Man.... Wil for $253.49 you better put a decent sack lunch of a PBJ sandwitch and a Bananna in the box and Fill the thermos with Soup before you mail it off.

It'll be all moldy.. gross.

OMFG!!! I actually get to comment on something here! I've been wondering for a long time (maybe a month or so) if it was even possible to comment on stuff in Wil's weblog.

Or is it just that he rarely turns on comments?

Anyway, I feel much better now.

Hi, Wil! I never hated Wesley. I'm too old (44), and I was more concerned with Deanna and Beverly anyway.

All very cool. Good Luck on your audition.
I wish I lived near L.A. Damnit.

Think twice about wishing you lived near L.A. It's a town filled with deceit, trickery, and mind pollution...

Who do you think nominated you for all that stuff?

Me, of course. But only after I nominated me.

You see where you rank to the cheese?

Much, much farking higher, apparently.

That's it.

Everyone read the cheese! Seriously. It's cleverly disguised as UnrealisticExpectations.com.

Cheese.

Wil! Sounds like you have an exciting day, well I also thought Wesley was cool and didn't understand why people had something against him. Must be a Star Trek thing. Anyway have fun...stay sarcastic lol

>> It'll be all moldy.. gross.

Yes.

But it will bear official mold spores cultivated from the kitchen of Wil Wheaton and nurtured upon the banana purchased at the Safeway not three miles away from the home of Wil Wheaton.

That's called added value.

Wil,

Whattup with this non-resizeable pop-up window? I got me this big-ass monitor here and your tiny window refuses to take advantage of the elbow room available in Virtual Big Sky Country.

Free the window!

Free the window!

Lose this...

width=480,height=480

OMG!!!! I didnt know you could even comment on what is being said, how cool is this.

I love the web site it is just so much fun to read, I reckon we'd get on if we ever met you seam to have the same sence of hummor I do.

As for that web site (yatta) thing, I have never laughed so hard in my life. I had people come into me room thinking I was having yet another asthma attack, and when they watched it, they laughed to.

How do you start your own web site and stuff? I really ought to learn one day, especially since I was given this free computer.

What do you think about england?

$20.02 in Bloggies prize money. The politicing for votes will be intense. You need some of those little candy "message" hearts in the store. "WFS LUVS U"

yay! spudnuts is back!

Good Luck on the audition! Congrats on the site!

-Armothe

Mould is one of those rare things that goes from being yucky to being impressively wonderous - if you leave it long enough, that is. There's something very cool about having fluffy bits growing out of the top of your coffee mug.

Or maybe not; still, when you forget about that half empty mug you left behind a server cabinet you have to find the good points in the situation.

Some moulds are also way cool - like slime moulds. See http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_944000/944790.stm

BTW, Mozilla lets me resize this 'ere window. Shame the text entry box doesn't follow (damn COLS for being a required attribute, you'd need to muck about with JavaScript to make it dynamic...), but everything else does. Tum-te-tum.

Candy hearts... best ones I've seen this year are by Despair Inc (who also do wonderful demotivational calendars). See http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html

Thank you SO MUCH for the heads up on the Cake webcast! I loooooove Cake.

Quick tip for those fighting with the non-resizable window: rather than clicking on the 'Comments (x)' link, click on the time the post was made. That'll bring up a normal window with the post, the comments, and a comment entry box at the bottom.

Ah, the joys of a new blog system...going through the same growing pains myself. 'Course, I don't have the umpteen millions of readers that Uncle Willie does...the jury's still out on whether that's good or bad. ;)

Oh - and good luck on the audition, Wil! Guess you just can't have your Cake and hear it to, huh?

Um...or...something like that.

good luck at the audition mr. broccoli.

Wow, the ability to comment!
I doubt that being a prefinalist for the Bloggies is like being a pre-selected for Ed MacMahon, 'cause your page rocks.

I wish that I could send WFS some of those Valentine's chocolates. He's so dreamy.

Good luck on the audition!

(I always thought that everyone loved Wesley, I know I did.)

Spudnuts is right about the pop-up window. Better yet, display the comments normally instead of in a new window. I have to toggle off my pop-up-buster each time I want to read the comments.

Resizeable (relative, via CCS's "em" designation) text would also be a godsend. Look at your page in IE and use CTRL-mouse wheel. Some of your text is at a fixed size, while other text is resizeable. Bah, give users back the control they deserve.

Spudnuts *and* comments are back? Can this possibly be true?

Good luck on the audition today, Wil.

I never knew that video games harkened back to the 1889! Another item to add to by useless knowledge collection.

And by the way, the winner of the bloggie of the year, with his(or her) prize money of 2,002 cents, will be required to buy lunch for the rest of the winners.

And, because of the mold controversy, may I suggest granola bar and a cheezy snack?

Cheezy snack will never be moldy anyways, since it be mostly oil in the first place.

How do you feel about cheeze that's not made out of real cheese, Roughy? Do you feel violated?

>Spudnuts *and* comments are back? Can this possibly be true?

Not to mention Roughy and JSc.

Goodbye work getting done, hello all, it's good to be back.

Shiggeti Shiggeti Shwa.

Welcome back, comments! Nice job converting to MT, but you might want to put in some l/r margins for the middle section which currently runs flush up against the light purple... and some bolding maybe on the date/entry titles?

Mucho mojo on the audition...

everyone must go to SomethingAwful right now and read all about the exciting new contest!!!

we should all participate and curry favor with wil by submitting entries with him in it! >:)

oh and YAY! da comments is back up!

For a really good history of the video game... get The First Quarter..

Fascinating read.

Hey Wil,
thanks for pointing out the Cake concert. it was pretty good. The headphones went to a lady who listened to "The Distance" while giving birth. Yeah.

Anyone else watch it?

--Sean

ROFLMAO!!! hehe... ok, maybe it wasn't that funny... but the story at BBSpot was funny... clever, even. I enjoyed way much. :~)

Bloggies... hehe... Hope you win... Very cool that you are a pre-finalist. Good luck on it.

Also good luck going on the audition!! hehe... I'm still on this ST:TNG kick... was a marathon on yesterday on TNN... I watched Lwaxana Troi becoming "human" in a way. Unnerving, really.

Now, I'm off to Unrealistic Expectations for some cheese, or something. Bye.

Wil, glad you got my email about the Bloggies. Pretty exciting, huh? You can bet I'll be making sure you get into the actual finalists list.

Wait...the OJ thing is fiction?!?!

Good luck on the audition, Wil. We'll send major vibes towards the left coast!

Must add a Twinkie to that lunchbox. No worries about mold there.

Sooo glad comments are back on. Missed 'em lots.

Cake concert was good. How was the audition?

Good luck with pilot season. How will the season impact your writing?

hey hun,
so what are you auditioning for? well good luck!
by the way your site is coming out great. when are you going to get the gallery up? well when you do put up pictures of you from Stand by Me! look i made a Stand By Me Page, its
http://hometown.aol.com/lilangel2857/standbyme.html
and im making a new one soon, like later on or maybe now and i'll show you it - its gonna be really really cute. and also PLEASE answer one of my emails that i wrote you because if you do i'll be really really happy and ill feel so special lol! ok bye good luck and have fun
luv ya,
JESS

Just like to say.......

GREAT TO SEE EVRYONE BACK IN HERE!!!!

i've missed you guys!!

Great that you now have the comments sorted Wil! Look forward to reading the varied responses to your entries!

P.S. Good Luck!

oh my goodness!
comments!
this rocks!
I love your site Wil!
now I get to talk to a bunck of other peeps who do too, yay!

ooh who's the smarty who won't let me resize the window, hmm?
pfft.
you think yer so cool.
:p

good luck with the competition etc. your oj story actually had me laughing out loud.

Now I have the image of little blue-gray bits floating around the top of a coffee mug in my head. Lovely. I wish I lived near L.A. too, I freakin' (farking?) loved it when I was there!! Hope the audition turns out as you want it to turn out, Wil.

Whoa, this site works again. Sweet.

Wil is cool.

Umm..
And stuff.

Is everyone spending their Tuesday afternoon the same way I am...

Listening to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida while eating waffles?

America.

Love it or leave it!

i love Slayer's version spud.
no waffles.

hey hun,
so what are you auditioning for? well good luck!
by the way your site is coming out great. when are you going to get the gallery up? well when you do put up pictures of you from Stand by Me! look i made a Stand By Me Page, its
http://us.geocities.com/angel01288/standbyme.html
and im making a new one soon, like later on or maybe now and i'll show you it - its gonna be really really cute. and also PLEASE answer one of my emails that i wrote you because if you do i'll be really really happy and ill feel so special lol! ok bye good luck and have fun
luv ya,
JESS

Way off reply topic - someone today pointed out that Dr. King's dream was not that his children could play in a yard that was as big as mine, or with toys that were as expensive as the ones my children have, or in a house that is as nice as my house. He wanted our children to play TOGETHER.

I want them to play together too. No matter what kind of neighborhood we live in.

Wow. I didn't think SpudlyNutters would be back. So nice to have him back.

The cheese hates the spudnuts and his damned funny self. The cheese is envious...and no one likes green chizzeez, now, do they?

No, they do not.

Rob Matsusioaghasdhaghsgshita is a friend of the cheese, even though the cheese cannot spell or say his name.

Same for this "jsc" character (read 'jisc').

Cheese.

D'oh, I should really read this Blog twice a day... I would have loved watching the Cake concert...

Thanks for the comments feature...

Good luck with the audition and the millions more that will be coming your way. I can't imagine that anyone would let you have a minute to yourself if there was any chance of working with you. I didn't always like Wes. Like a brother, he had good points, bad points and really bad days with the cosmic bullseye focused on him. I was just jealous that no matter what the universe dished, Wes dished back. Somehow, when I dish back, the cheesecake lands upside down on the floor near the cat's bowl.
If you can manage it, the boys should see all the cool stuff in the cosmos that is happening in February. The planets are gonna dance through the whole month. Sit under the stars and know that you're sitting with friends.

Thanks to Laura for the resizeable window tip.

.. and why were we seeing pix of your bathroom? :)

Nice site, Wil. Good to be able to see comments from
other people who read here every day. I get to
see what kind of company I keep even when I can't
see them..

Comments are Back!! Good luck tonight and wanted to tell you, Love the pic of you and your wife.

I don't know...something about advertising one's website on anothers blog comments doesn't sit right with me. I tend to not visit sites that do this. Rather, if the comment is interesting and intelligent, I read the poster's profile and go from there. Like the guy who says "go to my show and I'll go to yours". Something seems really wrong with that. I feel the same about someone sneaking in a question to the blogger in hopes he picks you out of the crowd. The farkers are approaching fast;since I'm not a part of that exclusive "clique", it's back to the shadows for me.

Hey Wil,

I hope the audition went well, man!

How wierd is this. I work with a guy, whose wife went to school with the wife of Sean Astin. Just, what, last week...Wil had the article heaping praise upon Lord of the Rings (duely derserving said praise, of course) and until then, it never even dawned on me that Wil knew him.

It's kinda like that "7 degrees of Kevin Bacon" or whatever....wierd.

Y'know as they say...

Don't make fun of Nerds b/c they rule the world! :)

I think whoever made fun of Wil Wheaton b/c of his character was obviously closed minded. I mean sheesh those people who hate "Wesley"...uh..if they still hate Wesley today and hate Wil because of it, they need to get a life. It was only a TV show. Y'know?

I love reading Wil's logs b/c they are interesting!!
I actually liked Wesley...and I liked Troi too. I found the empath thing pretty cool. But there is nothing wrong with intelligence. I can't stand "Seven of Nine" and "T'Pol"...I would find em' MORE annoying then Wesley.
All those two are on Star Trek nowadays is Eyecandy. I talked to some people at Startrek.com chat (yea I went in and felt like an adult...I was above the age 14!) and they commented, "who cares about the females in Star Trek?" and we wonder why these poor 14 year boys have no life then to sit on a computer in their basement (if they have one) and insult others on a chat. That is SO uncool!
I just think if Star Trek is about equality why haven't we tackled the equality of seeing Star Trek fans male and female actually get along w/o arguing?
Anyway sorry for the rambling! :/

Wil, "Break a leg" on the audition! :D
BTW, my mom went to high school with Brent Spiner (Data). (my family knows Spiner's family)
In fact he'll be in town in 3 weeks for a award ceremony for Tommy Schlamme!
I am glad to see you and your family are doing well!!
I love the up close and personal approach to actors no matter if people disliked your character, that's over and done with and some people need to get on with thier lives then worry about a character that is JUST fictional...y'know?
Geesh!
I love to meet and greet actors! Too bad hardly no conventions come down this way tho. (Texas)...so I am pretty much "SOL" -Sh** out of luck- on the con circuit!
Okay okay I'll shut up...but good to see your well Wil and keep up the great work!
Once again... G'luck on anything you set out to do!

Break a leg/Merde a la treizieme force! Let us know for what and when when you can! Have really enjoyed the site!

hey spudnuts, i love your website. the design is sleek, yet impressive; reminiscent of david bowie's leotard-clad package in labrynth. i'd like to employ you to create a promotional campaign for my new range of egg-lickers.

Two Words: "Hollow Pursuits." Come ON!!! Did you have a lot of fun eating all of that pie with Mr. Barclay in the holosuite on yesterday;s TNG episode? *applauds* very wonderful performance, Wil! ROFTLMAO! ;)

Ok Let me revise my eariler posting. You should include a can or soup and some bannana chips and some Peanut butter and crackers in a pre-packaged plastic wrap. that would be more hygenic.

Ladies and Gents,

Thanks for the preemptive "welcome backs," though JS and me are not the same person. Thus the "c" after "JS" in my sig. But hey. Who the fark cares.

More importantly than Roughy or Rob or me or (dare I say it?) Spudnuts, WW.N is back up! Not necessarily as wonderful as back in the day (yes, I realize "the day" was a mere couple months ago--but EVERYTHING by DEFINITION was better "back in the day"), but certainly far better than this pale shadow we've seen during the "dark age" of WW.N.

AND YET MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!! Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) is doing incredibly well for himself! (Well, except for being downgraded to "third" after His stint on The Weakest Link. And except for Corey (F) Feldman making it into the top two--I turned it off at that point to avoid possibly seeing him win.) It sounds like His job prospects are looking up both within and outside the acting business, and His family life and holidays went well....

Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) is most definitely having a froody good time.

Now. Before we go back to spamming His message boards with our inanities (and we have plenty of them!), let's all give a big (SILENT!) "THANK YOU!" to Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) for all the time and effort He has put into getting WW.N back into working order despite his busy real-life schedule!

JSc
(not to be confused with that "JS" poser!)

Booyah, check out evil Wil Wheaton. bwahaha. I like the pic with the mullet.

But's not news.. it's..

>Rob Matsusioaghasdhaghsgshita is a friend of the cheese, even though the cheese cannot spell or say his name.

Ways that my my name has been mis-spelled, mis-pronounced, or simply gotten wrong:

Robert Mashed Potatoes
Robert Massachusetts
Robert Mats-du-shima
Robert Mats-du-boosh-ee-o
Robert Mats-du-shima-boosh-ee-o
Robert Mazzuchelli
Robert Masturbation
Robert Manah-Manah-doo-DOO-doo-do-do
Robert Mats-do-shithead
Robert Masturbation Shithead

...and, of course:

Ralph Haka-saki.

Just to clear this up, my name is pronounced:

God.

As a side note, Wil is one of maybe seven people to get my name right on the first try, hence, the whole him-rocking thing.

I'm so glad I stumbled onto this site! I've always been a fan of Star Trek (so is the rest of my family) and it's great to find something new to feast my brain on. Anyway, It's was even cooler to find that Mr. Wil Wheaton did this site himself. When I first entered the URL, I half expected to find a fansite that looked like the rest of internet... boy, was I wrong!

Mr. Wheaton, keep up the excellent work. You've obviously put a ton of time and dedication into this, and it's in no way going unnoticed. :-p

rob if im not mistaken your last name is the same as Panasonic's mother company, Matsushita Electronic Industrial Co.?

ow.
Wil, dude, fix the font sizes. Seriously.

I like reading your site, I check it often, but if you don't fix this, my eyeballs are going to fall out of my head. People who want to read font this sadistically small on a vast sea of white space a) have problems and 2) can set their own browsers to "cruel"

Ah. I see it's a little better in IE. Netscape couldn't handle the buttons and makes the fonts worse. I suppose dual-browser support is too much to hope for. sigh

Congrats on being pre-finalist for the Web Blog Wil.
Though, I have reservations about anything 'Pre-Selected'....
Like those Pre-approved credit cards they send you in the mail? You apply for them and then find out that you don't qualify?
*Blinks*
In my case, that's probably a good thing....
Cheers,
~Kaylin

The cheese is down with the cause.

Hey, where's that damn Mark Hamill guy, anyway? I still never got to the bottom of that whole light sabre dilemma.

Does Mark ever post here on his message boards or is this just a bunch of Battlestar Gallactica fans hanging out?

I definitely need to talk to Mark.

Wil -

Great interactive site. Hope you nailed the audition. You have great (and interesting) fans. I especially empathize with Rob Matsushita's dilemna.

We Irish can never get our names pronounced right.

Regards.

>> hey spudnuts, i love your website. the design is sleek, yet impressive; reminiscent of david bowie's leotard-clad package in labrynth.

What the hell are you talking about?

Spudnuts.com has been closed for several months (years?). And the only site I have up now is the sparse Lakerbago, but how the hell could you know that URL since the only place I've posted it was on the Lakerboard which is currently NOT residing at Lakerboard.com, but rather at some undisclosed hidden URL known only to a handful of the most trusted Lakerboard regulars.

What site of mine are you referring to?

Certainly not the one I get PAID to maintain.

That ONE is an ugly-ass beetch.

And I'll NEVER reveal the URL of THAT monstrosity.

Wil Wheathins said: rob if im not mistaken your last name is the same as Panasonic's mother company, Matsushita Electronic Industrial Co.?

'Tis true. Sadly, Matsushita is like the "Smith" of Japan, so I'm no relation. I get none of Panasonic's fat scratch.

Bill Bekkenhuis said: We Irish can never get our names pronounced right.

That's why I married an Irish girl.

Hey! It's great to see comments back on this site again, even though we all know what's going to happen next. 100+ comments per blog will have wwdn bloated in no time flat, and wil will have to come up with yet another fun and interesting way to manage the spam. It's kind of like how Wesley was always having to bust his ass to save the Enterprise when all the adults were too busy getting addicted to video games or something. (That episode always reminded me of the beginning of Red Dwarf [the book that inspired the show], where all of the people were addicted to a game called "Better than Life".. but I have meandered away from my point...)
Still it's good to see posts from Roughy and Spudnuts and JSc (SIR?) and Rob Mashedpotatoes. And others, I suppose. :)
Yuck, author's email address required to post here. I don't like that!

Ok, correcting myself before I get a nasty email from someone nerdy and more pedantic than myself. Red Dwarf was a tv series first (1988)and the book to which I referred Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers was written in 1989. Now, get back to work you slackers!

spudnuts.

i'm messing with your head.

i was actually refering to the (presumably bogus) www.cracklinoatbran.com URL you attached to you posting earlier today.

however, believe it or not, i *have* seen your lakerbago site, and it's precisely as enigmatic as expected. chunks of text and 'links' that went no-where except perhaps to another, virtually identical, page with a different date at the top. it felt like a puzzle i had no way of solving, like david lynch's 'lost highway' without the burning log cabin.

Hey Wil Wheaton! Dude, this is way cool, commenting.. now I feel really important, talking on *Wil Wheaton's* message board! Woo hoo. I was watching the Star Trek TNG marathon the other day too, and I don't know why everyone hates Wesley?! Does anyone know what's with all the kill.wesley.crusher.die.die sites? Aaanyway, hi Heidi! Hey, Wil Wheaton, do you know you have a harem? Me and Heidi are your concubines. Just thought you should know. >

Wil,
I take it since you have not answered my e-mail's, you have lost interest in the image I was designing for you? Just wanted to say thanks for letting me try. Enjoy.

Gee, a harem? I see new T-shirts coming to the stores soon.

"Wil Wheaton has a Harem"...

"Who needs a F***king Posse? Wil has a Harem!"...

"Real Geeks all have Harems!"...

Well, gotta go. Time to send one of my people on a Starbuck's run. Great blog, Uncle Willie.

The Shat

hot soup girl said:

>> i was actually refering to the (presumably bogus) www.cracklinoatbran.com URL you attached to you posting earlier today.

Yeah.

Bogus.

I formally request from the head monkey that we no longer be required to enter a URL and email address for those who find thinking up fake ones tedious work.

As for Lakerbago... yes. Messy. You no doubt saw it when it was still in development. Now that it's "done" it still is messy although the links do go places (one links to this site matter of fact), but basically it's just a back-up board should Mothership Lakerboard find herself spinning lifelessly in space.

Wil, you are SOO sweet to put that up on your website!

Don't sweat it ... you are most assuredly, WORTH THE WAIT, and for sure, I got the autographed lunchbox at a real BARGIN if you ask me!

;-D

I have to say, that you have REAL class, and like I've said before, you're parents did a great job of raising a fine young man like yourself!

forever_the_optmist

in a - Robert Matsushita -Da Vida, Hmm, ok I like "Robert Missippi" myself; Sounds more like an authentic Blues Player.

I was wondering when you'd come sauntering back, Blue!

Personally, I like my pool hustler name the best: "Slop" Matsushita.

What a wonderful holiday! My good friend from college was just proposed to by her boyfriend who is jokingly nicknamed "The Reverend". They are the craziest couple in the world, and I wish them the best. I just thought it was nice to see that some people still celebrate MLK's life. A lot of people seem to brush it off as just another day off of work. It was great to read the speech again, and the engagement put the icing on the cake.

Gah? Comments are back? And no one told me? Now I am languishing down in the high-70's where no one will notice my poor little inane comment. Sigh.

Great to have everyone back, honoured to see Spudnuts has returned, looking forward to reading everyone's take on Life, Wil, and Everything Else again, blah, blah... (I hate posting at the end when it's all been said already). :-)

I check the end of old threads...

But I also fall asleep with a mouthful of See's cashew brittle and a porn DVD spinning in my iBook, so maybe this ain't the kind of neighborhood you want to visit without a can of lysol and a pair of brass knuckles.

Endofthreadsville.

The loneliest place on the Internet.

The irony is I sometimes do my best work in Endofthreadsville.

Fuck it, Rob.

Maybe I'll just set up shop at this particular junction of Endofthreadsville. This will be my new pad.

Some call it a crib.

Spudnuts
c/o Satan is my motor
Endofthreadsville, WW
90210

Whoo-hoo! Comments are BACK, baby!!! Yeah!!! Spuddy, nice to see YOU back, in a macabre way. Yeah, I missed you all, too.

I have opened up my OWN product lines on Cafepress.com (THANK you, Wil, for hooking me up on that... you should be getting some extra cash your way, I put your store down as how I was referred to the site.), and what with Valentine's day coming up, I thought you might all wanna get your moms something cool... Wil, if you need any of it, I can get it to you for base price, if you'd tell me where to mail it to.

The addy of my Valentine's day/Mother's Day line (which my mom and i co-designed!) is http://www.cafepress.com/wgmom

Ok, so I've been visiting the site for a few months and started to feel kinda voyeuristic. You know reading up on Wil's life day after day and never introducing myself. I was just starting to think about sending my first comment when *WHAP* the moose wouldn't let me in. And then no comments. . . and NOW THEY'RE BACK!

So here I am, introducing myself to Spudnuts and Rob Matsushita (I sympathize with the unpronoucable, unspellable name) and most importantly, to Wil.

Wil, I know you've heard it all before, but I always thought the ST:TNG writers were doin' you dirty. They obviously didn't write up to your potential often.

I'm not going to ramble on, I'll just start commenting more often. Uh oh, right?

Anyhoo, take care all you hangin' here at the end of the thread.

BTW, are there any microbiologists in the bunch? Looking for others of my kind.

Good. **SOMEONE** realizes that I am not on a par with Rob or Spudnuts.

It is, of course, utter blasphemy that Bronwyn mentioned even those two in the same breath as Mr. Wheaton (SIR!). Perhaps, in her youthful ignorance, she can be forgiven her transgression?

Or must the loyal Monkey Armada be called out to exact righteous revenge?

Now all we need is Misty Mills and we've got a quarum.

And I don't even know what that means.

Oh. Before I forget....

For those of you who remember Amanda, I'm sure she'd stop in and say hi if her computer were working. But it's not, so she won't--if that makes any sense.

Then again, how rare is it that anything I say actually makes sense?

JSc,

Wil is the pretty tropical fish and we are the snails that suck his waste and keep the tank clean.

This is Wil...

http://www.kidsource.com/books/images/1558580093.l.gif

Look at how shiny he is!

Shiny!

So shiny.

Yes.

Shiny.

Or maybe we are MONKEYS that suck his waste. Ah well. No matter what manner of animal we be, there's still waste to be a-sucked and if we don't suck the waste on this site then who will suck the waste on this site?

Who?!

No.

BESIDES Corey Feldman...

JSc, sorry 'bout that.
And although I may be young on the grand scale, I think the quarter-century mark is old enough. As for my time as a poster, I'm quite the youth, so I'll grant you that much.

Mr. Wil Wheaton (SIR!) seems to have some seriously lovestruck young fans posting today. Boy I'm glad I'm not famous. Ok, JSc?

And Rob, it's funny that you mention a quorum. . . I could tell you lots about how a quorum works. You'd probably be bored though, unless you're into bacteria.

Ewww! As I typed my last post, I heard a little licking sound at my elbow. (Now, had I turned to find a gorgeous man there, it would have been perfectly nice - weird, but nice) My cat was drinking from my glass! I've seen what she does with that mouth of hers - I hope that's the first time she's done that this evening.
*eww*

well, here i am in endofthreadsville. kinda nice, actually, as long as you don't mind the constant siren wailing in the background, and having to step over all the dead zombies slumped against the wall. i'm trying not to breathe in any of that gas they emit as they disintegrate. it's kinda gross, i have to tell you. smells like curdled milk. or durien.

anyhow.

spudnuts.

i'm disappointed to hear that the lakerbago site was unfinished, since i thought it a fine example of conceptual art. almost as good as yoko ono's apple.

Bronwyn said: And Rob, it's funny that you mention a quorum. . . I could tell you lots about how a quorum works. You'd probably be bored though, unless you're into bacteria.

Quorum was also the name of a cologne I got for my dad back in the 70's because my mom said she liked how it smelled.

They're divorced, and he's remarried, and "Quorum" was taken off the market for reasons unknown, so my work there is done.

Listen.

About the tank cleaning thing...

Monkeys, snails, whatever.

I figure as long as each one of us does their fair share of rock sucking, we can keep this tank clean. And a clean tank means the prittiest fish in the ocean REMAINS the prittiest fish in the ocean.

I'm thinking one handful apiece.

If each person here sucks ONE handful of rocks each day then this tank will be clean.

And people like Rob and JSc and myself won't have to stay late each day and suck EXTRA rocks just to keep things up to date.

Fulfill your quota!

I mean...

Who is the prittiest fish in the ocean?

Wil Wheaton is the prittiest fish in the ocean.

And the prittiest fish in the ocean deserves to have his rocks sucked until they sparkle!

Am I right?!

Wait.

That didn't come out the way I intended...

Fuck it.

You KNOW what I'm trying to say.

Do your part.

One handful a day is all I ask.

haha, you people are funny! And yes, I'm a day behind! I didn't notice the comment thing yesterday... :P

As for Rob & Bill, I feel for you on the name pronunciation thing. Some people just can't figure out how to pronounce Patalano... I just say "Umm... Americanize it & sound it out, you dork!" PAT-A-LA-NO... if you're Italian, it's POT-UH-LAWN-OH! :)

From me... a really odd person, I'm thinking.

P.S. Hey Wil, I like this comment thing... it's really nifty cool. Oh, umm... and what does WONKY mean?

Since shat jr. is such a big star now he should be able to afford a good filter, I bought an Ehiem for my 20 gallon about 10 years ago and it works well.

EOT (end of thread)
MOT (middle of thread)
MOAT (mother of all threads)

ME (middle Earth) and since were on the subject, I saw LOTR last night, we went to the last showing and the EOM (end of Movie) was after midnight. They had it on three screens and we were the only ones there.

IF you Want to go to Heaven when you D-I-E
you gotta put on your collar and your T-I-E

as far as the thread id rather be at the bottom than the T-O-P

I must admit the last name thing does come in handy when a telemarketing call comes through...

TELEMARKETER: Is this Mr. Ma...Mash...Ma...I'm sorry, I'm going to mispronounce your name...

Me: No, you're not.

CLICK.

Ha! Yes! "Hello, May I speak with Mrs. Brow. . Broo... Bronso..."

"Who are you?"

"Are you Mrs. Broow..."

"Identify yourself so I can tell you to stop calling me."

"Well, I need to speak to. . ."

Continue this in your imagination for about 2 minutes. Then top it off with my indignant, "Don't you know basic phone courtesy? Identify yourself!" *CLICK*

*sigh*

This one actually happened to me.

"Could I speak to an Elisabeth McNeely, please?"

(This is my wife's maiden name, but I'm not telling THIS guy that.)

Who is this?

"Could I speak to Ms. McNeely, please?"

Who is this?

"I need to speak to Ms. McNeely."

What's this about?

"Can you get Ms. McNeely, please?"

You wanna tell me why you're calling?

"...um...This is a private matter that Elizabeth McNeely has with us, and we shouldn't discuss it with you."

Really? Well, this is her husband. I think you can discuss it with me.

"No, she told us not to tell you."

(I hear suppresed giggling.)

Who IS this?

"Dick, just get Ms. McNeely."

(Long pause.)

I want you to say that again.

CLICK.

So I figure SOMEBODY just quit their job.

One Hundredth post!

I Rule.

(Future "I'm 100!" posts will be deleted.)

This will teach me not to read wwdn daily, won't it? Wil, since this is your site, my first comment is to you: best of luck on your audition.

Oh, and I couldn't have nominated you for a bloggie if Roughy hadn't mentioned it to me.

Rob! Bluesman! Jsc! (I remember Amanda, give her my best...has she thrown over her bf for you? ;) Turtles!!! (Such a polite individual!) Donna (UK)! Jennifer (TX)! Mandy! Cartoon Beagle! Fred Fowler! Dai Vernon! Jun (happy belated birthday, btw)! So nice to see old friends.

Of Spudnuts I must not type.

OK... I'm going to make a mini complaint... I HATE having to scroll all the way to the bottom to post a comment. Can't you put a link @ the top or something?

Now, onto the subject of tele-f***ing-marketers, I HATE when they call & won't tell me what company they're calling for. They ask for someone & I say "who may I ask is calling?" And they give me their name! I'm like "Who are you calling with?" And I hear, "uhh... well, I need to speak to Mr. Patalano." And then I get pissy... "Listen bitch, you ain't talkin' to no one until you tell me what f***ing company you're with. And until you're ready to tell me, I'm not talking to you!" *click*

OK, so that hasn't really happened but damn, I really would LOVE to say that!

Laurie
who really is nicer than the above post would seem! :)

So shiny.

Hey.

You've got a sparkly.

Actually.

It's a playing card wrapped in tinfoil, but I'm pretending it's a scale from the "prittiest fish in the ocean" (Copyright 2002. Spudnuts. All rights reserved)...

Wil Wheaton, the Rainbow Fish.

I think I'll sell it on eBay.

"Shiny scale: NM/M from 'prittiest fish in the ocean'"

Shiny.

Wil... ok i will not kiss your ass ( I will however take a handful) and repeat what has often been said before i'll presume, by saying your site is really well done.. and actually kept my attention even to the endofthreadsville with your horde of admirers. I followed the trail from stileproject.com and was pleasantly surprised to find that this was some quality work.

BUT DOES NO ONE care for CAKE?? If anyone got to see that live webcast.. please comment. I will be stabbing shadows until.

Love from a little canadian!!

Spudnuts said: I think I'll sell it on eBay.

Do I want to ask what you'll be doing in the poloroid that proves its authenticity?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Why am I not able to comment on the Wesley vs. Greedo thing?

Imo go all the way over to Fark and register an account?

No.

I don't fucking think so.

They can come HERE.

The mountain comes to Spudnuts, not the other way around.

And who would win?

Green Lantern.

Because he has a lantern.

Shit.

He's got a LANTERN!

You didn't hear me the first time?!

He's got a LANTERN!

And a foil-covered playing card from Wil Wheaton!

Christ.

Why is the world so complicated?!

You know what I like?

Boobs.

I mean ALOT alot.

HE'S GOT A LANTERN!

Is this thing on...?

Thank you.

I'll be making appearances at Lakerboard and Wil Wheaton Dot Net.

Tip your server.

Can I go off in a totally different direction? I can? Cool...

OK... so it's not totally different, Wil has mentioned it here before. The Troll in LotR looks very familiar!

I saw LotR tonight... such an awesome movie! I need to read the book!

Laurie
*who wonders who thought "hey, let's have Elijah Wood play a Hobbit!"*

LAN...

Aw, fuck it.

This bit is played.

You know who my favorite super hero is?

Matter Eater Lad.

My fave superhero?

Diane Lad.

Does she have a lantern, though?

She can communicate with parking valets using naught but the awe-inspiring power of her mind.

Plus, she's read up a little on feng shui.

Bruce Dern had a lantern.

And that's why Hitchcock called him the Golden Calf.

That, and he's cloven.

So I finally read that other thread...

The CSS one.

So THAT'S why no comments on the Greedo fight thing.

Okay.

Fuck it.

No comments?

I'm outta here.

At least I got a couple of comments in and met the gang before all adolescent hell broke loose.

It's a shame. A damn shame.

G'bye for now, Wil. Hope you open up the comment shop again soon. *sob*

buh-bye

Oh, great, now we've crushed SPUDNUTS' spirit!

If you all weren't figments of my imagination, I'd be really upset right now.

Hey i don't get sum of ur comments. bloggies, css, and wonkeys confuse me. lol.

i cant think of more than a few bands that are less deserving of a record deal than cake.

Poor Phil. Cake is awesome, and I am sad that you disagree. Oh well. To each her/his own.

On Cake related items, they only played their first show in Vancouver last year and were apparently shocked that they had a fan base here. Silly band! So they will be returning to do more shows, yay!

I'm pretty sure they have a lantern too. :-)

i have the best damn seat in the house and not one of you innsolent fucks is ever going to take it away. House Knocker on the interstate of Negation.

BY THE WAY: God hates all of you, Satan too!!!

SO: good fucking luck

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