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Fark had a photoshop contest yesterday. The theme was to make a poster for the next Star Trek movie.
Currently leading the voting is the following poster, brilliantly designed by Reisende. Thanks, man!
Posted by Wil on December 23, 2002 5:18 PM | Permalink
Beautiful! I'd pay $10 to see that.
Joshua Sucher |
December 23, 2002 5:22 PM
It's kinda like "The Crusher-does-Elvis" motion picture :)
Anyways, kudos for the interesting read you provide me with, as well as your talent for me to appreciate.
Merry Xmas, and get crazy with the cheez whiz!
December 23, 2002 5:23 PM
Nicely done. I'll be farked!
December 23, 2002 5:23 PM
Fark Rules All!
That really *is* your Elvis picture.
Young Elvis of course. *Grins Evily*
Are we to assume that any film based on this poster would be made after Rick Bermans forthcoming shock, totally not on purpose, well planned & executed "accident"?
Say the word Wil, say the word...
December 23, 2002 5:40 PM
I've been Farking your blue hair for days... ;)
December 23, 2002 5:43 PM
this is my favorite so far...
December 23, 2002 5:45 PM
I saw that thread over there. *giggle snort* very funny stuff from Farkistan!
December 23, 2002 5:45 PM
You ARE seven of nine ... meow
December 23, 2002 5:45 PM
I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! : ) Merry Christmas everyone!
December 23, 2002 5:58 PM
Man, that's the funniest thing I've seen all year, hands down. And yeah, that's how dull my life really is. ^_^ haha
December 23, 2002 6:13 PM
OMG!!! That's freakin brilliant!
I just saw Nemesis again with my bro and a friend who wanted to go, and I made sure to point you out in it. Everyone i've talked to about this movie ive said "Hey, Wil's in the movie!" and they all look at me like I have 5 heads until I say that i'm a huge fan of your site and that they will be to when they come.....which they usually end up doing and being. :)
Anyways, just rambling on as usual.
I'll shut up after I say "I hope everyone has a happy Holiday Season - whatever you choose to celebrate"
December 23, 2002 6:28 PM
I love that... the return of Wheaton (as opposed to Crusher)
Man, that's a good-looking Borg on that poster!
December 23, 2002 6:38 PM
How very borg-ish of you!! Nice!! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year you stinker!
December 23, 2002 6:50 PM
Awesome! (I wish I had photoshop.)
December 23, 2002 7:10 PM
HAW HAW HAW
that's really amusing
December 23, 2002 7:27 PM
Great Picture. I think it should have blue hair. And should be tittled "STAR TREK XI THE WRATH OF WES".
December 23, 2002 7:44 PM
He's Returned and he's pissed.
Interior Bridge Of Enterprise
Number One, what in the sam hell was that noise?
Why, it came from the turbo lift.
The turbolift doors open reveling Wesley Crusher.
WES!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Thats right. Season after season after season of saving this damn ship and not one promotion!!!! Not one!!!! Wesley never got what he deserved.
But, honey I gave you great head every night!
Shush, mom. Now your all going to pay.
Wesley pulls out phaser from behind his back and holds it up in direct view.
Wesley switches Phaser to nuclear Bush kill mode.
Comming This Fall
Yeah I'm bored as hell.
Jason FUTUREWONDER |
December 23, 2002 7:53 PM
I voted for it!!!!! Haha :)
December 23, 2002 8:07 PM
Merry Christmas everybody. I like to use racial slurs because I'm too stupid to think of anything better to say.
The anonymous Internet is perfect for cowards like me!
December 23, 2002 9:00 PM
Looks like it could be a cool movie. Hey Wil, wanna come to Sydney, we can film it with my friend's camera. There is nothing the Sydney Harbour Bridge can't make even cooler.
December 23, 2002 9:11 PM
Finally, a Star Dreck movie I'd like to see.
Now if only it could be directed by Leonard Nimoy-oh that's as likely too, right. . .
December 23, 2002 9:12 PM
I liked "The Wrath of Crusher" best.
"First his scenes get cut,
then he gets shafted on premiere night..
now the only thing he cares about is vengance!"
Come on, assimilate Berman damnit!
December 23, 2002 9:20 PM
Glad you liked Wrath of Crusher.. that one was mine ;)
December 23, 2002 9:29 PM
Too bad it had to be an ODD numbered movie, Wil.
Better luck next time. ;-)
Merry Christmas to you and the family and all the best for the new year.
December 23, 2002 9:46 PM
Well, now you are seen and heard. You also have way to much time on your hands. It was funny and I did not faint.
December 23, 2002 9:49 PM
Just wanted you all to know that it's Christmas, and I have nobody to spend it with.
So I thought I'd put people down in an infantile way to make my life feel less pathetic.
Ebb Vicious |
December 23, 2002 9:51 PM
"Star Trek XII: The Final Wrath of Spocks Undiscovered Deep Space Insurrection With Voyager's Nemesis."
Okay, I needed something to do, and Wil inspired it. ;)
December 23, 2002 10:49 PM
I always thought it was creepier when the Borg said "Resistance is irrelevant" -- like, yeah, go ahead and resist if you want; whatever, no skin off our metal teeth.
So I think "Berman is irrelevant" sounds pretty snazzy.
I like the idea of a pissed Wes Crusher nuking something important. Yeah! Phasers _and_ those cool Jedi Powers.
December 23, 2002 11:12 PM
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOOVE IT!
I also liked the Wrath of Crusher.
December 23, 2002 11:38 PM
I think the Qube Photoshop is pretty funny.
Nemesis movie spoiler warning, but if you're reading Wil's blog, how can you not expect a movie discussion?
Ok, so are you ever going to explain why Wesley is in a NG dress uniform at the wedding? The character left Starfleet. I don't think he's entitled to wear a uniform, is he? I think it would have been cooler if you had worn civvies. Do you have to wait until the dvd is released before you can tell us?
I must say that the movie had a lot of plot holes. Why this, who's that, how can he do that, why does he want to do that? But it makes for interesting discussions, if nothing else.
Happy Holidays, all!
December 23, 2002 11:41 PM
At least you KINDA made it into Nemesis... For about 2 seconds on the left side of the screen during Picards speech...
BAH! And how the hell is Janeway an admiral ahead of Picard now?
December 24, 2002 12:49 AM
I agree with the leader in the contest... but...
honorable mention should go to:
"STAR TREK" ENINEMESIS
THE WRATH OF CRUSHER...
wade art |
December 24, 2002 1:01 AM
"Star Trek: Prosthesis."
The entire cast of Next Generation is captured by... um... some alien fucking race who find human legs a delicacy. You know... like the French and frog legs. In fact, let's just go ahead and call this new alien race "the French," because they come from the planet of France. And throw a fucking strip of masking tape across the bridge of their noses and make them talk with a lisp... BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING ALIENS. So. Then they eat one leg off of each crew member. Then... They escape. The Enterprise guys. But they all only have one leg. Even Beverly Crusher. Then a Romulan captain... um... Captain... um... Balak. Aw, fuck it. Give him an extra K. BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING ALIEN. Captain Balakk who runs the infamous carny planet Rigel 5... So Captain Balakk'k captures them and ties them all to a fucking post. And he feeds them cabbage. And beats them viciously with a stick. Every day. Twice a day. Often THREE times a day. He makes them walk around that post with their one legs until they wear a groove in the alien soil. And no one ever comes to save them.
December 24, 2002 1:31 AM
And if anyone posts my idea to Fark or steals it I will beat their fucking heads in with a fucking shovel.
You fucking tool.
Have a nice day!
The lobster's from Maine.
December 24, 2002 1:33 AM
Brilliant poster, Wil!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!
December 24, 2002 2:14 AM
That's great! Now if only they'd make it....probably turn out way better than ST X.
December 24, 2002 5:44 AM
Damn, baby! You're looking mighty fine!
December 24, 2002 5:59 AM
mmmmmmmmmm what a cute borg....... :-)
December 24, 2002 6:10 AM
love the poster, it should say something like "the return of Wesley Crusher!
Anyway that is such a great poster, I'd go see the movie too.
I've always been a Wesley Crusher/wil wheaton fan.
oh yeah there's this guy who's the publicist for Christian Bale who's a real jerk off/ok he's a n asshole!, had the nerve to call you names. too bad I'm not in his balehead group and get the emails from someone who keeps me posted on stuff.
long story, anyway I had her kinda tell him off, I'm surprised she didn't get kicked out for voicing her opinion.
anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS WIL and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Give my love to your families!
December 24, 2002 6:12 AM
I think it will be great even if it is an odd numbered movie. Remember, every fifth movie really sucks bigtime and is followed by a really good one.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Stardate!
December 24, 2002 7:48 AM
Egads! That ROCKS, Wil!
I'm sure the plot has some interesting twists.
* Picard and Riker get put in the brig after a particularly crazy pub crawl
* Betazed outlaws clothing (but Ferenginar has a revival on bustles and hoop skirts a la Victorean England)
* Worf discovers Data's personality living in his replicator
* Chekov appears from some strange spacewarp called Babylon 5
* The Enterprise-L (yah, Picard blew up F through K trying to get laid) meets up with a HUGE derelect with only a human, a robot, an evolved cat, and a hologrammatic dead guy on board
* and at the crux of the crisis, Wes and 7of9 hook up (in more ways than one) to defeat the greatest threat the Universe has ever known... RICK BERMAN HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE GATEWAY TO FOREVER! Nooooooo!!!
Deacon Blues |
December 24, 2002 7:55 AM
Wanna see something else funny?
December 24, 2002 7:58 AM
STAR TREK XI...TRAVELIN' MAN (the journeys through space, time and infinity of wesley crusher the guy on the editing room floor).
d. burr |
December 24, 2002 8:33 AM
I am assuming that on the DVD we will see the cut scenes of Wesley - Captain of his own starship.
December 24, 2002 8:34 AM
by the way, the hair from that picture will soon be on e-bay.
December 24, 2002 8:36 AM
YOU ARE A FAG!
john holms |
December 24, 2002 8:52 AM
"YOU ARE A FAG!" -- john holms
What the heck? Are you 12?
Nathaniel Harty |
December 24, 2002 8:59 AM
No problem Wil! Glad you liked the pic. I thought after getting cut out of Nemesis you'd want a little revenge. ;)
December 24, 2002 9:04 AM
forgot to photoshop but woted on that one... no, i'm not brown nosing at all... ;)
December 24, 2002 9:06 AM
Nice poster... wish I had the mind to bust open Photoshop again!
December 24, 2002 10:37 AM
love the poster lol that would be great!
hope you have a happy holiday season :-)
thanks for being so entertaining to read.
love the blue hair
December 24, 2002 11:08 AM
OMG, I came back later to check out more posts from you guys..some of you guys crack my shit up. Comedians. Hilarious.
The French. Bwahaha.
December 24, 2002 11:19 AM
Now there's a movie that just might beat out LotR! Just kidding. Great idea, though!
Have a Merry Christmas, Wil!
December 24, 2002 11:26 AM
When the Borg assimilate me, I'd like to become Crusher Drone Five-of-Eight. Somehow, I think that would just feel right.
Ryan Rhodes |
December 24, 2002 11:37 AM
Hope everyone has a farking great Christmas.
December 24, 2002 12:08 PM
yay cool i wana see it!
merry christmas everyone!
and don't forget 24 hour marathon of a christmas story starts tonight at 7 or 8 on TNT!
December 24, 2002 12:50 PM
Okay, seriously: get that poster to Cafepress!
That'd rule. :-)
December 24, 2002 2:05 PM
To Uncle Willy and to all my dear, long distance friends here at Wilwheaton.net- Merry Christmas! :)
Love Annie xxx
December 24, 2002 2:07 PM
You closet Farscape fan!
"Captain Balakk who runs the infamous carny planet -->Rigel
December 24, 2002 3:30 PM
In any case, happy holidays to all of you!
December 24, 2002 4:04 PM
Even better than Farscape, Misskittyfantastico, he's a closet Red Dwarf fan too!
"The Enterprise-L (yah, Picard blew up F through K trying to get laid) meets up with a HUGE derelect with only a human, a robot, an evolved cat, and a hologrammatic dead guy on board"
I can see it now, Picard and Lister playing "guess whose body part is poking through the curtain", eating curry and annoying Rimmer as much as possible.
Picard would say to Rimmer (very inebriated), "I'm sorry, there's just no opening on the Enterprise right now. I know you used to clean out the chicken soup dispensers on Red Dwarf, but I'm afraid on my ship even the replicators outrank you"
December 24, 2002 4:45 PM
December 24, 2002 5:29 PM
cant u do a stand by me movie again??
December 24, 2002 9:32 PM
Hey Wil, I would love to see that movie! (honest)
But... I really kind of wonder if there even WILL be a Star Trek 11.. With the way things are going, I don't think Nemesis is going to go much further past the $30 million mark..
December 25, 2002 9:03 AM
Those are so funny! I like the "all your starbase are belong to us" one myself... but of course all the Wes/Wheaton ones are good too ;)
December 26, 2002 3:47 AM
I'm sure there will be a Trek 11; maybe the torch will be passed to the DS9 crew, or maybe I'm a little overly optomistic.
December 26, 2002 6:31 AM
December 26, 2002 10:48 AM
STAR TREK XI-WESLEY'S HAIR (BACK IN BLUE)
December 27, 2002 8:33 AM
GREAT! lol I'd really pay to see that one
December 27, 2002 6:21 PM
Clearly after Nemisis the next Trek movie should be the Wesley/Data buddy flick in which Wesley rebuilds Data and of course as in all buddy flicks... hijinx ensue..... or something.
However, based on this picture is it safe to assume you were uh... assimilated by Ms. 7 of 9? ;)
December 27, 2002 9:49 PM
it sounds good when paramount
decides that there will be
a Star Trek XI...but its time
that they introduce new
February 22, 2003 11:14 AM