Well, we'll all look forward to seeing the movie when it comes out.

Enjoy those sausages.

OK, not once, not twice, not even three times but the last FOUR times I've been to WWDN, Wil had just posted something and then was either 1 or 0 comments. I'm positive that means nothing to anyone, but it's really freaking me out.
-s

Rock on, Wil! Can't wait to see the movie, and I'm glad you and Rick are all good again.

Well, you know, we samurai types are quick. (; (Or just happen to be playing online before it's time to go into the office...)

Hehe...

I for one cant wait until the movie comes out..

Although I'm starting to wonder if my wife will get very upset or not.. She had enough problem with the way Voyager ended and how they wrot

*Mutters* Preview button Syndrome... Too close to the post button.. *L*

Just was about to finish my thought on the way they wrote the Admiral Jayneway character in the Voyager final.... Was not really something I liked... or hope to see in a movie. Lets hope for a better Admiral this time.. *L*

Hmm... A plot point that Berman doesn't want to give away... Hmm...

I got it!

Luxanna Troi isn't at the wedding because Wesley kills her!

Wouldn't that be a sight to see?

Thanks for sharing! I guess I'll be taking my brother to it when it's ready and that should make my sister happy.

I stand by my "Berman wasn't really pissed at you, he was pissed at Roddenberry" theory.

Rick just can't handle the raw power of BIG WILLY!

I'm sorry to comment on the full interview rather than the bit that really interests us (about Wil), but this is bothering me: Berman takes full credit for the opening theme of Enterprise. Is he mad? Does he want to be hunted down and smacked?!

Was Berman pissed at Roddenberry? Any way,
very cool.

Whoohoo. Neat-o interview.

When we gonna get behind the scenes?

Hmmm...so, Wil, should I believe things are cool with you and Rick Berman? I dunno-that seems like the classic denial "no, really, everyone's happy" answer.

I am definitely looking forward to this movie though.

What I want to see, is Wil playing Wesleys great-great-great grandfather, on Enterprise. That'd be neat.

ymous_annon said: "Was Berman pissed at Roddenberry?"

If he didn't, he'd be the one writer who wasn't at some point...Roddenberry (and it's not like I knew him or anything, this is all from what I've read) defended his standpoint on the show diligently, and that's putting it mildly--so, yeah, he'd butt heads with the other writer's now and again.

But he was usually right. ;)

"Kate Mulgrew and Wil Wheaton will appear in Star Trek: Nemesis as Admiral Janeway and Wesley Crusher, respectively."

Respectively? Thanks for clearing that up. I was confused for a second there.

Wil Wheaton _is_ Admiral Janeway. Kate Mulgrew _is_ Wesley Crusher... in STAR TREK XI: A LITTLE FAUX PAS WITH THE TRANSPORTERS

At cinemas from April 1st.

Guest starring Jaye Davidson and RuPaul.

Um...we're not talking about the same movie any more, are we?

WOW,,Wil agreed with my comment (about Spudnuts
being one of the best things at WWDN) I feel so
honored...SIR..you WERE being honest..right?

YES,,bring on "THE MOVIE"!! The reason we love this site is in somones post..(sorry forgot
exactly WHOM)...

THE GREY MATTER LIVES!!!

Group Hug required here..

Wil, just want to say that you're the greatest. I've been laughing out loud at the last few entries -- it's a great thing to be able to do that at work. It's a pleasure, as usual.

The boys can't have sugary breakfast cereal, but you feed them sausage?

As a creative person, Berman's a good politician.

> Um...we're not talking about the same movie any more, are we?

Maybe not, but it could be a winner. Someone call Paramount! This could be a blockbuster!

(Or, more likely, straight into the bargain bin _at_ Blockbuster... in fact, straight into the "look, we don't care, if you being these back we'll get really tetchy because we don't want the buggers" bin.)

Wil, how well does that grill do bacon?

No Majel? And I was so looking forward to a full frontal Betazoid wedding.
I love the smell of sausages in the morning. It smells like......
cholesterol.

Heh. That's a good one. "I never had anything against Wil." Mmmm hmmm. I guess Berman is just proving he fits into the Hollywood stereotype. And people occasionally ask me why I didn't go to California?

ACK! Wil... some of us are trying to avoid spoilers for Trek X - can you pleeease label them or something?

That said... did anyone really expect Berman to come out and say "Oh yeah, I was a shit to Wil in the past?" lol ;)

No Lwaxana? I'll wait for the DVD then....

KIDDING!

Mmmm....Sausages...

Mmmm...Wil back in Star Trek...

I was just kinda wondering how well cheese racing would work on a George Foreman. Since it's the only sort of grill I'm likely to have anytime soon. . . .off topic. . . tired. . .time for class. . .YAY Star Trek X. . can't wait to see it. . . have friends who are sick of hearing about it. . . again, time for class *sigh* *dashes off*

Wil, I just stumbled across your blog, and I have to say, it rules. I'm also 29, so I can relate. Keep up the great work. :-)

ok I wanted to see the movie ever since you said you were going to be in it but knowing that Whoopie Goldberg is going to repirse her role as Guinen makes me wanna be the first in line.

What about Mark Hamil? What's he going to be in this movie?

Damn Berman doesn't give any hints as to where Mark is, does he?

Noooooooo......cheese racing is jumping threads. DEATH TO CHEESE!

Fredster...

I'm always about the cheese!

You cannot wish the death upon the cheese much like I cannot wish death upon your spectacles and sports coats!

Flag on the play!

What the fuck is this constant George Foreman Grill shit?

Why not buy a couple hunnert and put a 38-cent WFS bumper sticker on it and sell it on your merchandise page as the Wil Wheaton William Fucking Shatner George Foreman Grill?

Or better yet, paste a photo of Scott Bakula next to the WFS sticker and get Corey Feldman to sign each one.

Then it can be...

The Wil Wheaton William Fucking Shatner Bakula's Package Corey Feldman-autographed George Foreman Grill.

And then we haven't even talked about where Vanna and her hook fit into this whole cooked meat scenario? Can you say Ron Popeil/Wheel of Fortune rotisserie chicken?

You celebs are thick as bricks.

Have you learned nothing from the world of high business finance and global business corporation mergers and takeovers business?

One celebrity's stock falls... you buy him out.

Why don't you OWN Corey Feldman?

Your stock is on the rise.

Acquire.

Don't just stand there waiting for a paycheck...

Move!

I would never, ever buy the George Foreman Grill. Ever. But I sure as fuck would buy a grill which could crisp my breakfast links under the steaming, tallow-spattered visage of Bakula's Package.

Think big.

We are the public.

We have money.

And we are not at all smart about how we spend it.

I was on the exercise bike this morning, and caught the last couple of minutes of The Curse.

I only have one question.

The end of the movie, after the old farmer gets a pitchfork in the breadbasket, Zach Hayes (Wil) and the mysterious stranger try and escape the house sinking into the earth. Naturally, you climb the stairs, but when you reach the door at the top of the stairs, the door explodes. Naturally...

What I found was interesting was how enthusiastically the mysterious stranger grabs and hugs Zach - I suppose in an attempt to save him from door-schrapnel. I suppose one could argue that his enthusiasm was just a cover for his unyielding desire for Uncle Willy.

Thoughts?

Send Berman a "Wil Farking Wheaton" coffee mug. Sounds like his comments were code for "he's ok, hire him" to other producers. Or he saw the same Jack Benny biography....

yeah, that sounds like the whole I mean, Will likes him now.
That's great.
But have you ever seen his website? Oh my gawd, the eyes bleed.
But I digress. I should look for rickberman.com.

Re all this showbiz stuf:

The kids are Nolan and Ryan.

Nolan Ryan is a pitchre.

Wil si in a profession that makes piteches.

ITS AN EVIL CONSPIRACY!!!!!11

And I didnt even need kEvin Bacon to connect the dots.

--NT

Uhmm Will.. I think you need to submit your results for the photoshop contest.. you have something awful in a tizzy!

Whee! Can't wait for the movie. I've always wanted Riker and Deanna to get back to-gether.

Hey does everbody agree that there will truely be a wedding between Riker and Deanna?? I have a weird feeling that it could just be some kind of dream seqence...or something not quite real in the movie.

Who's up for a "Photoshop Wil Wheaton's George Foreman Grill" thread?

Hey wait, I can do one! Here ya go:
http://www.cproductions.net/cgi-local/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3c603db880331c28;act=ST;f=12;t=5

I would like to see Spudnuts' idea made digitally. ;)

/Court

Who's up for a "Photoshop Wil Wheaton's George Foreman Grill" thread?

Hey wait, I can do one! Here ya go:
http://www.cproductions.net/cgi-local/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3c603db880331c28;act=ST;f=12;t=5

I would like to see Spudnuts' idea made digitally. ;)

/Court

Dammit, this multiple post thing plagues me.

Anyhoo, open that link in a new window.

/Court

Ok, or maybe Rick Berman is suffering from a severe recto-cranial inversion. We may never know.
Anyway, this post made me wonder if anyone who reads this was active on the Star Trek BBS on Prodigy back in 1992. I wrote a parody song about Lwaxana using the tune Roxanne by the Police, but I can't quite remember how it went.

Lwaxana,you don't have to doff that dress tonight!
Naked in a mudbath,
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right..

Am also glad that Deanna and Riker are heading for the alter...but yeah, kinda suspicious that it's the real thing. So Berman says all is well regarding Wil...also suspect. Must be national paranoia day this side of the 49th. All this talk of sausages has made me hungry. mmmm...

Or maybe Rick Berman doesnt like Wil because Wil has a major attitude problem.

Grow the fuck up, Wil.

Well I couldn't leave the thread with THAT kind of negativity dangling there. Where did that come from, anyway?

Let's let the love shine in, shall we? Or at the very least, keep the snarkiness out.

Berman is being very. . . diplomatic, it seems. But what could he say, really? Even if he didn't like you, he'd be incredibly immature to exclude you because of it. AND if he didn't like you, he certainly wouldn't say it in an interview. Only a real arse would do that.

Anyway. Feel the love, Mr. Wheaton (Sir!). No baseless, energy-wasting hatred here.

be well

It is a shame the political play that goes on in hollywood. The last episode of Voyager seemed that every good writer jumped ship...Why is that?

wil sucks = rick berman

or

wil sucks = coward

I am roughy.

You can call me Russ, because that's my real name and I don't have to hide from the big bad and scarey Wil Wheaton.

Do you? He's really pretty average in stature as far as 20-somethings go.

"We are the public. We have money."

Speak for yourself, dude. I'm in graduate school. I have student loans that could rival some mortgages. (;

Artisticspirit said --"The last episode of Voyager seemed that every good writer jumped ship...Why is that?"

That's easy, cause the show wasn't doing so well in ratings, they wanted to finish it. Since the show could have gone on for...well, quite a long time, they needed a quick fix.
Startrek has always had a fixation on timetravel, and the paradoxes associated with it.
So why not end the series that way?

heh. :)
Wil rules.

Drax'n

Well, and I'm only going to point this out once...Wil HAS admitted when he's been wrong, or an outright jerk, and more importantly why.

Roger Avary on his site even admits that he feels like he fucked over Wil--and feels bad about it.

Big men admit when they've been assholes.

My opinion.

My name is Rob Matsushita, and I am an asshole.

"Hi, Rob Matsushita."

Hi, I'm Roughy, and Rob MatsushisthioaghaDFHKSGASDHJAJKHdkasfjita is an asshole.

I don't have a problem with "wil sucks."

Celebrities need to be told they suck and that they need to grow the fuck up and they NEED to be photographed naked from a helicopter or have their "home videos" stolen and broadcast on the Internet.

It's all about balance.

It keeps them centered.

99.9% of the comments at this site for Television's Wil Wheaton are overwhelmingly positive. I'd say our boy has turned the corner.

TOO MANY people love him now.

He needs to remember his roots.

Remember where he came from.

WWDN needs punkdawg@aol.com and wil sucks.

draxenn,
Well they did a poor job of at least trying to be true to the character's personality MO and history. It looked like really sloppy work. I loved Voyager flaws and all but that last show was painful to watch along with the last season.

I have a problem with wil sucks.

Sure the big-headed ego-maniac actors-wanna-be-writers-and-husbands-and-webmasters need to be told, but it's just like any other form of constructive criticism...

Have the common courtesy enough to give reasons and explanations and show some civility or find yourself ignored.

I'm ok with Wil's comments about Berman (which are obviously positive now), just as long as he doesn't say "Rick Berman LIKES me!" when he accepts his first academy award.

Oh, but that'd be FUNNY, though.

You know, if Roughy makes me say my name backwards, I return to my home dimension.

You're just pissed because I'm the only one who *can* phonetically get your name correct.

heh

eseehC

No, but the correct way you proounce it is Atih...

Oh, you almost got me, you Kyrptonian bastard.

Wil sucks.

Don't fear the reaper.

I mis-spelled "pronounce" AND "Kryptonian."

And I'm making fun of ROUGHY.

Seasons don't fear the Roughy.

Suck your alloted portion of rocks.

But do so with circumspection.

Perspective.

Wil is not our friend.

He may be our leader.

He may even be our god.

But he is not our friend.

Look at the person to your right.

Now look at the person to your left.

THEY are your countrymen. Your compatriots.

And they gots your back.

And when the shit finally does hit the fan, you know who you can count on.

One of these days, celebrities and fans will tangle in the streets, barricades will be built. Battle will be joined.

Who do you want in your foxhole?

Wil Wheaton?

Vanna White?

George Foreman?

Scott Bakula?

Corey Feldman?

Maybe you DO want one or all of them.

But.

They won't be there.

I will be there.

Rob will be there.

wil sucks will be there.

Yes.

Even punkdawg@aol.com will be there.

All of your fellow posters at WWDN will be there.

Transcending national boundaries, sexual orientation, political ideology...

We'll all be clumped likewise for the throwdown-epic.

But celebrities keep to their own.

Who knows how they came amongst us...

Were they carried here from some distant star, their seed born across a great expanse of eternal vacuum, finally to attain purchase on this barren rock?

Sure, they are beautiful, but...

They are not apes.

As we are.

Never forget that.

Ever.

Wil, So does that mean that you will considered for the next trekie movies? or possibly the next series? Also from the interview, it looks like your role is "with the wedding" Is that it? or are you in more of the movie then just the wedding? I mean any role is good, money is money, just I would like to see you in a more larger role thats all. l8r

I wont be in no farking foxhole. I dont do foxes.

--NT

Foxes do you.

Number one...

I live in my momma's house.

WTF????? Ok, I'm all for knowing SOME of what is going on, but it would be KINDA nice to not know (for those of us who are perpetually out of the loop for one reason or another, i.e., me!) who is getting married!!!!

Ok, I'm done with the rant.

Tangent: Can't winamp, for once in it existence on my computer shuffle through songs that are NOT by the Beatles or Matchbox 20?? Huh??

How do I get in Uncle Willies Dark Army?

You used my word! SPIFFY! SPIFFY!

I have many versions of spiffy...shpiffy, spif, spuffy, spuf, shpuffy, piffy, spifarifarifarous....

In fact, me and my friend like to walk around school saying spiffy at random people and laughing at their strange expressions.

Err...I know this was random, but I couldn't help it when I saw spiffy as the headline...

~Sarah

hmmm... TNN is havin a wes centered marathon on the 17th.... could be interesting... hmmmmmm... *big cheesy grin*

We're all human. Yeah, even celebs, even though they don't act like it at times.

We all could use a bit of humility every once in a while. Even celebs.

Celebs are human?

That's pretty funny, One-of-the-Courtneys.

You've got the gift.

Wil Wheaton?

God! I hate that guy!

--

I'm working on that SA vs FARK contest. Rather than just spend 5 minutes on it, I'm working on it over a period of days, so the results are of a quality that SA readers and FARKers have come to expect.

I have been referenced in a Spudnuts rant.

I am so jazzed right now.

Ah Wil,

You're a quality minded individual, I like that in a person. Um, what's SA? I got my t-shirt today!!! And it's snazzy (No, I will not fix your computer). My boss probably won't find it amusing as I am the (tongue in cheek here) tech person at work. Tough Chit!!!! Have a great night, think I'll go write in my own journal now :-)

Rob Matsushita is awesome.

If he was an action figure I'd buy him and use him to save ponies and cats from hot lava.

I am punkdawg@aol.com's secret love child.

oops, I guess it's not a secret now.

dammit spud. "hot lava". now I'll have the B52's in my head all night.

I don't believe it.

My last Star Trek movie was The Undiscovered Country.

Now I'm going to see my first Next Generation flick because Wil's character has been invited to a flippin' wedding?! :-)

I hope Wesley Crusher spoils the reception and finally reveals himself to all as the dark and decadent slavemaster of the galaxy, or something like that...

I feel soooo old......

oooo, hot lava

Warning - do not eat alouette or rondole garlic and herb spread on normal bread. It tastes like feet.

no, worse than feet. it tastes like Tori Spelling's career.

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête

hm. helps a little, but the B52's are still knocking at the door.

That's pretty funny, One-of-the-Courtneys.
You've got the gift.>>

Whoo hoo! What did I win? I'll take door number four (is that the one with evil behind it?).

Oh, and jbay, to get anything out of your head, just sing to yourself,
"Plop, plop,
Fizz, fizz,
Oh what a relief it is!"
over and over. And over.

I'm speechless, Spudnuts.

A fire of unknown took my cheese away.

at my house, evil is behind every door.

rivy

rivy

rivy

Is anybody in our foxhole gonna have a hook?

I mean, Vanna's got one and you know she's on their side. We'll need a hook.

Posted by Karla, whose name and time will not show up, we know not why.

No, Wil, that's
Redrum,
Redrum,
Redrum
And yes, there IS evil behind that door.

Hey, don't make me knock three times on the floor and summon the Floating Head Of Death.

Hey Wil!

I just happened to pick up this week's People magazine, and ZOWIE, there you were! Congratulations, Yay for Wil! :)

Hey, I found a great excuse to rant once again about T'Pol. According to the promo on Trek Galaxy the Vulcans are reassigning her off the Enterprise on tomorrow night's episode. Does that mean she's really leaving? Does that mean they might introduce a new Vulcan character who talks like a Vulcan instead of like 7-of-9? I like built babes in skintight outfits as much as the next guy, but the one thing that has ruined Enterprise for me from the start has been Jolene Blalock's pouting, petulant, unimaginative Vulcan characterization. I know it's not all her fault, there are writers and directors involved, but to paraphrase Galaxy Quest, did she ever actually WATCH the show?

Whew, I feel better now that the medication is kicking in.

1) Go into the bathroom.

2) Turn off all the lights.

3) Light six candles.

4) Place them in a semi-circle.

5) Chant "Bloody Mary" twelve times.

6) On the thirteenth, yell "Bloody Mary, come out!"

7) Vanna White will appear and cook you some brat and onions on the Wil Wheaton Grill.

8) Enjoy.

Saw some video clip interview thing with the woman who plays the Vulcan on Enterprise.

That chick is dumb.

I mean Moses Malone dumb.

I know, I know...

That's not really the point... she looks good in cellophane and dep... or... whatever that body gel shit is.

But.

Dang.

She was SERIOUSLY very dumb.

I'm searching here for words to encapsulate the measure of dumbness I beheld, but...

*

I...

*

*

She was dumb.

Wil, I hope you know the somethingawful.com guys are saying some not nice things about you and fark. If I were big wil, I wouldn't take that kind of shit from nobody, especially not the assheads at SA.

Whatya gonna do about it wil?

Cheesewheel dumb.

Kilgore.

Don't panic.

Hang onto your towel, and you'll be fine.

I'm sure Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) has everything under control.

What the fuck is SA?

Open a bitch-thread and I'll light those fuckers up my damn self.

Amateurs.

Throw in the one-handers from FARK too.

I don't get enough corn in my stool.

How about SA/FARK vs. Spudnuts?

Now there's an apertif.

Where the hell did the converstion go to ? It started off really funny and some of it I could actaually picture happening. But what the hell is with the anger people! play nice-(*as everyone now flips me off*)So the movie true I don't want to hear too much about the movie either but glad to know that wil will be there. Hey dude! what happened to those pics you promise you were gonna try and get released. 'Saright'we will wait *paitently* sigh-- Anyhow if wil wants to use the Foreman grill -So be it! hey remember the Sandwhich maker!I like that one!!!! grill cheese automatically sealed-mmmmmmm gooey ;)

Whoopie back to the non-serious shit!
Wil you suck because you suck!
(not really but it's fun to quote male slut idiots from the band Flickerstick)
I could go back and do all that serious stuff some more but frankly.. I have more fun things to do like drool over my new car that must be driven to every person I know to show them how trully spiffy it is.

And onto other things spiffy- I proudly tried and suceeded in pronoucing Rob's last name- but I've taken a vow of not typing it ^_^ you can't make me do it cop'r!

As for Berman and his "interview"... did anyone seriously believe he would come out and spit out the truth?
If someone did I want to sell them tickets to an NSYNC show where Justin will pick up a guitar and play music by Kings X all night.
Hmm didn't think any of- oh wait the guy in the back in the red nike jumpsuit believed it.. dammit.

Oh and Celebs are not human. They are a silicon byproduct created by the little shells/parasites from Lake Erie that take over suitable human shells placed in breeding areas by Kraft Foods Company.

And with that I need to jaunt like a TP into my bed...

-Kitty
nice people suck...naughty people swallow

of course celebs aren't human.

donald sutherland is a legume.

and corey feldman is a bag of mechanically separated chicken.

it't not hard, people.

matsushita.

matsushita.

matsushita.

matsushita.

uh.

matsushita.

uh.

i think i just broke a capillary in my eye.

Dude, you feed your kids sausage? Who put that link to "Fast Food Nation" on your page? (= I'm reading that right now as well... and if I hadn't been a vegetarian before, the chapters on meatpacking would've done it.

This forum seems to be a playground for a couple of guys who apparently have never heard of IM.
It starts out interesting, then just kind of degrades into class-clown competition.
I do get tired of constantly reading "Wil, you rock!" "Wil, you are the shit!" so in a way it's refreshing to see someone come on and say "Wil, you suck." But I agree that the dope should have at least given his opinion why, so there would be an interesting flamewar to read. I don't think you suck, Wil. But I don't worship you either.
I predict that the Riker/Troi marriage will last as long as it takes for OW(Old Wil)to discover how Worf ruined Deanna's avenue of love. Ever seen a cat's penis?Imagine a klingon penis.

Hey, I've got a ponderable for you all:Does the Afterlife have it's own equivalent of the Internet?

Sam,

The sausages are made FROM vegetarians.

So the meal is heart-healthy and it keeps nasty, unwashed, hemp-wearing Phish groupies off the street and on Wil Wheaton's breakfast table where they belong.

>> Imagine a klingon penis.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/CMSIcons/N/000/03/97/Headshot.gif

Spudnuts, I'm beginning to think YOU are Cory Feldman.

no, he's the OTHER corey

Spudnuts, I don't care if you are Corey Feldman. You're so random. I'm in love. ::sniff::

With respect to the ... crap, I forgot what I was going to write.

Oh! The George Foreman grill is actually kinda good. A friend of mine got one for christmas, and we made chicken on it, and damn, but it was tasty.

Sylvain, you've reminded me why I don't have cats. Well, one reason - I have no desire to see a cat's penis. Dog's penises are bad enough.

I'd like to nominate the change of the plural of "penis" from "penises" to "penii".

Careful, Hot Soup Girl.

If you look in the mirror and say my name five times, I appear and do my Elizabeth Berkeley impression.

Rob, that wasn't an image I needed first thing in the morning. My god, man.

KJB, that wasn't chicken you ate.

it was Corey Feldman's Menchanically Separated Chicken Luncheon Meat.

(sic)

LOOK we ALL can't be in love with Spudnuts,
it's just not healthy..unless he has a harem
or a posse..or gasp..he's turning into Wil!?
Now THATS scary...Good moring class!

matsushita.

matsushita.

matsushita.

matsushita.

matsu...

um.

shi...

...

no.

nope, i can't do it.

i'm just not ready.

hoo. nervous. and hungry.

just a sec.

(cracks neck)

gotta make some sammiches.

huh. no mechanically separated chicken in the fridge.
no problem. got peanut butter. that'll have to do.

ok.

okey dokey.

ng. and a lemonade. ooch. cold.

now i'm ready.

...matsushita.

...

...

...

hello?

elizabeth?

...

eeeliiiiizabeeeeethhh?

*pulls out a switchblade*

"CHILL OUT!!!"

*sternly walks outside and weeps on a car top*

hey! back off, nomi malone!

i summoned you from the cheetah club; i can send you back there!

now... where's that grand grimoire i bought from that second-hand book store last week...?

Rob Matsubrfgllefritzmmm's got heat.

Mat.
Sushi.
ta.

How hard is that? Not.

wil, you've got way too many consonants there.

you should move your lips more.

lubrication can help. try some mayonaisse.

Et tu, Wheaton?

Why the hell do Americans (and Canadians, and other English speaking people) seem to have such a hard time pronouncing Japanese names? Take it one syllable at a time -

Ma
tsu
shi
ta

-Sorry, can't type hiragana here.

Fenaray: 'cause we're not Japanese? :) Americans can barely pronounce *Polish* names, and they're in the same (almost) alphabet that English is.

I was talking more about the spelling thing. Though I doubt I'm mispronouncing it when I say it out loud.

(okay, except for Japanese Americans. I'm going to go sit in the corner now.)

Because their not american names.

--NT

condoLEEEEEEEEEEEZA!!!!111

--NT

Actually, I go by the Americanized pronunciation:

Mat-SOO-shee-ta.

As opposed to the Japanese way, which I believe is:

Mat-SHOOSH-ta.

Personally, I think it's easier to pronounce than Casey Siemaszko, for cryin' out loud.

mayonaisse.

who doesn't love mayonaisse?

it's the perfect food.

vanna likes to scoop it up with her hook.

"Once I was in this art museum when a woman came up to me and asked if I liked Monet or Manet. I said I liked mayonaisse. She just looked at me, so I said it again, only louder. Then she went away. I guess she went to get some mayonaisse for me."

--Jack Handey

Mmmmm... artistic mayonaisse.

May.
Oh.
Naisse.

Zack Mayo: "Because I got nowhere else to go!"

bluecat/redblanket said:

>> LOOK we ALL can't be in love with Spudnuts.

Yes.

You can.

I'm used to it.

It's not a burden I would wish upon any man, but I bear it stoicly.

Some would say... heroically.

Look...

I've never thought it "fair" or "right" that for some perverse and altogether malevolent reason the world should be cursed with ONE Spudnuts yet MANY women.

Why is that?

Why so much unnecessary anguish?

Why do so many women have to go to bed each night without a Spudnuts (well... those who don't live near Richland, WA)?

It's an age old question and one which is perhaps best left to those of keener insight or wisdom than myself.

Say...

Like...

Jeff Hornicek.

Or David Caruso.

Or Urkel.

I got nowhere else to go!

I think we should all just call Rob "Bobby Mat" or "Bobby the Mat."

Like we're in a Scorcese film or something.

I got nowhere else to go!

You gonna finish those sausages...?

I got nowhere else to...

Ooo.

You can really taste the hemp.

There are seven people in the world allowed to call me Bobby.

And two died in 1986.

Are you threatening us?

No.

Not at all.

Okay.

Just a little.

(Mommy, they're laughing at my pain again!)

Spudnuts has nowhere else to...oh, forget it.

I got nowhere else to go!

time to D.O.R., spud

Well, I'd donate and all, but I can't input my f'in address the way it shows on my credit card bills because they don't give an extra line for "apartment".

Just give Your wife a couple extra hugs and kisses for me, Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)

AND I can't seem to see the f'in donate page anymore, or even the blog entry for it.

Hm.

I've always wondered how to say Casey Siemaszko myself.

Wait, Spudnuts is in MY state? I thought Spudnuts lived in Beaverton, Oregon.

spudnuts is in a gaseous state unless the temperature is below 40 degrees F. and he hasn't had any chile this week

I thought Spudnuts was in a flake form, until you add water.

Karla

www.ycdtotv.com
Here's a good 1980s kid show that was Nickelodeon
Just thought I'd share something cool

Don't any of you work??

Damn. All day long the cheese wheels around...

flakes, gas, whatever.

as long as they don't contain olestra.

Yeah, what happened to today's entry?

Wil may have become disheartened by all the shitty comments and pulled the entry and the PayPal buttons... shame!

Rob,

Hell, I thought it was pronounced Mat-SOOOSH-Ta, like Ta-KESH-ta (Takeshita)... Gee, just think of the fun the kiddies could have had with that one! :)

Colin,

Yeah, that's the Japanese pronunciation, but now I go by how the white man says it.

I mean, who am I to make waves?

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one confused by the complete lack of today's entry and the donation button.....

wil ought to just take a picture of his ass and sell it on Ebay

Ill have a Matsushita, an Encharitto, and a Mexi-melt

Yo Quero Matsushita

Guzunthiet

"Why the hell do Americans (and Canadians, and other English speaking people) seem to have such a hard time pronouncing Japanese names? Take it one syllable at a time"
Check out this site:
http://www.engrish.com/

i spelled goo-zunt-height wrong

it's "gesundheit"

New bi-lingual course now being offered by the University of Texas at El Paso (AKA armpit U): "Engrish as a Second Ranguage." No plelequisites.

there are a few things which I simply will not tolerate:

*Racism

*Bigotry

*Name calling

*Intolerance

Sorry, no bigotry intended... just playing off the engrish.com site post. Frankly, I should do so well in Japanese (or any other language).

colin,

Im sure you are not a bigot

I should have put quote marks or something anyway or pointed out that it was a quote from wil on soapbox

Peace

besides, i broke the rules earlier when I called wil a dork

Also, guys--engrish.com is one of my favorite sites, ever. I used to buy Japanese toys--just for the bad English on the box.

"I dat a prick-up or derivery?"

"Derivery."

"No prick-up?"

"No, no prick-up."

"Well. Maybe you try oyster!"

"Okay, just for that I'm not ordering your damn pizza!"

Uhm, Bluecat...

That was me with the 'Grey matter lives' post. :-)

Glad you liked it.
~Kaylin

Hi Will--

I am Oleg. I am a boy from L'America. (Hahaha.) I lik Star Trekk.My frend CB and I woch the reruns of it after we come home frum school. CB is my nice frend. He has a bad heart. He mioght ... JW is my mean frned. He thinks Star Treck is for geeks. He has browne hair shaped like a box. He hates Star Trek TNG, eckspeshiaally and thinks everywo is ugly. Mothersays iti because he is trubled. ANywy, I wil show him the ropes. I wil teach him to like StarTreck espeshialy TNG because thats my favrit. Foter says abowt Patrick Stewert, now thares a man hoo cold act. He ses abowt the womin hoo played yor muther, now why cant yur muther look like her, Og?? Then he laffs.

Keep up the good werk E?

Yours truley
Oleg Gene Krupa

Mr. Wheaton,
This is my first post on WWDN. I have been lurking for awhile and I really appreciate what you do here. It's great to see you are one of the few people that talks to their fans on the web like real people and you show what your life is really like, not a Hollywood version of it. You also don't have someone, like a publicist/manager, filtering out the bad posts. You see both the good and the bad.

Sorry to hear you had such a hard time with some of people here over this issue. I saw both sides of the issue but I also realize how hard it must be for you. Those of us out here that aren't in the celebrity spotlight have a hard enough time figuring out if something new we are going to do for our significant other is going to be appreciated or hated. You not only risk that but risk a whole lot of people that view your site hating something you do.

I have a feeling that your supporters on the board and your silent supporters way outnumber the noisy flamers.

Keep it real.

I know exactly what is going to happen in the new "Star Trek: Nemesis" movie...

Lwaxana comes to the Enterprise and catches Picard in a bad mood so he smacks her head with his sausage (coincedently cooked on a William Fucking Shatner Wil Wheaton Scott Bacula sucking Vanna White letter turning kick as tag team of Alex Trebek & Pat Sajac & Donny Osmond dirt licking $100,000 Pyrmaid hating murderer Grill which was replicated in Riker's personal... quarters) and she flies across the ship until she has a head on collision with Mr. Worf's rear. If he is still in his puberty thing as in "Insurrection", he'll probably fart her out and shoot her to the far reaches of the Dominion planet of Hell.

Poor ol' Wesley will see what happened and have a breakdown cuz he really wanted to see Lwaxana @ the funeral... oops... wedding so he locks himself in his quarters, goes on the internet and buys a Lwaxana mask from amazon.com and wears women's clothing to the wedding. Everyone will think that it's Lwaxana including Picard and Worf...

After the wedding they will follow her to her Pontiac Sunfire and brutally murder her/him/Wesley.

As for everyone else...

"Voyager" Crew:

"Admiral" Janeway are supposed to go to the wedding but, they get lost once again in the Delta Quadrant where they must start their journey all over again. "Star Trek: Voyager II" coming to UPN in about 8 weeks when they finally take that dumb ass "Enterprise" off the air and put that Bakula bastard in his place... I'm sure he'll take a quantum leap for man kind.

"Deep Space Nine" Crew:

Kira - she gets raped and murdered by Quark.
Bashir - hunts down O'Brian and proclaims his love for him.
Dax - has her period locked in a Vic Fontane program.
Vic Fontane - raped and killed by Dax.
Garak - gets drunk and makes passes at every Jem Hadar he sees.
Jake Sisko - becomes commander of DS9 and accidently crashes the station into the new World Trade Center Towers.

Other People:

Data - grows a beard, quits Starfleet, and hangs out with that tall drunk that always used to hang with Lwaxana.

Guinan - discovers that she is actually an Earth woman of the 21st century who is doomed to a center square in some low rated game show surrounded by 8 drunk hasbeens.

Q - makes guest appearences on Sesame Street every time the letter of the day is "Q".

Doctor Crusher - discovers that she and Wesley are siblings... think about it....

Mr. Spcok - enters into Pon farr and mates with willing Klingon women.

and last but not least...

Captain James T. Kirk - is brought back to life where he spends most of his time on the Weakest Link making passes as Anne Robinson. He also sneakes up at the Riker and Troi wedding, snatches the wedding cake and pigs out on it in a nearby swamp