mmmm . . . beer
And now, comedy:
The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda."Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.
Guinness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
(Thanks to Leilani, who e-mailed this to me, and to Elana, who addressed me today as "Mr. I Love Guinness")