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February 21, 2002

WTF?

I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I think the caption says it all.

Thanks (I think) to Courtney, who sent this to me.

Posted by wil at February 21, 2002 08:41 PM
Comments

I think it's just a cheesy publicity stunt.

Posted by: T at February 21, 2002 08:46 PM

No clue.

Speaking of WTF, tho... how about that figure skating? (;

Posted by: kendoka at February 21, 2002 08:51 PM

When were Ricky Martin and Metallica in the same venue together, anyway?

Posted by: kendoka at February 21, 2002 08:52 PM

OMG. That's......wrong....

Posted by: Stephanie at February 21, 2002 08:57 PM

I bet they hit him after the cameras were off

Posted by: jerhanner at February 21, 2002 08:57 PM

That picture should be illegal. That's just wrong. WRONG.

Posted by: Jess Lat at February 21, 2002 08:58 PM

hey I hear the russkies are going to shoot one of the n'stink kids into the Sun on a rocket; maybe they have room for those 3, too. Or at least Lars.

Posted by: jbay at February 21, 2002 08:59 PM

You know what..IU'm officially scared..
That's bout it. I'm scared

Posted by: shaynie at February 21, 2002 09:06 PM

Lars and James look a bit embarassed to be sandwiching Ricky Martin. I would be embarassed, too, if I got really drunk and all I got was a backstage pass and Ricky's "special attention".

Posted by: Alyx at February 21, 2002 09:10 PM

bwahaha..thats classic

Posted by: Agon at February 21, 2002 09:12 PM

I think its just getting into the spirit here... celebrating diversity an all that .. :P

Posted by: ArshesNei at February 21, 2002 09:13 PM

That's not cheesy.

The Cheese doesn't approve of music that cannot be shared or that could potentially steal its girlfriend...

Posted by: Roughy at February 21, 2002 09:25 PM

good freakin' lord.

~A

Posted by: anuj at February 21, 2002 09:26 PM

OK everyone sing along,

We are the world,
We are the children
We are the...


Is that a subliminol Halmark logo there on the TV screan?

Posted by: Keith in Montana at February 21, 2002 09:26 PM

uh, no

Posted by: Cherish at February 21, 2002 09:30 PM

I think that Ricky Martin must be a Metallica fan. I can't believe that Lars and James are fans of Ricky.
As for figure skating, Sarah Hughes performed wonderfully during the free skate.

Posted by: Suzanne at February 21, 2002 09:31 PM

"Wow, I'm actually hanging out with real musicians."

Posted by: Eric at February 21, 2002 09:32 PM

Jeez! Ricky sure has narrow hips.

Wonder if he can do a quad like Timothy Goebel.

Posted by: Don at February 21, 2002 09:51 PM

WTF??? is right!

Thanks, Wil. That's going right into my collection of "Signs the Apocalypse Is Inching Closer to Reality."

Posted by: Radiofreewill at February 21, 2002 10:37 PM

actually, this isn't surprising at all, just your usual moment of cheesy pop-acts mingling. And for those who were wonderin: the real Metallica were replaced by record company clones years ago (ca.1990).

Posted by: Andreas at February 21, 2002 10:42 PM

/me agrees whole-heartedly with Andreas

This just makes me shake my head and sigh "I'm glad I like real crappy bands that no-one knows" 8-P

Posted by: ghost at February 21, 2002 10:45 PM

Eeeeiiiip...Eeeeeiiiip....Eeeeiiiip

*runs screaming from the computer*

Posted by: Dee at February 21, 2002 10:47 PM

I've been coming here for awhile now but never commented, until now. Now I have a purpose. That purpose is to say "What in the bloody blue hell is happening to this world?!" I am thoroughly frightened now. * sits and waits for the world as we know it to come to a horrifying, pop induced halt*

Posted by: Melly at February 21, 2002 11:01 PM

After a quick bit of searching, I found this page:

http://www.metallicaxxxpage.com/0700.htm
which says:

James and Lars were seen at a Ricky Martin concert at the Oakland Coliseum Arena on July 24th. They watched the show from the soundboard, then made their way backstage and said hello to Martin.

The world is getting weirder by the minute...

Posted by: Lionfire at February 21, 2002 11:19 PM

Sweet mother of God.

Posted by: KJB at February 21, 2002 11:37 PM

I personally think Metallica sucks anyway.

"The world is getting weirder by the minute" -Lionfire

"In the 60s, people used to take LSD to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." - guy from Blur

Posted by: Thor at February 21, 2002 11:56 PM

*Zoiks!!*

Posted by: Artisticspirit at February 22, 2002 01:14 AM

Jesus fucking Christ, I think Metallica is totally losing whatever coolness they had leftover after they lost most of it when they released the Load of an album.

You know, money does strange things to people. Fifteen years ago, who would have thunk it?

Posted by: Jun at February 22, 2002 01:21 AM

I remember back when Metallica had Long Hair, and they were cool with kickass music.
I think it's like in that old story about Sampson and Delilah, you cut your hair, you turn into a suckass wimp.

but then... Ricky Martin had long hair too.....

Posted by: AMStrange at February 22, 2002 01:57 AM

James and Lars went to a *Ricky Martin* concert?!! What's next..? Britney headlining OzzFest? Anyway, that picture reminded me of something Monsieur Wheaton wrote in September:
-------------------------------------------------
...I'm on the way home with Anne, and this really wussy song comes on the radio, and she says, "Is this The Crash Test Dummies?" (One of the wussiest bands in history, for those of you scoring at home)

"No, it's Metallica." I told her.

So if any of you were wondering if Metallica has completey lost it, there you are. I can't believe that the guys who croak out "Until It Sleeps" are the same guys who gave me whiplash in 95 listening to "Damage Incorporated" and "Master of Puppets"

Posted by: ParadoxFalls at February 22, 2002 02:14 AM

Holy shit! The Metallica Slashers were right! They *have* been fucking!

Dude!

Posted by: MsAllegro at February 22, 2002 03:00 AM

"It's game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?"

Posted by: John Tchoe at February 22, 2002 03:17 AM

Answer: They're all corporate rock whores?

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at February 22, 2002 03:43 AM

Eh ... I think they look kind of cute together. :o)~

Posted by: Sosal at February 22, 2002 04:32 AM

brrr....sure is cold down here in hell these days.....

Posted by: turtles11 at February 22, 2002 04:53 AM

And from another point of few...
Get those weird heavy metal freaks away from my Ricky Martin! They're just trying to steal his talent!!

No, seriously, I'm a waay bigger fan of Ricky Martin that I am of Metallica. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Elena at February 22, 2002 05:21 AM

weird metal freaks?? Hey, we have feelinga too y'know...

Weird metal freaks....indeed. Pffft.

Anyhow, we all know Mr Martin likes a little bit of man lovin', especialy when he gets treated to a spit-roasting..oooh yes.... ;)

Posted by: James at February 22, 2002 06:24 AM

ok...that makes me twitch...

Posted by: Gina at February 22, 2002 06:52 AM

i didn't think they could get any more commercial and corporate. ah, well. i've been wrong before.

it's amazing how the big road tours, videos, then videos with girls, radio play, etc. were all bad things until metallica started doing them. sometimes i wonder if cliff hadn't been killed, would they still be big sellouts? i don't know.

ah, well... i still sneak a listen to master of puppets (my girlfriend's) when no one's looking...

Posted by: garee at February 22, 2002 06:58 AM

That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.

Posted by: Max Dobberstein at February 22, 2002 07:27 AM

What the hell... if Kid Rock can get up there and sing country with Hank Williams, Jr, why not Metallica and Ricky? Either way, your ears will bleed...

Posted by: Thumper at February 22, 2002 08:00 AM

MetalliWhore and Ricki Martin... slut central?? Geeze, as if MW can't make enough money by selling themselves to the RIAA, they have to get RM and his sleeze to pay up for a shot like that? What is this world coming to?? I guess, "Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely."
IMHO

Posted by: Hedonist6969 at February 22, 2002 08:38 AM

Good googly moogly.

Posted by: Kman at February 22, 2002 08:45 AM

Eep!

Maybe Ricki's going to replace Jason Newstead on bass.

>>J

Posted by: Joseph at February 22, 2002 08:56 AM

Metallica and rikki. Oh that so does not go together. WHO IS RUINING MY FAV BAND!!

Posted by: DaleJrBlueEyes at February 22, 2002 08:58 AM

metallica is obviously using ricki as there poster child for their anti-Napster campaign.

"Poor little Ricki has lost millions of dollars..."

Posted by: Mayor at February 22, 2002 09:16 AM

Comment, Part Deaux:

Posted by AMStrange at February 22, 2002 01:57 AM
"James and Lars went to a *Ricky Martin* concert?!! What's next..? Britney headlining OzzFest?"

Nope... it'll be Britney heading Ozzy... on her knees...

Posted by: hedonist6969 at February 22, 2002 09:18 AM

EWWWWWWWWW!! how did this happen!!! I bet they Kicked RM butt after they took the pic, it wouldnt be good for legal purposes to have a pic of RM beaten up now would it, so they had to take the pic before they kicked his A**!

Posted by: Punkster17 at February 22, 2002 10:35 AM

*Looks at the picture*
*Blinks*
*Rubs eyes*
*Blinks again*
Alright...I'll bite...
Someone throw me a bone, I must be missing something here...Metalica....Ricky Martin...Metalica...nope, sorry, I can't seem to make the connection.
*frumps*
~Kaylin

Posted by: Kaylin at February 22, 2002 11:10 AM

Isn't it obvious what's going on here?

Ricky's trying to live la vida loca. :0

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week.

Posted by: olafandy (the poster formerly known as Jon) at February 22, 2002 12:28 PM

I'm not suprised at all, metalica have been steadily wussing out for the last 10 years or so. Next week they'll be opening for Dream and Edens Crush.

I miss Cliff... He was awesome. Why did he have to die... He's probably rolling in his grave with what james and lars are doing to his memory...

Posted by: mecharossilla at February 22, 2002 01:02 PM

Scene the picture after the camera person walks away.
Lars: So me and motherfuckin'James Hatfield are here to explain copyright protection
James: Ugh!
Ricky: You mean like Napster?
James: FIRE BAD, er NAPSTER BAD!
Lars: Yeah BAD, man! so you better join us and RIAA on this or I will unless a fury of KICKASS on your BUTT!
Ricky: Sounds like fun, the butt part...
Lars: Oh, *confused* ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
James: FIRE BAD!
Lars: We have George Michael on our side..
Ricky: Oh I am in!
-end scene-

(yup, going to hell for this....)

Posted by: Thomas at February 22, 2002 01:41 PM

I didn't need to see the post about Metallica being at a Ricky Martin show to know who was a guest at where. My keen mind already picked up on the picture of Ricky Martin on the guest badge on Lars' belt. It's blurry, but you can tell.

After they proved my father right in all of our arguments about the music I used to listen to I have despised them. He always said it was bs and that I should be a good little Irish catholic boy and cut my hair, wear jeans without holes in them and get rid of the leather jacket and boots. He called me such loving things like "dirtbag" and "lowlife". He told me it was all an act and therefore I was being an idiot for liking it. I dealt with it, because I believed it was more than a money grubbing scheme. Maybe it was a long time ago, but they sold out and sold their fans out to the RIAA. I may not be as rebellious as I used to be, but that was still a slap in the face. It was a very long time before I could listen to their older stuff without feeling angry at them. Can't listen to the new stuff without feeling ill though.

To hell with them. I'm still wearing denim and leather and I don't give a damn what they or my old man thinks about it anyway. To quote SOD: "It's not how you wear your hair, it's what's inside your head." Well, we can see what's going on in their heads nowadays.

Posted by: tskll at February 22, 2002 01:52 PM

they look awefully "chummy" with each other...

Posted by: oki at February 22, 2002 02:01 PM

Don, narrow hips is right. Even though that's supposed to be a biologically *masculine* attribute, on him it just looks *girly*! If I had this image on my hard drive, it would be called, "Three people I would never ever pay money to see." (Sorry Ricky and Metallica fans, but I just wouldn't.)

Nacey.

Posted by: nacey at February 22, 2002 02:44 PM

You're welcome, Wil. ^_-

Heh, I thought you guys would enjoy(?) this one.

I'm still confused. I did figure out they were at Ricky's concert because it looks like Lars is wearing a Ricky Martin backstage pass(?). That didn't help my confusion, though.

Shake your Bon Bon!
Shake your Bon Bon!

*hwarrrf*

/cp

Posted by: Courtney at February 22, 2002 02:52 PM

Ha Ha, her cheap imitation of your site had 0 and 4 comments.....pretty sad.......Ha Ha Ha!

Posted by: Nick Burr at February 22, 2002 03:51 PM

Ha Ha, her cheap imitation of your site had 0 and 4 comments.....pretty sad.......Ha Ha Ha!

Posted by: Nick Burr at February 22, 2002 03:52 PM

Ha Ha, her cheap imitation of your site had 0 and 4 comments.....pretty sad.......Ha Ha Ha!

Posted by: Nick Burr at February 22, 2002 03:52 PM

dude u suck use the eastern coast time!

Posted by: Nick Burr at February 22, 2002 03:54 PM

can anyone recommend a good seeing eye dog for me? i will no longer be needing the use of my own eyes

Posted by: scott sutton at February 22, 2002 03:59 PM

Jeez, Nick, no need for flaming.

I also don't think you have grounds for flaming since you have an AOL homepage.

For the record, I had my site up before I even saw Wil's. And I know I'm not famous.

:rolleyes:

Posted by: Courtney at February 22, 2002 04:42 PM

Why use eastern time if she's on the west coast? DUH! If it's too hard to calculate the time in your head, count on your fingers, son. Sheesh!

Posted by: Nicki at February 22, 2002 05:59 PM

Issue closed.

So what about Ricky's Bon Bon?

Anyone?

Posted by: Courtney at February 22, 2002 06:21 PM

"...I'm on the way home with Anne, and this really wussy song comes on the radio, and she says, "Is this The Crash Test Dummies?" (One of the wussiest bands in history, for those of you scoring at home)"

WTF!!! DUMMIES ROCK!

Posted by: dake at February 22, 2002 06:53 PM

whoah,
that is by far the coolest picture that i have seen in a while. now i'm gonna have that image in my head while i'm listening to their music. freaky.

Posted by: kristin at February 22, 2002 07:30 PM

Wow...I'm still trying to wrap my brain around that one. That's the funniest shit I've seen all day and I've seen some funny stuff.

Posted by: Patrick at February 22, 2002 08:02 PM

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake my hand. We're off to never never land.

Posted by: Fred Fowler at February 22, 2002 09:52 PM
Posted by: selynda at February 22, 2002 10:36 PM

DISCLAIMER:

Before I start, may I take this opportunity to declare, that I'm not the greatest Metallica fan, so, my sincerest apologies to their fans, whomever, you may be! And now onto the good stuff!

Scary Movie Moment.

RICKY: "Dude, do I look gay in this shirt?"

Guy on the left: "Nah!..........Do I??"

Guy on the right (in an EXTREMELY effeminate voice): "Well, tug on my beard, I'll tug you and we'll soon find out!"

Posted by: Foxychik at February 23, 2002 11:42 AM

metallica sucks, remember?

Posted by: eduardo at February 23, 2002 10:09 PM

/me most definatly has the last comment on this page :P

That's a weird ass picture

Posted by: hal97 at July 11, 2003 01:02 AM
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