Ha! That's great. Maybe you and Ahnold can be running mates, you can have the whole scifi platform, Geeks for a better America. Hey, someone should actually start that one. Too bad your political view are opposite. Oh well.
Hmmm. Just a thought but, while looking through your archives I noticed a few political views scattered here and there. I was wondering if you had any plans to include a spot on your site devoted entirely to political observations and maybe a reference to certain websites you frequent?
So all you gotta do in the next 13 years is learn how to disappear at critical times, fade into the background, make impotent speeches, and be ready to take the power and run if someone figures out how to assassinate a cartoon character.
hmmm
you do live in CA
I think you should run for governor first
but you know - i could really see you being in a city office -- is that something you thought about trying?? Sorry I'm in TX so until you run for Pres I can't vote for you
Will you promise a transporter in every home? And declare WPT broadcast days national holidays for all Americans? If so, you tooootally have my vote...
Darwin up there while you take your oath of office? Best. VP. Ev-ah.
Hmmm...I think you're too logical to play second banana to a guy who talks to monkeys. (oh...ouch.)
On the other hand, you could pressure foreign dignitaries into signing treaties by making them lose their shirts in poker, you could lead the first improv game press conferences, and you'd most likely run things by the Prime Directive.
And when the monkey gives that guy Ebola, you da MAN!
I almost never write to you because what I say is mostly meaningless, but I did want to let you know herein that the political harangues that you write are my favorite reading of all. I have never hated a President before in all of my 55 years of life, but you know that I hate this one, although it is hard to know whether he is the fool being led around by hidden, powerful men, or if he is actually making these idiotic and murderous decisions himself, having destroyed those who have gotten in his way. Either way, a dangerous fool leads our country and we are stuck with him for another three years. I feel ill even writing about him.
Well, damn - that honestly almost makes me wish I lived in the States. I'd vote for you in a heartbeat, Wil! But I must say, 13 years is a long time. Le Sigh.
"One small step for Wil, one giant leap for geek-kind!" you've got my vote! ooh better yet, could i be press secretary? my friends can tell ya, i'm good at talking!
Obviously you are smarter than the monkey in office. But you are smarter than a great deal of America, 51% who think they are mandated by said monkey, I believe. I'd vote for you, that is for sure. But since DC seems to corrupt even the noblest and most intelligent, you are probably best off staying out here in the real world and fixing the system one revolution in the bloggosphere (and beyond!) at a time. Cheers and let us know when the campaign begins.
Thanks Wil, this just made my day consider I've spent the last couple hours reading webcomics! Yay! I'd put in a plug for my favorite, but I don't like putting in plugs.
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YES! A man for the geeks! Go WIl, GO! :)
Posted by: RipRyder | June 7, 2005 12:43 PM
hehehehe
the monkeys are taking over the world.
finally, someone i can vote for and not worry about it.
hope this means you're feeling even better, wil.
peace,
ender
Posted by: enderFP | June 7, 2005 12:43 PM
YES! A man for the geeks! Go WIl, GO! :)
Posted by: RipRyder | June 7, 2005 12:43 PM
YES! A man for the geeks! Go WIl, GO! :)
Posted by: RipRyder | June 7, 2005 12:44 PM
Ha! That's great. Maybe you and Ahnold can be running mates, you can have the whole scifi platform, Geeks for a better America. Hey, someone should actually start that one. Too bad your political view are opposite. Oh well.
Posted by: bermanism | June 7, 2005 12:45 PM
Dang, sorry about the multiples. :)
Posted by: RipRyder | June 7, 2005 12:46 PM
SWEET. Can I be your Secretary of Defense?
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Posted by: pylonian | June 7, 2005 12:47 PM
Hmmm. Just a thought but, while looking through your archives I noticed a few political views scattered here and there. I was wondering if you had any plans to include a spot on your site devoted entirely to political observations and maybe a reference to certain websites you frequent?
Posted by: AmericanSailor | June 7, 2005 12:57 PM
So all you gotta do in the next 13 years is learn how to disappear at critical times, fade into the background, make impotent speeches, and be ready to take the power and run if someone figures out how to assassinate a cartoon character.
Posted by: naiah christine earhart | June 7, 2005 12:58 PM
Hate to break this to ya, Wil...
...but you're no Jack Kennedy. ;-)
--AJ
Posted by: AJ | June 7, 2005 1:10 PM
Here's a thought: Miami Vice President...
Posted by: Low-Key | June 7, 2005 1:11 PM
Hopefully you'll be over mono by then - political office gives you lupus.
Posted by: davelog | June 7, 2005 1:28 PM
And did you remember to ask your wife first?
:)
(and yes, I am the idiot that posted this message already to the wrong entry)
Posted by: Smiling Jack | June 7, 2005 1:45 PM
"We'll CRUSHER the competition"?
Oh my lord.
Posted by: doriette | June 7, 2005 1:49 PM
hmmm
you do live in CA
I think you should run for governor first
but you know - i could really see you being in a city office -- is that something you thought about trying?? Sorry I'm in TX so until you run for Pres I can't vote for you
Posted by: Reddy | June 7, 2005 1:50 PM
Cheesy. But definitely funny. I'm highly amused.
Posted by: Tenga | June 7, 2005 2:44 PM
Will you promise a transporter in every home? And declare WPT broadcast days national holidays for all Americans? If so, you tooootally have my vote...
Darwin up there while you take your oath of office? Best. VP. Ev-ah.
Posted by: eyduck | June 7, 2005 3:01 PM
OK, math is not my strong suit, but . . .
2005 +
13 =
2018
However, if we're talking the Presidential elections, they'd be held in either 2016 or 2020.
So now I'm really curious -- Vice President of what? The possibilities are endless!
Posted by: Jester | June 7, 2005 3:13 PM
You got my vote! Hehe...
Posted by: Alex | June 7, 2005 3:16 PM
Best of luck!
Please don't take personally the flair that I feel the need to color on.
Posted by: kmsqrd | June 7, 2005 3:23 PM
That was fucking hilarious. Must look more into this commic...
Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Devyn | June 7, 2005 4:23 PM
Hmmm...I think you're too logical to play second banana to a guy who talks to monkeys. (oh...ouch.)
On the other hand, you could pressure foreign dignitaries into signing treaties by making them lose their shirts in poker, you could lead the first improv game press conferences, and you'd most likely run things by the Prime Directive.
And when the monkey gives that guy Ebola, you da MAN!
Posted by: slackferno | June 7, 2005 5:45 PM
Hey, there's enough time between now and whichever this election will be to start a whole new party!
The Geek party! Plenty of time to work on a party platform and all that political goodness.
Go Geek!
Posted by: ShelaghC | June 7, 2005 6:30 PM
Wil,
Long entry and I'm glad that you felt like doing it. You can't ever get sick again.
FG
Posted by: FABIAN | June 7, 2005 10:05 PM
Sorry. I stand personally corrected by Zach Miller. Monkey does not have Ebola. I'm pretty sure Joe does.
Posted by: slackferno | June 7, 2005 11:44 PM
Mr. Wheaton;
I almost never write to you because what I say is mostly meaningless, but I did want to let you know herein that the political harangues that you write are my favorite reading of all. I have never hated a President before in all of my 55 years of life, but you know that I hate this one, although it is hard to know whether he is the fool being led around by hidden, powerful men, or if he is actually making these idiotic and murderous decisions himself, having destroyed those who have gotten in his way. Either way, a dangerous fool leads our country and we are stuck with him for another three years. I feel ill even writing about him.
Thanks for listening.
Steve L.
Posted by: Buxtehude | June 8, 2005 4:45 AM
Wil,
Well, damn - that honestly almost makes me wish I lived in the States. I'd vote for you in a heartbeat, Wil! But I must say, 13 years is a long time. Le Sigh.
Posted by: Kaytlyn LeBlanc | June 8, 2005 4:49 AM
Cute. I hope it's on your calendar. :)
And the campaigning starts.... NOW.
Posted by: AT | June 8, 2005 8:07 AM
"One small step for Wil, one giant leap for geek-kind!" you've got my vote! ooh better yet, could i be press secretary? my friends can tell ya, i'm good at talking!
Posted by: shewhobeatsass | June 8, 2005 12:45 PM
Obviously you are smarter than the monkey in office. But you are smarter than a great deal of America, 51% who think they are mandated by said monkey, I believe. I'd vote for you, that is for sure. But since DC seems to corrupt even the noblest and most intelligent, you are probably best off staying out here in the real world and fixing the system one revolution in the bloggosphere (and beyond!) at a time. Cheers and let us know when the campaign begins.
Posted by: Running2Ks | June 8, 2005 4:16 PM
Heck, I would vote for you, but then I'm Canadian :D
Posted by: Glyn Evans | June 9, 2005 8:41 AM
Thanks Wil, this just made my day consider I've spent the last couple hours reading webcomics! Yay! I'd put in a plug for my favorite, but I don't like putting in plugs.
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Posted by: Jackie | June 9, 2005 2:38 PM