried to teach them the "Good Things" of puff pastries... I guess you could say that "all 'Good Things' come to an end..."

Winter left Flagstaff Arizona some time ago. LOL! Its supposed to be snowing but we made it up to 70 today. I can't believe it.

Groundhogs only predict regionally, so the li'l beasties can't be faulted for miscalculating suburban LA weather. I feel for you though: have four crababpple trees around the yard, and alotta weird stuff out back where the creek runs, and when the six weeks of frigidity ends, I'll get allergies in spades.

On another matter, a local PBS station is rerunning "The Prisoner" and I still can't grok it like my older brother can. He was lucky: he saw it on TV when it first aired back in the late 60's and his high school teachers discussed it. Have no clue myself of all the particulars, and I still find the show rather mysterious and dense.

Oh man, now I got to go crack out my copy of 'Amazon Women...'

Wil, the pollen thing isn't just in LA. The trees are actually pollinating here in frozen North Dakota. I've been sneezing and coughing for four days, since the local pharmacy is having problems keeping Claritin in stock. It's not cool...

Don't feel bad Wil....it has been warm here in Alabama for months! I am actually glad for the warmth right now since I have been spending alot of time at the Mardi Gras parades ;)

What is this photoshop contest you speak of...I am not too familiar with photoshop but I am a PSP7 addict. LOL

Photoshop is "the" graphic environment for both Mac (primarily, BTW) and PC; it cost about $700 and is worth every penny.

Can't afford that? Try Photoshop Elements at $100; there's lots of stuff in it that PSP doesn't have, though PSP's recent addition of vector-graphics isn't in PE.

Jus' go to a bookstore and visit the computer shelves. You'll find dozens of Photoshop texts.

Wow...thanks for replying so quick. I know alot of people at my forum use photoshop...tis quite expensive. I am pretty pleased with my Paint Shop Pro at the moment...amazon.com made it quite affordable for me at $79 LOL

Robbie, you frighten me.

In other news, I think a skunk died under our house.

Wil said "hella"! It's all about the NorCal phrases. When I went to school in San Diego, we were made fun of for "hella" and it was hell.

Hella.

I'm so glad to hear you mention Amazon Women on the Moon. Some parts bored me, but most of it is hilarious, especially Don "no soul" Simmsons. I just wish the DVD version was better quality.

I hope everyone who saw this movie stuck around past the credits....Carrie Fisher is very funny.

Have you snuzzled your wuzzle today? Well, HAVE YOU?

I was teen-something and went to the dark basement to pull stuff out of the dryer when, through the last bits of sunlight coming through the basement windows, something long and slithery moved up the concrete-block wall, over the top near the joists, and off into a corner.

It seemed nearly a foot long. And it scared me well and good. Had nightmares ever since, even though I know it's silly to do so.

BOOOO!!

Of course, the racoons humping each other on the roof above my bedroom every spring often give me pause...

Between 3 - 60 degrees (United States Speakin) here in IL, It just can't make up it's mind. It was snowing, raining and sunshine all day tody. At least our almost one foot of snow decided to take one week to melt. The Rock river would not been able to handle it if it went any faster. They talk about global warming........This has been going on for thousands of years.......democrats grow up...........Kelly

I am blessed to have no allergies to anything. Yeah, yeah, hate me because my nose doesn't run. (Hee!)

Here in Hotlanta we've been having spring since before the end of January (if you don't count the two days of below-freezing-nearly-snowstorm-sleet-and-winter-mix we had last week) and I'm loving every short-sleeved minute. Of course, I'm not the one who has to do that yardwork.

I just have to take twelve preschoolers (under three) out to the playground every day. It makes them happy!!

I got the joke Tabby. Maybe it's only obscure to non-Canadians. :-)

Or maybe it's only funny to Canadians.

Then again, my dad prolly wouldn't get it since he's still stuck in the days of yore as well.

I no longer know what I was trying to say here, so I'll stop.

Whee... waste of bandwidth, anyone?

Ah yes-spring...when the dog runs out in the backyard, rolls around in the mud, grass and mold, comes back inside, leaves tracks on the carpet and delivers the spores to my and my wife's allergy sensitive senses.

It was kind of like that here for the last 3-4 days, but now when I look out my window, I see that we just received a new coating of snow to replace the one that just melted.

Kentucky Fried Movie-can anyone say enough about this flick? The martial arts movie parody itself was worth the price (particularly when the have the "Dating Game" introductions.) Was that the first time you saw it, Wil? Though I admit I haven't seen "Amazon Women..." yet.

The Prisoner is one of things I've seen a few times, liked what I've seen, but just never had the opportunity to follow up on it. I did know enough about it to have thoroughly enjoyed the Simpsons send up of it though (Cripes, did I miss it tonight?)

Hey, first time here. (And that was a lame opener) Just wanted to say to anyone who will listen, I hate allergy season and nah nah nah nah, it's still cold enough here not to have allergies! But that will be short lived, I'm sure. ;)

From the review:

Comments following blogs are usually in the hundreds (and strange characters that I don't really "get", with names like Spudnuts and Roughy, make the "comments" section as entertaining to many visitors as the blogs themselves.)

Hey, Spudly, we're famous...

Maybe she'll now review OUR web sites, no?

Why is it everyone reads and reviews this damn web site of Mark Hamil's and no one goes to those sites that he links to?

Does a bruva have to beg to get some posse love? heh

Robbie you hsve way too much time on your hands.
And Roughy if you had any MORE love you would be
Spudnuts!
ZEESH! I gave you all your own show ..yeah I know
your OWN show..yeah I know
you already have the audio..but still what MORE
do you WANT?
Led Zepplin..Misty Mountain Hop(S)..gosh Unka
Willie didn't know you had it in you. Your coolness factor just went up 42%...
But I digress WHEN does Spudnuts come back?

Hotsoupgirl?misskity? anyone????

Aw, Roughy...you don't have to beg us to love you...

Oh, btw...my bestest friend and I are co-sponsors with you on the Anti-Bloggies!! I was amazed to see that..you're kinda a mini-celeb to me!

Oh hush. Stop laughing.

Anyway..we ought to know soon who we're sending stuff to, no?

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Aw, f*$%k it. :)

Thanks, bc-rb...and, what show doth thou referest to?

Whisper, your site appears to be down, and I'm very flattered to be co-sponsoring with you! I wish they would have posted my link to the items I'm giving away.

Not that I don't give away enough stuff as it is. Heh, I gotta find cheaper gear or just stop giving it out to people!

And, as far as those Anti-Bloggies go, I hope, but certainly do not expect to be receiving a check for $25 to one "Roughy Expectations" from one "R. Wil Wheaton".

All I want is Willie's money!

All I Want is You.

Now that's a great song.

You have to revisit whether your friend had the right idea about "Number One" after watching "Fallout." I think anyone who's seen "The Prisoner" rethinks their notions a few times.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SPUDNUTS YOU BASTARDS

Snow to sleet to freezing rain to windy and cold with windchill around -20. Damn you, California.
So when the cartographers get around to mapping this little area of the net, all they'll do is plop down a picture of Angus Scrim and the words "Here be strange characters."

Oh, Mister Cryptic...

Thanks for gracing us with your Dennis Miller-esque witticisms!

Can you translate for the knowledge-impaired? (me)

Hey-isn't Angus Scrim the guy from the Phantasm movies? I don't know why I know that (or think I know that.)

Did I fail to mention that I'm allergic to most every plant that grows in California. And its where I chose to live. Benadryl is my best friend although it knocks me out in 20 mins. So I just suffer with hives. I'm also allergic to my cat. Isn't that great but how do you give up a cat you have had for going on six years? You don't and just suffer.

Benedryl is definetly not MY friend. I took some once to counteract an allergic reaction, and it knocked me unconscious for five hours. Oy.

Hmmm... should've posted the "slithery-thing" and "racoon humping" under the Rats! post.

Drat. Must be more observant and professional on Wil's board. Must not be lame.

Hey, Roughy, if you're still about, try it again..Blogger is known to go down at odd moments of the evening, and it was having all sorts of hiccups earlier tonight...

It's my bestest buddy's site that's really the sponsor, but as I'm his partner in the business venture I count, right? (after all, they're *my* creations.)

*smooches* We all want Unka Willie's money. If only Unka Willie had some....

Has anyone ever tried Tylenol max-sinus in the green it's non-drowsy -works for me and keeps me from sleeping the day away.I never used to have alergies but somehow they caught up with me.
I Love "Kentucky" it's so funny, how bout the couple going at it on the couch-when the news is on and the news people are watching them through the t.v.- now that's funny!

Everyone....

Don't get your underwear in a bundle.

If you bother to read back through the comments a few posts back, you'll see that the 'nuts is (are?) on vacation for a few days.

Spudnuts will undoubtedly be back forthwith, filled with stories about his trip to the Big City.

JSc

And why didn't ***I*** get mentioned in the Epinions review???

*whine*

Kentucky Fried movie eh? That was on British TV just this weekend. Oh yus.

Way back when, when cartographers would draw maps, they would use the phrase "Here be monsters " or "Here lie monsters" to designate lands unknown. Terra incognito. Whatever the hell is beyond Bakersfield or Terre Haute. Usually done with fanciful drawings of monsters.
And as for Angus Scrim , well......strange looking character actor. And Phantasm rocks.

http://www.phantasm.com/hpages/SCRIMM_bio.html

Wil, I hope you do not have a leaf blower. I hate leaf blowers. I really, really hate leaf blowers. People, just buy a big plastic rake and get some exercise.

I had to quit my job at an art and craft store because of allergies. I had a real bad asmatic reaction along with broncitis and strep. The doctors put me on three different types of steriods. I hate allergies!

It was 32c here in East Timor so I took the one hour drive down the coast to the check out the beach. We have some nice beaches near Dili but the one I went to was nice with a long sandy beach and no coral to climb over or walk on to go for a swim. The water is warm but was starting to get a litle choppy as it is still the wet season here and the rain clouds were starting to form and roll down the mountains. On the way back I stopped and bought some bananas from a roadside vendor. Back in Dili I went to dinner where there was some live entertainment, then home to watch Snow Dogs. All in all it was a nice Sunday.

thanks for the mention, Wil.:)

And the first time I went to southern California and marveled at the weather, some taxi driver kept saying "70 degrees AIN'T HOT!" -- but then again, that was in May.

Hey Wil,

I am a big fan of yours and all...(mostly for being rather balanced and cool in the face of being a child star, and coding your own website), but after checking out the winners, you really missed the point of a *PHOTOSHOP* contest. I mean, its still your call, but I checked out both the fark entries and the SA entries as people were pumping out Jpeg's and SA truly Ownz Fark. Next time though, bring Arstechnica into the Photoshop contest, and Sykus will own everyone :) The point of a *photoshop* contest is for stuff to look totally photorealistic first, and then funny as a result of it looking totally believable image wise but totally absurd concept wise. Yes, reading rainbow six is funny for .05 seconds or so, but the truly horrid photoshopping kills it. I mean, if this were a "windows paintbrush" contest, sure its awesome, but considering what photoshop is truly capable of, SA ownz fark so bad its not even funny and I am no fan of those SA goons... but it was your call. No hard feelings

So, I read that review at epinions, and I have to tell you that it really irked me that the reviewer didn't *get* the 50,000 monkeys reference. I was going to find the precise quote and post it here for her and the rest of the semi-literate masses who didn't know that 10,000 monkeys at 10,000 typewriters could eventually write the Great American Novel.
Or would they eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare?
Or would they eventually write the Iditerod?
Or would they eventually write the Encyclopedia Galactica?

These are some of the references to the 10,000 monkeys quote that I found in a google search. And only one person kinda sorta attributes it to Thomas Huxley. So there you go.

I did find this one to be amusing:

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. -- Robert Wilensky

Totally offtopic...

Did anyone else catch Wil in "Lifestories: Families in Crisis" on HBO Family last night? I think it was on around 9 or 9:30 central time. I only saw part of it, but it looked like basic after-school special fare. It was based on a true story. Wil plays a guy whose friend commits suicide. I think it was released in 1992.

Seems like it would be a somber shoot. Nevertheless, any comments or amusing anecdotes from filming, Uncle Willie?

Gotta "leaf vacuum" meself. Sucks the leaves up, shreads them into powder, packs a cloth bag with 'em, and then I have a nice mulch.

And that's something to sneeze about.

I'm torn between congratulating you on getting a good review and contemplating exactly what the benefit is of getting a review from what is, as far as I can tell, a complete moron. He/She sure seemed excited about the site, but half the comments were followed by "I don't know what that means, but it sure is funny!"

Is that reviewer real? It's not some sort of post-modern comedy piece, is it?

My doctor pushes Nasalcrom to fight hayfever type allergies. It's over-the-counter stuff, so you don't need a prescription. It's totally non-drowsy and doesn't have any systemic effects.

They claim that it stiffens your nasal mast cells. Your mast cells are plumped up full of histamines, poised to burst and release the histamines when tickled by allergens like pollen and mold spores. (Benadryl and other antihistamines block the histamine receptors throughout the body.) Nasalcrom makes the mast cells resistant to bursting for a time. That's the good news.

The bad news is: you have to squirt it up your nose four (or more!) times a day; it takes about two weeks of consistent use before you start noticing a difference; and it costs $13-$16 for a 2 week supply (the 200 squirt 0.88 ounce bottle).

My doc tells me to squirt some saline spray (like Ocean or Ayre) first, then the Nasalcrom.

Is this a sign that my day isn't going to go very well? No, Liz, that wasn't a real review, it was Epinions. And I only said "I don't know what that means, but it sure is funny!" after six of the comments, not half of them.

*Shivers* It is -21 C in Toronto area with a windchill of prolly -30!!!! AAAAH! Wil I envy your climate.

quote;We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. -- Robert Wilensky

Posted by T at February 11, 2002 04:30 AM

How true T; But 10,000 monkeys at 10,000 typewriters will eventually make public comments at WilWheaton.net

Check this out http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/invisible_062.shtml Will's been erased.

Roughy...how quickly we forget!!

Spudnuts and Roughy Show
Spudnuts and Roughy Show
You just can't wait to go
so give them room to grow!

Spudnuts and Roughy Show
Spudnuts and Roughy Show
They kinda run "the flow"
They keep you on the go!

Spudnuts and Roughy Show!

(or look at past posts for complete verse's)

We really do LOVE you too Roughy!

74 farenheit. Not bad, but I'm one of those crazy
Canucks who actualy likes the winter. I liked the article in People. If anyone missed it you can just go to their site. Spoot.

Oh, the joys of pollen season. Here in New England that's still a few weeks away, but my eyes are tearing up in sympathy with you, Wil.

My favorite yard-work music is listening to the birds in our neighborhood. We live out in the country and apparently our yard is a bird sanctuary. In the spring when the birds and the spring peepers get started, it's almost deafening sometimes. Right now though, few birds. Snow on the ground, so not much chance to do yard work.

So, as I sit here at the workstation, I listen to space music, rock, whatever the work environment seems to need.

The Spudnuts and Roughy Show:

The Cheese gots nowhere else to go!

JSc said:"And why didn't ***I*** get mentioned in the Epinions review??? *whine*"

TELL me about it. ;)

Two of my favorite movies!

"Bullshit... or not" - that line is always great when it's shown on network TV, and it's censored... becoming an American version of "badly dubbed Kung-Fu movie".

The mere thought of yardwork scares me, but I don't think I'm going to have any choice this year now that I own a house. Before I was quite content to let my apartment complex handle it while I stayed inside and avoided an allergy attack. Oh well. Only ten more years until my son's old enough to mow. :)

Good job coverting someone else to The Prisoner. I discovered it about twelve years ago and have been raving about it to my friends to it ever since. A few actually enjoyed it. You've probably read it, but, if you haven't, the mini-series follow-up that DC Comics put out in the early '90s is well worth your time.

Sweet; I now have a show!

Wil, WWDN got a good wee write-up in the review part of the Sunday Herald (good quality Scottish Sunday newspaper). And so did Jill Scott so you are in good company my boy! Apparently you are an "internet icon". Ooooh! Expect an increase in annoying Scottish folk then! Quick everybody, hide the drink!

I loved "Amazon Women On The Moon", but wasn't as keen on "Kentucky Fried Movie" for some reason. But then, I only watched it once. Maybe my problem was that I didn't like "A Fistful of Yen" as much, and it wasn't interrupted the way "AWOTM" was, so there was no respite.

So, Wil, did you DEFEAT the yard during your attack...or was this a case of "I fought the lawn and the lawn won"?

word.

yo.

CLARITIN D, my friend, is the solution to all my itchy eyes problems:) even though us east-coasters don't see spring 'til about april....good luck!

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