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I have to go with Croc on this one. He has a longer reach with that big snout of his, and as you mentioned he has an advantage with his Godzilla like tail, with danger ridges!

Croc and his tail whips Shark in the 7th and goes on to face Dolphin Boy in the next round...

~Brian

1st comment! ROCK!!! I totally agree with you... Shark is gonna kick Croc's ass.

oh... well, second comment still rocks right?

thank god... thought it was gonna be about "wrestling".

Shark wins. c'mon... it's sole purpose is to chomp. Crocs 'n' gators chomp, but end up as Gucci luggage, purses, shoes, and belts.

I just mentioned this today on my blog.

Shark is SO kicking ass.

And astronauts beat cavemen, any day, any time.

what the hell are you talking about.

Love the site by the way :)

I think flying shark will win.
(I watch Adult Swim, in case you thought I was nuts.)

No way! The flying croc will pwn that shark. The sharks razor teeth won't even be able to penetrate the croc "tough as nails" hide. The croc will get a few bites of that shark and it will all be over.

you said it Julia... Glad I'm not the only one... What the heck is this about??

Watch Adult Swim tonight at 11PM on Cartoon Network and you will see what we're talking about.

(they show it as bumpers before and after commercials)

I think...and please don't berate me if I am way off....but I think there was a TV show where they were building a model shark and model croc and they were going to have them fight to see who would win in a simulated real battle???? At least I saw a commercial for this show...and I think that may be what they are referring to.

I think...and please don't berate me if I am way off....but I think there was a TV show where they were building a model shark and model croc and they were going to have them fight to see who would win in a simulated real battle???? At least I saw a commercial for this show...and I think that may be what they are referring to.

"divisive issues..."
"on TV every day..."
"heated up since Sunday..."

I thought for sure you were going to talk about
the Gaza assassinations or the war in Iraq or
President Bush.

Who the hell are Shark and Croc?

BTW, will William "F" Shatner be in Pasadena this
weekend? Maybe you could give him an autographed copy of Dancing Barefoot. Rub it in!!!

Freeman :)

I have absolutely no freaking idea what on earth you are talking about.

Shark > Croc.

Sometimes, I am so glad I killed my TV......

Man, if you had said croc I would have loved you forever.
*sigh* Now it can never be.

Dude, the Croc would PWN the shark. The sharks skin is weak and easily penetrated. The Croc is nothing but armor. One chomp from the Croc would SHRED the shark. Not to mention the death roll it would go into (Thanks Steve Irwin!!).

Btw,For Julia.
The cavemen would brain the spaceman and have him for lunch.Game over. :)

Croc is so totally gonna kick Shark's ass. Keep in mind, Shark can't handle blunt force trauma due to lack of bones, thus that mega-Croc tail is gonna make Shark wish it was in an episode of Flipper. Secondly, Croc has that leathery tough hide which teeth can't get through!!

C'mon, all Shark has developed is the abiliy to hold his breath a really long time.

Sorry Wil. You be wrong this time.

pfft.
Shark's got nothin' on Croc.

Is this a spoof on the Discovery Channel's show, Animal Face-Off? Because that's how it went down. On Sunday. When the show was on. The shark beat the croc after getting it's fin ripped off and taking some head damage. The shark kicks ass!

Kane-

Astronaut would get out of the way of the club! As long as he's not in his spacesuit. Those make you very clumsy, esp. on land.

Astronaut can use tactics and clubs of his own. Do you know how fit the astronauts are? Damn man, caveman can only grunt and club. Astronaut can plan, and better yet, talk.

If there's more than one astronaut, of course. It'd be stupid to talk to himself or a caveman.

[for those wondering, this has nothing to do with adult swim. It's Angel. :) ]

Starflow - That Discovery channel thing was a crock! The croc gets two major blows in, rips off a fin and the shark can still swim well enough to get the croc in the abdomen? Bah! The croc wuz robbed! Robbed I tells ya!

Sharks are just creepy.
The thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. ...he doesn't even seem to be livin'...

I agree. Shark for Prez in '04!

All insanity aside, Wil gets major points for the Trogdor reference.

(and caveman wins)

Bloody hell woman! Are you crazy?!!! LOL

The astronaut can plan all day long but when it comes to a physical contest the cavemen will always come out on top. Bigger, stronger and far more primal.

It's like pitting a domestic cat against a jungle cat. Fluffy's toast.

Btw, the astronaut can talk to the caveman. I think things like "Ouch!!!" are pretty universal :)

Unfortunately the follow up statements like "Oh god, my spleen!!" and "Not in the crotch!!!" would be completely lost on our knuckle dragging ancestor.

P.S, you do realize that it was all about forshadowing for Illyria right? We know how that ended.

Dude! you had me thinking you were gonna talk about something solemn and serious. I turned down the music so I might be able to concentrate.

you sly devil, you.

Well don’t be fooled by the arms and jetpack grafted onto the sharks back. Lets just go with the obvious fact that he is cheating with genetic manipulation here. Jetpack, arms, the ability to breath out of water for long periods of time. Now, true the croc has wings, but those are natural wings and could over time develop through evolution, and we don’t know when this battle where there can be no winner is taking place, but there is no genetic trait that causes you to grow a jetpack on your butt, unless you live in California and so desperately want to get out. So I’m basically saying that you can’t even call that abomination a shark, its about as much of a shark as Michael Jackson is a babysitter.

Wil, I suggest medication. You might want to let the spam through that offers some at low, discount prices. I can tell you they are perfectly fine medications. Just don't make the mistake I made-follow the Dr's orders. More is not better.
Oh, and Croc is so going to kick Sharks butt!

You know, you should consider submitting a few choice cards to Williams St.'s message boards over at [as].com. I'm sure they'd love to know someone of your stature is geeking out over one of their promo spots.

I'm going with Shark, too, though I can't really watch tonight. Gotta get up at 7 so I can show "Rugrats Go Wild" to a class of friggin' toddlers at 9. Thank the maker I get paid...

Why does the left side of my brain hurt?

My aunt was golfing once, and an alligator came up after her. She ran ina serpentine way and escaped quite easily.

If Croc is fooled just as easily, he'll be Cajun-style shark chum.

I think the croc will be jumping the shark by the end.

Heh.

I think the dude with the comment that they put up during one of the commercial breaks had the best argument: Wimpy humans, us--and yes, even the dude on TV with the accent and the baby--can and often do wrestle and defeat fully-grown crocidilian-types. Now, you ever see anyone do that with a shark? Yeah, case closed.

Though, I do have to admit that many people survive shark attacks, whereas if a croc bites you, it's supposedly almost impossible to get out of its grip. While their jaws are weak opening, they're unmatched when it comes to gripping; hence the wildly crooked teeth. Of course, people still do survive croc attacks, and I still say that Shark's title of "Never-been-wrestled-by-a-human" gives the clear advantage.

The shark has to win because the croc puppet looks like it was made by a second grader. The shark puppet is at least vaguely reminiscent of the animal it represents.

Yeah, shark wins. He won on Discovery's Shark v Croc, too. The croc may have a tough hide, but he does have tiny little arms and a soft belly, which the shark can totall tear into. Also, crocs are imobile when flipped over. Shark will p0wz.

Oh as IF. What is Shark without his jet pack? Croc has the amphibian advantage - teeth to rival Shark's and speed on land and in water.

I think the astronauts beat the cavemen hands down.

Oops, wrong simulated epic battle.

I had no idea what you were talking about but gathered you must be geeking over ADULT SWIM and so turned to the channel and what do I see but a flying shark and equally disturbing flying crocodile. I try to stay out of this sort of heated debate but in this case I think it is absolutely obvious that Shark has it...cause anyone who can get their tale handed to them by Steve Irwin or worse yet Paul Hogan doesn't deserve to battle at all.

Oh,and Caveman. Seriously.

And totally off the subject...

http://www.dangermouse.net/cgi-bin/comic.pl?comic=242

...who knew Oncle Weelie and the Harry Potter stories had something in common?

Croc all the way. A flying shark is by definition out of water. A shark out of water is, well, dead very soon. :)

In the battle against caveman and astronaut, I say cavewoman. Why? Because she'll nag them both to death.

(Stop fighting... Don't make a mess... I've been cleaning for hours and you mess this cave up in 3 seconds... No, I will NOT make snacks for your friend... We're supposed to go visit my mother and you're goofing off... blah, blah, blah...)

And this comment is brought to you by a woman...

:)-

Yeah, yeah...shark wins..blah, blah. The real question is: who's gonna win next? Lion vs. Tiger? My money (and when I say 'money,' I mean 'cheerios')is on the tiger.

Wow, some people really have to stop swiping their kids' Ritalin. Honestly, I love you lots. But...wow.

Hugs and kisses,

Gwalchmai The Absent (who has no *earthly* idea what any of this is about, other than he's more afraid of sharks than crocodiles, though he'd rather not be eaten by either species)

Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark must win or else there's something seriouly wrong with our society.

That makes 3 for cave. . .uh, people. and 2 for astronauts.

Brandi's my hero for "keeping it real".

You are sooo wrong on this will. Crock will win. Croc has legs with claws in addition to a killer jaw!

Shark all the way baby! Have you ever heard scary music when a crock is around?? There's a reason for that. Regular people can wrestle crocks but no one even thinks about wrestling sharks.

from my blog 04.03.04: a quote from hugo weaving, talking about who would win in a fight between elrond and agent smith:
"Elrond slashes his sword up and down if you squeeze his little legs together. Agent Smith, on the other hand, simply wields a pistol at the end of an outstretched arm.

"Elrond's got the movable pieces. And he's also bigger," Weaving says, after due consideration. "Smith, on the other hand, has got a gun. But then, Elrond's immortal..."

my completely partisan picks: elrond over agent smith, and astronauts over cavemen. don't know about sharks or crocs.

Croc! Croc! Croc!

Shark's goin' DOWN, Wil!

(Hahaha)

Shark is going to win for sure, as Wil said it's all in the Trogdor arm... remember a vote against shark is a vote against trogdor.

As for the other debate, Cavemen would win, we all know that.

Now, I didn't watch this show that you guys are talking about, but I am catching some caveman vs. astronaut comments. Now, I've been debating that one since Spike & Angel were arguing over it on the show Angel a few weeks back. Totally the astronaut. No question. So, going by the last comment I saw about this the score is now 3 to 3.

OK, make that 4 to 3 in the caveman's favor. I must have missed the comment before mine. But that is WRONG! Astronaut's are much more intelligent. They can think of strategies & all that good stuff. Come on!

Regarding the astronauts vs cavemen - you have to ask, do the astronauts have weapons? I mean, do they show up with their laser pistols, or do they have to build them a la Kirk in, um, that episode whose name I can't remember right now?

'Cuz the cavemen have fire.

\m/ Dude, I'm a hero! \m/

(Probably only to the guys... I think the gals are still mad at me for saying we nag... hey, it's the truth. Why lie?)

Just 'keeping it real'. :)

Heh. You're too funny. I finally caught Teen Titans last night (BTW, the show rocks!), and stayed up to watch a few of the animes that come on later. I dreamt last night about the whole Shark vs. Crock thing.

Though, I have to disagree. Only because of the whole air breathing issue the Shark will have. *gr*

The battle rages!!!

Keep in mind folks. Cavemen had to survive wild animals and nature in order to survive.

We need Wil to weigh in. Although i think he's a bit biased. You know, having been an "astronaut(. . .on some kind of star trek)" himself once. :)

P.S.
Just be glad "keeping it real" didn't go wrong Brandi. ;)

see, i just have to look at it this way. the shark will beat the croc by mobility alone. they train astronauts doing space walks by swimming, so obviously swimming and flying are very close to each other. take the shark out of water and give him a jet pack, and he might as well still be in water.

ps - tiger and astronaut for the other two arguments. although, did they ever say how the *#$(&# astronauts and cavemen ended up fighting??

lol... hey... did you east coasters spill the beans for us on the West? I voted Shark way back up near the top of the posts this afternoon... guess I don't have to tune in at 11pm, now.

and how did I miss the spaceman v. caveman on Angel... oh, yeah... watching how the O.C. tries to emulate my county. heh... they film it in L.A. anyway.

No way, man. Croc is totally gonna kick Shark's ass. :p

I've been an anonymous reader up 'til now, but I have to weigh in on this issue.

Astronauts will totally whip the crap out of cavemen. Spacemen are smarter and tougher, for sure. Cavemen spend most of their days laying about, waiting for food to show up. Sure, they're strong, but where's the endurance? Not to mention the astronauts' military training, including personal combat, tactics, and survival. Hands down, Spacemen all the way!

Oh, and by the way, the shark wins only if he strikes first, otherwise, croc tears him to pieces.

Aaarrgggh! Me no have cable. Me no can watch Adult Swim. Me so sad. Me needs sleeps. Me needs to say good night. Good night....

Shark's got my vote. There's no contest.

Wil,

WIL!!! What in sam hell are you talking about?

lol

Jason

Being from way up here in Canada... I have no clue what you're talking about. So I'll have to take your work for it - Go Shark!

Umm that should read "word" for it... Crud.

Ahh, but remember Axel. The cavemans entire life has been about survival. He has to hunt for his food and kill it with either hand made weapons or his bare hands. The astronaut just squeezes it from a tube.

Food for thought.

Shark, all the way. For one, he's got the jetpack, meaning he's got a faster top speed. Croc may have manuverability, but I've yet to see any bird outrun a jet. Another thing- Croc looks like he's been keeping in shape and all- but Shark looks like he's been pumping up for this fight for some time. And finally, let us not forget: If Jaws had been able to fly, Roy Schieder wouldn't have lived to become captain of the seaQuest.

Dudes, sorry, but I totally agree with Wil on this one.

Richard Hatch wrestled a shark, so the wrestling croc theory is a load of crap...they wrestle little crocs, not the 15 footers.

Caveman will crush the astronaut. Astronauts are all pansy scientists now and there's not a lot of need for hand to hand combat in space. If it were a cosmonaut then I would change my vote.

I tend to think that men become a tad over excited with these questions, when really one should be focusing on the important debates: in a match between a kangaroo and an emu who would claim victory?

The shark is totally going to kick the croc's scaly ass. Crocs are tough, and all, but sharks are living engines of destruction.

Since I have no idea what you are talking about, I'll just nod and agree with the majority.

Kane: True, true... :)

Here's a fight for ya - you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...)

;)-

Mighty Mouse and Superman?!!! That's preposterous!!! How dare you bring such trivial nonsense into an intelligent debate!!!

The nerve.

Superman pwns. Boo Yah!

:)

You make rather valid points that I myself hadn't even considered. Except for that arm thing; I was totally thinking Trogdor as soon as I saw them. Right on Wil, right on.

*sniff*, *sniff*.

This is me sitting over by the atari while all the cool kids talk about a trend I don't understand.

That's OK. Who needs it anyway?

(Actually, that Mighty Mouse - Superman thing was a Stand By Me reference...) You call this whole conversation an intelligent debate? What a [flying] croc of... blah, blah (nag, nag).

Flying croc... I made a joke! :)-

Heh, I know. I got the SBM joke. I had to throw some silliness in :p

No!! Not the nagging!! Anything but the nagging!

:)

Hey, look, all I'm saying is that Muhammed Ali in his prime is way better than anti-lock brakes!

I have but eight words:

wing fragile. bite wing. croc fall down.

Definately shark: presumably the entire battle would take place in midair, and the flying shark, in an odd way, has homefield advantage--he spends his entire life underwater, which is just as fluid as air. The damned croc is essentially just a big lumbering lizard. Shark's brain is also superior; he'd probably go straight for the croc's genetically engineered wings. What's the croc gonna do, try to attact a fucking jet pack? He'd get scorched by the ultrahot flame! No, shark all the way.

And spaceman.

Evilbeard... what's the 8th word?! Don't leave us hangin'!!!! Nooooooooooooo...

...

You know what that is? Croc followed by shark poop!

:-)

...

You know what that is? Croc followed by shark poop!

:-)

You got me Wil. I totally thought that this would be about Richard Clark...blushes.

Brainwashed eh?

What is this Shark and Croc of whom you all speak?

Axl, I'd want you to marry me if I wasn't already married.

Kane - yes, I know it was foreshadowing for Illyria...but don't you think that means, in the end, astronauts will win, because the smarter people will somehow get Fred back? She can't be gone-gone, right?

I mean, really...only the BAD GUYS were the ones who said she was irretrievably gone. Why would you believe THEM?

umm.... WTF???

-Scott
TwoPeanuts.com

Croc drags Sharks no leg havin arse up onto land and has his whipping way with Shark...
I am going with Croc!
Look at that skin baby, how can you go wrong with skin like that? ;)

I have no idea what you are talkin about. Not sure I wanna know either. LOL Speaking of Teen Titans, I told my best friend (the one who couldn't stop laughing at the WFS story in Vega$pants)you were the voice of Aqualad, now he thinks you're totally cool.

I quite certain something got in the water and everyone here has gone insane. You are not even speaking words, just making strange sounds and noises. The only thing I understood was something about Richard Hatch wrestling a shark.

Or maybe it's me.

And Richard Hatch wreslted *an extremely small* shark btw.

One word. Two syllables.

Deathroll.

Croc's got it. Shark don't.

Croc's gonna whip some shark tail!

Shark! Yar!

Angel said no weapons. Caveman pounds Astronaut into pulpy, space-suited goo.

Croc has LEGS!!! He could totally stand on Sharks head.
Or even kick shark in the tail really really hard.
Whatever the outcome, you can vote on it here.
http://www.adultswim.com/promos/200403_shark_v_croc/index.html

nice rocketpack shark (tee-hee)

I just love the setup on Adult Swim for this.

(Not exactly quoted)
"For years, a question has been floating around the offices of Adult Swim. Who would win in a fight between a flying shark, and a flying crocodile?"

Priceless. The things these people can get away with.

"They will battle in a battle where there can be no winner...WHO WILL WIN?! Questions will be asked, AND DESTROYED, BY ANSWERS!"

Farking heck! I think I'm going to petition the CRTC to let them bring Cartoon Network up here. It SO kicks the crap out of our crappy "Teletoon"...

Really, how long do you think shark can last out of water? He'll give it a go for a short time but eventually he'll run out of air. A croc is bigger and meaner then an alligator and can be freaking huge! As long as the croc doesn't expose his soft belly to the shark in the few minutes the shark will have before running out of air the croc will win without any problems!

I have to go with Croc too.. Sure when I first looked at the situation I thought it might be Shark.. He is faster, cooler, bites hard, and drinks more alcohol. However, in the end the croc is the favorite to win. There is just now doubt about it. His immobility will be the key as he can just sit there and wait for the shark to get too close to get his head bitten off..

Jason

Come on! How can you even consider going against a lightning fast shark with (as Wil so accurately puts it) Trogdor arms?

SHARK ALL THE WAY!

The Shark is a flying killing machine!

In fact after the Shark eats the Croc he just might eat the rest of us.

Croc Can't stop it, we can't stop it!

So if mankind is to survive this battle we better hope Aquaman and Aqualad are ready to save us otherwise we are so dead.

THE SHARK WILL RULE THE DAY!

ASTRONAUTS FOR SHARK!
ASTRONAUTS FOR SHARK!
ASTRONAUTS FOR SHARK!

My brother in law is actually the shark scientist that was on the show, Dan Huber. So, naturally, I HAD to root for the shark, and it won, by golly!

I am laughing so very hard right now, mostly at myself. To think that I actually understood not only the whole croc v. shark thing but also the astronauts v. cavemen thing makes me feel that prehaps I am watching just a little bit too much tv...but then again Angel and Adult Swim are great tv :D

Amusing entry Wil. Definitely seems to have gotten everyone riled up.

O.M.G.

ha ha ha. I've been watching this shark v croc thing since it began and i would definitely go with the shark (for many reasons i think everyone has heard) except for one point... would the shark have a special ability that would keep him alive outside of water (since these creatures are both equipped with wings, im assuming this is a "fight as you fly" competition)??

I am totally lost on this one.

That shark is so going down. I'm-a rip his face off. Teeth, ha! Feel the wrath of the snout. It's all about the death roll, baby. Peacs, out.

The show on the Discovery Channel is worthy of mockery. I'm sure anything that the Cartoon Network does will be better. I'm not hacking on any of the particular scientists or the machine builders, they seem to do a good job. But Elephant vs. Rhino? Elephants kill Rhinos in the wild. There is your 1 hour program in six words. Building machines to "test the animal abilities" and making some poor zoologist say "but the rhino is faster, its going to kick your elephant's ass" over and over is really pointless. But if they gave them rocketpacks? Now that would be cool.

Shark all the way baby!!!

/Adult Swim Rules

Here's why Shark is going to take the Croc:

Shark has a friggin' JETPACK. While the Croc is flapping around going "I shall take you down with my Death Roll of Toothiness!" the Shark is going to zoom in with his Jetpack from above and knock that wingy Croc right out of the air.

The Croc will win the Fashion segment though.

New fight:

SPEEDY VERSUS AQUALAD!!!

:)

I've missed the entire battle so far! But my gut tells me that shark is totally gonna kick the croc's ass.

BTW, The Best Week Ever Blog has added WWdN to its hotlinks. Is this their way of apologizing for only using 2 seconds of your material?

This girl just defeated her friend... with science.

Science!

Right off the bat, the whole, sharks can't breath out of wather thing has been resolved. the shark solved that with secret technology that no one needs to know about.

It's really very simple to me. The Shark has a jetpack right? Well who in ther right mind would give a shark a jetpack? You would be unleashing unholy shark torment on the whole of humanity.

The only explination is that the shark made the jetpack himself. As such, he must be a super genius, and we all know that brains always defeat brawn.

Also, if those wings on the croc's back are biological than either the croc was exposed to radioactive waste, or someone messed with his DNA. In eaither case this would have messed with his brain and his mental capacity. In layman's terms the Croc is now a brain-dead moron.

Ergo, the Super-Genius Shark with his awesome jetpack of science (And which probably houses hidden death lasers) can be the only winner against such a stupid crocodile.

SHARK WINS!!!!

Shark so wins over croc. Remember, crocs do not typically kill their prey by their attack alone, they clamp on and drag it into the water where they drown it. Since our shark will be quite hard to drown, being a fish and all, this method of attack will be totally useless.

Personally, I can't wait until the "Colossal Squid vs Sperm Whale" episode, as I'm a fan of both 20000 Leagues under the Sea and Moby Dick, I want to see which one comes out on top. But I say the Shark will win, cause common, it's a Great White Shark afterall.

Personally, I can't wait until the "Colossal Squid vs Sperm Whale" episode, as I'm a fan of both 20000 Leagues under the Sea and Moby Dick, I want to see which one comes out on top. But I say the Shark will win, cause common, it's a Great White Shark afterall.

The Flying Croc has Angel wings. The Flying shark has a jetpack. A vote against Croc is a vote against Jesus.

Not Really. Jesus didn't have Angel wings. But he did have a jet pack. So vote Shark.

Matt T

Julia

I really do think she's gone forever.Even worse,if the WB doesn't get it's ass in gear the rest of team Angel are to. :(

First Cordy then Fred. Can't say i'm digging the sausage fest.

Ok, the ways I sees it:

Shark: Jetpack= good. BUT, does he have the intelligence to USE IT? Also, when a shark strikes, its eyes roll up into its head making it effectively blind during attack which= BAD! And of course, there is the whole breathing thing. But, IF the shark can drag the croc into the water, he will not only have superior maneuverability, but also all the oxygen he can handle. Then we have to figure if his jet pack will work under water, or possibly short out, or even explode.

CROC: Lets run with the wings. The wings are natural extensions, so they will take much energy to use. Reptiles have great endurance but can only be extremely active in bursts. Just flapping those wings might expend the Croc's attack strength. Also, Sharks and Crocs have mouths designed to grab and hold something, then chew it up into mulch. Those wings have two BULLSEYES strapped onto them as far as the Shark is concerned. So I think the wings will be a liability for this reason as well.

Now, as we see here, this fight is gonna end up either in the water or on the ground. In the water, the Croc has better maneuverability than on the ground. AND he can hold his breath. On the ground, he will wear out fast, just like the shark. If he's smart, he'll let the Shark chomp on his wings and drag them both on the ground or water. This will give the shark a false sense of security. When the shark lets his guard down, the Croc can move towards the Shark's tail and slowly work his way up, simultaneously destroying the Shark's appendages, and taking chunks out of the Shark. BUT, IS THE CROC SMART ENOUGH to consider this approach? I doubt it. One final note, IF the shark chomps down on the Croc's mouth first, the Croc will not have the strength to open his mouth. His strength is in his chomp. A man can keep the crocs mouth closed with one hand (if he is stupid enough to try it). A shark has no such limitation.

Overall, Im going with the Shark because of what that old lady said, "He's very good looking, so he will win."

Spunkyknight

Croc rules...Shark drools

Yeah sure shark has arms...big deal. Croc has arms AND legs AND a kickass tail. Whatchew gonna do Shark when those arms and legs and that tail run wild on you brotha?

Plus Shark ain't shit without that jetpack. I see Croc humoring Shark for a while before he rips off that jetpack and makes Shark his bitch. With the jetpack gone all Croc has to do is pick him up and break him like Bane broke Batman over his knee.

Batman came back...Shark won't.

Sean

Shark > Croc > Caveman > Astronaut

Heh, I don't really watch Adult Swim (as I don't get Cartoon Network), but I'm going to go with my general dislike of crocs and my love of sharks and say that Shark will win.

Also, cavemen all the way, no question about it.

Damn...I WANT MY FREAKIN' CABLE TV BACK!!!!

(Note to self: resume nagging the spouse about moving...)

Well after giving this much... much... hours and hours of pondering. I have decided that the Croc will win. Because of this simple fact. Sharks can't breath out of water. Now if for some reason this shark is able to breath air then the Shark takes it easy. But sadly I see nothing on him that would suggest he can breath air. :(

Can someone get Don King on the phone? He can make this happen! Maybe in she ShedAquirium in Chicago....

I got the crock in the 9th round.

Sharks are dumb Ashley, DUMB!! Croc is going to kick some serious shark arse!!

pixies rule, theyre playing my hometown but i had a meeting the day tickets went onsale and i missed out, but a couple of years ago i was a bouncer at the venue theyre playing so mabey i can get in anyway (in my best dick ritchie)

thats supposed to read (in my best dick ritchie((hope, hope)) )

Gidday folks,

being from dowununder, where we REALLY have crocs and sharks (often in the same place at the same time), and as with my fellow Commonwealth buddies, having no idea of to what this pertains, I can however *assure* you (because I saw it on a TV advert for a popular brand of beer) that "the crocs got all the sharks".

So ... no contest I reckon ...
;-)

Cool article!!!

Cool article!!!

Wil....more Guinness...less reality....

Sorry people the shark will win, the Great White can travel to such speeds of 20 mph when leaping at it's pray from underneith the water, not to mention it has great reflexes for it's size, it's bone crushing jaw and sharp razor teeth will be enough to take out any croc, no contest! Also if the Croc was flipped over it cannot move, therefore it's soft belly is easy access to the shark.

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