only makes me laugh
In this week's Games of our Lives, I ask:
Ever wonder what Donkey Kong would have been like if the game had talked to you in a weird underwater voice? Or what if, instead of playing a tough little carpenter fighting a giant cool gorilla, you were a wussy little lumberjack fighting a giant lame-o bird? And what if the game really, really sucked?Head on over to the AV Club, if you'd like to know the answer.
Comments
Can I make it first comment twice in one week?
Donkey Kong - man haven't played that in a dogs age!
By the way, your insomnia is catching! I've had the worst two nights sleep ever this week! Grrr!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 04:00 AM
And Logger looks SHITE!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 04:03 AM
And Logger looks SHITE!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 04:03 AM
And I posted twice - what a dumbass!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 04:04 AM
Is there a record for a single person commenting on your blog in a row?
OK, I had a proper look at Logger, and it still looks shite. I always hated it when you got ripped off by a game that was a clone of something else. I felt dirty and used!
But like you say, once you put your money in, it's too damn late!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 04:08 AM
WTF?
How come as I'm the only one commenting here?
Wil, you put everyone off with that stuff about qutting your blog!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 06:38 AM
Hell, I was going to post a comment yesterday, but never found the option.
So I guess its just you and me Gabby? :o)
Donkey Kong was a kick as* game. I used to love playing against my grandfather when I spent summers with him. Luckily we never ran accross Logger.
Posted by: anj | September 8, 2005 07:17 AM
Hey Anj!
Too weird this - I thought there'd be 100 comments by now like there usually is...
Yeah, Logger fortunately never crossed my path either thank goodness!
I always sucked at Donkey Kong though - I don't recall the sprite collision detection being all that hot.
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 07:23 AM
Man, your bio lines alone are worth the visit. Even for hack game like Logger.
Did you review Bosconian and I missed it? That was the only game I was ever the best on the block at. All energy, no value to memorizing patterns. I miss games like that.
Posted by: AccordionDad | September 8, 2005 07:37 AM
Good Morning Gabby!!
Once you got the rhythem of it, it got easier. I remember playing it until the break of dawn, only pausing to grab more cheese balls and another mountain dew.
As far as arcade games I was more of a Ms.PacMan girl. Ahh I remember the excitement of getting to the banana level...
Yeah the lack of comments is weird. But, it was nice getting to *meet* you. :o)
Posted by: anj | September 8, 2005 07:39 AM
Hey Anj
My personal favourite was Bomb Jack. (sorry if I got the name wrong). I liked the backdrops of all the different places in the world, and floating around picking up bombs.
Another favourite I saw once and never again was Blueprint. I only played it a couple of times, and it was probably crap really, but I remember it made a big impression on me at the time!
Hope Wil doesn't mind us chatting up his comments section!
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 08:20 AM
Found this on google http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=B&game_id=7172
Is that the one you remember? At a quick glance it seems like a decent site.
I dont remember seeing that one or Bomb Jack, but then, during that time in my life I was in the middle of Nebraska and they always seemed a little behind in the games department.
Sorry Wil, for chatting it up in your comments. Hope you can forgive us. :o)
Posted by: anj | September 8, 2005 08:34 AM
Heh! Yes thats the one! Thanks Anj!
Happy days!
Sorry Wil - I'll shut up now...
Posted by: Gabby | September 8, 2005 08:43 AM
Hey Wil! Wow, I have been slacking on your blog, but good to see you're still doing the AV club for theonion and all that jazz.
:) hope you're well!
-Fiona
Posted by: roguegirl | September 8, 2005 09:57 AM
Good lord, but I'm old. *lmao* Last game I actually played in an arcade was...was...Hm. Centipede. Sometime in the mid-80's. But I had a mini-arcade version of PacMan at home that I cramped my fingers on regularly due to those tiny joysticks. My brother had the one for Galaxian (and I was pretty good at that one too). Never came across Logger, though. I'm glad I didn't *hee hee*
Posted by: changelingkat73 | September 8, 2005 10:44 AM
Props, Wil, for posting a Danny Elfman lyric! (http://tinyurl.com/8usv5)
Posted by: captnkurt | September 8, 2005 12:08 PM
Since JumpMan was really Mario before he was Mario, wouldn't be be a plumber and not a carpenter? Okay, this is weird. I did some research and lots of folks claim he, uh, changed professions between DK Jr. and Mario Bros, but, for the life of me, I don't remember him ever having been established as a carpenter in DK. Where is it?
Posted by: Bitt Faulk | September 8, 2005 03:00 PM
*snorts* extra points to you for the Monty Python reference, Wil...classic!
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Posted by: shewhobeatsass | September 8, 2005 05:48 PM