Wil you're a dare devil just like your old man.

Ahhhhh, reminds me of my first show.

Heh. Dead Milkmen? Another obscure reference I understand. What's the score now? Wheaton 2,113, Shell 28? (No, I'm not using the new Mozilla.)

And to think I use to be able to relate to (or even understand) the things you wrote....

burrow owl? what the hell is a burrow owl? you americans are weird

Jack, check here:
http://www.owlpages.com/species/athene/cunicularia/Default.htm

who loves the internet. i do.

y'know, If I was an owl, I wouldn't be burrowing, I'd be like, "hooo hooo I ain't no burrowing owl, hoo hooo"

actually, if I was a Wil Wheaton, I'd be like "wooo wooo I'm Will Wheaton, I rule woooo wooo"

Burrow owl? We don' need no steenkin' burrow owls!

burrow owls stink? man, if I was a real owl, I'd be like "hooo hooo, I ain't no burrowing owl, they smell! hoo hooooo"

Deja Vu - Burrow Owl.

Keep your hands inside the Mangler,Wheaton.The snow cone guy can't take much more

WTF? My head hurts.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an owl.

Now, Wil, do you think an audience like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the backbone?

First it's Soul Coughing, now its Dead Milkmen. I am just proud in your taste of music.

ALL MONKEYS: Read Stuart in Announcements and you will see the type ahead...

OH MY GOD WIL!!! Finding this website a few weeks ago boosted my respect for you a LOT. You are a whole lot cooler than one might expect.

But THIS? The Dead Milkmen???? Oh god, I think my respect just doubled. I haven't even HEARD that album in over ten years.

Amazing

You know.....It's hard to come up with a witty reply, when you can't remember most of the lyrics to that damned song. Now I gotta go listen to the album again.

OK I have never posted here, just vicariously read it, but I had to say thanks for making my day with the Dead Milkmen bit there. Hey, remember-- Stuart was a daredevil, just like his ole man...
This site is very cool. And now I will go back to my regularly scheduled program of work. I thank you for the great song in my head to collate to. I was told I could listen to my music at a reasonable volume while I collate.

Wil
Your just full of fun facts. I did not know that there was a owl called a Burrow Owl. Your just full of interesting info. As for your new browser, how could we get hooked up with that browser oh great and wise one? Also read the artical about you in the Star Trek Communicater. It was a fun read, just like your website.

Your Fans In Seattle
Terry

Whats Mozilla?

Unh, my hed hurtz.

Why the F is he STILL LOOKING for the DAMN Burrow Owl. He shoulda found that a while ago.

Did i mis it?

And to think some of us are just content to catch a little Mork and Mindy while drinking our Coors cool 64 ouncer.......I guess I'll have to switch from publications from Pueblo to here =)

The lyrics have taken over the blog now.

I thought we were shot of them, but they're back...

*sigh*

Wil's obviously having a relapse, everyone.

You'll dance to anything by De Pecka Mode/You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth...

THEY ARE BUILDING LANDING STRIPS FOR GAY MARTIANS!! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

Wil,

I know I know I saw da Burrow Owl in this Blog before, but I just searched all the archives and I CAN'T FIND IT. WTF? Are you playing funny games with my head Wheaton? Have PITY!

AAARGH!

Later.

the dead milkmen kick ass

Ahhh...good old Dead Milkmen.

When I was in high school, a friend and I tried to do this in the school's "lip sync" show. We were told that since the song contained a reference to beer ("Throwing back a Coors 40 oz"), we couldn't do it.

But "Sex Shooter" was ok.

Yeah, right!

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE QUEERS ARE DOING TO OUR SOIL!!!

Wil,

for once I must admit it, I am completly stumped by your post.....but on a good note you are posting.

whooo whooo goes the owl,

best to you and your family,

until your next post......

Matt......

I like you, Will, you are not like the other people here in this trailer park

Mozilla is my browser of choice. I've been using it since it's beginning...milestone 5 or 6, before that it wasn't really a browser, just the Gecko engine.

Sweet. Dead Milkmen. Too cool.

That is all.

I would like to thank Google for helping me to understand this entry and for possibly increasing my level of cool (but probably not).

Let's all go to Des Moines.

check this out

http://homepage.tinet.ie/~ournexus/jumpjez.html

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick

Glad to see you like Mozilla.... I'm running Netscape 7.0 and thankfully Moz addons work with it... however I cannot seem to make heads nor tails of the instructions... perhaps you can explain "Accel+/ (Find as you type) and Accel+' (Find as you type links)" business???

THANKS!

***THE BEEJ***

I was using Mozilla for awhile, but some of the buttons in Moveable Type weren't showing up and that really bugged me. Otherwise it's great.

Wil, just when I think you can't get any cooler, you go and quote the Dead Milkmen. You rock.

Burrow Owl!! Burrow Owl!! Burrow Owl!!

Wil, I thought my wife and I were the only people that still knew about the Dead Milkmen!

I am posting this comment using the Mozilla browser, a product that I think was made in a large underground installation near Des Moines -- A U.S. city with a large underground homosexual population... Love to see references to the Dead Milkmen man, love em!

Keep Smokin Banana Peels,
Sef Tarbell
Des Moines, IA

Okay that was tooo weird- LOVE DM- but that song was one of the first my (now DH)and I listened to while dating..scary I know...and I used to call him Stuart..so the weird part is today is his birthday and last night we had some folks over for dinner/cake/etc and I wrote Stuart on his card
..havent called him that in YEARS..so then we ended up explaining the reference...and then todays entry...twilight zone! Which really just proves my theory that is truly is all about me.

That Wil. I stop by his web site today, hoping for some of his usual Epic Tales Of Adventure. I get burrow owls. Burrow owls? At first, I think, "Moron. I Hate You, I Love You." Then I Hate Myself for thinking that. After all, Wil is like God's Kid Brother. He's the man. He makes this Big Scary Place called the Internet feel like Beige Sunshine and fuzzy pink rainbows.

I feel bad for my traitorous thoughts. I think, "Why, If I Had a Gun... maybe the Little Man In My Head would stop talking..." and I would be able to appreciate him better and be worthy of understanding his blog entry today.

So, I take a walk around the room to clear my mind of unpure thoughts and think more deeply about Wil's Words, and guess what happened? Yup. I Tripped Over The Ottoman. I thought, "Man, that was Plum Dumb of me to do. I gotta stop dreaming my Silly Dreams of understanding The Great Big Wil and watch where I'm going."

Life Is Shit that way. But, it proves a point. Don't think negative thoughts about Mr. Wil Wheaton Dot Net or you'll be feeling the heat of Belafonte's Inferno! Okay, maybe I'm being a little bit dramatic, but I'm serious when I say that bad things will happen to you if you think bad thoughts about TV's Wil Wheaton.

But still... At The Moment, I feel like I'm missing Part 3 in the book trilogy "The Secret Of Life and other answers" that everyone has a copy of, but me. Out of all the people All Around The World, am I the only clueless one who doesn't know who this Stuart guy is? (And what about this Johnny Wurster kid. Is there really a ten year old kid who runs the backend of the other website?)

Is this How It's Gonna Be with Wil's blog entries? I hope not. I never get the obscure references. My Punk Rock Girl head hurts at trying to comprehend all the words and verses of The Conspiracy Song that it seems like all The Big, Sleazy loyal Wil fans sing. I need to take a break and listen to some Bleach Boys for a while and ponder the meaning of Wil's entry, my Bitchin' Camaro, My Many Smells, Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys, and other intellectual stuff.

This is even weirder than the first time you told us that story. Ya big weirdo. :P

So I was at the fair buying a SNOWCONE and this guy's HEAD came flying through the air and rolled about 40 feet past the concession stands.... I wonder if he was using Mozilla or not??

I love Mozilla too. It basically changed the way I use a computer, and finally got me to dump Micro$oft for good.I highly recommend it to anyone who has a basic understanding of their computer.

Whoa dude! Whatever you are smokin', please pass it along.

Ok now this migfht just be a blonde moment but... was anyoen else confused?

I just started using the Mozilla browser for OS X (aka Chimera aka Navigator). Me likey.

http://mozilla.org/projects/chimera/

MMMMMOOOOOOZZZZZIIILLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!

*ahem*

Thank you.

Hey Wil, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail!

Oh yeah ... Doug, he's smoking banana peels.

Mozilla Bug Leaks URLs Visited

A privacy issue in the open-source Mozilla web browser, used to power the latest version of Netscape, Galeon,
and Chimera, can expose the URLs users are visiting to other web sites.
By exploiting this problem, is possible for a web server to track the next site a visitor accesses,
even if the URL is typed directly into the address bar. The bug lies in the behavior of Mozilla's 'onunload' handler,
and has been known but unfixed for several weeks, though developers are now addressing it.
The researcher who discovered this vulnerability has put up a site :

http://members.ping.de/~sven/mozbug/refcook.html

"I see dead...burrow owls."

Wil is BIG into recycling these days.

Awesome, wow, like, yeah, uh .... huh? Where you smoking too many banana peels today, huh Wil?

Wil,

Since you're not going on a rant about the world...Can I post a message to everyone here?

I know you are a huge proponent of helping people around the world, and in NYC next week, there's going to be a huge event to help get rid of landmines around the world (in this case, Azerbijan, i think).

http://www.humptydumpty.net/invite.html

Anyone who can make it is invited, and I think things like this are important because its one those great cases where individual people can really help.

If you think this is inappropriate, im sorry- just delete the message. Im just trying to tap into your huge fan base!

Peace and love!
Bryan

Right on Bryan! It's really important to remember some of the lesser known charity issues out there. I checked out the site and forwarded it to some of my friends in NY.

Oh thats sounds so cool! I live in NYC and its sounds great. Is Wil going to go? Cause if so Im definitely there!!

Hey, is this SPAM??

hmm, it does seem like a really good cause. And burrow owls might care about landmine issues.

So I guess its only SPAM when it promotes hot wet teen girls in azerbajan.

What about a DM reunion show- now that seems like a good cause!!

We test on Mozilla & Netscape at work, as well as IE at work. Its one of the advantages of working at a dot com. :)

Hi Wil,

Just a bit Off-Topic, but I still have some slashdot moderation points ready to be wasted, I'm waiting for you posting something funny over there...

DOOD.

It aint spam if it helps people! thats what the WWDN is all about-

I don't just use Mozilla. I do some Quality Assurance work for them, as a volunteer. I'm also tinkering around with some extensions to Mozilla code (nothing too serious, though).

Come join us at irc://moznet/mozillazine (click on the link from Mozilla) anytime.

You are seriously disturbed, Wil. :)

You are seriously disturbed, Wil. :)

Dead... Milkmen. Hmm. And here I thought he was mackin' on that MadTV skit... I could read it in that woman's voice and everything.

"What does Momma say about that, Stuart? What does Momma say?"

"I don't WANNA say it..."

To quote my favorite American expression:

Huh?

Yeah, I love this stuff.

Hmm, Ive never used any other browser, maybe
its time I tried a few out. I used to be a
Netscape fan but then they screwed up bad:)

Etienne
http://www.gamegoof.com/

Wil,
You have just doubled your cool points with me. I remember buying that album (excuse me, cassette) for Punk Rock Girl. But I stayed for Stuart.

POW, HE WAS DECAPITATED!!!!!

I'm getting a new Toshiba laptop for home. I'll check out Mozilla. Work is still on IE.

Thanks for the memories.
Patti

Just so long as he doesn't start quoting Blink 182 or something, everything's cool.

We be cool, right? You know I don't like no not-cool.

Guess I shoulda kept listening after "Big Lizard in my Backyard". Here's a link to the lyrics of "Stuart":
http://www.punkbands.com/lyrics/bands/deadmilkmen/beelze.htm

Hey Wil!

Raven, I could totally see that MadTV skit too!

"Stuart, were did you get that?"

"I found it on the flooorrrr...."

Wil, you should really go on MadTV and do something funny like that, you'd be great!

Wil,

Ok forget my last post I listned to the song and now I understand. Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick, nice reference Wil, nice reference. You really think there are gay martians? Maybe that is what landed in Roswell and homosexuality just spread.

best to you and your family,

until your next post......

Matt......

Wil, you know what I like you Wil, your a good American. Don't be a daredevil keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times, the snowcone guy can't take anymore. Keep your eyes on the queers and what they are doing to the soil.

Matt......

Wil,

it's been a long road getting from there to here,
it's been a long time but my time is finally here
I can feel a change in the wind right now,nothings in my way, and there not going to hold me down no more, no there not going to hold me down. Cause I got faith of the heart going where my heart will take me..I got faith to believe I can do anything...I got strength of the soul, and no one is going to bend or break me... I can reach any star cause I got faith...I got faith...I got faith

faith of the heart......

don't forget to watch the 2nd season of Enterprise tonight at 8:00 est on UPN who knows Wil, maybe you can get a role on there or do a cameo as Wil great grandad or something

later,
Matt......

Wil,

I meant to say a role as Wesly's great grandad or something.

I was in "a large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God."

So while in Des Moines I dropped my best friend who knew about a postcard telling that I was having a lovely time with the gay martians. he got the biggest kick out of it. I have only met one other person who gets that reference...and now you.

I like you Wil, obscure references that date back to 1989. Yee f(*&^in' haw!

thanks for the smile.

Im greatly dissapointed by the anti-christian remark's I find here{jumping jesus on a pogo-stick} and the link to a game by the same name.I believe everyone has a right to there opinion but not when they claim to be open minded and tollerant of others.Mr Wheaton how can you post "PEACE ON EARTH" on September 11th and then allow comments and links posted like theses here today today?

James Pelle

Bookmark edit on Galeon can NOT be beat.

Wil,

What the heck are you talking about. You know a lot of your fans have been waiting to hear about your venture in Las Vegas - I'm sure people are more interested in that. Also, I don't appreciate you using the word "Jesus" like that. It's very offensive, just like calling a black person the n word.

You read this stuff right?

Here is a splash screen I made for mozilla:
http://www.deskmod.com/core.mod?show=showskin&skin_id=16385
(comments can be made there)

and this is the theme I like best:
http://www.deskmod.com/core.mod?show=showskin&skin_id=9363

I totally agree with you JAMES PELLE!

Wow - Juust dug out my Milkmen YESTERDAY for the first time in God-knows-how-long. Found I STILL knew "Stuart" by heart. Now Sweet Uncle Willie pops a ref? What are the odds?

wheaton, i'm dying over here...

thanks for the laugh...

(have i told you about my dad singing that one in chinglish?)

mae ling

fuck yeah, wheaton

learn how to freaking write, James Pelle, then you can lecture people about your retarded beliefs.

their
tolerant
remarks (no apostrophe necessary- it's not posessive)

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of a Fun Run...

Well, the Dead Milkmen thing is totally over my head (or under, maybe, I guess), but I just had to say that I'm a Galeon fan. Mozilla rocks (I use it for development, mainly), but Galeon is lighter, faster, and lets me put tabs in a vertical column along the side of the screen. Right now, I literally have more than two dozen websites open, and I can click any one of them without scrolling.

If there's a way to do that in Mozilla, I might switch. It's a WHOLE lot faster now than when I first started using it (let's see... back around 0.6, I think).

Hey, did anyone here see Enterprise tonight?

Well, I don't know where you magic pixies come from, but I sure do like your magic pixie drink!

Burrow owl? Really?

Erm, has Wil be smoking blow again?

Thank goodness other people knew thename of your referance. I was like....."I know that I have heard that line somewheres...but where?"
Cool....Dead Milkmen

Ok.
Thats one of your more surreal postings.

Keep up the good work!

Hmmm... you wrote it, but I got it... which one of us is geekier? Just remember to keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times.

Damn, you're bad-ass. You make me want to take retards to the zoo, and participate in a complete and total barf-o-rama.

Since I can tell you like this sort of stuff, have you ever heard of Harvey Sid Fisher?

Once again, you rock.

"Jumping jesus on a pogo stick!"
Hahaha! That's so funny! They should make a toy for that!

There's a new book by Carl Hiaasen called "Hoot." It's kind of sort of about burrowing owls. It's his first kid's book... but it's good. Read it! :)

and that's not half as bad as that guy who got decapitated over by the snowcone machine!

I have been using Mozilla on my mac for awhile now. It is very complient to the standards and as a web site designer, I really enjoy having things look like what I intended.

oh sure, I read this, and upgrade my mozilla ... 1.2b ... the TAF is nice, BUT ... it crashes hard whenever something is typed in the URL Bar ... so I've spent the last 3 hours reporting-and troubleshooting with bugzilla to make it a friendlier program for you all :)

I see crazy people. Everywhere I look, I see crazy people. They don't even know they are crazy. I ain't never seen a burrow owl though. ;-)

Sorry if this has already been said, but... you know, since Galeon and Mozilla are both based on the Gecko engine, you can (or will soon be able to) use type ahead find in all Gecko browsers, including Galeon.

You and I must have been a part of the Jungian collective unconscious that day. I had "Stuart" going through my head all day on the 18th after I listened to the song in the car just before arriving at work. I didn't read your post until days later. Freaky!

*kowtow*

The Dead Milkmen shall continue to rule long after Beelzebubba.

-Chris
POW!! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession!!!

Oh how I love to sleep in vomit. You don't know the joy I get from it. The Dead Milkmen Rule all!! Wil I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park.

mutter sohn inzest video
http://mutter-sohn-inzest.inc-diary.com/