At first I thought it was some sort of Christopher Columbus outfit. Nice hat dude. Goes well with the "looking-down-my-nose-at-you-peons" attitude. :-)
Uh. . .I dare you to replace the pic in the upper left of your site with a closeup of you in this one! C'mon, let the masses see the real Uncle Willie every day! Oh and I agree with one of the above posts. . .now we know what you did when Anne and the kids were away. heh.
Ummmmm, impressive, Sparks! But, I think we were shielded by your love for us, in that the pic is NOT in all its color glory? Please tell me that's true, huh? huh?
Very nice. I especially like how your head is canted to the side in that cocksure "Bitch, you betta have mah money or I gon' haveta use mah pimp cane" sort of look. (I do not advocate the beating of ANYONE with canes for money.) Look out, Son of Dolemite. Here comes Sweet Uncle Willie.
Now thats the sort of thing that Wesley Crusher should have been wearing on the Enterprize. Picard would get mouthy and he could back hand him and tell him to ease up fool.
*cries* Oh God...I'll never be able to watch another re-run of ST:TNG AGAIN. At least, if it features Wesley. I stopped watching DS9 after Jadzia went bye-bye, Voyager has been ruined for me by someone suddenly blurting, "Chakotex!" and I only watch ST:TOS for comic relief anyway. Now TNG is off the list of shows-I-can-watch-with-a-straight-face. All that's left is Enterprise, but I refuse to watch a show where-in the Quantam Leap man plays a Starship Captain. *hee*
I don't know what you hand out at cons and shit, but if I had to pay five bucks (or whatever the going rate is) for an autographed photo, THAT'S the only picture I'd be interested in.
Actually, I'm pretty goddamned sure this is a publicity still from Nemesis.
For some inexplicable reason Wesley is spending time in the holodeck with Freud and Andy Dick and an unnamed chino-sporting dude, possibly a dentist or tax attorney from 1983.
And judging by the mission-style roof in the background, they have chosen to rendezvous at a Del Taco or possibly at the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda.
See.
Now this is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking which might get me interested in Trek again.
What's weird is I immediately thought about the great 90's hippie band Jellyfish when I thought this... tell me you're also wearing purple crushed velvet pants and the look will be complete!
This reminds of that episode where the Enterprise travels to the Planet of the Pimps and an away team consisting of Picard, Geordi, Wesley, and Billy Dee Williams has to go undercover to look for Huggy Bear.
The title to todays blog is "Pimpin' Ain't Easy." I *know* that's from a 80's rap song - was it by Big Daddy Kane? Anybody out there know? Holla back, a'ight? (hee hee)
Uh Huh you said it,"Uncle Willie in the middle".
You look like my old high school chum in that Crazy pic.
If dressin wicked like that is yo thang, so be it!
Rock on Breaux,Dont let no one stop you!
It's obvious that this picture(at a roadside cantina) is a ploy by Kraft to promote their new product- gravy flavored cake mix. I mean it's obvious that this ad is trying to connect with a demograph of men who are most likely white male tourists that just visited Mardi Gras, maybe gay, and/or accountants, and all have had their suitcases stolen recently on their way to Vegas.
I mean that seems the most likely to me.
Hell the pay was prolly good (or it should be too look so pimpn' good).
But that's just my two bits of lint and a guitar pick.
-MKF
"So I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Ha! So guys wouldya please go see Nova X?? They're good. So go. and tell. Someone you trust."- Bob Hamel, Drummer of Soulcracker.
>> It's obvious that this picture(at a roadside cantina) is a ploy by Kraft to promote their new product- gravy flavored cake mix. I mean it's obvious that this ad is trying to connect with a demograph of men who are most likely white male tourists that just visited Mardi Gras, maybe gay, and/or accountants, and all have had their suitcases stolen recently on their way to Vegas.
All I want to know is where can I get me some of this cake mix?
Answer 1: Contact Harold (on www.soulcracker.com/board/index.php - Forum: Soulcracker Online - topic "Nefarious Tour Diary" posts under the name Jose Jones)
Answer 2: My 8ball says: In Jonathan Brandis' broom closet under all his copies of the Neverending Story II he still has.
-MKF
"hey bob, i'll see you in seven hours. i think i've figured out a way for that other new song not to suck."
oh my gawd .. yo all de beetches are going down to ten-forward the muscle with the crab on the forehead is the muscle and the guy with yellow eye's takes the cash and big uncle willie keeps 'em all slapped down
Oh my Sweet Jesus. After spending quite a bit of time trying to digest this pic in black and white you had to put a link to a color version of Uncle Willie in pimp drag? This is most disturbing and I'm sure I will spend the rest of my day trying to come to terms with Wil and all that purple.
It's my home. My friend's live there. We go places together and meet JB and KG together. It's a loving bunch of drunk music fans.
Plus there's also this band who now lives in LA called Soulcracker.
www.soulcracker.com
(and I SWEAR to the Goddess that's where this gravy flavored cake mix thing came from)
Well since we're on this music thing...
You should listen to Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blindsyde, She Said Yes, Jimmy Eat World and support your local music scene.
And Spuds.. I know you'll appriecate this..
I got my tv guide yesterday...
oooh..
There it was staring back at me...
Bakula's package
never the cuties in the mail... just the package.
the mail man is out to get me.
Well I'll just have to track down Uncle Willy's cover now.
-MKF
"If anyone here is defiling the holy name of the Swaz, I will come to your house and crush shit." - Ramsey
There once was a boy from outer space
Who could vanish without a trace
Only to show up strutin' on the tube
Dressed up like a pimp with too much lube,
Until a borg chick comes and takes his place
That picture really does leave you stumped as to what comment to leave. At first glance it looks like three freaks on parade. Thanx for clearing it all up, I was about to bust from laughing.
I'm terrified. Wil's turned into Pauly Shore! Even the color photo. And he's wearing the curtains we threw out in 1978. I'd wondered what happened to those. Apparently they evolved into designer pimp-stylin' gear.
MOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!! Wil's scaring me again! And he's NOT NAKED!
-P
;)
Comments
Now that's just upsetting.
Posted by: synchronicity | April 16, 2002 6:53 PM
For a minute i thought it was one of those Monty Python ladies in the middle... thanks for clearing that up lol.
Posted by: jerhanner | April 16, 2002 6:54 PM
I'm a little baffled as to what sort of comment one could post on this.
Speechless, just speechless.
Posted by: Geoff | April 16, 2002 6:55 PM
LOL!! Great clothes dude.
Posted by: DaleJrBlueEyes | April 16, 2002 6:57 PM
Hella nice getup you've got there ;)
Posted by: Kethryvis | April 16, 2002 6:59 PM
Er, is this what you did when the wife and kids were away?
Posted by: synchronicity | April 16, 2002 6:59 PM
Too sexy Too sexy!
Posted by: Pikachu | April 16, 2002 7:00 PM
Oh, Hmmmmmmmm,
That is, without a doubt, the UGLIEST pimp outfit I have EVER seen. And I used to watch Starsky & Hutch fer cryin'out loud.
Posted by: fenaray | April 16, 2002 7:03 PM
Priceless!!! Thanks for sharing this...hee hee hee!
Posted by: Tanya | April 16, 2002 7:07 PM
At first I thought it was some sort of Christopher Columbus outfit. Nice hat dude. Goes well with the "looking-down-my-nose-at-you-peons" attitude. :-)
Posted by: Mandy | April 16, 2002 7:10 PM
WooHoo, Baby!! You got some outfit going on there.
Posted by: Robin | April 16, 2002 7:11 PM
Dang, now I have a crush on you!
Posted by: Tabby | April 16, 2002 7:12 PM
Oh Sweet Jesus! I'm speechless...
Posted by: Sayre | April 16, 2002 7:14 PM
Uh. . .I dare you to replace the pic in the upper left of your site with a closeup of you in this one! C'mon, let the masses see the real Uncle Willie every day! Oh and I agree with one of the above posts. . .now we know what you did when Anne and the kids were away. heh.
Posted by: Ahud | April 16, 2002 7:14 PM
dah-ling, just dahling!
Posted by: Karyn Hughes | April 16, 2002 7:16 PM
Looky! Another silly picture to add to my collection! MUAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Astra | April 16, 2002 7:18 PM
Oh. My. Gawd.
'Nuff said.
Posted by: Jessica | April 16, 2002 7:20 PM
I don't know what it is about that outfit you have on, but you kinda look like Winona Rider. Is it just me?
You havn't been out stealing dresses lately, have you?
Daniel
Posted by: DanielK | April 16, 2002 7:31 PM
LOL. Why are you the only one "pimped up"?
Interesting fashion choice. :)
Posted by: Anne | April 16, 2002 7:33 PM
LOL. Why are you the only one "pimped up"?
Interesting fashion choice. :)
Posted by: Anne | April 16, 2002 7:33 PM
Move along there ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing to see here. Move along...
Posted by: scaryduck | April 16, 2002 7:34 PM
King on Pimpin' Wil!
Posted by: HoloRimmer | April 16, 2002 7:37 PM
Sorry. I didn't mean to post twice. My computer's acting up again.
Posted by: Anne | April 16, 2002 7:38 PM
I have no idea how to be on topic.
I am so screwed now.
Posted by: hot soup girl | April 16, 2002 7:44 PM
I am SO baffled as to why anyone - including you (the online Wil I usually agree with!) thinks dressing up as or being a pimp is a cool thing to do.
Posted by: pH | April 16, 2002 7:55 PM
Whoa... ehm... nice hat?
Posted by: kendoka | April 16, 2002 7:56 PM
Isn't it obvious?
If it's good enough for Jesus, it's damn well good enough for Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)
Posted by: JSc | April 16, 2002 8:01 PM
Gwahaha, made me smile.
A very disturbed, scarred smile, but a smile none the less.
Posted by: Zeekay | April 16, 2002 8:06 PM
Aaaaaaw, is a cute picture there, Wil. I like it! ^_^ But, you really don't look like the pimp type LOL, sorry...
Posted by: Gipsie | April 16, 2002 8:06 PM
Daniel, I was thinking the same thing!
Too bad the photo isn't in color so we could see the nasty outfit in all its glory.
And Wil, you should have had the shirt open a bit more... I mean, if you want to get *into* the pimp thing, you gotta really go for it!
Posted by: Toonces | April 16, 2002 8:08 PM
Love that chain you got there ;)
Posted by: Biayt | April 16, 2002 8:09 PM
Why does Keith look like Sigmund Freud? He just needs a cigar......
Posted by: greenbanky | April 16, 2002 8:11 PM
This would made a great CD cover - have you ever considered rapping? ;)
Posted by: frogger | April 16, 2002 8:22 PM
OUt of vast curiosity why in this pictuture and in another picture on Adam's web site does Wil look very stoned?
-R
Posted by: Raethryn | April 16, 2002 8:24 PM
this is for your sketch comedy, I am presuming...
right?
Posted by: ctoner | April 16, 2002 8:33 PM
I'll give you a buck for the pendant
Posted by: colin | April 16, 2002 8:41 PM
That's wrong! Just plain wrong!
Have you been raiding your Great-Grand-Father's dusty old chest again?
Posted by: Eli | April 16, 2002 8:45 PM
I'm in love.
I wonder if that's what a younger Kyle MacLachlan would look like, all pimped out.
I am SO pleased with that picture.
And hot soup girl - that's ok, we still love you.
Posted by: KJB | April 16, 2002 8:52 PM
Niiiiice! Diggin it.
Posted by: geekber | April 16, 2002 8:57 PM
And finally, this week Bob Dylan revealed the inspiration for "Leopard-skin pill-box hat".
Posted by: Fred Fowler | April 16, 2002 8:59 PM
Think of all the polyester tigers that gave their lives for the sake of comedy...it’s tragic, really...we should have a benefit concert.
or start PETFA
People for the Ethical Treatment of Faux Animals
Posted by: rºB tH3 gE3k | April 16, 2002 9:11 PM
So what the hell happened to your closet, and why the fuck were you in front of it when it exploded?
And where's the 'hos? I wanna see the merchandise.
Posted by: Jun | April 16, 2002 9:13 PM
Oh, and the title just proved that Sweet Uncle Willie (sir!) is a closet WWF fan.
Hmmm...come to think of it, Sweet Uncle Willie might be a great name for a WWF manager, or something.
Posted by: Jun | April 16, 2002 9:15 PM
here's pimpin larry wall at ALS 10/2K:
Cathy O. Raymond, Larry Wall, Me
Posted by: mae ling mak | April 16, 2002 9:30 PM
damned thing doesn't work very well:
spinster.org/photos/als/pimpin_larry_sm.jpg
Posted by: mae ling mak | April 16, 2002 9:31 PM
OMG I can't beleive that outfit. What pray tell was the sketch you were working on? You were working on a sketch, weren't you?
Well here's to you Pimpin Sweet Uncle Willie.
Posted by: sifichick | April 16, 2002 9:41 PM
Does anyone else think Wil looks a bit like Sylvester Stallone in his early Rocky days here?
Uh... Just me then...
Posted by: Gareth | April 16, 2002 9:45 PM
Ahhhh.
I see the next entry for a Fark Photoshop contest right in front of me.
I dare you to wear that outfit whilst playing Dodgeball with Tiffany on Wednesday! :)
Posted by: dcigary | April 16, 2002 9:53 PM
The first thing that hat made me think of is Steve Martin in "Three Amigos."
And this is SCREAMING for a photoshop contest when the 'box is working again!
Posted by: quetzal | April 16, 2002 9:57 PM
I'm Scared!
Where's the beard?
Posted by: Keith in Montana | April 16, 2002 10:34 PM
Pimps up-Ho's down!!!!
Hey now that's an outfit- so can I be one yo-hos'-sweet daddy!!!!!:P
"70's music starts playin!!!"
Posted by: Andie-Gypsy_girl | April 16, 2002 10:36 PM
I think i'm a little scared... but I really don't want to mention that. Yup., Just keepin' my mouth *shut* bout the picture.
Posted by: Shaynie | April 16, 2002 10:55 PM
....... uh .......
....... um .......
....... yeah, ok .....
Posted by: firemage | April 16, 2002 11:19 PM
>> and Adam on the right.
To the right of Andy Dick?
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 16, 2002 11:28 PM
I'm too lazy to Photoshop in Pimphat Jesus, so just use your imagination, fuckers.
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 16, 2002 11:30 PM
I'll give $5 for the pendant. Shit, $50 for the whole outfit (cane included) and there's a deal if I ever heard one.
Who's the guy glomming in the background behind Keith's elbow?
Posted by: Wankstor X. Muzzlebutt | April 16, 2002 11:31 PM
That tiny African-American gentleman serves as the "conscience" of Mr. Van Straaten, the angel perched upon his shoulder, if you will.
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 12:20 AM
Ummmmm, impressive, Sparks! But, I think we were shielded by your love for us, in that the pic is NOT in all its color glory? Please tell me that's true, huh? huh?
Posted by: Kazfeist | April 17, 2002 12:23 AM
I'm speechless...!
This outfit is... *grin*... nice. Where was your dresser???
Posted by: DocShakes | April 17, 2002 12:44 AM
that getup o' wil's is really strange and frightening (but these comments are hilarious!)
Posted by: nellswell/tammy | April 17, 2002 2:45 AM
What would you have gotten if you'd actually won the bet?
Posted by: Jon | April 17, 2002 4:59 AM
Ha ha! That's an awesome picture. ;)
Posted by: jessie | April 17, 2002 5:02 AM
Very nice. I especially like how your head is canted to the side in that cocksure "Bitch, you betta have mah money or I gon' haveta use mah pimp cane" sort of look. (I do not advocate the beating of ANYONE with canes for money.) Look out, Son of Dolemite. Here comes Sweet Uncle Willie.
Posted by: Stuffie | April 17, 2002 5:49 AM
THIS is sooooooo sad...Uncle Wil the depths you
have sunk too for publicity...(but funny!)
Posted by: bluecat/redblanket | April 17, 2002 5:58 AM
Listen, Huggy Bear just called. He wants you to drop his dry cleaning off at the pool hall. Don't be late. : )
Posted by: tskll | April 17, 2002 6:02 AM
Hush yo' mouth, Wesley ;)
Posted by: MrMessiah | April 17, 2002 6:23 AM
Uncle Willie just needs the '72 Oldmobile Cutlass Pimpmobile, and he'd have the full style goin' down.
Posted by: bluevangogh | April 17, 2002 6:26 AM
This is so odd that I had to look at it for awhile, go away and then come back and look at it some more. Kinda like a car accident or something. : )
On the other hand I've got to admire anyone who is willing to put themselves out like that for their art. I could never do it.
Posted by: Gaea | April 17, 2002 6:33 AM
ohhhh man, wil. Thats the best picture I've ever seen.
Posted by: sarah | April 17, 2002 6:33 AM
Unca Willie kindof looks like Shakespeare and Mr. T collided. ;)
Posted by: Ness | April 17, 2002 6:41 AM
I would just like to say:
1. Hello
2. Nice Digs Wil
3. Is that picture available in color?
Thank you.
Go back to your lives citizens.
Posted by: Corbin | April 17, 2002 6:42 AM
That's a great pic Wil. I'll be smiling all day.
Posted by: angry penguin | April 17, 2002 6:43 AM
You turned comments back on when I wasn't looking?
What kind of a hat is that???
Even on '70's TV I never saw anyone wearing anything like that.
Posted by: John | April 17, 2002 6:48 AM
Oh, deeply disturbing. Stuff of nightmares!
LMAO!!
Posted by: Laura Elizabeth | April 17, 2002 6:55 AM
Now thats the sort of thing that Wesley Crusher should have been wearing on the Enterprize. Picard would get mouthy and he could back hand him and tell him to ease up fool.
Posted by: lg | April 17, 2002 6:57 AM
*cries* Oh God...I'll never be able to watch another re-run of ST:TNG AGAIN. At least, if it features Wesley. I stopped watching DS9 after Jadzia went bye-bye, Voyager has been ruined for me by someone suddenly blurting, "Chakotex!" and I only watch ST:TOS for comic relief anyway. Now TNG is off the list of shows-I-can-watch-with-a-straight-face. All that's left is Enterprise, but I refuse to watch a show where-in the Quantam Leap man plays a Starship Captain. *hee*
Posted by: Meriko | April 17, 2002 7:19 AM
Now submitted to Fark photoshop queue.
My recent behavior on Fark is going to get me kicked off the soapbox, I swear. It's the withdrawl! I plead temporary insanity!
Posted by: Astra | April 17, 2002 7:29 AM
Ok, we have rules now? We can't use kiddy speech?
That's going to piss AOL off o well. OOPS! Anywayz you should post pics up more often. GOOD IDEA!
Nick
Posted by: Nick Burr, NC | April 17, 2002 8:22 AM
Wil, that is just plain ol' scary. You look like Boy George.
Posted by: Lin | April 17, 2002 9:01 AM
nice photo.
i think that's a nice photo.
which one is wil wheaton?
he's the nicest out of the three.
at least.
maybe the second nicest.
but i'll fight you,
anyway.
Posted by: matsya | April 17, 2002 9:30 AM
Corbin said:
>> Is that picture available in color?
Seriously, though.
I don't know what you hand out at cons and shit, but if I had to pay five bucks (or whatever the going rate is) for an autographed photo, THAT'S the only picture I'd be interested in.
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 9:49 AM
I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner…
Cue Frank Zappa's "Willie the Pimp"!
Posted by: Tanya | April 17, 2002 9:54 AM
I'm just wondering who the first genius will be to incorporate PimpWil 1.0 into their Soapbox avatar.
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 10:17 AM
Damn. That picture should be on the top of the page every day. Whoo-ee!
Posted by: Jennifer | April 17, 2002 10:18 AM
wonders how long their marriage will last after Anne discovers this picture featuring Uncle Willie's midlife crisis ;)
Posted by: Elisa | April 17, 2002 10:34 AM
hey baby,
looking good in those pimp clothes maybe i should start giving you more than 10 percent this time. no really you look really,really, really, sexy.
Posted by: anna lisa | April 17, 2002 10:36 AM
Actually, I'm pretty goddamned sure this is a publicity still from Nemesis.
For some inexplicable reason Wesley is spending time in the holodeck with Freud and Andy Dick and an unnamed chino-sporting dude, possibly a dentist or tax attorney from 1983.
And judging by the mission-style roof in the background, they have chosen to rendezvous at a Del Taco or possibly at the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda.
See.
Now this is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking which might get me interested in Trek again.
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 10:36 AM
Footnote:
This is an image I get when I search Google for "bebe rebozo."
http://www.rebozoway.org/images/easy123/e6-1.jpg
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 10:41 AM
Every guy has to have a pimp pic. I don't know why, but I think that's how it should be. I know, I'm nuts. But I think it's cool. Nice Ho's too.
Posted by: angry penguin | April 17, 2002 10:43 AM
I wonder if Andy Dick has made admiral in the new flick...
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 10:43 AM
What's weird is I immediately thought about the great 90's hippie band Jellyfish when I thought this... tell me you're also wearing purple crushed velvet pants and the look will be complete!
Have a great day!
Posted by: Nicole | April 17, 2002 10:51 AM
Damn, I wish my pimp looked that good, wait, did I just say that?
Posted by: stacey | April 17, 2002 10:54 AM
http://www.ornotspot.com/browse.asp?centerID=1006&vID=1323
Posted by: Nightspd | April 17, 2002 11:16 AM
does anyone else think wil looks a bit like a confused billie joe armstrong in that pic?
Posted by: lowerclassangel | April 17, 2002 11:21 AM
Love those Pants. And the Pic would be much better in color.
Posted by: Phil | April 17, 2002 11:27 AM
Hey Hey! Uncle Willie! That outfit looks great! I hear Dr. Detroit is looking for someone to join him at the head table of the Players Ball!
Seriously though.. you be stylein'!
Posted by: MobbyG | April 17, 2002 11:33 AM
Hella Funny Uncle Willy...I agree this should be your main photo now!!!
Posted by: Roger | April 17, 2002 12:50 PM
Whoa.
Dude.
Weird.
Posted by: smhauthority | April 17, 2002 1:09 PM
Peter, Paul and Mary!
Posted by: Slorge Gridlock | April 17, 2002 1:15 PM
I'm afraid. I'm very, very afraid.
Posted by: dake | April 17, 2002 2:04 PM
lookin' good wil, lookin good
Posted by: Mizzy | April 17, 2002 2:39 PM
Rawwwr. Sexy.
Posted by: Danielle | April 17, 2002 3:03 PM
My hair looks like that on a good day. That's way scary. Maybe now we should have instead of Wil's posse, Wil's hos....maybe not.
Posted by: Tiana | April 17, 2002 3:10 PM
big pimpin spendin G's.
How was dodging big willies balls today?
Posted by: hops | April 17, 2002 3:37 PM
Huggy Bear would be proud!
Posted by: Greg | April 17, 2002 4:14 PM
This reminds of that episode where the Enterprise travels to the Planet of the Pimps and an away team consisting of Picard, Geordi, Wesley, and Billy Dee Williams has to go undercover to look for Huggy Bear.
Oh....wait, that might have been a dream....
Posted by: MattK | April 17, 2002 4:27 PM
BWAHHHH-Haaaaa-haaa!!! Wil, You are Dy-no-Myte! You and Dolomite can pimp with the best of them. Oh my God...I think I wet my pants.
Posted by: Elkay | April 17, 2002 4:35 PM
Billy Dee Williams rocks.
Posted by: KJB | April 17, 2002 5:08 PM
Hot damn!
Wil...that's one of the greatest pics i've seen in awhile. a long while.
does that make j.keith and andy your hos?
Posted by: Space Captain | April 17, 2002 6:10 PM
The title to todays blog is "Pimpin' Ain't Easy." I *know* that's from a 80's rap song - was it by Big Daddy Kane? Anybody out there know? Holla back, a'ight? (hee hee)
Posted by: Lady Bug | April 17, 2002 6:16 PM
wil u look hot so old-time-ish
Posted by: Libby | April 17, 2002 6:18 PM
Uh Huh you said it,"Uncle Willie in the middle".
You look like my old high school chum in that Crazy pic.
If dressin wicked like that is yo thang, so be it!
Rock on Breaux,Dont let no one stop you!
Posted by: RanZrox | April 17, 2002 6:25 PM
Meow.
Posted by: mudgirl | April 17, 2002 6:53 PM
Umm...I'm typeless...speechless even...*scratching head*
Posted by: Danie | April 17, 2002 7:13 PM
Har! that's hilarious. and my co-workers ask why i read your blog. morons!
wil wheaton. you are my hero.
Posted by: Norman Chan | April 17, 2002 8:14 PM
I'm so deeply upset by this picture. I looked at it earlier, and I left, horrified, only to return, as if pulled back by some maelstrom of ewwww.
Posted by: M Ha | April 17, 2002 8:53 PM
I've been oh so quiet for awhile now (not that I was ever loquacious anyway) but I had to comment.
Sweet Uncle Willie, if I were a ho I'd want you for ma pimp. Youse fiiiiine.
Okay, that's all.
Posted by: shanna/setf/y'know | April 17, 2002 9:08 PM
Wicked duds... go check out my site
Posted by: pimp daddy kane | April 17, 2002 9:17 PM
Wil, you're hired.
Or,
At least the hookers and doughnuts for the WWDN roadtrip will be easier to aquire than first thought.
The hookers, anyhows.
Posted by: hot soup girl | April 17, 2002 9:22 PM
All Right!! Go about your business, nothing more to see.
Posted by: Warfeist | April 17, 2002 9:40 PM
Spuds.. I disagree.
It's obvious that this picture(at a roadside cantina) is a ploy by Kraft to promote their new product- gravy flavored cake mix. I mean it's obvious that this ad is trying to connect with a demograph of men who are most likely white male tourists that just visited Mardi Gras, maybe gay, and/or accountants, and all have had their suitcases stolen recently on their way to Vegas.
I mean that seems the most likely to me.
Hell the pay was prolly good (or it should be too look so pimpn' good).
But that's just my two bits of lint and a guitar pick.
-MKF
"So I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Ha! So guys wouldya please go see Nova X?? They're good. So go. and tell. Someone you trust."- Bob Hamel, Drummer of Soulcracker.
Posted by: MissKittyFantastico | April 17, 2002 10:27 PM
So, uh, what's the going rate these days?
Posted by: Eli | April 17, 2002 10:31 PM
MissKittyFantastico said:
>> It's obvious that this picture(at a roadside cantina) is a ploy by Kraft to promote their new product- gravy flavored cake mix. I mean it's obvious that this ad is trying to connect with a demograph of men who are most likely white male tourists that just visited Mardi Gras, maybe gay, and/or accountants, and all have had their suitcases stolen recently on their way to Vegas.
All I want to know is where can I get me some of this cake mix?
And...
Where's my MOTHERFUCKING SUITCASE?!
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 10:52 PM
Spuds...
Answer 1: Contact Harold (on www.soulcracker.com/board/index.php - Forum: Soulcracker Online - topic "Nefarious Tour Diary" posts under the name Jose Jones)
Answer 2: My 8ball says: In Jonathan Brandis' broom closet under all his copies of the Neverending Story II he still has.
-MKF
"hey bob, i'll see you in seven hours. i think i've figured out a way for that other new song not to suck."
Posted by: MissKittyFantastico | April 17, 2002 11:19 PM
oh my gawd .. yo all de beetches are going down to ten-forward the muscle with the crab on the forehead is the muscle and the guy with yellow eye's takes the cash and big uncle willie keeps 'em all slapped down
Posted by: Dom | April 17, 2002 11:25 PM
Jesus.
Always with the "Soulcracker."
You sound like that fucker Spudnuts who always manages to work "Lakerboard" into every post.
www.lakerboard.com
Posted by: Spudnuts | April 17, 2002 11:58 PM
You are the pimp Wil!
Found a nice color shot on J. Keith's site
http://www.jkeith.net/gallery/pictures/080500e.gif
Peace!
Posted by: TimTheEnchanter | April 18, 2002 12:27 AM
Purple, I knew it would be purple....
Thanks, Tim.
Posted by: MIAnne | April 18, 2002 4:56 AM
hahahahahahaha.
BEAUTIFUL, just beautiful!
Posted by: Pat | April 18, 2002 5:49 AM
For some reason, the pendant makes me think of Scrooge McDuck...
Posted by: Antalya_AesSedai | April 18, 2002 5:56 AM
This ain't no Burger Kang, this the PIMP KANG! You gonna have it my way...bitch.
Is it just me, or did anyone else think Wil was in drag the first time they looked at that pic?
Posted by: WhosJeebus | April 18, 2002 8:00 AM
Oh my Sweet Jesus. After spending quite a bit of time trying to digest this pic in black and white you had to put a link to a color version of Uncle Willie in pimp drag? This is most disturbing and I'm sure I will spend the rest of my day trying to come to terms with Wil and all that purple.
Posted by: Nobadthing | April 18, 2002 8:18 AM
It's my home. My friend's live there. We go places together and meet JB and KG together. It's a loving bunch of drunk music fans.
Plus there's also this band who now lives in LA called Soulcracker.
www.soulcracker.com
(and I SWEAR to the Goddess that's where this gravy flavored cake mix thing came from)
Well since we're on this music thing...
You should listen to Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blindsyde, She Said Yes, Jimmy Eat World and support your local music scene.
And Spuds.. I know you'll appriecate this..
I got my tv guide yesterday...
oooh..
There it was staring back at me...
Bakula's package
never the cuties in the mail... just the package.
the mail man is out to get me.
Well I'll just have to track down Uncle Willy's cover now.
-MKF
"If anyone here is defiling the holy name of the Swaz, I will come to your house and crush shit." - Ramsey
Posted by: MissKittyFantastico | April 18, 2002 8:36 AM
There once was a boy from outer space
Who could vanish without a trace
Only to show up strutin' on the tube
Dressed up like a pimp with too much lube,
Until a borg chick comes and takes his place
Posted by: Rachel | April 18, 2002 9:02 AM
Sometimes I think maybe I'm wrong. Maybe God does exist. And then I see things like this, and I know she cannot.
Posted by: John Kenneth Fisher | April 18, 2002 9:13 AM
I'm not sure what to think about this. LOL!
Posted by: adeversole | April 18, 2002 9:25 AM
Hi Will!
I haven't left a comment in FOREVER, so I wanted to say hello. Hope all is well in your neck of the woods! :)
Posted by: Kat | April 18, 2002 9:34 AM
Holy cow, you are HOT!! Huggy Bear couldn't hold a candle to you in that outfit.
Posted by: Kat | April 18, 2002 9:37 AM
Where's your plume? Every pimp has to have a plume. Cool color pic.
Posted by: angry penguin | April 18, 2002 9:52 AM
That picture really does leave you stumped as to what comment to leave. At first glance it looks like three freaks on parade. Thanx for clearing it all up, I was about to bust from laughing.
Posted by: Sally | April 18, 2002 9:53 AM
at first, i thought this was a reference to the segmemnt on pimping from this american life (shout out to my fellow npr geeks).
but this is so much more amusing
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind....
Posted by: jarrett | April 18, 2002 10:28 AM
Man, what a douche bag.
HAHA JK I luv u! You gotta say that in a Conan, self-deffecating way. Me no spellgood.
Posted by: Jeff | April 18, 2002 7:21 PM
Wel Wil, "WHO'S THE DADDY"
Posted by: Bex | April 19, 2002 1:51 AM
Sweet Uncle Willie looks a teensy bit like Marc Bolan in that picture.
Rattlesnake out with your tail feathers high. Jitterbug left and smile to the sky.
Posted by: Oregoonie | April 19, 2002 2:46 AM
Did you bring that outfit from home?
Posted by: jodilyn | April 19, 2002 5:41 AM
Wil, I just gotta ask.. why was there a chicken on stage with you and Tiffany?
Posted by: Zchamu | April 19, 2002 7:24 AM
I'm terrified. Wil's turned into Pauly Shore! Even the color photo. And he's wearing the curtains we threw out in 1978. I'd wondered what happened to those. Apparently they evolved into designer pimp-stylin' gear.
MOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!! Wil's scaring me again! And he's NOT NAKED!
-P
;)
Posted by: Peregrine | April 19, 2002 1:40 PM
I almost choked on my coffee when I saw that pic. How badly did you hurt Huggy Bear to get those threads, dude? (LMAO)
Posted by: Anysia Chung | April 22, 2002 3:27 AM
I like wheelbarrowing.
Posted by: JT Stud | February 27, 2003 1:04 PM
I like boys...
Posted by: J Nally | February 27, 2003 1:15 PM