who do you want to be?
It must be 5:30, because Ferris is hitting my leg, and wagging her tail like crazy. I stop typing and look down at her.
"What?"
Wag, wag, wag, wag, wag.
"Is it time to . . ."
She hits me with her paw. Her eyes are wide. Wag, wag, wag, wag.
"Are you ready for . . ."
Riley races into the room, and jumps up. She lands with both paws on my lap. Ferris growls at her to get down.
"Thank you, Ferris."
Wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag.
"Are you girls hungry? Are you ready for dinner?"
I said the magic word. Both dogs explode ahead of me, and tear across the living room. By the time they make it to the kitchen, Riley is running so fast she can't stop on the smooth floor and crashes into the wall. Ferris stops right next to her dish.
"What's that, Ferris?"
She looks at her dish, then at me. Riley picks herself up off the floor and stands next to me.
"Ferris? What do you want?"
I absolutely love this nightly ritual. I love the way Ferris finds me at about five o'clock, and reminds me, in her little (maybe not so little, at 72 pounds) dog way that it's almost time to eat. I love asking her questions, and watching her grow increasingly excited when I say words she recognizes, like "hungry" and "five thirty" and
"Do you want your dinner?"
She is wagging her tail so hard now, her hips are rocking her whole body back and forth. She kicks her dish halfway across the floor. Riley barks at me.
"Okay! Okay!"
I pick up their dishes, and dump in their food.
My cell phone plays "Ode to Joy," and I remember that I wanted to pay 1.99 for a cool ring tone.
I flip it open, and try not to notice the obvious relation to an Original Series communicator.
"Hello?"
"Hey Wil, it's Jed and John from VH-1." They're on speaker phone.
My heart leaps. I've been waiting for this phone call.
"Oh, hi, Jed. What's up?" I'm pretty sure I've successfully played the first line cool.
"Do you have a moment to talk?"
Do I?!
"Sure. I'm just feeding my dogs. Hold on."
"Ferris, sit."
She does.
"Stay."
She does.
I put her bowl on the floor. She obediently waits.
"Okay!"
Ferris attacks her Nutro the way I attacked that Mean Gene burger on the weekend.
"Just a second, Jed."
"Okay," he says.
"Riley, sit."
She looks at me and wags her tail.
"Riley. Sit!"
"Woah, you really are feeding your dogs!" he says.
I chuckle. "Did you think it was a euphemism?"
"Yeah, but I'm not saying what for."
Riley sits, and I tell her to stay.
Ferris stops eating, like she does every night, and cocks an ear back toward us.
"Okay, Riley!"
Riley cocks her head to the side and barks at me.
"Riley, Okay!" I point at her dish, "You can eat now, dumbass!"
Riley looks down at her dish, and begins to eat. Ferris hears her dish scrape on the floor, and she resumes eating, too. It cracks me up that Ferris waits like that each night. I haven't been able to determine if Ferris thinks I'm talking to her when I tell Riley to stay, or if she wants to make sure that she won't be bothered by Riley while she's eating, or what . . . but it's pretty funny to watch her stand there with her mouth in her bowl, as she just listens to us.
"Sorry about that, Jed." I say, and walk out of the room.
"No worries," he says, "how was your trip up North?"
Oh shit. Is he making small talk? Did he call me to tell me that they're excited, or is he making one of those look, I'm sorry that it didn't work out, but we still want to work with you calls that I've gotten so many times before?
"It was tough. Anne's grandmother is in the first stages of Alzheimer's, so she's really forgetful, and so frail the wind could knock her down."
"Oh, Jesus, man, that sucks," says John.
"Yeah," I say, "I'm really glad we got to go visit her, though. I don't think she'll know who we are next time." I say, "but the driving part was really great. Anne and I needed a couple of days to ourselves."
"A couple of days with just the wife is always a good thing." Jed says.
"Yeah," I say. "So what's up?"
"Well, we met with the network people here,"
Time slows to a crawl. The next few words are the ones that count.
"And they want us to go ahead and do a test with you."
I'm pretty sure my heat stops. I sit down on my couch.
"Really?" I say. Though my meeting with them last week went really well, and all signs pointed to this happening, I've been let down so many times before . . . I guess I just expect things to fall apart. I'm genuinely surprised that we're going to be taking the next step.
"Yeah, they love you. When we said your name to them, they went nuts."
I allow myself to feel a bit of excitement. I don't know if they really went nuts or not, but they said yes, and that's what matters.
"So what happens next?" I ask.
"We need to get our budget together, and then we're going to do a test with you. We'll find someone local who could be on the show, and we'll spend a day shooting stuff."
Mother Jesus Balls. I can't believe this!!
I can't contain the excitement any longer and say, "Oh my god, you guys! This is so cool!"
They seem a bit surprised when I unleash my enthusiasm.
"Oh, I'm happy that you're excited, Wil. This is going to be a lot of fun." I don't know who's talking, now. In my defense, my heart had stopped for a moment there.
"We're going to call your manager now, and get all the details worked out, but I just wanted to tell you myself first," Jed says, "I hope that's okay."
"Are you kidding me?! This is great news, you guys, and I'm really glad that you called me."
"Okay. We'll put some stuff together, and talk to you soon."
"Okay! I'll talk to you then."
"Bye."
"Bye."
I close the phone, and don't care if I look like Captain Kirk or not.
Well, I run my hand through my hair, just to be sure.
I let out a loud, "Whooop!!" and jump up off the couch. "Thank you Fark! Thank you WWdN! Thank you! Thank you! Thank yyyooouuuuu!!!!!!!111"
Ferris comes racing into the living room, head cocked, and looks at me.
"Ferris! I'm going to be on VH-1!"
Wag, wag, wag, wag, wag.
Comments
My dog would whimper when I did. I should have named it Santa's Little Helper.
Posted by: belinda | October 31, 2003 09:26 AM
Super-fucking cool!
Posted by: Gandalfe | October 31, 2003 09:27 AM
Congratulations Wil! That rocks muchly!!
Posted by: Raeann | October 31, 2003 09:27 AM
oh ya, oops. congrats!
Posted by: belinda | October 31, 2003 09:28 AM
This is the part where I take a moment and thank everyone who sent me good mojo for the meeting, and to everyone at FARK who kept their fingers crossed for me!
Posted by: wil | October 31, 2003 09:28 AM
Congrats Wil!
Posted by: Steph | October 31, 2003 09:29 AM
Congratulations Wil! I'm very happy for you. You deserve it.
Posted by: Geoff | October 31, 2003 09:29 AM
Awesome news, Wil! Congrats to you!
Posted by: tiggerfencer | October 31, 2003 09:32 AM
High five!
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn | October 31, 2003 09:34 AM
I really love it when you write anecdotes like that. They're so fun to read. *beams*
Congrats for the VH-1 gig. I really hope it pulls through. Now if only we had VH-1 in Canada. Grr...
Posted by: katcheya | October 31, 2003 09:38 AM
Thats great Wil, you deserve it.
Posted by: Craid | October 31, 2003 09:38 AM
So you don't care if you look like Captain Kirk or not? Check out this photo from an online archive of Asimov's work. Apparently WFS recorded an hour of Foundation, and this photo was on the back.
http://www.libraries.wvu.edu/exhibits/asimov/archives/b.htm
Change the hair maybe, but I'd say William has (or had) a little bit of Wil in him.
Posted by: Tom | October 31, 2003 09:42 AM
Forgot to say congrats and good luck.
Posted by: Tom | October 31, 2003 09:44 AM
Wil, that's so wonderful! Congrats and you'll have to send us all the details on the show as you get them!
Posted by: Camper-11 | October 31, 2003 09:45 AM
Awwwriighht Wil!! Congrats man. I hope this show flies! I'm just glad VH-1's choosing to work with you and not that head case Donal Logan. I expect they'll do a feature on him in 20 years when they make "Why did I Love I Love the 80's?"
Allow me to help you celebrate. Shoot me an email and I hook up with some choice Grateful Dead shows like you asked for months ago. I don't know if you ever got any discs or not, since I haven't been in a while. I'm still recovering from the collapse of the Cubs... Stupid Cubs.
Posted by: Shaun | October 31, 2003 09:50 AM
HELL FUCKING YEA!!!!!!!!
Woot!!!
Go Wil Go!!!
*SuperHappyNekkidOtterButtDance*
Posted by: stargazer | October 31, 2003 10:01 AM
Looking forward turning on VH-1 and seeing your face! Congrats on the gig!
Posted by: Dawn | October 31, 2003 10:01 AM
Wow! Giddy as a school girl you are!
As much as you love writing, I think you still love this just as much!
Congrats
Posted by: Laurel | October 31, 2003 10:02 AM
Hey Wil,
Well, I've been reading your blog for about a year now and I'm very happy to hear that this might be a perfect opening for you!
I can't wait to see you on the screen again! I've always been a fan of your work ( Starting with Stand by Me and continuing today ).
Just wanted to say congratulations and have fun!
-Matt
Posted by: Matt W. | October 31, 2003 10:06 AM
Congratulations!
Since it's not an acting gig, should I wish you "good luck" or "break a leg?" Well, whichever is appropriate, consider it wished for the test!
-Matt
Posted by: Matt B. | October 31, 2003 10:10 AM
NO!! Wil you are much better looking than Capt.
friggin Kirk!!!
Congrats!
Posted by: bluecat/redblanket | October 31, 2003 10:13 AM
Awsome is not good enough. This is FUCKEN awsome. I just may start watching VH1, because my Uncle Willy will be on VH1.
THIS IS SO FUCKEN AWSOME!
Posted by: Terry | October 31, 2003 10:14 AM
FAY!
(That's short for F&*ckin' A)
Best of luck on the test...Be yourself, don't focus on "cool". Let the zen handle the funny for you and kick ass.
Posted by: Doug Haffner | October 31, 2003 10:14 AM
*happy dance*
Posted by: zchamu | October 31, 2003 10:15 AM
Congratulations Wil. It sounds like the guys are excited about working with you, and on top of that, they seem like really cool guys too!
You more than deserve this and we'll all be eagerly awaiting the first episode of whatever it is!
Posted by: Bradwick | October 31, 2003 10:16 AM
Congrats, Wil. Can't wait to see you on VH-1!
Posted by: Beth | October 31, 2003 10:18 AM
Congratulations!
Posted by: Tait | October 31, 2003 10:19 AM
Way to go, WIL FUCKEN' AWESOME WHEATON!!!!
Posted by: Kroeme | October 31, 2003 10:19 AM
Wil!
Wil!
He's our man!
If he can't do it we'll kill ourselves in a huge WWDN FlashMob!!!
Or something...
Many congratulations!!!
Posted by: EnglishBen | October 31, 2003 10:23 AM
Holy Crap! Wil - the face that will sweep the VH1 nation. That rocks! Best of luck on the test!
Posted by: Christie | October 31, 2003 10:25 AM
It's great to hear the good news! Whoo-hoo! Can't wait to see it.
Remember: don't try to do the show you think they want to see. Do the show that _you_ would want to see.
May the luck of the seven pillars of Gulu be with you at all times!
Craig
Posted by: Craig Steffen | October 31, 2003 10:25 AM
Great news. :-)
It's Halloween! The subject line *must* be in reference to the famous Oingo Boingo Halloween concert series. I had a bunch of friends over for pizza and beer/cider and the Farewell DVD in honor of the holiday last night.
Posted by: Rob | October 31, 2003 10:26 AM
Congratulations, Wil! VH1 is turning into THE place for pop culture fun, so it's great to see they recognize your status as an icon. *g*
Posted by: Shannon | October 31, 2003 10:27 AM
Wil, Congrats on the VH-1 gig. Happy for you man!
And my old chow chow used to do the same thing when I'd come home from school. Wagging his tail like a madman when he saw me walking up the driveway.
Dog's are cool. yeah...anywho...congrats again. :)
Posted by: Avarus | October 31, 2003 10:28 AM
The happy dance that is sweeping the nation.
Posted by: freakydeaky | October 31, 2003 10:32 AM
Wow, Wil, that's great! I am looking forward to seeing you again as well as hearing from you!
The thing about your dogs -- you had me in tears, I was laughing so hard! Your description is fabulous, man!
Natalie
Posted by: Natalie | October 31, 2003 10:36 AM
That's great news! I'll hoist a glass for you (it'll probably be water or pop, but hey, it's what I've got).
Posted by: Gwalchmai | October 31, 2003 10:37 AM
Hey Wil, congrat--
Wait.
Mother Jesus Balls??
Posted by: Toasted Amigo | October 31, 2003 10:39 AM
WOO! Congrats Will!!
Kick-Ass!
Posted by: rani23 | October 31, 2003 10:39 AM
Joy is bubbling in the glasses,
Through the grapes' golden blood
Posted by: Fred Fowler | October 31, 2003 10:40 AM
Congratulations man...Im sure you'll kick ass at whatever the job is.
Posted by: uniball1 | October 31, 2003 10:42 AM
W00t! Congrats!!!
Posted by: Lloyd | October 31, 2003 10:46 AM
Yippy! Yappy! Yahooooooooey!
(I know it doesn't make much sense, but it's the first thing that popped into my mind!)
Big fat congratulations!
BTW, my dogs don't care about eating that much, but I get similar reactions if I mention the words "wanna go for a walk?"
Posted by: Kirsten | October 31, 2003 10:50 AM
well well well, i do believe it's time to celebrate..
and the first toast should be to all the good folks here at wwdn, who never, ever doubted that you are, and continue to be one of our generations most talented people..
lots of mojo to ya big guy..
i think i speak for all of us here when i say, HappyNekkidOtterBut dances are happening across the country in celebration of this..
cheers
tyson
Posted by: Tyson | October 31, 2003 10:51 AM
Woohoo!!
Congrats, Wil - that truly rocks.
:::happy dance:::
Posted by: Mia | October 31, 2003 10:52 AM
Well, crap. I don't have cable. Cancelled it almost 2 years ago.
:: sigh ::
Now I have to get cable again.
Gee... thanks Wil. I'll have to pay all that money for just one show. Ah well. It'll be worth it. :)
Posted by: TheDon | October 31, 2003 10:55 AM
Rock on, Wil! You deserve all the best!
Posted by: Mike | October 31, 2003 10:56 AM
*happy happy dance*
smiles all around
wish I had a television so I could watch you, but then I'd have a television....not going there again
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Beatrice | October 31, 2003 10:56 AM
That's great news! Oh man, I wish I had frickin' cable! Maybe this is a good excuse to get it...
Posted by: blewismaltz | October 31, 2003 10:56 AM
Good for you, Wil. You deserve it.
Posted by: molina1230 | October 31, 2003 10:58 AM
Great news, Wil, you kept plugging away and something came your way. That's great!
Posted by: synchronicity | October 31, 2003 10:59 AM
Oh, that's excellent! Congrats. (Now is *not* the time to tell you we don't get VH-1 at my house, is it?)
Posted by: serene | October 31, 2003 11:01 AM
THATS BETTER THAN GREAT NEWS GOOD LUCK MAN YOU DESERVE IT!!!
Posted by: James Moore-McDermott | October 31, 2003 11:01 AM
Woohoo! More Wil - always a good thing! :)
Posted by: SandraL | October 31, 2003 11:05 AM
Hey Wil, I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. Hearing how excited you are just made my day a whole lot better. I'll be waiting for the show!
Posted by: Stefanie | October 31, 2003 11:06 AM
Woah Wil.. You're pretty sure your HEAT stops?? Uh-Oh!! Better get that fixed! It's supposed to be COOOOLLLLDD..;)
Take Care and Congrats with the test! :)
*Melinda G.*
Posted by: *Melinda* | October 31, 2003 11:06 AM
Just Like Somebody On TV
Posted by: david jay | October 31, 2003 11:08 AM
W00T!
Congrats, Wil! *hug*
Posted by: Delphine | October 31, 2003 11:09 AM
Wil,
I have to admit, this story brought tears to my eyes. Every time "they" have called you with, "we really like you, but..." all of your fans have felt let down right with you. How incredible it is that there was no "but..." this time! All of us monkeys are so happy for you and so happy for ourselves that we're finally going to see your grown up mug on our television screens! Congratulations! And Happy Halloween. I'm just glad it's Halloween and not April Fool's Day!
Posted by: Kim | October 31, 2003 11:18 AM
God dammit... now i have to get cable...
Yay you, though...
Posted by: julrosec | October 31, 2003 11:20 AM
VH1 presents - Wil Wheaton - Behind The Geek
From scrotum sucking leeches, to a lip locking Judd, we will embark on an evolving journey that encompasses the phenomena that is Wil Wheaton.
****
Posted by: Eric B | October 31, 2003 11:23 AM
Wow Wil, you've really got a writers knack, I was SO! right there with you :)
glad things are lookin up, and We'll look for you on VH-1!!
W00T!
Posted by: Soirenoir | October 31, 2003 11:24 AM
Congratulations, Wil!
I'll have to find a way to watch the show, even though I live in Canada.
Good luck!! I hope everything works out!
And your dogs are SO COOL! I wish I could keep a dog in my University residence!
Posted by: Natalie | October 31, 2003 11:26 AM
Dude!!! I'm so excited I pee'd a little. ;)
Damn I wish I could afford cable so I can check your mug on the tube.
I'm really really happy for you!
Posted by: angela peterson | October 31, 2003 11:26 AM
Wag wag wag!!!!!!
Posted by: Thespar | October 31, 2003 11:28 AM
Hey Wil,
That's awesome, man! w00t! Congratulations!
Posted by: Scott | October 31, 2003 11:32 AM
Way to go dude! Congrats! That Hella-rocks!
Posted by: AndyInVa | October 31, 2003 11:32 AM
Cool. Congrats, Wil!
Posted by: Mike | October 31, 2003 11:38 AM
Awesome possum - congrats! Woooo!
Posted by: L E | October 31, 2003 11:41 AM
wil my heart was actually racing as i read your post, fucking A bro, congrats about fucking time someone realized you have a truck load of potential in more than one arena and that you don't have a gazillion readers hooked on your blogging just because your can write but because your a cool guy, i very happy for you man,
take care and all the best Luis
Posted by: Luis | October 31, 2003 11:42 AM
Too fucking cool. Congratulations Will, I hope everything works out in abundance! I will be watching.
Posted by: Erin | October 31, 2003 11:45 AM
WIL WHEATON'S GOING TO BE ON TV AGAIN!!!!!!! Yay! Congrats Wil, we were all out here supporting you! So glad you got to the next step!
Posted by: Diana | October 31, 2003 11:46 AM
Think I'll change my costume plans ...
Old and Busted: Grim Reaper
New Hotness: Wil Wheaton
Congrats! Can't wait for the show!
Posted by: Indi | October 31, 2003 11:50 AM
Well, as TV's Wil Wheaton once said...
Posted by: bigoldgeek | October 31, 2003 11:54 AM
congrats, wil!
Posted by: courtney | October 31, 2003 12:01 PM
Congrats, Wil!!
Posted by: Ness | October 31, 2003 12:08 PM
I just scared my dogs when I screamed HUZZAH!
Congrats Wil! I'm so happy for you!
-MKF
Posted by: MissKittyFantastico | October 31, 2003 12:10 PM
Congrats!
Posted by: Fred | October 31, 2003 12:10 PM
Good job, Wil! Carry on my wayward son.
Posted by: Mark Shields | October 31, 2003 12:11 PM
Dude, that's sweet.
Posted by: Gav | October 31, 2003 12:13 PM
Wow, Wil that's fantastic news! I'm grinning like a mad thing in sympathy with you. You write it up so well your enthusiasm just shines through like a light through a vacuum.
Which reminds me, I should buy Dancing Barefoot.
Posted by: MaW | October 31, 2003 12:13 PM
Shweet, Wil, that's Shweet.
yeah.
Let's hope it's contagious.
-- draken.
Posted by: Draken | October 31, 2003 12:18 PM
Freaking fabulous!!
Oh, and, note to Wil: wear the shirt.
Posted by: Sally | October 31, 2003 12:20 PM
I had two cats who had a lightly weird thing at special empty tuna can mealtimes. Cocoa (Siamese female) would start licking the can and then Mo (White Longhair male) would show up and butt Cocoa's head out of the can and start eating and Cocoa (larger and older) would just let him and look up at mom like she is saying, "Mommy, make him stop it." It was so cute and frustrating at the same time. So eventually mom started pouring out the tuna juice into separate bowls.
God, I hope the VH-1 thing turns into a good and regular TV series for you. Ever since I moved in August I stopped getting TechTV and thank goodness VH-1's on basic cable. I'm looking forward to seeing you there, Wil. BTW- I liked that PAX movie with you and Isaac Hayes.
Posted by: Amit | October 31, 2003 12:28 PM
OMG, Wil!! That's so cool!!! It'll be great to see you on TV again. I loved that TV movie, you did. I think it was called "The Book Of Days", or something like that, which came out on TV earlier this year. Can't wait to see you on TV again!!!! :-D
Posted by: Hannah | October 31, 2003 12:29 PM
Very cool, Wil, Way to go. We'll all be looking forward to seeing you on TV again! :)
Posted by: Rainmaker | October 31, 2003 12:39 PM
all i could think of while i was reading that was Danny Elfman's voice echoing the refrain at the end of that song :)
damn you and your sneaky titles wil.
Posted by: steve | October 31, 2003 12:43 PM
Congrats, Wil! Keep us posted!
Think you'll be able to bring Ferris and Riley on the show?
Posted by: Nancy | October 31, 2003 12:43 PM
"Mother Jesus Balls."
best.
exclamation.
ever.
Posted by: sean bonner | October 31, 2003 12:52 PM
Congrats, Wil. You'll have to think up a Carol Burnett ear-tug type nervous twitch to communicate with your posse. :)
Posted by: Bill | October 31, 2003 12:54 PM
That's really awesome that you got the greenlight! Congratulations. You'll be awesome! :)
Posted by: Morgan | October 31, 2003 12:54 PM
wheaton on weekly tv again. all is good in the world.
Posted by: jeffo | October 31, 2003 12:56 PM
Way. To. Go. Congrats, Wil! You deserve it.(And I have to add a "whoo-hoo!" here as well.) V. exciting news.
Posted by: Deborah | October 31, 2003 01:06 PM
nice job Wil, congrats on the show, and keep up the blog. Between you and Fark, I may actually continue using the Internet for a few more years before it becomes entirely over-bloated. Now if you and VH-1 can convince me to not throw out my television, I may actually start watching those TNG reruns with my wife again.... :)
Posted by: cw | October 31, 2003 01:09 PM
Good Job Wil.
I knew someone would recognize your ability and scoop you up.
Namaste,
Beau
Posted by: RevXaos | October 31, 2003 01:10 PM
Terrific visual way to write about THE PHONE CALL. Felt like I was there. Congratu-freakin-lations!
Posted by: C | October 31, 2003 01:11 PM
By the blood of KayLess that is freaking awesome!!!
/bows head in shame
Posted by: Audioguy | October 31, 2003 01:17 PM
Hey Wil- Just make sure they don't ask you to reverse the polarity of anything. Look at how much bad P.R. it caused in the LAST show you were on.
Congrats man!
Posted by: Bill | October 31, 2003 01:18 PM
This is great. I really enjoyed your co-host gig on the screen savers and I think you'll be great on VH-1
Posted by: Mel | October 31, 2003 01:23 PM
Congratulations man! Its great that you're excited, best of luck!
Posted by: gt | October 31, 2003 01:26 PM
Congrats! You deserve it. Mother Jesus Balls indeed.
Posted by: Paris | October 31, 2003 01:32 PM
Now we can all say we knew you when. Oh wait...we do that already. Uh, nevermind then.
Congrats Wil! Make us proud.
Posted by: Rob Marley | October 31, 2003 01:34 PM
um, didn't you used to be an actor or something?
Posted by: Peter Sanchez | October 31, 2003 01:35 PM
Congratulations Wil, you'll be much better than some of the no talent ass-clowns that are out there now.
Posted by: TheSkiBum69 | October 31, 2003 01:36 PM
That's AWESOME, Aqua-lad!
Posted by: Julie C. | October 31, 2003 01:36 PM
Who is wil wheaton?
Posted by: chooch | October 31, 2003 01:37 PM
Awesome Wil. Great job!
Posted by: JeffyB | October 31, 2003 01:37 PM
I was going to be a Gothic Princess, but I couldn't find my tiara, so I'm being a cat instead! :)
Posted by: Nikki | October 31, 2003 01:38 PM
Soopa-cool! Congrats! I hope it goes beyond the test phase!
(btw, loved that uppercut you gave Barney @ the DNA a year ago.)
Posted by: thegraymasquerade | October 31, 2003 01:39 PM
I'm also glad VH-1's on basic cable, because that mean Wil can't, and won't, be showing his Mother Jesus Balls for all to see. I think we're all pretty happy about that. Well, I can't speak for everyone...
Posted by: Shaun | October 31, 2003 01:39 PM
Congrats man! If I had cable I'd definitely watch. I'll get someone to tape it fer sure
Posted by: David | October 31, 2003 01:46 PM
Very cool...been reading you via Fark for a while, so this is quite cool!
(Even better that one of your dogs is named Ferris -- That was my sheltie's name!!)
Posted by: Penny Leigh | October 31, 2003 01:46 PM
Awesome!
Posted by: ionicus | October 31, 2003 01:47 PM
people watch VH-1?
i mean, congratulations..
Posted by: Professor Chaos | October 31, 2003 01:52 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, Wil. Now do your best to make sure the show don't suck! :)
Posted by: Grant Chastain | October 31, 2003 01:54 PM
Regular reader, first time to comment:
WAY TO GO!
Posted by: Elizabeth | October 31, 2003 01:57 PM
Major Fucking Congrats to you, Wil! I'm sad I can no longer afford cable. Good luck with this going forward.
Posted by: druidGirl | October 31, 2003 01:59 PM
Good job Wil!
I am glad you are moving up! Much deserved! Perhaps some more TechTV work too? YOu were a great replacement host the other week.
HipOldGuy
Posted by: HipOldGuy | October 31, 2003 02:09 PM
Good Job Wil!
I need a donut and a cup of coffee, Make It So!
Posted by: scraping fetus off the wheel | October 31, 2003 02:09 PM
Congrats on the VH-1 gig, Wil!
Great dogs. Do they react the same way for the magic word "walk" too?
Posted by: Red Wolf | October 31, 2003 02:13 PM
Kickass, man. Congrats. I hope it works out for ya.
Posted by: GaidinBDJ | October 31, 2003 02:15 PM
Congrats! Unfortunately, up here in Canada, we probably won't get to see you until MuchMoreMusic shows reruns in 3-4 years.
Nevertheless, all the best. Have faith in yourself. As Ziggy Marley says at the beginning of one of my daughter's favourite tv shows, "Believe in yourself, that's the place to start!"
Good luck!
Posted by: Jason | October 31, 2003 02:22 PM
That's so exciting! Oh, yay!
Posted by: Erica | October 31, 2003 02:29 PM
I just might start watching VH1 again. I can't wait!
Posted by: ashotts | October 31, 2003 02:30 PM
Many congrats. Not sure if I'm still on your sh*t-list because of SAG politics, but I am a dedicated Fark fan and pop in here now and again to see how you're making out.
So happy for you on the VH-1 thing. Go get 'em. ;-)
Best,
Lisa L
Posted by: Lisa | October 31, 2003 02:31 PM
Holy crap for crap! A Mean Gene burger joint? I haven't seen one of those since I was in the Navy. They had one on the base in Groton. I don't know if it was as good as a Big Kahuna burger, but I must say, it was a tasty burger!
Oh yeah, and congrats on the VH1 gig. Here's hoping that your luck continues when it comes to actually getting it on the air at a decent time.
Posted by: Kevin M. | October 31, 2003 02:33 PM
Fuckin'-A-Right!
That rawks!
*does happy dance*
Congrats, Wil!
Posted by: Sarcastic Cheese | October 31, 2003 02:37 PM
Hey, Wil, that's great. Congratulations! Now, to go off on a depressing topic, have they tried Aricept with Anne's grandmother? My Dad is on it and it seems to help him hold his own. Congrats again and let us know when we can see the show.
Posted by: Lenora | October 31, 2003 02:39 PM
Congratulations, Wil!!!
*SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*
Posted by: spinne | October 31, 2003 02:45 PM
Congradulations! THats awesome!
Posted by: Kathleen | October 31, 2003 02:47 PM
Way to go, Wil. I'll take this as an omen that my agent (who so far has done diddly) will actually line me up with my first VO job next week! GcB
Posted by: Gary Brown | October 31, 2003 02:56 PM
Hey are they still hiring?
Just kidding. Congratulations.
Posted by: Sean | October 31, 2003 02:59 PM
I think i speak for all the Canadian WWDN'rs when I say " Fuckin Eh! "
Posted by: Rob | October 31, 2003 03:00 PM
The show will be a success JUST from the Farkers and WilWheaton's Blog Posse alone!
Wil Wheaton = 200,000 or more extra viewers to any program he's a part of. ;-)
Posted by: Rob | October 31, 2003 03:00 PM
It's good to hear that somebody deserving of good news actually gets some.
Congratulations!
Posted by: John | October 31, 2003 03:13 PM
WAY TO GO HMIC!!!
Posted by: smhauthority | October 31, 2003 03:20 PM
Go Wil! Kudos and Congrats on the VH1 show. It'll be good to see you back on TV.
And something to think about: You have a sizable viewership to offer the VH1 suits. How many of us in this comment thread alone will be watching? Probably a good number. And that's just a sample, really, since you're getting nods at Fark as well.
Run with it, Wil. Run and run fast. "Has Been" is only a state of mind...
Good job!
Posted by: Eric | October 31, 2003 03:25 PM
Ahhh, man, now I have to start watching VH-1. Oh-well, it's probably for the best anyways.
Posted by: Silicon | October 31, 2003 03:28 PM
Congratulations Wil, I'm thrilled for you!!!
Posted by: Carol | October 31, 2003 03:29 PM
Congratulations, Wil! (Or should that be wag, wag, wag?)
Posted by: Tinderblast | October 31, 2003 03:31 PM
great news! hope it all goes well!
/a dedicated farker...
Posted by: musicmanboston | October 31, 2003 03:36 PM
Your heat stopped??!?! YOU MUST BE FREEZING! I'd sit on the couch too.. :)
Congratulations and Mother jesus balls? Wouldn't have been my first choice but..just the same.
Posted by: Caitlin | October 31, 2003 03:37 PM
Just remember to share the wealth...you gotta interview every person from Fark on the show...
heh
Congrads mate. Best of luck and may it finally be the evasive launchpad.
worst case senario of course however, lets hope it doesn't flop before you get to steal some stuff from the dressing rooms ;)
Posted by: nibbles | October 31, 2003 03:38 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "You da man!" Yout deserve all of this and more! Way to go Wil!!!!
Posted by: Ross | October 31, 2003 03:44 PM
Kick ass. Way to go Wil!
Posted by: Danielle | October 31, 2003 03:45 PM
My dog knows when it's 5:30, which is dog park time, and reminds me by whuffing gently on whatever body part is within reach. She doesn't poke or bark, she just gets about a millimeter from my skin and exhales at me through her nose.
Of course, when the time changed last weekend, she whuffed at me at 4:30. She doesn't quite get the idea of daylight savings time.
And congratulations. Have fun. :)
Posted by: Mary | October 31, 2003 03:52 PM
Good on ya Will!
Posted by: reyner | October 31, 2003 03:57 PM
My ringtone is Ode to Joy.
I, I, I thought I was cool...
Posted by: Jeremiah | October 31, 2003 03:59 PM
Cool, VH-1, might even get to see ya here in the UK.
We have a similar routine with our dog, he comes up and lays his head on your lap at dinner time. The magic words cause mayhem as he races to the kitchen, through whatever is in the way be it a person, laundry or the piece of work you've just spent 2 hours laying out nea