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if ($TIME==free) then {make_cool_stuff}

Sometimes, free time is a good thing.

Anne is finally home, and I can walk away from the computer for a few hours. Hooray!

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Oh and uh . . . forgive my mangling of #!/usr/bin/perl

:)

Cool.

I think that covers it.

Cool.

I think that covers it.

oh, damn, sorry 'bout that. finger got twitchy.

Nice to see that wasn't another "the sigh" moment.

Walk, and keep walking. Mr. Computer can take over a life if you let it. It'll be waiting for you when you come back.

i am a big simpson's fan but have never heard of that site...now i can add some cool things to my collection.
thanks wil

ok...i am stupid...i guess you cant buy the figures. Too bad.

"Anne is finally home, and I can walk away from the computer for a few hours."

We'll understand if you're gone for awhile. :)

Go on! Walk away!

But just remember, you'll never be free. You'll never have a life without it.

It's inside you.

Hear the Primal scream of the Geek!

Embrace it!!!!

Live for the sounds of the clattering keyboard!!!!

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

.........................sorry

That keeps happening.

Ignore me. I'm just jealous.

Cool site, thanks Wil.

you'll be back!! they always come back!
ALWAYS!

now if I can just remember what that's FROM!

Not to nitpick but shouldn't it be $TIME==free (double equals sign)...

>

Sorry, didn't mean to crash the party.... I'm a CS student... pitty me ;-)

Once you get computers in your blood, you can't escape. You can walk away for a little while..maybe a few hours, maybe a week, but you can't get away for good.

Computers are addictive.

The internet is worse.

Resistance is futile.

:)

Go have some good family time Wil. Enjoy every moment with your wife. Life is short so enjoy every minute.

Best to you and your family

Ozzy.

Wil,
I hope you do not go through computer withdraw. Remember that life has many other things to offer. She is only your wife. Dude,turn off the machine for a while.


FG

I know that feeling.. that feeling of having an imblical cord from you to the computer.

Must... Cut.. cord.. must.. get.. a .. life!

There are times I think the mouse is actually another part of my body. Hmm Darn.

At least from the sound of it, I am not the only one. YEAH!

Hope you have a good evening with you family tonite, Wil. Everyone deserves some good quality family-bonding time.

DOH!

"==" is should be . . . and I probably should have defined make_cool_thing as a function, but then I'd have to get into including libraries, and that's just way over my head.

/geek

Have a great time with Anne, Wil. I'm sure she will enjoy your undivided attention as much as you will hers. :)

Take care,
~Janece

Wil,

We could all use some time to step away, take a deep breath and enjoy the family. Hugs to Anne and the boys!

Me -- I just spent the day on the phone with siblings after our dad was injured in an accident. He's okay -- but for a few hours there all us far-flung brothers and sisters were burning up the cell phone lines trying to find out how he was doing. Just spoke to him; he's tired and in pain but going to be okay.

Reminded me that they won't always be there to talk to -- so we have to savor our loved ones while we have them.

Yes, spending time with the wife over the computer will get you many points for later use, haha.

Computers are heinous bitch goddesses.

I love them so much.

64.12.106.24

ASSHAT TROLL ALERT! ^^^^

So anyway Wil, since you mentioned walking away from the computer, I decided to do the same. So I slipped ST II:TWOK into the DVD player. About a third of the way through the movie and I found myself right back on the computer looing something up. Specificly I thought I read that Checkov (Walter Koenig) was not in the TOS episode "Space Seed", yet in STII, Kahn specificly "remembers" Checkov, stating that he "never forgets a face".

I know that is completely irrelavent to your post. Sorry *embarassed monkey-do-bad look*

Incidently, I found these links, for all of my fellow Anti-Berman ST fans out there ;}

http://www.trekfansunited.bravepages.com/

http://www.startrekcampaign.com/index.html

Probably old news but I figure what the hell...since I'm stuck to this computer like the ice on the streets outside, might as well read something I find interesting...

Damn! Wil got that Asshat Troll's post out of there before I could finish my post. Wil! I thought you were walking away from the 'puter?! LOL

perl -e 'if ($TIME=free) then {make_cool_stuff}'
Bareword found where operator expected at -e line 1, near ") then"
(Missing operator before then?)
syntax error at -e line 1, near ") then "
Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.

Dang it.

Hm.

#!/usr/bin/perl

if ($TIME eq "free") { make_cool_stuff(); }

Or what about:

#!/usr/bin/perl

if($TIME == "free") { make_cool_stuff(); }


Or...heyyy...

#!/bin/sh

if [ $TIME = 'blah' ]; then
make_cool_stuff
fi


Oh. No. Wait. I've got it...

#!/bin/sh

if [ $blog_reader = 'total geek' ]; then
correct_blog_headline_with_persnickety_code
fi


Ahhhhh. The pause that refreshes!

Hey, good luck with the time away from the pooter. Anne is a very lucky lady.
That is all.
(for now)

Cheers
Tim

if [ $blog_reader = 'Mrs. Veteran' ]; then
/usr/bin/NERD.sh
fi

if [ $blog_reader = 'Mrs. Veteran' ]; then
BINGO!
fi

'=' could be correct. Some languages use '=' for comparison and ':=' for assignment. There's not really enough context to know the language for sure, and the intent seems clear enough for the intended audience.

Although in Java it might look more like:
if( this.getTime().getCost().equals(Cost.FREE) ) {
Stuff s = new Stuff();
try {
s.setCool(true);
} catch( UncoolException e ) {
System.out.println("TODO: Get a job tomorrow.");
throw e; }
return s;
}

hehehe

being a nerd is cool. :)

Wil,
sad thing is - we (or is it us? i hate that...) nerds are a dying breed - the machines are getting too plug-n-pray and the code is getting too wordy....
sometimes i sit back and remember my cassette tape memory and my 17K pages of code to write a simple calculator prog on my TI-99 4/a. *sigh*
I've been workin with Dell after movin to Pennsylvania, and the machines are so simple to set up for these companies.... ghost image on the server - toss in a floppy - turn machine on - hit enter when complete... *shrug* and they want people with multiple $5,000+ certifications to do this....
ok. i'm ranting. i'm jealous - you're spending time with yours - I should be doing the same...
hasta.

Rob
(m0ppy from fark)

Although in C# it would look like:

if( this.GetTime().GetCost().Equals(Cost.FREE) )
{
Stuff s = new Stuff();
try
{
s.SetCool(true);
} catch( UncoolException e )
{
Console.WriteLine("TODO: Get a job tomorrow.");
throw e;
}
return s;
}

Now that's innovation!

Couldn't resist...

package net.wilwheaton.time;

import java.util.Date;
import net.wilwheaton.coolstuff.Util;
import net.wilwheaton.coolstuff.CoolStuff;
import net.wilwheaton.coolstuff.StuffFactory;

public class TimeAllocator
{
private final long enoughTime = 1000*60*15; // fifteen minutes enough?
public static void main(String argv[])
{
CoolStuff somethingNeat;
String nextThingToDoTime = argv[0];
Date time = null;
try {
time = Util.dateFromString(nextThingToDoTime);
} catch (Exception e) {
System.out.println("Time not acceptable to do stuff");
}
if (time!=null)
{
long freeTime = time.getTime() - System.currentTimeMillis();
if (freeTime > enoughTime) {
somethingNeat = StuffFactory.makeSomething(freeTime);
somethingNeat.make();
System.out.println(somethingNeat.getResult());
} else {
System.out.println("Not enough time.");
}
}
}
}

Hey wouldn't it be more common to use

somethingNeat = StuffFactory.getInstance(freeTime);
somethingNeat.make();

instead? More like the Factory pattern then? ;-)

Indeed. So who's going to write the imported classes so we can actually run this thing?

I got one of 'em done
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

package net.wilwheaton.coolstuff;

public class StuffFactory {

// Partner is a concrete class
// that implements the CoolStuff interface
private static Partner wife = null;

// there can be only one ;-)
public static CoolStuff getInstance(long pFt) {
if (null == wife) {
wife = new Partner();
}
return wife;
}

// but there is this new technology
public static CoolStuff getMoreCoolStuff(long pT) {
Partner anne = (Partner) StuffFactory.getInstance(pT);
return anne.clone();
}
}

That is great! :-)

are we missing the point here? Perhaps.

Run this and never launch a browser again. :-) (source included)

http://home.tonyfield.ca/~tfield/wwdn/TimeAllocator.jar

To run it, add TimeAllocator.jar to your classpath and run

java net.wilwheaton.time.TimeAllocator 2003-02-28

You deserve a break. Now take some time and thourghly enjoy and pleasure your wife, in the only way Uncle Willy can pleasure a female.

Mmmm, sweet sweet Uncle Willy lovin.

??????????

Tony: hee hee. You physicists ... er, I mean skiers ... er, I mean software engineers. You're all alike :-).

btw, I don't think 15 minutes is long enough ;-).

Enough sed. Code beckons.

Then again, I might prefer:

while( this.getTime().getCost().equals(Cost.FREE) ) {
this.getBankAccount().deposit((Money)getTime());
}

You know, since time is money...

AUTHOR: MrsVeteran
EMAIL: [email protected]
IP: 207.228.46.235
URL:
DATE: 02/17/2003 08:03:34 AM

Hey, is there an erotic perl stories page out there somewheres? Or just erotic code?

That one above got me all HOT!

"perlnecklace.com?"

um,

"how's your Python?"

Ha a ha a ha a ha. Whew. Gotta find some tissues...

Hello,

For I have not read Wil's website for a week I didn't read that he is not in the best of moods, and I would love to join in and make his mood a bit better then it is right now.

For Wil,

If it wasn't for your website I wouldn't know what I would have done to pass my time. For a while my life sucked big time. I didn't know what to do with my life till I found your website. To read how your life was going and your thoughts made me to look for a job and go to school again. Now I am a bookkeeper and although it does not sound like a cool job I love it and enjoy it. And even right now I am trying to join the Army to make my life more purposefull but I and other people need you to cheer up and start enjoying life more. Spend some quality time with your stepchilderen and your wife. Get a fix done on your book. Everyone may say the book sucks, but that is a small group of people. Send out the book, and stop worrying and start enjoying.

Those are my 2 cents worth of telling you that you are a great guy

Alinda van der Kooi
Netherlands

I can never leave the computer, where else will I find the porn?

ok Wil you can't have gotten very far with Ann...you keep commenting on your comments (grins) Take a break and Lay Lady Lay or something.

I have to use a disclaimer before posting this: I'm going to sound TOTALLY out of touch, because I AM totally out of touch...I listen to too much Howard Stern in the morning, on my way to work, because he's pretty damn funny, at least when he's insulting celebrities in his own not so subtle yet still subversive way. His central message when commenting upon the impending war is simply "Bomb Sadaam," "Kill Osama" and "What are we going to do, let the terrorists win?" He's pretty much a Bush athletic supporter, which makes him come off as a simpleton, or at least a fatcat who is too comfortable in his millions to look deeper into the real issues we are facing. I have to admit, because I just stumbled upon WWDN last week, I'm realizing how many people are speaking out against the war, and am trying to become more informed and involved. Thanks for all of your insights, and thanks for the great movies, Wil. I've printed out your filmography from a Google search, and am going to make a point of trying to rent as many of them as possible. Maybe the general public IS totally being snowed. When I was in college, during the Gulf War, I was listening to "Die For Oil, Sucker" by Jello Biafra, and believing in it. Now, I've become complacent in my rat-race mentality. What the HELL is going on? I feel so stupid, sometimes. Thanks for letting me add my two utterly confused, humbled cents.

Wil Wheaton Filmography:

• Deep Core (2000)
• Python (2000)
• Fag Hag (1998)
• Flubber (1997)
• Mr. Stitch (1995)
• The Liar's Club (1993)
• December (1991)
• Toy Soldiers (1991)
• The Farm (1987)
• Long Time Gone (1986)
• Stand by Me (1986)
• The Shooting (1982)

Thank you Wil, for putting an end to the long "voice and fist" comment box. - At least I think thats what you have done.

have a nice day
sjr

12.249.1.161

You haven't been censored, Ken.

This is my website, and I will do with it what I'd like. I asked that the discussion be taken to the message board.

Because this is my website, I expect you to respect that decision. If not, you're more than welcome to have your own discussion elsewhere.

What a joke! Just because people were posting comments Wil didn't like he deletes them all. What's that over in the sidebar Wil? Stop Internet Censorship: Free Speech Online? Hypocrite! I know what you're saying that this is your page and you can do what you like but you've already made your choice by allowing comments at all. I know you'll probably ban me from your site because I didn't bother to register for your Soapbox. Wow.

216.221.81.99

we got about 5 inches of snow in my part of southern illinois...and that kind of slows everything down...which gave me a much needed break...i spent a glorious weekend getting some rest...starting a new BEN BOVA novel and watching "WING COMMANDER" again...and of course i enjoyed playing in the snow!

I still think someone needs to send you some pictures of the snow, Wil. I mean it's not like you've never seen it before, but it's just one more reason for you to enjoy Pasadena as opposed to, say, New York? :}

I'd send you some, but we didn't really get much in KY. We mostly got ice. Besides I don't even know if my installation of PGP works. No one to test it with! :}

Wil,
I've always been a fan. Moving on this is your website and it is your right to do what you wish. My only argument would be that you seem to support free speech. If all website owners deleted/prevent access to posts then that free speech would only be in the hands of those able (financial or technically) to own a website. Which I personally think s a bad thing. I understand you might have reason to refer people to the soapbox. I only take issue with the loss of the original posts.

P.S. Senator Byrd was a KKK member and I don't forgive/support KKK or SS members for anything as a mater of habit.


Wil,

Right about now if you lived at our house you and Anne would be looking at a blizzard and would be sitting in front of a crackling fire all by yourselves... that's what this blizzard is doing for me and the SO in New England. However, as much as I like snow and all that, I'd swap places with you guys in SoCal for a day or two just to see some SUN!!!! ;)

Just for grins, I was checking flights to Burbank. If only the airports weren't closed...

cheers!

p.s. to Ken and Whatever: it IS Wil's site and he did set up the Soapbox so you could express your opinions. It works quite well, actually.

If you're too lazy to sign in and use it, then you dont' have ANY business throwing a tantrum about being censored. Yeah, I'm guilty of using the blog comments for war comments too. Sorry Wil... got carried away.

SpaceWriter, the soapbox is a good idea, taking the link down so people can't read the original comments (some critical of Wil, I was only critical of Sen. Byrd) is a bad idea.

Ken:

Be careful if Wil really gets upset with what you "type" he will BAN you from WWDN as has happened to me.

Strange if you say things contrary to Wil's opinion on WWDN he will silence you via IP Address.

If you say something contrary to Saddam in Iraq he will also silence you.

Thanks Wil for taking the "IP route".

Juno, Freenet, Yahoo, MSN, AOL that is a LOT of IP's to "Forbid".

Rather than asking me to explain a comment I made he got rightous and took the easy way out, which was to POST a negative comment about my POST and then "Forbid" me from WWDN so I could not respond.

"Free Speech?"

Thanks

TJ

Perhaps Wil removed the posts because you posted them in the blog comments area instead of the soapbox, TJ.

Just a thought. But it's none of my business so I'll not speak of it anymore.

Yea, I know. I'm adding to the problem here. Sorry Wil.

Guten Abend,

Wil ist der Führer und seine Entscheidungen sind abschließend. Er soll nicht gefragt werden, oder Sie werden verboten. Die ist zutreffende Freiheit! Gerade wie die Organisatoren des 'Friedens' Protestes in Los Angeles wünschen Sie, weil sie Kommunisten sind. Stalin würde stolz sein! Alle hageln Wil, den neuen Führer.

Freie Rede? Zensur!

Please excuse my German.

Hi Wil,

I expected you to move the discussion to the soapbox. And by that, I mean "move" - not "remove" the discussion altogether and expect people to start over again. But yes, this is your webpage and yes, you can do whatever you want to with it. Of course.

I am a part of the UE community. As a part of that community, I've come to expect some level of accountability. We take responsibility for what we say to each other at UE - in posts as much as in comments. Although I know I can't expect the same of all the wwdn monkeys (there are just so many), I really hoped I could count on you for some of that accountability.

During the course of the discussion yesterday, it was clear that the argument over war could go on ad nauseum. You're right that such discussions may best be moved to another forum.

Several of us also asked you about your hats-off link to Robert Byrd. I woke up this morning wondering how you had responded.

I am disappointed to find that your response is, well, cowardly. Please respond, Wil.

Were you aware of Senator Byrd's record when you linked to his speech? Does this record matter to you? Does it matter to you less than does, say, Trent Lott's record?

I am asking you these questions only because you are here putting your opinions in the public eye just as I do on my own page. If you want my own opinion, I think both Lott and Byrd should have been gone from government long ago, I am a registered Independent, and you can read my page to find out more about me if you care.

Don't hide from this, Wil. If you're going to go out and protest with thousands of people, you should be able to put together a coherent argument all by yourself.

Please do.

Wil:

I too am sorry for adding to this "problem", but to be clear I was not complaining about the comments being removed I was complaining that my IP was removed in an attempt to silence me.

Furthermore, my comments were in response to Wil's post which is what this area is for.

If Wil blocked every IP that posted a BBS comment here in that thread the list looks like this:

Tom(ME),SteveR, Suzane, RandumTangent, Bill, Nephratard, Scott, Dev Brown, Dev (not Brown), jb, Sapphire, Daniel, Mary, NYC, Brad, Spacewriter, ellen, jl, EnglishBen, Fluffy, Tabby, Julia, SusanH.

Now I suppose I should add WebNut.

Of course if he did that it would be a small community indeed.

Long Live Free Speach!

TJ

NYC. . . have a native German speaker read what you just wrote. You didn't say "All hail Wil the new leader," although you tried. Instead of "hail" as in "accolade" you got the meterological term. I and my Austrian coworker are laughing pretty hard at you right now. :-)

Next time, try using a dictionary instead of an online translator.

Wil, good work. I see you titled that post 'Voice and Fist'. Good to see that the voice of the people only belongs to the elite who can afford to have pages hosted and to those who agree with you. Keep it up. I challenge you to re-open that thread.

Actually TJ, I wasn't attempting to slam you or be rude or accuse you of anything. I was simply making a suggestion as to why Wil removed your posts. If you were directing them at him in response to his post and they were removed, then that is between you and Wil. My apologies if you felt I was attacking you directly.

Incidently Wil, I was considering setting up a Linux box here at home, but then I got to reading through the comments in "Stream" and now I'm not so sure! I have a low tolerance to computers that refuse to do what I want them to, when I want them to do it :}

Oh, and have you ever programmed in Active Server Pages? Fun Fun....(not) :}

Blah blah blah, people.

It is a webjournal, for fun, not something serious like foreign policy. Shizzle the nizzle, kids.

Go, have more fun with the wife, Wil.

Suck my cock and balls, boy.

You probably didn't even know Byrd was in the KKK till it was pointed out to you today, did you? For such an intelligent young man you are not very well informed. Go ask the Iraqis in 10 months whether they were better off before or after the war. Ask the Afghanis, Kosovars, Bosnians, Haitians, Panamanians and Granadians as well. War sucks, but sometimes you have to do it. Appeasement leads to the rise of tyranny. Read some history... I still enjoy your site and wish you the best.--scott