look up to the skies and see
Well, I never had time to write up the ApacheCon report . . . because I got a call late last night to audition for Alias at noon today.
Holy shit. Alias!
So I spent all last night, and most of this morning, preparing for the audition. I just got back from a fantastic What's My Line? performance, and since I need to "unwind" right now, I'll tell you all about my audition while it's still in my mind.
In Just A Geek, I wrote about how there are a ton of factors that I can't control when I go to an audition, and how important it is to work on the few factors that I can control. I love Alias almost as much as I love Jennifer Garner, so I ensured that everything I could control was absolutely perfect. The material was extremely well-written, so learning it was super easy. I made bold and clear character choices, and -- most importantly -- I decided that I was going to enjoy the opportunity to audition for one of the greatest shows on television.
The character was described as "early 30s, charmingly familiar." I'd love to say more, but I don't want to blow it for fans of the show, or piss off the writers . . . so that's all you get. :)
"'Familiar!' Hey! That's me!" I shouted across the living room to Anne, when I took the sides off the FAX machine last night.
"Yeah, you're totally That Guy," she said.
I was already excited about the audition, but when I saw the character described as "familiar", I got +5 excited, because I can actually be That Guy. Until I sort of went into semi-forced-semi-retirement a year or so ago, just about every part I auditioned for was not exactly for my "everyman" type, and it was incredibly frustrating (and documented in Just A Geek) to keep hearing "you're a great actor, but you're not [tall, short, sexy, scary, famous] enough for the part.
In retrospect, it wasn't surprising to hear those comments, because I kept auditioning for parts where no matter how skillful my performance was, I wasn't going to book the job, because my essences were wrong for the character. See, one of the factors completely beyond my control when I go into an audition are my essences. By that, I mean those certain things that I have so deeply embedded into my soul, I take them with me everywhere I go, no matter what I'm doing. If I'm playing a hero, or a villain, a leading man (quit laughing) or a nerdy neighbor, I'm always going to have this "I can relate to that guy" quality. I'm going to be a little too smart for my own good, and there will always be this faint sense of sadness, too. There's nothing I can do about that -- it's just part of who I am -- so if I have to play a character who is, well, let's just pick any random word . . . how about . . . edgy, for instance, I'm boned. I yam what I yam, as the wacky sailor used to say.
But while I worked on the scenes for today, I knew that I was already standing on a strong foundation, and that freed me up to develop an interesting character. I also got to do a whole lot of looking at Jennifer Garner on teh Intarweb . . . for, uhm . . . research, you know.
The call was at Disney, and I got there nice and early . . . but still waited almost 25 minutes to park my car. Apparently, today was "Bring your toddler to Disney for something" day, and the place was just swarming with happy families. A few years ago, it would have annoyed the crap out of me that I was delayed getting into my audition, but I instead thought to myself, "I bet this is slowing everyone down, so it won't actually make me late at all, in a relative sense. Maybe I should just enjoy the infectious happiness of these little kids." I took my own advice, and when I finally got to the writer's building (23, if you're scoring at home) I was in very high spirits. "I can't believe that I get to audition for fucking Alias!" I kept thinking.
I signed in, and saw that my friend and frequent WWdN commenter Keith Coogan had come in earlier in the day. I always like it when I see people I know on the sign-in sheet, as if I needed another reason to smile.
I read over my scenes while I waited, and when they took in the actor ahead of me (Eddie Kaye Thomas, best known as "Finch" from the American Pie movies), I stepped outside and ran over the scenes. I must have looked like one of those crazy actors who's outside acting to a tree or a bicycle (it was a folded up pingpong table for me, today) but I didn't care. I was going to go in there and give a great audition. I timed it perfectly -- when it was my turn to go into the room, I had read them over twice, and I was at the peak of readiness.
"I just want to warn you," the casting assistant told me as we walked down the hallway, "that there are about fifteen people in the room. It's like a pilot session in there."
I laughed. "I'll be sure to play to the back row," I said.
"This is Wil Wheaton," she said as we walked into the room.
The room was the same as ever: a huge conference table took up about 80% of the rectangular room, and about fifteen people sat across it, along its long edge They all nodded, or waved, or made some sort of friendly greeting. "Okay, this is totally not like a pilot session," I thought, "These people are way too nice."
There was a metal folding chair pushed against the table, presumably for the actors to sit in, but I had no intention of using it.
"Do you mind if I stand up for this?" I said.
"I think that would be appropriate," the casting director said, not unkindly.
I slated my name, and started the first of two scenes . . . which I won't describe, so I don't get sued.
When I was done with the first scene, one of the producers (clearly a Very Important Producer, by the way everyone deferred to him) looked right at me and said, "That was really wonderful!"
The rest of the room nodded in agreement, and though I couldn't tell if they were agreeing because of who he was, or because they actually agreed with his assessment of my performance, I have done this long enough to know when someone is full of shit or not, and this producer wasn't full of shit. His compliment was genuine, and that just doesn't happen very often anymore. It meant a lot to me.
"Thank you," I said, as I started the second scene.
I was totally off-book for both scenes, and gave a very solid performance. When I was done, I actually wanted to do a lame little dance out in the hallway, because I felt so happy with the work I'd done. I even allowed myself a happy thought: "I think I may have just booked a job!"
When I got to my car, I called Anne before I pulled out of my parking space.
"Did you get it?" She said.
"I won't know for a few hours . . . but I wouldn't change a single thing. I am so happy with my audition, Anne. It was awesome." I told her about the producer's compliment, and how I went in after Finch.
"That's so cool! Call me as soon as you know something." She said.
"Okay. I love you."
"You too."
I hung up, and drove home, where I spent the next few hours trying to catch up on e-mail (I got down from 500 unreads to 309 unreads in about two hours. Not too shabby!)
Around 5pm, while I was getting ready to leave for ACME, I got the phone call from my manger.
"They loved you, Wil." He said. "Everyone in that room responded to you very positively. . ."
We've had this conversation too many times. "But . . ." I said.
"But, you're not physically large enough for the part. They want someone who's much bigger than Jennifer Garner."
To be entirely honest, I wasn't surprised. I've had five auditions in the last six weeks, and for each part, I haven't gotten the job because of the way I look (I was too short for one, they changed another part to female, I wasn't "tough" enough for one, and I forget the other two, but it was pretty much the same thing.)
"Well," I said. "I'm not going to try to act like I'm not bummed . . . but goddammit."
"They're definitely going to bring you back in the future," he said.
"Did they say that?"
"No, but trust me."
"Okay," I said. I remembered how happy I felt when I walked out of the room. "I had a really good time, Chris." I told him about the producer who complimented me.
"Was it genuine?" He said.
"Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. That was awesome!"
"Good. You're doing the show tonight, right?" he said.
"Yeah. I'm actually about to leave right now."
"Well, break a leg. I'll talk to you tomorrow."
And that is the story of how I almost got to spend eight days acting like I was smitten with Jennifer Garner.
. . . yeah, "acting." That's it.
Comments
Oh man talk about an emotional rollercoaster ride there!
I was willing you to get that gig all the way through. I got a LOT of odd looks from my work colleagues as I kept muttering "Come on...come on..pick Wil!" under my breath.
I am so bummed you did not get the job, but at least you had fun. Right? Right??!
Posted by: Pete (UK) | November 18, 2004 01:43 AM
PS. Obligatory ‘Woot I got first post’
That is all citizens….
Posted by: Pete (UK) | November 18, 2004 01:44 AM
Aw...sorry to hear that. Alias is a very diverse show. I'm sure they loved you so much that they would create a character just for you! :D (If not, then you will definitely find something better!)
Posted by: teth | November 18, 2004 01:49 AM
BIG time congrats, Wil. I got through the first paragraph and spontaneously generated the second in real time without reading it.
And that "you'll be back" bit from the producer does sound promising, though of course you've been there before and know how much weight to put on it.
Meanwhile, some of us are still waiting for the Austin Linucon report. :-D
Best wishes for a continuingly great autumn.
Posted by: Bob P | November 18, 2004 01:57 AM
Aww, for a second there I thought I was gonna see you on TV again Wil. Glad to hear the auditon was more pleasant than some you've had in the past. As always best of luck in the future.
Posted by: Dennis | November 18, 2004 02:17 AM
I'd love to see you on Alias! I hope they do bring you back in for something special.
I'm struck by the graceful way you handled this whole situation, by the positive attitude you seem to be radiating all the way through the process. Go, you!
Posted by: Mae | November 18, 2004 02:28 AM
KICK ASS! Yes that's meant to be shouted. I know it's disappointing, not getting the part, but I am so proud of how positive you kept yourself through the whole process. It sounds like the whole thing was just fun for you, kind of like a play date but with friendly judges.
They always tell you that you fall in love when you aren't expecting it... I guess the same goes for auditions as well. Just when you say "Yes I am a writer now, I'm so glad I finally realized it," all of this camera stuff pops up!
Either way, you win! :)
Posted by: Erin | November 18, 2004 02:55 AM
Great story Wil! I love reading about your auditions. I too was hoping all the way through that the story would end with the fantastic news that you landed a big part. In fact, you know those shows where they turn to the camara and speak directly to the people in the middle of a scene? Well I keep expecting you to be telling one of these stories and then suddenly say "And guess what Alex, you're going to be seeing me on TV real soon!". hehehe. I think it's going to happen! Well, maybe not the telling me directly part, but you know. ;-)
Posted by: Alex | November 18, 2004 02:59 AM
Wil... nailing your auditions like that and having such a positive attitude about it, will payoff in the end. So bummed along with you and all us monkeys you didn't get the chance to have Jennifer Garner meet Uncle Willy in Bootytown!
MOJO for another Alias role
MOJO for another Alias role
MOJO for another Alias role
MOJO for another Alias role
MOJO for another Alias role
Posted by: edwoodca | November 18, 2004 03:05 AM
Is this the real life ?
Is this just fantasy ?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
(Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Your post headlines are like a cryptic crossword puzzle :)
Nice one, Wil. Very apt.
Posted by: Atul Chitnis | November 18, 2004 03:54 AM
Damn!
Alias is one of the few shows I actually watch.
Would have been cool to see you on it.
Posted by: Rob | November 18, 2004 04:08 AM
First time poster here. Have been reading your blog for a while, and have read both of your books. Awesome!! I am happy to see you happy and keeping focused on the positive. Hoping you get one of these parts soon, but happier that you are enjoying the process. Like they say... "Happiness is the journey, not the destination."
M.
Posted by: Melissa | November 18, 2004 04:36 AM
daaaaamn... that would have been a killer story to post... Wil and Jennifer f'in Garner. Monkey Monkey Monkey!
Posted by: rob | November 18, 2004 05:02 AM
Ok Wil, here's the thing... I don't watch Alias, but I would have for you man, just cause I think it'd be completely awesome! Ok, right... raving loon I suppose... so let me ask a question, if I may? Have you ever considered developing a pilot of your own? (notice, I'm praying you're reading this, and pretending there aren't thousands of people reading this and smirking at me)
I was actually thinking about this while lodged firmly in traffic on the way home yesterday. On the cable networks like TNN, FX, USA and others, they have some original programming, and then they spend a lot of time spewing crap (either rerun crap, or original crap). Then I thought that a guy like you would put together a good performance, and could probably put together a decent show. Maybe something like... you and Dustin Diamond doing an Internet startup, with the actress who played Kate on Drew Carrey as the business head... it could work, couldn't it? Decent cast... humorous people... fun to watch... and TNN would certainly have to give it a go, being that you ARE one of the stars of a certain show that they've based a large chunk of their lineup around.
Posted by: Gary | November 18, 2004 05:08 AM
Ah that totally rules, I have a good feeling about them calling you back in for future roles too.
Next time maybe you will land a role where Jennifer has to be smitten with you. :o
*evil grin*
Posted by: NephraTari | November 18, 2004 05:10 AM
I'm sorry that you didn't get the part Wil. Your writing is just getting better and better. I felt like I went to the audition with you which is just a testimony to your talent. You keep calling yourself a writer who used to be an actor but I think that being a writer makes you a better actor. You understand the beauty and composition of the language better. But I am not an actor at all. It looks like you impressed the producer so they may have you in mind or even create a role just for you in Alias. By the way, I enjoyed the little D&D reference in your post.
Posted by: Larry | November 18, 2004 05:19 AM
Bummer you didn't get the part.
Hopefully there will be a better part in the future, either on Alias or some other show.
Posted by: Cosmic Bob | November 18, 2004 05:23 AM
It's not that you're too big, Wil. It's that Miss Garner is just too small. They should have gotten her some lifts or had her stand on a box or something.
Posted by: Icelander | November 18, 2004 05:33 AM
Wow, I actually *watch* Alias (which is saying a lot since I don't really watch TV much and don't have cable (and hence can't watch all the STNG reruns or anything).
Too bad you didn't get the job, but I loved how jazzed you were about the audition! It would have been adorable to see you smitten with Jennifer Garner. Hey, is Keith Coogan taller than Jennifer Garner in heels (which is practically all she wears on the show, despite the constant need for butt-kicking action)?
Posted by: iyyak | November 18, 2004 05:35 AM
Great story Wil!
Sorry you didn't get the part, and I do hope you hear back from them for something else - Alias rocks.
Just an observation here.....you are in such a great place in your life that - knowing you did your best, even though you didn't get the part, was enough.
You've come a long way baby!
Can't wait for that poker blog?!?!?!
Sharfa
Posted by: Sharfa | November 18, 2004 05:44 AM
Well, at least you had a good audition. One would hope that producers and casting people remember those sorts of moments, and will bring you back when they have a character that fits you.
Maybe Hollywood is beginning to rediscover you...
Posted by: Eric in PA | November 18, 2004 05:47 AM
This girl in a class I'm taking always looks like Kristen Kreuk/Lana, and last night she was wearing a pink shirt that said WHEATON in big letters across her chest. Maybe that means you're actually destined for Smallville. :-D
Posted by: R | November 18, 2004 05:58 AM
Gee, I was just reading over on Jennifer Garner's blog about how she came "this close" [holds gorgeous index fingers 2mm apart] to getting to work with the author Wil Wheaton, but -- darn her essences -- she's too tall! Poor kid was really bummed out, but took it like a pro. At least she got to check him out on the web. For research, yeah, that's it.
Personally, I'm voting Wil & Jennifer in 2008. Cheers.
Posted by: Todd | November 18, 2004 05:58 AM
Good job Wil. Keep swinging.
And I'll join the chorus...
MOJO for another Alias role!
Posted by: Robert in Austin | November 18, 2004 06:31 AM
Alias? WOO-HOO!! I have all 3 seasons on DVD already. Don't be too bummed Wil, I just can't picture you taking Lena Olin's place as Irena. It's neat to know that the producers like you tho'. We will be looking for you on there as potentially...Marshall's cooler brother? Jack's biological yet unknown long lost son? Sydney's sisters boyfriends best friends hairdresser? At any rate it'd be cool to see you on there or LOST in one of the flashback scenes, you know so you don't actually have to go to the set in Hawaii or anything, yeah that'd suck.
Now if we could only pair up Wesley Crusher with Aeryn Sun.
Posted by: Joe | November 18, 2004 06:40 AM
I'm not gonna lie: I saw "Alias" and just started semi-hyperventilating.
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
!!
Okay, I'm done spazzing now. (Erm, externally, anyway.)
I'm really glad you had a great audition -- isn't it just SO satisfying when you know "you done good"? -- and I hope (HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE *crosses fingers*) that they DO bring you in at some point.
OhmanohmanohmanohmanohMAN!
Posted by: Kristan | November 18, 2004 06:41 AM
Damn, Wil, that F-ing sucks. I read your site often and I think I've only posted once before, but this one got to me. I'm glad you had a good time at the audition, but I choked up at the phone call you transcribed. Anyway, I still envy your success, with or without Alias. Jennifer Garner man...Jennifer Garner...
Posted by: Gudlyf | November 18, 2004 06:44 AM
I'm confused. Why would they even bring you in for an audition? Don't they already know how tall you are?
"Hey Wil's agent, is Wil much bigger than Jen? No? Oh, ok then. Thanks. Bye."
WTF?
Posted by: Peter | November 18, 2004 07:15 AM
Like you would have had time to work on Alias! I mean, how are you supposed to take your book tour to Canada when you're on a top-rated show. Sheesh.
In good news though this is really starting to look like its becoming a case of you don't get work until you're busy working.
Break a leg.
*wishing I was in Cali to take a trip to ACME*
Posted by: Mike the text browser | November 18, 2004 07:50 AM
being an actor always sounds like fun - until I hear a story like this. gaa. how you handle that sort of rejection ill never know ::hugs::
Posted by: Luka | November 18, 2004 07:58 AM
I'm just a small-town community theatre actor but I know that "not the right look" feeling all too well. I have to tell myself it's not a personal reflection on my skills, though sometimes it's hard. The best times though are as you say: when you are so happy with your audition that it feels like an accomplishment in itself.
Hope they do bring you back in...either for that or for "Lost". :)
Posted by: Laura | November 18, 2004 08:12 AM
I hope you get that call back Wil. Then I can start trying to get you brought over to the UK for the next Alias convention :-)
Posted by: Mark Weldon | November 18, 2004 08:23 AM
It just occurred to me.
I know what you need.
A T-shirt that you can wear to every audition.
A T-shirt that says,
(wait for it)
"Not X Enough"
You need to go to Cafepress and make one now.
And then, I *dare* you to wear it to every audition.
I double-dog dare you.
That'll be the key, man. Seriously. Have I ever led you astray?
(Okay, well, that one Wednesday doesn't count.)
MV
Posted by: MrsV | November 18, 2004 08:25 AM
That's AWESOME Wil. Hope to see you on that show one day Jennifer G. is fantastic!
Posted by: 1cutebird | November 18, 2004 08:33 AM
Wil,
First of all, wow. That was extremely well written. I really felt what you were feeling.
Second, I find it very inspiring how you manage to keep a positive attitude and your sense of humor in the face of disappointment. Hollywood is such a competitive business! Honestly, I don't understand why you don't book more work, you have soooo many fans and your sooo talented.
Something will come your way soon. It will. Promise.
Posted by: Laura Lynne | November 18, 2004 08:34 AM
Oh, man! Wil, I'm a longtime reader, first-time poster, and I was so rooting for you on this one that the final outcome hit me between the eyes like a cricket bat! But that's your job, I suppose. Well, one of them. ;)
I really hope they call you back for another role. Alias is an awesome show and, as much as I enjoy your writing, I'd love to see you on TV again.
Posted by: jason | November 18, 2004 08:46 AM
Oh Man... You lucky dog!
Even though you didn't get the part, you've gotten way closer than I would've ever gotten...
Just reading your account made me giddy... that's awesome!
Posted by: Adrian | November 18, 2004 08:59 AM
I bet it's just around the corner.
Lots of things are. I guess you'd better plan for it, eh?
Posted by: Russ | November 18, 2004 09:09 AM
Dang it! I so thought you had it! I totally would have watched that episode had you been on it. I dont even watch it or know when its on, but I'd totally find out. Maybe they'll bring you back as one of those tech scientist guys? That's what the shows about right?
Keep up the great work!
Posted by: adam | November 18, 2004 09:11 AM
Well, I looked up to the skies an saw Clouds an rain. Anyways,sorry you didn't get that part.There will be other . Hang in there.
Posted by: Don | November 18, 2004 09:14 AM
Wil,
That was a most awesome account of your audition. I was on pins and needles when I read the part about you "finding out" in a few hours...it took all I friggin had to keep from glancing down the page when I realized the outcome of your audition would be on that same post! I was totally bummed to say the least. You definitely took it better than I did. I must say though that your attitude about the whole process was amazing. I've always wanted to act but I couldn't even begin to imagine putting myself through that. The amount of sedatives required just to get my ass into the car would be obsene. I really do think and feel that you will be on Alias at one point, hell I don't even watch that show but like the other monkeys said, I'd watch it simply because you were on it. I'd love to see you on Six Feet Under and definitely Scrubs because with your wit and timing you would SO fit into that show. Talk about your extreme acting gigs huh? Something you are TOTALLY capable of by the way. Ok nuff ass kissing. I won't say good luck.
I'll say CONTINUED SUCCESS!
Posted by: Michael | November 18, 2004 09:22 AM
What a depressing line of work you're in Wil. Why not try something less stressful like perhaps a cashier at an adult book shop.
Posted by: Rick Krause | November 18, 2004 09:23 AM
That is totally awesome Wil! Alias is a really cool show. I own all three seasons on DVD and feel the show is only getting cooler.
Seeing you opposite Jennifer Garner would have been awesome.
MOJO for Wil on Alias.
Posted by: Steve | November 18, 2004 09:28 AM
Dude, I just had an idea. Maybe you've had it already, or maybe it's all this glue I'm sniffing. Anyway.
Maybe the point is that auditioning is the whole performance. So, it's not that you're reading for a part in some two hour movie, but you're *actually* performing in a one person, limited run, micro-act play for a captive audience.
And that's it. Performance art, baby! Microdrama!
Break a limb next time, Wil. Got my fingers crossed for you!
CU
Posted by: Chad Underkoffler | November 18, 2004 09:33 AM
I am so not sappy... but I found myself SO wanting you to get that part by the end of the entry.
Keep trucking, man... I think things are really about to explode for you.
Posted by: rob | November 18, 2004 09:43 AM
That was a great account of your experience, Wil. You really do have the knack of making me feel like I was right there with you.
But the best part was how your positive vibe came blazing through. I felt your excitement and confidence throughout the whole thing, and it lifted my own spirits just reading it. Although you didn't get this job, it seems obvious that the producers were impressed. Whether that will lead to future auditions remains to be seen, of course, but it can only add to your confidence level and smack the Voice of Self-Doubt right in the kisser.
Congrats on doing so well, and break a leg at your next ACME show.
Posted by: Dave Westbay | November 18, 2004 09:53 AM
Awesome post. You had me on the edge of my seat. For awhile there I was wondering if you'd get to make out with Jen.
Alias is one of my favourite shows in TV. I hope you get that guest appearance in the future and that it turns into a multi-episode thing.
Wil, you rock.
Posted by: delphine | November 18, 2004 09:56 AM
I saw Alias, and freaked! I haven't even read the rest of this entry. Please please PLEASE keep us updated! I friggin' love that show!
Posted by: Amber | November 18, 2004 09:56 AM
You are totally "That Guy" :) I was watching an old episode of "Get The Picture", and the kid-contestants were trying to guess what celebrity was up on the big screen:
Kid one: "Uhhh...Elvis?"
Kid two: "ELVIS!"
*silence*
Kid one: "Wil Wheaton!"
*DING!*
(I think the jean jacket threw them off)
Posted by: Mike | November 18, 2004 09:59 AM
Maybe I should have read the rest of the posting before getting excited. Sorry to hear you didn't get it. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed they liked you enough to cast you in another part.
Posted by: Amber | November 18, 2004 10:26 AM
OK - First, I have to concur with everything everybody above said about it sucking that you didn't get the part... That being said - Don't Despair!
Honestly, it seems that you and John Cusack have a lot in common with the whole "familiar guy" syndrome - not utterly muscle-bound or buff, not insanely 80's rich-guy handsome, not nastily mean, just - approachable. In a wonderful, totally honest way that can appeal to pretty much everyone who either sees, meets or reads your stuff - especially younger women and men who are tired of seeing cookie-cutter characters. I don't know what John's trick is for getting plum jobs, but I know that they're out there for you - you simply need to keep looking.
Good luck to you!
~M
Posted by: Merripan | November 18, 2004 11:16 AM
Loved reading your "Almost Famous" article. Too bad though,you were sooo close! But do you know how lucky you were to do what most of us boring office dwellers just dream about. How cool for you!
Since you couldn't reveal what part you were reading for(can't afford to get sued)...maybe when that episode airs (or is about to) you could let us know so that we can see who you competition was.
Anyway, good luck in the future and I know I speak for all of us, hope to see you on our favorite show soon!
Posted by: Tammy | November 18, 2004 11:20 AM
Hey Wil,
Congrats. Can you please explain what it means when you're "off-book" for your audition?
Thanks,
~Tor
Posted by: Tor Bjornrud | November 18, 2004 11:27 AM
Dammit!
I'm sorry Wil.
It's my fault, really.
There's only so much Acting MoJo floating around in the Aether, and it appears I used more than my share while auditioning for Bat Boy, the Musical.
Hopefully it'll replenish during the time when i'm not auditioning, and you'll get the call for that 'Future Part' on Alias, and maybe even get some time alone with JG...
Again, my apologies. I didn't think a little show in Alaska would have such cosmic charmic consequences
Posted by: leif | November 18, 2004 11:31 AM
"Can you please explain what it means when you're "off-book" for your audition?"
Tor, what this means is that an actor was given the script ahead of time in order to better familiarize emself with it. Wil simply took the time to memorize his lines, so that he could better immerse himself into "the moment" of being that character, instead of having to break out and look at the page.
Not every audition is set up like this, but it's always great when you have the opportunity. It seems that it happens more often with TV and Movies than stage -- although I only have very limited movie and TV experience.
Posted by: leif | November 18, 2004 11:36 AM
Wow. I hope you beat out "Finch". Great Vegas write up. The Mirage is one of my favorite places on Earth. Ah... you know Halverson is in love with JenGarner?
Posted by: Pauly | November 18, 2004 11:47 AM
I love your ability... determination to stay on the positive side. To see it through. So, when the ugly hits, you can still look back & see the fun, the good you did.
It will come, THE role.
Thank you for all that you give back.
Posted by: SeekingPlumb | November 18, 2004 11:58 AM
I totally missed you by like five minutes. I'm bummed neither of us landed the part, it WAS well written. Wil is correct, they were very nice. Wil's agent is also correct, if they liked you at all, they will bring you back when they have something in mind that you'll be right for. This was that audition for me. When I saw the "charmingly familiar" description of the character, I thought I was a shoe-in. If anybody suffers from the "You're that guy in that show" syndrome, it's good ol' Coogan. But alas, it was not meant to be. If I wasn't tall enough for the part, why call me in? If they just cast a tall dude because he was tall, then please just simply cast me sight unseen the next time they have a call for a SHORT guy. To be honest, I'm bitter. I wanted the role. My dissapointment is in direct proportion to how badly I wanted the part in the first place. There are at least 60,000 S.A.G. actors out here in L.A. I have experience, I have a not-too-ugly visage, a modicum of talent, fresh headshots. It gets especially hard when "friends" say, "Hey, you know what movie you should have been in?" or "You would have been perfect in such and such project". My response has always been, "No, I should have been in Adventures in Babysitting. I would have been perfect in "Cousins" Etc....
I have to keep reminding myself, we get the roles that we are right for, not the roles that we want. It sucks feeling out of control, but that is the life of an actor.
Sorry you did not land "Sam Hauser". If I didn't get the part,(which is pretty self evident, considering it started shooting today), I wish it could have been you. Oh well. Next time brother.
I wonder if Sean ever feels like this? There are only a few people I can relate to, and feel like I have a shared experience with. That very short list includes, or included Wil Wheaton, Sean Astin, Jake Busey, Corey Feldman, River, Haim, Scott Grimes, David Mendenhall, Meredith Salenger, Roxanna Zal, Drew Barrymore, Nicole Eggert, David Faustino, Rick Schroeder, Jason Bateman, Justine, Kim Fields, Tammy Lauren, and maybe Scott Baio. I know that we don't talk very much, but Wil, I know we understand each other. I think a cool project would be to have interviews with all of the survivors above. A kind of Child Star Confessions. Something that would show people what it's like to grow up in this industry. I think something like that would be absolutely fascinating. I know my life has been interesting, but for people to understand how different it is to grow up working, to have house payments to make by the age of ten, they really have to live through it. I have no understanding of what a "normal childhood" is supposed to be like. Has that screwed me up permanently as an adult, or do I have even more tools than the average 30-something? When I talk to people like Corey, or Scott, or Wil, it seems like the most normal thing of all. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I need to talk to someone who has gone though or is going through the same kind of shit I am. Things are different when you hit your thirties. But I don't know how far off I am from the "normal, healthy, centered" people.
See, it's shit like the "Alias" audition that brings this stuff up for me from time to time. I've been through it so many times, but as I get older, the stakes seem to be higher.
To sum up....
Good job on the audition, Wil. It sounds like you did your best. I wished I could have run into you, but maybe next time. Hey, I got an email from Rachel and Robin Bush regarding the Keith V.S. show. It was forwarded from Allison Ingram. They suggest I might get a kick out of being on the game show panel. Do you think Keith would like me as a guest panelist? Do you think I should call him?
Anyway, take it easy.
-Coogan
Posted by: Keith Coogan | November 18, 2004 12:03 PM
Does Keith Coogan have a blog of his own? If not, i think he should!! I know i would read it, he has some very interesting ideas.
Posted by: G | November 18, 2004 12:28 PM
It is too bad that you didn't get the part. But you were in the minds of the producers, right?
I know how you feel, I am looking for work now. Its hard to keep going when you have a stack of rejection letters weighing you down. Makes me want to curse, loudly! Oooohhhhh.......Crap!! There it went. I feel better.
Posted by: Jeremy Sharp | November 18, 2004 12:29 PM
COOL AS FROST BITE!!!, *HAPPY CHEESY DANCE* Oh- may-good-ness-Alias, yea!! way to go.Its time to smile Kool-Aid style:-D.
Posted by: Nathalie Marroquin | November 18, 2004 12:37 PM
COOL AS FROST BITE!!!, *HAPPY CHEESY DANCE* Oh- may-good-ness-Alias, yea!! way to go.Its time to smile Kool-Aid style:-D.
Posted by: Nathalie Marroquin | November 18, 2004 12:38 PM
I really like Alias, and it would have been nice to see you on there. Personally, I'd like to see you do some darker stuff. But where we aren't sure if you are up to no good or not. Practically everyone on Alias is *one of those*, so I hope you get a call back on day.
And about being bigger than Jen, like, um, can't they do the right camera angles, and let you stand on stuff? I remember when the Hirogen (sp?) were first on Voyager, they were supposed to be over 10 feet tall, and they looked it. Later on though, they were quietly shortened. Lazy buggers!
And I'm going to say something now, I hope you are still reading Wil. You enjoy writing, you enjoy acting. Have you thought about penning some scripts for television? I realise that's easier said than done, but i think you've got the chops for it. Or maybe you, Keith, and some of the people on his list could do an independent film. Straight to video is good enough for me, since my young kids prevent me from going to theatres anyway. I guess I'm saying you've made some opportunities for yourself, why not these things too.
And Keith Coogan, dude! where's yer blog at?
Posted by: anc | November 18, 2004 12:51 PM
Bummer that you didn't get it, Wil. I don't like the show or Jennifer Garner, but I would have watched it if you were on!
But hey. At least you got to see Keith Coogan and Eddie Kaye Thomas. :)
Posted by: ellymae58 | November 18, 2004 12:52 PM
Wil -- if I may call you that -- just wanted to say.
I gave up acting years and years ago, because I could never get any good parts. I was taller than all the leading men, you see. Had to play the 'character' actresses. So, I quit.
I'm very glad you did not do the same thing. Keep at it, guy. Your role will come again.
Lisa
Posted by: Lisa | November 18, 2004 12:59 PM
oh wow that is awesome!
Sorry you didn't get the part
but still.
I hope they really want you back for the show at some point.
Posted by: Jennifer | November 18, 2004 01:09 PM
Dude, thats cool as hell. You could have played the guy who beats the hell out of Ben Affleck. Oh, wait, thats real life. Do you live near him? Because the whole him and Jennifer Garner thing really bums me out.
I'm sure they'll find a role for you, my first thought was as one of Marshall's smart guys. It'd be a fun role, and you could be all geeky at the same time! And Marshall's short, so no need for lots of height when he's in the room. Hope it all works out for you.
Posted by: Kevin | November 18, 2004 01:35 PM
Wil:
Great job! I don't usually watch "Alias" myself, but would have if you'd gotten the part. You just gotta keep trying. Something that's right for you will eventually come your way.
I think too, since your writing is getting better and better, what about being a writer on a TV series or even as somone suggested above, developing your own pilot?
Remember, we live in the greatest country on earth and opportunities are only limited by our own limitations or what we suppose to be limitations.
Anythings possible....
Regards
Posted by: Doc | November 18, 2004 02:36 PM
Hey Wil - it does my heart good to hear that you are taking the auditions so well! I have to say that I have watched alot of your acting and you really are great! The one thing that alot of other actors do NOT have that you do, is character. This can be discovered from reading your books (which I have) or from simply watching you act.
I think that big acting jobs will come to you, and that you are definitely using the right attitude!
Take care,
Mark
Posted by: Mark Wylie | November 18, 2004 02:45 PM
I believe I was the first to mention it when we heard about the "secret" gig before...Wil, you should be Marshall's brother - you are perfect for it, and I'm hoping that someone at Alias has read/is reading/Wil read this (yes, that was an intentional typo) and realize how perfect you are for this. And to top it off, how cool would it be for your character to be a scientist/inventor (like Marshall) and you would get to say the ULTRA COOL 'bad robot' in the show?
Geez, now the inner-geek/wanna-be script writer is breaking out. Time to put him away and enjoy a beer while I watch a DVD.
Hest of luck Wil!
Posted by: Andrew | November 18, 2004 02:48 PM
I am new to these blogg journals but I am familiar with you. I have been sitting in this chair for about five minutes trying to think of something to say that wouldn't sound lame. Can't come up with anything so I will just say "Sorry you didn't get the part."
Posted by: Madie | November 18, 2004 02:54 PM
Wil:
when I was a brand new, young and neurotic actor, my agent and I had a talk about "winning the audition" even if you don't "win the role".
Congrats... and yep, I agree with your manager they'll call back.
Posted by: JB | November 18, 2004 03:54 PM
wil,
congrats on the audition for 'alias' and i hope you get through next time around, you strike me as the sorta person that should get a chance at a gig like that.
p.s., not sure how 'far and wide' people come from to read WWdN, but you've defintely got a reader from the isle of Barbados (in the Caribbean).
good luck.
Posted by: somethingoetheother | November 18, 2004 04:14 PM
Bummer about the outcome, but I'm glad you had such a good experience while the audition was happening. fwiw, this blog entry is incredibly vivid and charming, and I really dug reading it, even though the story ended the way it did.
Posted by: Rachel | November 18, 2004 04:50 PM
Definately would have been cool to see you on Alias. Always like to see my fave actors on shows that I love.
And I too will ask the question. Does Keith Coogan have a blog? I will admit to being a closet 'Don't Tell Mum The Babysitter's Dead' fan and would love to read anything he has to say.
Fingers crossed for you Wil that they call you back for something bigger and better on Alias in the future.
Lauren
Posted by: Lauren Carter | November 18, 2004 05:16 PM
{All of this is in response to Coogan. I already responded to Wil:}
Oh my. Coogan can certainly ramble when he wants to. :)
"I have experience, I have a not-too-ugly visage, a modicum of talent, fresh headshots."
That's a start. But do you have a blog? How's your hair?
"I have to keep reminding myself, we get the roles that we are right for, not the roles that we want. It sucks feeling out of control, but that is the life of an actor."
Seriously for a moment: I believe in fate. In relation to acting, I guess the right roles come at the right time. Even if that role is in a movie like Python.
"That very short list includes, or included Wil Wheaton, Sean Astin, Jake Busey, Corey Feldman, River, Haim, Scott Grimes, David Mendenhall, Meredith Salenger, Roxanna Zal, Drew Barrymore, Nicole Eggert, David Faustino, Rick Schroeder, Jason Bateman, Justine, Kim Fields, Tammy Lauren, and maybe Scott Baio."
{laughing audibly}
I'm trying to figure out which parts of that entire paragraph are honest and which are just smart-ass commentary.
Bateman is on one of the funniest shows on TV. Drew is one of the coolest actresses I know (and it would be cool to run into her while she's in town shooting but that's unlikely because I NEVER run into any well-known actors here even though I live just blocks from Yorkville).
Corey was on The Surreal Life. You don't want that.
"I need to talk to someone who has gone though or is going through the same kind of shit I am."
My aunt is a psychiatrist in the Palisades. I can hook you up. She's never been a child actor though. Or an actor of any age.
Here's an idea for you guys: Come to Canada and steal roles from Canadians. A lot of ours go off to your end of the world anyhow. Apparently Haim is living around here (Toronto) somewhere.
Posted by: Delphine (andrea) | November 18, 2004 05:37 PM
Dude, that sucks, I'm sorry about that, still there's always more research that can be done on Jennifer Garner so when they call you back you'll be super-prepared!
Posted by: alex | November 18, 2004 05:57 PM
for Keith Coogan:
I'm sure that you and Wil both know a few peeps in Hollywood who're either totally well-known or else in the more indie-related side of things who could help you guys do some sort of a take on your idea of showing what it's like for former child actors who're still alive, still in Hollywood and some have "made it" whereas others are struggling. I mean, Sean Astin is one of the few who's actually made a total and complete come-back from "no man's land" and Drew Barrymore has always seemed to maintain the spotlight, but there are so many more people who I remember watching in theaters when I was younger (and I almost idolized them) and I wondered if they'd still be around on the screens today. It's all about connections, right? Isn't it possible to start something up yourselves? I'd think that after Wil has had this site going for so long and even published two books that he'd be able to land some nice jobs in Hollywood, and yet he struggles to get stuff. Most of us who read this site support Wil and Keith, am I right? Can't we start some kind of an underground movement to get them back onto tv and the big screens? There's gotta be a way!
Posted by: Nicci | November 18, 2004 06:12 PM
Super very cool. Congrats. It's your perspective that keeps me coming back. Many other people wouldn't have looked at this experience so positively.
Posted by: Almost Lucid (Brad) | November 18, 2004 06:32 PM
aw that's a bummer about Alias. I really love that show and wish it would hurry up and come back on already!
Personally I think they should put you in a scene with Marshall and it would be like geek heaven!
Hope they do bring you in for something thoguh. it would be excellent to see you on one of my favorite shows!
Posted by: Raeann | November 18, 2004 06:59 PM
> ... or *piss off* the writers ...
Maaaate .... you've been hanging around with too many ANZACS .... since when did you USians start using *piss off* in the correct vernacular? ;-)
Bummer about the role, cool you were good with the audition, it's great when you're "in the zone" regardless of the outcome, and as with other posts, I reckon they called you in to check you out for another part later, so .... mucho MOJO .... maaaate ....
Posted by: Cassie | November 18, 2004 07:39 PM
Wil,
I enjoyed reading your posting about the Alias audition, and I'm sorry that you lost the part because of a few inches. I was thinking that Danny Devito must run into that problem a lot. Maybe that's why you see him directing more than acting.
I don't have all of the answers but don't give up hope. Do you act because you like to perform? Reading and doing improv should help to feed that need. Have you ever thought about community theatre for fun? I hope you're not offended that I suggested that. My mind is playing the scenes from "Come Along Polly" when Sandy was playing in Jesus Christ Superstar and the dad gave this profound simple speech. I can't remember the words and don't really know if they apply.
I'm losing my train of thought so I'll end the madness now. Just don't lose hope. You certainly have lots of support here.
Posted by: Linda | November 18, 2004 10:36 PM
Wil,
When I read you had an audition for Alias, I stopped reading for a moment and thought about it. It made sense. I'm a big fan of Alias, and JJ Abrams in general, and I can definitely see you in his stuff. Was disappointed when I read you didn't get the part. I have a feeling they will call you back.
Posted by: Dave | November 18, 2004 10:40 PM
Here's a nice page about Keith Coogan if you're interested:
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?KeithCoogan
Posted by: Linda | November 18, 2004 10:43 PM
Hi Wil
I am so Sorry you didn't get the Part Wil Hopefully if they know what's good for them they will hire you for Alias in the Future
I'm sure it would be acting if you were oposite Jennifer
Who isn't Smitten with her
She is just Beautiful
Anyway Dude GoodLuck with getting on Alias one day
Posted by: Teena | November 19, 2004 05:43 AM
Keith Coogan as in your co star from TOY SOLDIERS? hee hee hee. He's a great actor like you Wil. I watched all his movies like I have of yours. I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the job, but I do occationally catch Teen Titans just to hear your voice. LOL Maybe they will create a role for you on Alias. Anyway for christmas I might be ordering both your books to read. I'm sending ya mojo dude for you.
morgan
Posted by: morgan | November 19, 2004 06:01 AM
> because my essences were wrong
Wil! There might be children reading this!
Posted by: Tukla Ratte | November 19, 2004 08:23 AM
Whew! I can't tell you how my heart stopped when it looked like I wouldn't be able to woo you and your manager with a project that I wrote with you as the only person in mind for the lead character.
Email me and I'll give you a brief synopsis.
I'm not kidding. This isn't a "we think you would be perfect for this role" type of situation, this is a "what the eff will I do if he doesn't want it" type of situation.
I even tried to beg Mike for your manager's contact info.
Posted by: Kevin | November 19, 2004 09:03 AM
Geez. Don't they know how many WWdN readers they'd add to their viewing public if they chose you??
I can't even imagine what it's like to hear "not X enough" all the time...yikes. But I concur - a very well-written account indeed!
Posted by: R | November 19, 2004 09:37 AM
Good story man. Thanks.
Posted by: mcsey | November 19, 2004 09:50 AM
I hope they cast you into a role. It would be great to see you kick some ass with Jennifer, or at least get your ass kicked by Jennifer.
Posted by: David | November 19, 2004 10:02 AM
You should be thankful that you didn't still get that one part after they changed it to a female.
Posted by: scratch | November 19, 2004 10:03 AM
Wow, Alias. One of my favorite shows, I am bummed, you would have been great. I keep hoping as much as you do that you book one of these jobs, I miss seeing you on TV.
Posted by: Robert | November 19, 2004 10:13 AM
oooh, I can completely symphathize (i didnt spell that right..did I?) with the size thing. Youre too short, Im to tall. Im 6'1 and anywhere from a half-head to a head taller than most of the guys in the Theater crowd at the University.
I hope they really do bring you back. Good luck!
Posted by: Sandie K | November 19, 2004 10:19 AM
not large enough, wtf? dude, you're HUGE.
Posted by: drow | November 19, 2004 10:21 AM
If they were smitten with you then they will probably bring you back for something. Besides in that type of show, it isn't that hard to come up with a new character. So what could you be?
Well Marshall isn't as big as Jennifer Garner, they could have a Marshall type person working on the bad side countering him with the same moves he's doing. You could be one of Tarantino's henchmen when he's on again (he has to be on again) hell, you could BE Rambaldi. Endless possiblilities
Posted by: Jess | November 19, 2004 11:33 AM
Alias sucks anyway. Hold out for a spot on that show Charmed. Rrrrrrowwww
Posted by: Drew | November 19, 2004 12:25 PM
Ah, as are the tough breaks. Though it's great that they're thinking of bringing you back for something!
Posted by: Tim | November 19, 2004 12:31 PM
Great story. Hope they get a part in mind for you because Alias needs an edgy guy like you.
Posted by: Ness | November 19, 2004 01:25 PM
ANTICIPATED SILVER LINING . . . They were so impressed that they write a part for you and call you back to be a REGULAR! How awesome would that be?! My 13-yr-old daughter and I are Alias addicts. We are in rehab right now because of Alias withdrawal, and making do with Joan of Arcadia and American Dreams -- both cool shows.
Posted by: Geri | November 19, 2004 01:45 PM
i saw the commentary wil did on stand by me and one can notice that essence of wil right away
i really can't picture wil being the leading man that gets the girl or the villain.
but from the sounds of it he really did good at the audition in this case if he did so good shouldn't he get the part no matter the look they can put a funky wig on him and some platforms and he's set!
that geeky essece is cool i think
Posted by: sarah | November 19, 2004 05:29 PM
"i really can't picture wil being the leading man that gets the girl or the villain."
....but he got Ashley Judd that one time!!! You can't do much better than that!
Posted by: Nicci | November 19, 2004 07:39 PM
well, poop :( (But good for you for not giving up - I wanna see me some Wil Wheaton! - and for your positive comments.)
Debi
Posted by: Debi | November 19, 2004 11:59 PM
Does Keith Coogan have a blog of his own? If not, i think he should!! I know i would read it, he has some very interesting ideas.
I wish he did...LOL....I love Keith almost as much as I love Wil....heheh if this was Keith's blog that comment would be reveresed lol....but i would love to know what was going on in the life of Keith....even told him that via email myself a few months ago.....
Posted by: Molli | November 20, 2004 12:07 AM
Holy Crap I couldn't do what you do for a living. The first bad rejection I got and I'd be a sniveling mess. Too bad you didn't get the part, I've always wondered how you'd do as a villian. Did I miss something, or have you heard back from the CSI people?
Posted by: Lawless1 | November 20, 2004 05:40 AM
Great story Wil. A great example why i keep visiting your site regularly, to read stories from life and to learn from them.
All the best to you and your family.
Posted by: Rex | November 20, 2004 11:10 AM
Wow dude, not only am I tipped off to your hilarious "back from the grave you made for me, world" website/success in life, but the first time I visit it I have the pleasure of this great journal entry.
Loving it is totally what any creative endeavour is about; even the parking lots being choked with little M-I-C-E and just feeding off of it. It's nice to hear from someone in "the biz" about these sort of experiences and changes in attitude and approach, espeically since "the biz" is so typically and generally portrayed (and as likely /is/, for all I know) as heartless and humourless (I cite the feeling your description of the audition room garnered (no, no coincidence =)): instantly cold and corporate).
That lady was touched by your performance because you loved it, and were totally about that being your vehicle for living at the moment, whether you were right or shite for the part. It's like old Bogart movies: by today's standard he'd be a total wimp to look at, but to see him knock yer man flat in Treasure of Sierra Madre is to see the tough inside, that hasn't to do with looks.
Man, nice to know you're enjoying what you do. I don't recall whether I hated Wesley or not, but for sure I was jealous 'cause he got to hang around with Troy and his "older woman"-attractive choreographer mom. + All those cool dudes - friggin' Geordi LaForge? It may not count as hate, but I'd strange /most/ dorky teenagers for a chance to bomb around such a cool set with Lavar. Damn straight!
Posted by: Jon | November 20, 2004 12:29 PM
Sorry you didn't get the part, Wil. And hey, I bet Jen Garner is sorry too! Or... you know... really depressed or something. Or ambivalent. But that doesn't mean she doesn't care! Oh... yeah, it does... ok.
Just razzin' ya. Good work with the audition.
You know what I've noticed? Now that you know that writing is your "thing," you're free, baby! Free to do an audition any way you want because, hey, that's just your Side Gig (TM).
Good luck!
Posted by: J. Kevin | November 20, 2004 07:56 PM
As ever, thanks Wil for telling it like it is, audition-wise. All part of the therapy for us ex- and current struggling actors.
Hope you got my email.
Posted by: Jen K | November 20, 2004 09:50 PM
"I'm going to be a little too smart for my own good, and there will always be this faint sense of sadness, too."
Although you may be loathe to hear it, it's exactly these qualities which added that "little something extra," as they say, that made your appearances in the likes of Stand By Me and Star Trek so terrific.