Now that's just upsetting.

For a minute i thought it was one of those Monty Python ladies in the middle... thanks for clearing that up lol.

I'm a little baffled as to what sort of comment one could post on this.

Speechless, just speechless.

LOL!! Great clothes dude.

Hella nice getup you've got there ;)

Er, is this what you did when the wife and kids were away?

Too sexy Too sexy!

Oh, Hmmmmmmmm,

That is, without a doubt, the UGLIEST pimp outfit I have EVER seen. And I used to watch Starsky & Hutch fer cryin'out loud.

Priceless!!! Thanks for sharing this...hee hee hee!

At first I thought it was some sort of Christopher Columbus outfit. Nice hat dude. Goes well with the "looking-down-my-nose-at-you-peons" attitude. :-)

WooHoo, Baby!! You got some outfit going on there.

Dang, now I have a crush on you!

Oh Sweet Jesus! I'm speechless...

Uh. . .I dare you to replace the pic in the upper left of your site with a closeup of you in this one! C'mon, let the masses see the real Uncle Willie every day! Oh and I agree with one of the above posts. . .now we know what you did when Anne and the kids were away. heh.

dah-ling, just dahling!

Looky! Another silly picture to add to my collection! MUAHAHAHA!

Oh. My. Gawd.

'Nuff said.

I don't know what it is about that outfit you have on, but you kinda look like Winona Rider. Is it just me?

You havn't been out stealing dresses lately, have you?

Daniel

LOL. Why are you the only one "pimped up"?

Interesting fashion choice. :)

LOL. Why are you the only one "pimped up"?

Interesting fashion choice. :)

Move along there ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing to see here. Move along...

King on Pimpin' Wil!

Sorry. I didn't mean to post twice. My computer's acting up again.

I have no idea how to be on topic.

I am so screwed now.

I am SO baffled as to why anyone - including you (the online Wil I usually agree with!) thinks dressing up as or being a pimp is a cool thing to do.

Whoa... ehm... nice hat?

Isn't it obvious?

If it's good enough for Jesus, it's damn well good enough for Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)

Gwahaha, made me smile.
A very disturbed, scarred smile, but a smile none the less.

Aaaaaaw, is a cute picture there, Wil. I like it! ^_^ But, you really don't look like the pimp type LOL, sorry...

Daniel, I was thinking the same thing!

Too bad the photo isn't in color so we could see the nasty outfit in all its glory.

And Wil, you should have had the shirt open a bit more... I mean, if you want to get *into* the pimp thing, you gotta really go for it!

Love that chain you got there ;)

Why does Keith look like Sigmund Freud? He just needs a cigar......

This would made a great CD cover - have you ever considered rapping? ;)

OUt of vast curiosity why in this pictuture and in another picture on Adam's web site does Wil look very stoned?
-R

this is for your sketch comedy, I am presuming...

right?

I'll give you a buck for the pendant

That's wrong! Just plain wrong!

Have you been raiding your Great-Grand-Father's dusty old chest again?

I'm in love.

I wonder if that's what a younger Kyle MacLachlan would look like, all pimped out.

I am SO pleased with that picture.

And hot soup girl - that's ok, we still love you.

Niiiiice! Diggin it.

And finally, this week Bob Dylan revealed the inspiration for "Leopard-skin pill-box hat".

Think of all the polyester tigers that gave their lives for the sake of comedy...it’s tragic, really...we should have a benefit concert.

or start PETFA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Faux Animals

So what the hell happened to your closet, and why the fuck were you in front of it when it exploded?

And where's the 'hos? I wanna see the merchandise.

Oh, and the title just proved that Sweet Uncle Willie (sir!) is a closet WWF fan.

Hmmm...come to think of it, Sweet Uncle Willie might be a great name for a WWF manager, or something.

here's pimpin larry wall at ALS 10/2K:

Cathy O. Raymond, Larry Wall, Me

damned thing doesn't work very well:
spinster.org/photos/als/pimpin_larry_sm.jpg

OMG I can't beleive that outfit. What pray tell was the sketch you were working on? You were working on a sketch, weren't you?

Well here's to you Pimpin Sweet Uncle Willie.

Does anyone else think Wil looks a bit like Sylvester Stallone in his early Rocky days here?

Uh... Just me then...

Ahhhh.

I see the next entry for a Fark Photoshop contest right in front of me.

I dare you to wear that outfit whilst playing Dodgeball with Tiffany on Wednesday! :)

The first thing that hat made me think of is Steve Martin in "Three Amigos."

And this is SCREAMING for a photoshop contest when the 'box is working again!

I'm Scared!

Where's the beard?

Pimps up-Ho's down!!!!
Hey now that's an outfit- so can I be one yo-hos'-sweet daddy!!!!!:P
"70's music starts playin!!!"

I think i'm a little scared... but I really don't want to mention that. Yup., Just keepin' my mouth *shut* bout the picture.

....... uh .......

....... um .......

....... yeah, ok .....

>> and Adam on the right.

To the right of Andy Dick?

I'm too lazy to Photoshop in Pimphat Jesus, so just use your imagination, fuckers.

I'll give $5 for the pendant. Shit, $50 for the whole outfit (cane included) and there's a deal if I ever heard one.

Who's the guy glomming in the background behind Keith's elbow?

That tiny African-American gentleman serves as the "conscience" of Mr. Van Straaten, the angel perched upon his shoulder, if you will.

Ummmmm, impressive, Sparks! But, I think we were shielded by your love for us, in that the pic is NOT in all its color glory? Please tell me that's true, huh? huh?

I'm speechless...!
This outfit is... *grin*... nice. Where was your dresser???

that getup o' wil's is really strange and frightening (but these comments are hilarious!)

What would you have gotten if you'd actually won the bet?

Ha ha! That's an awesome picture. ;)

Very nice. I especially like how your head is canted to the side in that cocksure "Bitch, you betta have mah money or I gon' haveta use mah pimp cane" sort of look. (I do not advocate the beating of ANYONE with canes for money.) Look out, Son of Dolemite. Here comes Sweet Uncle Willie.

THIS is sooooooo sad...Uncle Wil the depths you
have sunk too for publicity...(but funny!)

Listen, Huggy Bear just called. He wants you to drop his dry cleaning off at the pool hall. Don't be late. : )

Hush yo' mouth, Wesley ;)

Uncle Willie just needs the '72 Oldmobile Cutlass Pimpmobile, and he'd have the full style goin' down.

This is so odd that I had to look at it for awhile, go away and then come back and look at it some more. Kinda like a car accident or something. : )

On the other hand I've got to admire anyone who is willing to put themselves out like that for their art. I could never do it.

ohhhh man, wil. Thats the best picture I've ever seen.

Unca Willie kindof looks like Shakespeare and Mr. T collided. ;)

I would just like to say:

1. Hello
2. Nice Digs Wil
3. Is that picture available in color?

Thank you.
Go back to your lives citizens.

That's a great pic Wil. I'll be smiling all day.

You turned comments back on when I wasn't looking?

What kind of a hat is that???

Even on '70's TV I never saw anyone wearing anything like that.

Oh, deeply disturbing. Stuff of nightmares!

LMAO!!

Now thats the sort of thing that Wesley Crusher should have been wearing on the Enterprize. Picard would get mouthy and he could back hand him and tell him to ease up fool.

*cries* Oh God...I'll never be able to watch another re-run of ST:TNG AGAIN. At least, if it features Wesley. I stopped watching DS9 after Jadzia went bye-bye, Voyager has been ruined for me by someone suddenly blurting, "Chakotex!" and I only watch ST:TOS for comic relief anyway. Now TNG is off the list of shows-I-can-watch-with-a-straight-face. All that's left is Enterprise, but I refuse to watch a show where-in the Quantam Leap man plays a Starship Captain. *hee*

Now submitted to Fark photoshop queue.

My recent behavior on Fark is going to get me kicked off the soapbox, I swear. It's the withdrawl! I plead temporary insanity!

Ok, we have rules now? We can't use kiddy speech?
That's going to piss AOL off o well. OOPS! Anywayz you should post pics up more often. GOOD IDEA!

Nick

Wil, that is just plain ol' scary. You look like Boy George.

nice photo.

i think that's a nice photo.

which one is wil wheaton?

he's the nicest out of the three.

at least.

maybe the second nicest.

but i'll fight you,

anyway.

Corbin said:

>> Is that picture available in color?

Seriously, though.

I don't know what you hand out at cons and shit, but if I had to pay five bucks (or whatever the going rate is) for an autographed photo, THAT'S the only picture I'd be interested in.

I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner…

Cue Frank Zappa's "Willie the Pimp"!

I'm just wondering who the first genius will be to incorporate PimpWil 1.0 into their Soapbox avatar.

Damn. That picture should be on the top of the page every day. Whoo-ee!

wonders how long their marriage will last after Anne discovers this picture featuring Uncle Willie's midlife crisis ;)

hey baby,

looking good in those pimp clothes maybe i should start giving you more than 10 percent this time. no really you look really,really, really, sexy.

Actually, I'm pretty goddamned sure this is a publicity still from Nemesis.

For some inexplicable reason Wesley is spending time in the holodeck with Freud and Andy Dick and an unnamed chino-sporting dude, possibly a dentist or tax attorney from 1983.

And judging by the mission-style roof in the background, they have chosen to rendezvous at a Del Taco or possibly at the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda.

See.

Now this is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking which might get me interested in Trek again.

Footnote:

This is an image I get when I search Google for "bebe rebozo."

http://www.rebozoway.org/images/easy123/e6-1.jpg

Every guy has to have a pimp pic. I don't know why, but I think that's how it should be. I know, I'm nuts. But I think it's cool. Nice Ho's too.

I wonder if Andy Dick has made admiral in the new flick...

What's weird is I immediately thought about the great 90's hippie band Jellyfish when I thought this... tell me you're also wearing purple crushed velvet pants and the look will be complete!

Have a great day!

Damn, I wish my pimp looked that good, wait, did I just say that?

http://www.ornotspot.com/browse.asp?centerID=1006&vID=1323

does anyone else think wil looks a bit like a confused billie joe armstrong in that pic?

Love those Pants. And the Pic would be much better in color.

Hey Hey! Uncle Willie! That outfit looks great! I hear Dr. Detroit is looking for someone to join him at the head table of the Players Ball!

Seriously though.. you be stylein'!

Hella Funny Uncle Willy...I agree this should be your main photo now!!!

Whoa.

Dude.

Weird.

Peter, Paul and Mary!

I'm afraid. I'm very, very afraid.

lookin' good wil, lookin good

Rawwwr. Sexy.

My hair looks like that on a good day. That's way scary. Maybe now we should have instead of Wil's posse, Wil's hos....maybe not.

big pimpin spendin G's.

How was dodging big willies balls today?

Huggy Bear would be proud!

This reminds of that episode where the Enterprise travels to the Planet of the Pimps and an away team consisting of Picard, Geordi, Wesley, and Billy Dee Williams has to go undercover to look for Huggy Bear.

Oh....wait, that might have been a dream....

BWAHHHH-Haaaaa-haaa!!! Wil, You are Dy-no-Myte! You and Dolomite can pimp with the best of them. Oh my God...I think I wet my pants.

Billy Dee Williams rocks.

Hot damn!

Wil...that's one of the greatest pics i've seen in awhile. a long while.

does that make j.keith and andy your hos?

The title to todays blog is "Pimpin' Ain't Easy." I *know* that's from a 80's rap song - was it by Big Daddy Kane? Anybody out there know? Holla back, a'ight? (hee hee)

wil u look hot so old-time-ish

Uh Huh you said it,"Uncle Willie in the middle".
You look like my old high school chum in that Crazy pic.
If dressin wicked like that is yo thang, so be it!
Rock on Breaux,Dont let no one stop you!

Meow.

Umm...I'm typeless...speechless even...*scratching head*

Har! that's hilarious. and my co-workers ask why i read your blog. morons!

wil wheaton. you are my hero.

I'm so deeply upset by this picture. I looked at it earlier, and I left, horrified, only to return, as if pulled back by some maelstrom of ewwww.

I've been oh so quiet for awhile now (not that I was ever loquacious anyway) but I had to comment.

Sweet Uncle Willie, if I were a ho I'd want you for ma pimp. Youse fiiiiine.

Okay, that's all.

Wicked duds... go check out my site

Wil, you're hired.

Or,

At least the hookers and doughnuts for the WWDN roadtrip will be easier to aquire than first thought.

The hookers, anyhows.

All Right!! Go about your business, nothing more to see.

Spuds.. I disagree.

It's obvious that this picture(at a roadside cantina) is a ploy by Kraft to promote their new product- gravy flavored cake mix. I mean it's obvious that this ad is trying to connect with a demograph of men who are most likely white male tourists that just visited Mardi Gras, maybe gay, and/or accountants, and all have had their suitcases stolen recently on their way to Vegas.

I mean that seems the most likely to me.
Hell the pay was prolly good (or it should be too look so pimpn' good).

But that's just my two bits of lint and a guitar pick.

-MKF
"So I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Ha! So guys wouldya please go see Nova X?? They're good. So go. and tell. Someone you trust."- Bob Hamel, Drummer of Soulcracker.

So, uh, what's the going rate these days?

MissKittyFantastico said:

>> It's obvious that this picture(at a roadside cantina) is a ploy by Kraft to promote their new product- gravy flavored cake mix. I mean it's obvious that this ad is trying to connect with a demograph of men who are most likely white male tourists that just visited Mardi Gras, maybe gay, and/or accountants, and all have had their suitcases stolen recently on their way to Vegas.

All I want to know is where can I get me some of this cake mix?

And...

Where's my MOTHERFUCKING SUITCASE?!

Spuds...

Answer 1: Contact Harold (on www.soulcracker.com/board/index.php - Forum: Soulcracker Online - topic "Nefarious Tour Diary" posts under the name Jose Jones)

Answer 2: My 8ball says: In Jonathan Brandis' broom closet under all his copies of the Neverending Story II he still has.

-MKF
"hey bob, i'll see you in seven hours. i think i've figured out a way for that other new song not to suck."

oh my gawd .. yo all de beetches are going down to ten-forward the muscle with the crab on the forehead is the muscle and the guy with yellow eye's takes the cash and big uncle willie keeps 'em all slapped down

Jesus.

Always with the "Soulcracker."

You sound like that fucker Spudnuts who always manages to work "Lakerboard" into every post.

www.lakerboard.com

You are the pimp Wil!

Found a nice color shot on J. Keith's site

http://www.jkeith.net/gallery/pictures/080500e.gif

Peace!

Purple, I knew it would be purple....

Thanks, Tim.

hahahahahahaha.
BEAUTIFUL, just beautiful!

For some reason, the pendant makes me think of Scrooge McDuck...

This ain't no Burger Kang, this the PIMP KANG! You gonna have it my way...bitch.

Is it just me, or did anyone else think Wil was in drag the first time they looked at that pic?

Oh my Sweet Jesus. After spending quite a bit of time trying to digest this pic in black and white you had to put a link to a color version of Uncle Willie in pimp drag? This is most disturbing and I'm sure I will spend the rest of my day trying to come to terms with Wil and all that purple.

It's my home. My friend's live there. We go places together and meet JB and KG together. It's a loving bunch of drunk music fans.
Plus there's also this band who now lives in LA called Soulcracker.
www.soulcracker.com
(and I SWEAR to the Goddess that's where this gravy flavored cake mix thing came from)

Well since we're on this music thing...
You should listen to Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blindsyde, She Said Yes, Jimmy Eat World and support your local music scene.

And Spuds.. I know you'll appriecate this..
I got my tv guide yesterday...

oooh..

There it was staring back at me...

Bakula's package

never the cuties in the mail... just the package.
the mail man is out to get me.
Well I'll just have to track down Uncle Willy's cover now.

-MKF
"If anyone here is defiling the holy name of the Swaz, I will come to your house and crush shit." - Ramsey

There once was a boy from outer space
Who could vanish without a trace
Only to show up strutin' on the tube
Dressed up like a pimp with too much lube,
Until a borg chick comes and takes his place

Sometimes I think maybe I'm wrong. Maybe God does exist. And then I see things like this, and I know she cannot.

I'm not sure what to think about this. LOL!

Hi Will!

I haven't left a comment in FOREVER, so I wanted to say hello. Hope all is well in your neck of the woods! :)

Holy cow, you are HOT!! Huggy Bear couldn't hold a candle to you in that outfit.

Where's your plume? Every pimp has to have a plume. Cool color pic.

That picture really does leave you stumped as to what comment to leave. At first glance it looks like three freaks on parade. Thanx for clearing it all up, I was about to bust from laughing.

at first, i thought this was a reference to the segmemnt on pimping from this american life (shout out to my fellow npr geeks).

but this is so much more amusing

with my mind on my money and my money on my mind....

Man, what a douche bag.

HAHA JK I luv u! You gotta say that in a Conan, self-deffecating way. Me no spellgood.

Wel Wil, "WHO'S THE DADDY"

Sweet Uncle Willie looks a teensy bit like Marc Bolan in that picture.

Rattlesnake out with your tail feathers high. Jitterbug left and smile to the sky.

Did you bring that outfit from home?

Wil, I just gotta ask.. why was there a chicken on stage with you and Tiffany?

I'm terrified. Wil's turned into Pauly Shore! Even the color photo. And he's wearing the curtains we threw out in 1978. I'd wondered what happened to those. Apparently they evolved into designer pimp-stylin' gear.

MOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!! Wil's scaring me again! And he's NOT NAKED!
-P
;)

I almost choked on my coffee when I saw that pic. How badly did you hurt Huggy Bear to get those threads, dude? (LMAO)

I like wheelbarrowing.

I like boys...