Very cool.

We're always here to help, expound, share, and otherwise comment, Wil.

;-)

CCP

Does this mean you'll be doing a spread in Playboy?

"The internet's most top celebrities"

Well, Wil, you _are_ getting up there. I found a buncha livejournals talking about you recently... I thought I was the only one. Guess not.

But, um, what a follower. I knew you wanted to be just like Britney.

:->

delete the word most in the above quote.

I suck.

"The internet's Top celebrities"

Glad we could help ya out, Wil. But, boy, that sure was lots of reading, wasn't it?

Mmmm...Gillian Anderson...The only real reason to continue watching the X-Files. That is, when she's on it.

There you, see what did I tell you everything would be better in the morning. Remember, it's ok to be concerned about all the "crap in the world", just don't let the "smell" overwhelm you and you'll be fine.

TGIF

im glad you are doing better.

i go back and forth every once in a while, getting in a "everything is wrong" funk, and then after a while of being surrounded by people who are good and are trying to make everything around them good, i start to feel better.

yes, i too have noticed recently that a couple people posted about wilwheaton.net on livejournal.

i wonder joy, if we have the same friends or if wil is just blowing up :P

can there really be that many nerds? yes, i suppose there can.

We love you Wil! LOL! Britney? EWWW! If Jeff Gordon danced in the Pepsi commercials I believe they would be hilarious and worth watching.

I didn't get a chance to comment last night, so here's my thoughts in brief:

There is a silver lining to noticing how farked-up the world is.

That's when you step back and realize: "Well. At least now there's one more person who gives a shit."

I don't know if the world's more violent or depraved now or when I was younger--sometimes I think there's just a bigger mirror to look at ourselves in.

Lately, I've been stuck in my own little world--but now I'm thinking it's because there's simply nowhere else to go.

But I'm at that age, I think.

At the same time, we've gone from "don't trust anyone over thirty" to "I must accomplish EVERYTHING before I'm thirty."

Aw, crap. I'm thirty.

At any rate, this is the mode that usually causes ME to feel that the world's crumbling underneath my feet.

I guess that's why I put a lot of stock in giving a shit--because when you retreat to your own little world, it just kind of makes the real one that's out there a whole lot scarier when you resurface.

Not sure if that made sense.

It's tough to stay depressed about world events when your poop tastes like candy....

You actually read the "whole" thing even the Vegetarian perspective. (Bleu looks for the eye drops to give to Wil)hehe You have my up most respect Sir and may the bluebird of happiness come rest upon you shoulder.

Uh-oh. I only recognize three of the sexiest women, and one of them is Wil!

Does this mean I need to get out more or less?

Hey, hehe there's Wil in the company of many beautiful women. Hope your wife doesn't like the color green(jealous), otherwise you might find youself sleeping on the couch tonight. Just kidding, you must be so proud.

The picture of Uncle Willy on the FARK sight was great. The perfect touch! It looks like Wil is nodding his head and thinking "Oh hell yeah." I know I would be...

Wil w/ 1 L,

I had a friend in High School who's name is Bil. He wrote for the school paper and used the Alias Bil Withonel. With-one-l get it. HaHA.

Chris

Maybe it's a good thing Anne doesn't get on the computer that often! :)

olafandy jon wrote:

>Maybe it's a good thing Anne doesn't get on the >computer that often! :)

No kidding. But I think Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) prints the comments out. Not sure.

OMG - ROTFLMFAO. That graphic is priceless. I had to go to the website for real to make sure that it wasn't something nifty you did.

Whoever did that, I bow to them. Great humor. I really needed a good laugh this morning. Can't seem to get my webpage to work. It's uploaded but NOTHING happens!!!!!

Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh!

HEHEHE... in one day, your one of the sexiest and your poop tates like candy. Arent you lucky :)

there are a lot of ljers that lurk here and love this site.

me being one of them.

Re. the banner - LOL! You lucky guy: now I understand that grin.

All it takes is a nomination in a national magazine to show you that, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa.

Glad your feeling better.

Well maybe that dude from Fark isn't telling Wil his real intentions. It seems Wil is a steady feature of Fark... hmm?
Anyone else wondering?

Nah... No wondering here. Wil and FARKers generally run parallel.

Okay, I went to the FHM 100 Sexiest blah, blah and yup, there you are. Why? You ask.

It only took me a second but mostly, what I saw, were boobs. You do the math.

HEY! It's a JOKE for chrissake! This is supposed to be funny, right?

Well what I WANT to know is WHO was the taster?
And where and when was this "taste test" done?
Oh on second thought I don't want to know!

SPUDNUTS where are you?

I voted for you and Rupaul!!

ps I think we should have a caption contest for that banner. My entry: "Wil Wheaton's got a posse"

I voted for you over and over again... you must win, you must be on cover, you must be sexiest girl of 2002!!!

I'm not sure if I want Wil to win, but at least it would be nice to see him place higher than Roxann Biggs Dawson. LMAO

Gee. Think of the money you'll save come Easter, Halloween and St. Valentine's Day.
You just got my vote. I suggest a simple black dress with your best pearls when you accept the award. You don't want to look TOO slutty.

Wil, why you gotta be so cool, dawg? I feel exactly like you did in the last post sometimes. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one. Me and my honey *love* to read your site. It's not that your famous (which you are), and it's not that we're Trekkies (which we are), it's that you write funny, amusing, thoughtful, intelligent things that makes us nod our heads in understanding at the screen. Thanks, Wil.

Well, someone at FARK msg board thinks your name sounds like a laxative biscuit. I never knew there was such a thing as a laxitive biscuit. But them changing the banner is rocking my boat today. I saw that link before they put your pic on it. Maybe this will help you get more gigs? *who knows*

Congratulations Wil...
You are now considered one of "the internet's top celebrities"

Thanks for showing me that picture at FHM. I needed a good laugh.

I may have to agree with the Farkers, Wil... where are the boobies?

Funny banner. Of course now it's that Crusher kid instead of Wil. Does that mean I should vote for Wesley instead of Wil? Hmm. Still no boobies. Now I'm confused.

oooh, the picture changed.

now it's wesley crusher.....

It's about time the world figured out what we all know...Uncle Willy rocks. ;)

Wil, I like you and all, but just because you're being nominated for the top 100 sexiest women on the internet, does not mean I will dream about you at night. I have my limits. :P

P.S. Good Luck!

Hey Wil, I voted for you as sexiest woman in the world. Wha was I thinknig? I meant to vote for Shatner.

Haaaa HAaaaa - that's so funny! I love it!

That's funny! I was having a really shitty day today, and that kinda cheered me up. Thanks Wil.

Thank you, Will, for providing me with my new desktop image. I think you have a real chance at winning. Can't wait for the pictorial!

More than any other phrase in the history of the English language, this one begs to be said by Chief Wiggam's son Ralphy on The Simpsons.

"My poop tastes like candy!"

-dave.

Go wil! Go Wil! Go Wil!!!!!!! Win! Win! Win!

If it were true, you could market it and sell it as.......

WHEATTY NUGGETS

Thanks for the laugh

you people creep me out when you call him "uncle willy". that's just very disturbing.

I couldn't help it. I had to get you into a worlds sexiest something. I'm still working on the worlds sexiest man part. George Clooney just doesn't want to give that up. Glad your feeling better this morning. Just know that when something bad happens, something good is coming around the corner. Thinking positive is always the best cure for doubt.

So if you win the FHM 100 Sexiest Women of the Year will you pose for them?

And yes...Gillian Anderson is Hot...Gotta love redheads.

heather -

but he is our uncle willy. is it just me or do some people who come here have little or no sense of humor????

The banner on the FHM site is a classic, especially the one before they changed to an older picture of Wil.

Wil is back.....in pog form.

David

Heather: If you read back to Wil's older postings you will see that he sometimes calls himself "Uncle Willie". We are just his posse and call him whatever he wants. *grin*

A few minutes ago, we had Wil with... Janet Reno? And now R2-D2?

It's nice to know that some things remain constant. Like Willy-boy. Oh yeah.

Can you feel the love?

I voted for you. I'd love to see one of those freaking cheesecake magazines put you on the cover... yikes... that did NOT come out right.

I voted for you TWICE.
yes. that means I CHEATED for you.
that means I SMASHED MY MORALS for YOU.

Id say thats at least good for a free Wil Wheaton Action Figure.

HAHAHAHAHA!

now it's uncle Willie, R2-D2, Christopher Walken, Jenna Bush, and one hottie!

"Je bande donc je suis."

internet people scare me

My poop tastes like cheese.

Tomorrow, it tastes like Irish Cheese.

Wonder if Bailey's makes that?

Mmmmmmmm...Bailey's.

Irish Cheese Poop.

Somehow, doesn't sound so good.

If it's yellow-colored Irish Cream Poop Cheese...

Man, maybe I should just have a baby or something if I'm coming up with all these odd colored poopie things.

Anyone ever see www.ratemypoo.com ? Maybe that pertains here a bit more.

My poop smells like Cheese.

Hope y'all have fun while I'm in Ireland! May the Spudnuts come back for a visit!

Wheeeeeeee!

This is hilarious! I really hope you place in the top five so we can read the blurb when the issue comes out. Perhaps they'll call you next time the "space babes" issue comes out as well!

I have to agree with several others on this board: Gillian Anderson is a hottie!

Good Luck! I'm off to vote now! Keep eating right so your poop tastes like candy! LOL!

Oh man. They've been updating the image at FHM all day long, and the thread at FARK about it is just HUGE.

This is so insanely funny.

What a nice balance to yesterday.

BYE ROUGHY! Have fun - have a safe trip!

they added ponch and hasselhof... hahahahaha oh man is that funny...

"Je bande donc je suis."

que es mas macho, Erik Estrada, o Wil Wheaton?

Hahaha, you're in the company of Mr. T now :)

Is that Fred Rodgers?

Actually they wanted Will Shatner instead of Wil Wheaton but he kept messing up the line.

"My poop taste like STARBUCKS"

What a lucky break Wil!

Uncle Willy is back in the picture... minus his shirt. These people are starting to disturb me now...

I'm gonna' go reload the page now.

That's funny, they've been changing the picture all day, so that by the time I actually got over there to see it, it was David hasselhoof, Mr. T and Mr. Rogers. No Wil anywhere. But the farkers made noise and five minutes later a topless Wil Wheaton was pictured among those famous misters. Anyway, someone over there at FHM is having a hell of a good time today.

If you haven't, I suggest you take a gander at fark.com - there's a link to the FHM top 100 sexiest women.... Wil is a contender.... *laf*
a TOPLESS Wil at that... yeehaw!
FHM r0x0rs. fark.com r0x0rs. Wil r0x0rs. this has definitely made for a great start of a Friday night!!! *laffs*

*realizes what he just did and kicks himself in the head for having tee many martooni's with dinner*

That was quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in, oh.......... ever. Man. Oh. Man.

I managed to keep an archive of all the changes the FHM page went through. (: Check it out here:

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=24688287

Congratulations, Wil! We Farkers helped make history and had a blast doing it! What a great Friday, and boy, did you deserve it. Hope your Anne feels very lucky today ;) Fark On, sugar!

man, this is just plain cool, wil and fark, hijacking the web... must vote will... must vote will... will look behind you... somethin special awaits...

sorry for mispelling your name... i type too fast sometimes...

Wow Wil! How did they manage to get a hold of your poo to see what it tastes like?

I've been told my poo tastes like candy too.

You've been linked.

$;@)

J

dake -

"Je bande donc je suis."

t'es un rigolo, toi

THE POWAR OF THE INTARWEB COMPELS J00

Wil.. you are DA man..

When you make it to the top, Smack Britney around for me please.. :)

Wil, I'm tryin not to laugh cause my office is very quiet and that would probably give away the fact that I'm not working. Do ya think!? Or maybe they'll assume that file labels are hillarious? Thanks FARK members for making that archive since I missed most of the changes.

Dude that poop thing was funny, man.

iren- merci.
I was wondering if anyone would get it.

I visit your site regualrly Wil,Big Fan.
But your comment boards give me a toothache.

Wil, I submitted that link to fark last night while looking for some spank material.

That was my first link to get accepted!

Thanks for the inspiration!

G-tron

this is too damn much fun... i really want to see wil on the cover of FHM. Rock out with your cock out.

Wil,
If you win this vote, I think you should try for President next.

...and dake: good for you, but you don't have to flaunt it ;-)

Dude.

Wil, you're the next... I dunno.

I've got it.

"Wesley Crusher: Borg Queen Pop Icon"

No.

"Wesley Crusher: Borg Queen", as played by "Wil Wheaton: Pop Idol"

Yessssss.

so...

wil...

you're a sexy woman now?...

good to know.

i mean...

i've always found you a little sexy...

but that just puts things in a whole new perspective.

oh...

by the way (hah, i spelled it out completely out without any problem), i now own "stand by me" and "toy soldiers". and this is the first time i actually saw "toy soldiers", very quoteable by the way; just one question: Why the HELL didn't anybody warn me what happens to wil in it?

okay, i'm done.

peace, love, and bubble-gum,
Ronda LOU

Go Wil! ;op

And about the last post...it isn't a downer at all. Sometimes I stop and wonder what's happened to the world lately. Like you said, everybody wants a happy life...that's really all there is to it.

-james-

Heh Heh, very cool Wil.

Hope you get a mention in the mag next month, and if you do, you MUST put the details of it up for those of us not in the USA to find out about it ...OK!

Congrats, Wil...I, too, put a vote in for you, just like hundreds - nay, thousands - of other fellow *posse* members did.

Glad to hear it's cheered you up a bit after yesterday's posting...no comment from me on that...there were enough good comments said from others...

Everyone have a great weekend!

Take care,

While the thought of you winning the contest does tweak my sense of humour, I must, however, decline to vote for you in the contest because even the remote possibility of Wil Wheaton festooned in pasties and a jock strap (I'm assuming that you have at least an iota of modesty) gracing the cover of any magazine offends even my dark and twisted sensibilities!

John McGregor

I don't know what my p00p tastes like....I couldn't get past the smell!

Must have been from eating all those greasy cheesburgers, yum! t's sort of a vegan diet, since cows are vegans, right, John?

ah well... the one the only Wil, shall become sexiest girl of the year... if this actually happens, I'm looking for J.Lo to become humanitarian of the year...

Ok, I voted for Wil Wheaton.

But I also voted for ROXANN DAWSON!

Its the least we could do for one great looking lady!

Watch out, Keith...if you vote for her, she may think you're coming on to her.

HA!

;)

Well WIL - I must admit that you've filled out quite a bit since the days you were in "BOPP" & "BIG BOPPER" Magazines. Ahh...those were the days. I was in middle school - "The Coreys" were all the rage and my friends and I papered the walls of my room with pictures from those mags. YECH! It makes me cringe to think that I was that way. Take me out and SHOOT me!

Like some redneck in Montana could ever compete with you, Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)

JSc

of course, whatelse would cheer a guy up. depressed? -talk about attractive women. im day dreaming about you in plaid pjs, eatin' fritos and watching the ms. usa 2002 pageant.

Hey Wil,
I just watched a story on 20/20 about the SAG strike, where a small-potatoes actor was banned for life from the SAG for auditioning for a commercial(which he didn't do when he found out there was a strike)and where Elizabeth Hurley was forgiven for doing several commercials during the strike claiming she didn't know about it.Same with Tiger Woods and Shaq. Both knew (IMO) there was a strike yet neither was banned. What's up with that??
ps. I'm not blaming you of course.
I've been burned by unions and consider them all corrupt in varying degrees.

pps. I think your Moron Link is dead.

Um, dunno if someone's makin' fun outta your site mr. wheaton :)

http://www.somethingawful.com/

You don't know?

That was one of the sweetest parodies I've seen in a while.

Tee hee

Yo all, Wil, I stopped in to say man o man....

Wil, thanks fer being a sport about that FHM sexiest women voting..... that definatly made my Friday ! For those that aren't FARKer's, it started as a joke, to vote for Wil....and the guys at FHM magazine caught on and first placed Wil in the banner.....then all hell broke loose !! I've never laughed at my monitor that hard before. Peeps I work with were looking at me weird !.... that link is to a page I set up with the banners in order...throughout the day...as FHM changed it.. http://atlantic.photoisland.com/servlet/com.arcsoft.LoginNew?com=arcsoftBanner&awp=index4.html&DIRECT=show&USERNAME=vegasj&WHO=guest ...password is 'Farkers' (no quotes). I know "Wedge" a farker set up an animated one that kinda slide shows them all, but it's 1.4 mb and I can hear you 56ker's cussing already...

Thanks again Wil ! and if your ever in Las Vegas, I owe you a Guiness(sp?).
VegasJ

Hello! In my oppinion you are hotter,but then again I have loved you since the late 80's and early 90's. You have always been my favorite actor so it probably doesn't count that I think that. I think it does and I am very sure your wife would think so too. Thank you for reading the reply's not many actors/actresses do, so thank you:)

Man, what a great comic strip! Even above and beyond lumping Wil, Britney, and Gillian together.

I'm another LJ'er who reads Wil's site daily.

Haven't had time to read through all the notes in this list, so someone may already have posted it.

Go look at www.somethingawful.com

(Might have to type it in yourself, as I don't know the codes to drop hypertext into a post offhand)

Funny-ass parody of Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)'s site.

:)

Wo0t!

well, we can't have THAT as the last post !

denny likes poop sites

This doesn't have to do with anything on your site really but are you going to make an appearance in the new Star Trek movie?

This is the second time I've been directed to this page via a random google search. The first time I was looking up "food with faces." The second one was trying to find the email address of my friend "Bil Withonel" (with one 'L').

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