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« May The Force be with you. | Main | Sadtimes » December 09, 2002Nowhere FastOh man, I am so $!@%^&ing sore from doing the yard this weekend. I gave myself tendonitis in my right arm (yeah, the poison oak one...I swear, this arm is going to try and secede from the rest of my body) so it is swollen up to almost twice the size it normally is...I look like a freak, but in a good way. In the continuing saga of writer-slash-actor: My manuscript is still with my editor. He's given me some very useful notes already, and I'm hoping to have the whole thing back by the end of this week. Sadly, it will not be ready in time for Xmas. :( On the actor side, I have an audition today for "The Polar Express," which is being directed by Robert Zemeckis, and stars Tom Hanks. Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing you are, "Tom Hanks and Robert Zemeckis? Why the hell are they asking to see me?!" I have no idea, but it should be an interesting experience...I haven't auditioned for a major motion picture like this in quite some time. Oh, and I have punk rock blue hair right now, because I figured there wouldn't be any auditions until after the first of the year...uhh...oops. The second shipmeent of 8x10s goes to the post office in about 30 minutes. If you ordered last week, you should get yours in a few days. I'll get to work on the third shipment (orders received since Thursday) when I get back from my audition this afternoon, and they should all go out tomorrow or Wednesday. UPDATE 3:53 PM PST: Well, I totally punted the audition. The pain in my body from the weekend is so severe (my arm is so messed up I can't even grip my steering wheel in my car, and my back has been spasming all day long) that I just couldn't focus, at all, and I sucked. Shit. I saw the tests for the movie while I was there, and I'm pretty sure that I'm not allowed to talk about specifics, so I'll just say: this will be an amazing and beautiful movie. What I saw was a perfect 3-D rendering of the art in the book. When I left, I walked down the hallway with my head hung. I'm really sad, not because I'm missing out on a job, but because this movie is just going to be so beautiful, and so amazing, I really wanted to be part of it. Comments
Congrats on the audition, Wil! I'm just sad there's no picture of you with bright blue hair... Oh, and firsties. Regards,
Oh, and I'll keep my fingers crossed for your audition. Posted by: Nic T at December 9, 2002 09:28 AMIndeed, tendonitis is a bitch. It sucks that your book won't be ready before christmas, but soon enough hopefully. A lot of my friends and I are really looking forward to it. Good luck with your audition, you blue-haired punk rocker you. I just realized after reading your site for so long, I'm sitting here writing you a post like I know you...that's really cool. Posted by: Roman Paul at December 9, 2002 09:28 AMMuch good audition mojo. We *have* to see the hair, btw. Time to fix the gallery and put up a piccy. :) Posted by: ionicus at December 9, 2002 09:29 AMOK, second post. But I should get some points for reading Wil's interview on FARK before the man himsself mentioned it. Posted by: Julie at December 9, 2002 09:29 AMOoh yes! Want pictures of Wil with blue hair!! :) Post! Posted by: rani23 at December 9, 2002 09:33 AMAsk Bob and Tommy if they got a 'thing' for each other, while you're there. Posted by: buntz at December 9, 2002 09:34 AMThe Polar Express, as in the Chris Van Allsburg book? That guy writes really cool kids books. My favorite is The Mysteries of Harris Burdick. If you've never seen it, you should. Not only will your kids like them, but so will you, I wager. Posted by: Laura at December 9, 2002 09:34 AMThat is alot of Auditions for someone who quit acting ;) Posted by: Jacob Metcalf at December 9, 2002 09:37 AMAdd me to the list of people who NEEDS to see the hair! Good luck with the audition, and the arm-healing. rae (ohh, breaking of the wheaton comment cherry...) Posted by: rae at December 9, 2002 09:42 AM> I have punk rock blue hair right now. Pictures?
What, pray tell, prompts someone who is not, in fact, an 80 year old woman with 26 cats, to delve into the realm of blue hair? Methinks the smurfy locks are not good for audition karma. Posted by: Ryan Rhodes at December 9, 2002 09:57 AMBlue hair and Tom Hanks? That's gotta be a hella combination! hehe If Tom is the kind of person that I think he is, even if the audition doesn't go so well, I bet you'll have a blast of a time :} Aye but I hope it does go well for you. Would like to see you on the big screen again. You know it's kinda weird, last night I was watching ST:TNG on TNN, and the episode "Transfigurations" was on. And at one point, when "John" healed O'Brien's dislocated shoulder, Wes was right there, but when Beverly came out of her office, Wes (who was standing next to O'Brien) seemed to get pushed back behind everyone else. Normally I would not have paid attention to such things, but after spending lots of time reading the stuff you put up on this site, and reading the published interviews with you, I think it sucks that you and Wes always seemed to get pushed around on the set. I still think another ST movie needs to be made, where Wes comes back and saves Earth, the Federation, and possibly the whole galaxy from an evil Q-like being (Not John DeLancie's Q though, because he is too cool!) I wonder, does that make me a geek to say such things? ;) Posted by: Frank at December 9, 2002 09:57 AMGood luck on the audition! The Polar Express is a fantastic story. Posted by: Erin at December 9, 2002 10:00 AM
I have just GOT to see a picture of this. When you gonna post one? Posted by: SpaceWriter at December 9, 2002 10:03 AMsorry to hear about the tendonitis, but the lawn sounds like it looks amazing. good luck with the audition. at least you know with the blue hair you'll definitely be unforgettable no matter what. :) btw...i was watching entertainment tonight this weekend and it was all about TNG. they had interviews from the first day of shooting and a little interview with you about the time you were leaving the show. happy holidays, w2 Posted by: brandee at December 9, 2002 10:15 AMWould be great to see you in a Robert Zemeckis flick! I loved The Frighteners, Death Becomes her, and the Tales from the Crypt series. My friend Stevil & I were just discussing how much the ST:TNG movies have sucked compared to the original series. I dunno why they've never brought back Q. You know, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to have any auditions for the next...life and yet, no blue hair. Clean up your act you...hippie! Posted by: Zeno at December 9, 2002 10:17 AMGood luck with the audition! Woohoo... movie mojo for Wil! :) knock 'em dead! :D Posted by: Annakie at December 9, 2002 10:18 AMTell your editor to hurry up so we can all read this book already! Perhaps the author picture could feature the blue hair... And more good audition mojo headed your way. Posted by: Sunidesus at December 9, 2002 10:32 AMgood luck with the audition! Blue hair... ROFL... um, doesn't that usually happen with OLD AGE??? Posted by: Tammtamm at December 9, 2002 10:32 AMI'll bet you look good with blue hair. Just as long as it's not slicked back like Wesley's third-season "pompadour"! Posted by: Mr. Nobody at December 9, 2002 10:33 AMUh ok get some hair dye quick..this could be a big deal for you with this movie..Ya think? I love Tom Hanks...good luck! Posted by: Candace at December 9, 2002 10:34 AMwash your hair several times a day with dish soap..blue is easy to get rid of...it's green, pink and orange thats a bitch. You can also find a dark hair color (i would not suggest it unless youre desperate though) but your hair will still have a blue tint in the sunlight. Posted by: chicadee at December 9, 2002 10:34 AMfrank, yes. but we're all here, right? Posted by: buntz at December 9, 2002 10:35 AM...but I *like* the punk rock blue hair! Posted by: wil at December 9, 2002 10:40 AMThats great! If they asked you then maybe they are trying to find someone with an actor to fit the look of the movie...that and intelligent, funny, and well, you get the picture. Posted by: ze-mag at December 9, 2002 10:41 AMOooh! Add this monkey to the list that wants to see your punk blue hair! "Nowhere Fast"
Blue hair? Cool! Good luck with the audition! Posted by: Erica at December 9, 2002 10:47 AMTo those of you telling the editor to get off his sorry ass and get the edit done . . . the edit is done. The marked up manuscript should get overnighted to Wil later today. Although I'm tempted to hold it hostage until he posts a pic of the hair . . . Anyway, I apologize to everyone who wanted this book for Christmas; I got swamped at the Day Job and just flat didn't get it done in time. Totally my fault. Posted by: Andrew at December 9, 2002 10:49 AMBlue hair for "Polar Express"? Sounds like fate to me. Much Movie Audition-Job Getting Mojo to you, Unca Willie. So Unca Willie decides to "stop acting", and auditions pour his way. Would that Mojo work for me if I stopped dating? hee hee Posted by: kcflatlander at December 9, 2002 10:52 AMI hear that the Polar Express is supposed to be the next big thing for Robert Zemeckis. I read here (http://www.bttf.com/news/02120201.shtml) that the budget is supposed to be $150 million. ****AUDITION MOJO**** Oh, and I, too, would love to see HMIC's blue coif. Posted by: marrasaff at December 9, 2002 10:55 AMAm I the only want to that really wants to see a picture of this punk rock blue hair? ;) Posted by: Kelly at December 9, 2002 11:00 AMOh, yes, must see the blue hair! Wil can't mention this right now but rumor has it he's auditioning for the part of Milhouse in the soon-to-be-filmed live action version of the Simpsons. Posted by: Bart at December 9, 2002 11:09 AMAdd me to the list of those that want to see you with blue hair. Good luck with the audition! L. Posted by: MsRetro at December 9, 2002 11:09 AMRobert Zemeckis, the man behind Contact and the Back to the Future trilogy is always pushing the boundaries of FX in films which you wouldn't think need many (i.e. Castaway, What Lies Beneath). Now, The Los Angeles Times reports that his adaptation of The Polar Express, which stars Tom Hanks as a train conductor who takes a young boy on a ride to the North Pole, will utilize a technique rarely seen before. Seems that every scene in the film will be shot with digital cameras in front of a blank screen with the various actors using motion-capture sensors to capture every nuance of their performance for the computer animators to create later. In effect this is a digitally animated movie but unlike say Final Fantasy, here the characters will be designed to look like their voice counterparts to the point where a flashback of Hanks's character as a young boy will be a virtual model using Hanks' current facial and muscle structure combined with photos from his younger days to create the visual look. The announcement of these details have raised eyebrows in not only labor union official circles who fear regular film crews will be cut out but also by economists who suspect the budget, currently estimated to be $150 million, will blow out Posted by: Electric Monk at December 9, 2002 11:11 AMgood luck on the audition. who knows maybe they're looking for someone with "punk rock blue hair" though probably not. . . . so when are you getting some 8x10s of that huh? oh hell i think we'll all settle for some 3x5s of the blueness :) have fun being a writer that gets lots of auditions for acting ;) Posted by: Denise at December 9, 2002 11:14 AMThere's always a wig... Posted by: SpiderWebb at December 9, 2002 11:18 AMof course its always sucky to do auditions in pain. . . . . . Posted by: Denise at December 9, 2002 11:20 AMHey Wil, I'm taking classes to become a certified massage therapist. One of the things we learned to self treat tendonitis (as you can imagine, a stress injury many therapists suffer from) is called contrast bathing. You soak your arm in a cold bath for 5 minutes, then warm compress for 5 and back to a cold bath for 5, repeat the process, i.e. 5c, 5w, 5c, 5w, 5c. Always, always, always end with cold. The premise being, the cold causes vasoconstriction, the warm causes vasodilation. You create a "pump" in the tissues to flush out inflammatory chemicals and pump in fresh blood, which speeds healing. By the way, by "bath" I don't mean getting in a tub, you can soak your arm in a basin or bowl, what ever you deem convenient. And if you choose to just ice your arm, make sure you don't do it for more than 20 minutes at a time so you don't become more sore. Hope this helps, and best wishes on your audition. Posted by: Sakinah at December 9, 2002 11:21 AM"Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing you are, "Tom Hanks and Robert Zemeckis? Why the hell are they asking to see me?!"" IIRC, I think Rob Reiner was originally pegged for director for this flick, and I'm sure He and Hanks had a few pow wows about possible casting before Zemeckis came on board... Posted by: jerrycan at December 9, 2002 11:24 AMOh, the FX thing...I get it. See, Wil already has a buncha experience reacting and emoting to stuff that, for the time being, looks like a big blue screen. But do the actors get paid for being computer-regenerated? Read the fine print on this one, Unca, or you'll be in the fix the Beatles were after Yellow Submarine. Posted by: Drakensykh at December 9, 2002 11:24 AMI will always have a place in my heart for Robert Zemeckis. Just, mmm, beautiful job on Contact--the movie managed to capture all the most important themes of the book. I did not feel the limitations of film watching a 500 page book turned into a two and half hour movie. Good luck with that audition, I hope you kick its ass and we get to see you in the theaters!! Posted by: Clara at December 9, 2002 11:27 AMMuch mojo sent to you for gl on the audition. Posted by: Dim I as Integer at December 9, 2002 11:28 AMI saw an article about The Polar Express just a couple of days ago, and I must say that I was minorly geeking out about how much fun it would be to try to render actual actors. (Yes, I am a CS major...) Since it *is* all computer, maybe it won't matter if you have blue hair? ;) Major mojo for the audition! And I think it's safe to say that we'll all be waiting (impatiently) in line for the book, as everyone else has said. Posted by: seasleepy at December 9, 2002 11:29 AMDoes POLAR EXPRESS have a bad guy? Maybe they want you to voice the character who kidnaps Santa, or whatever. Nah, they'll probably get Walken to do that. "The Polar Express"? Like the book? That's so cool! I love that book! I HAVE that book! And how exciting to be working with Tom Hanks and Zemeckis. That's really neat! Just wish we could see a picture of the blue hair. Your friend, Wil, keep you're hair blue, unless you get the part and they tell you to change it, but then, dye it back! (though, if it's CGI, don't see how it would matter what color hair you have.) I have blue hair too! Now me and Wil can be hair-buddies. Woot. Blue hair rules the school. Dont let anyone tell you different. Posted by: J at December 9, 2002 12:03 PM
But... wait... does that mean when they go to CG you, part of your head will disappear?? There'll be just Wil's eyes and eyebrows and smile, and the computer geeks working up the motion-capture will laugh their asses off... THIS I gotta see! Posted by: SpaceWriter at December 9, 2002 12:05 PMYay, congrats! And your local colorist should be able to clear that blue hair right up in time for the audition. Posted by: plk at December 9, 2002 12:09 PMI can sort of visualize what you would look like with the blue hair, but I'll admit it, I want to see it. I want pictures! Yeah, I'll fess up, I want pictures of you in anything, I dont care if you dye your whole face purple, I want to see it! Now that I have upped my status to raving, flaming, frothing, crazed fan, as opposed to the casual fan I was before I started reading this site, I want to see you in something! Movies, TV, in a book on a hook I dont care. (sorry, I just went all Suess there for a second) That reminds me, any news about when the tv flick will air on PAX? I'm looking forward to seeing it. Posted by: AngelGypsy at December 9, 2002 12:12 PMI wanna see the punk rock blue hair, man!!!!! Good luck with the interview! Posted by: Ursus at December 9, 2002 12:20 PMJust wanted to wish you luck on the audition!!! Posted by: melody4fun at December 9, 2002 12:25 PMI wanna see a picture of the punk rock blue hair, right now! Posted by: mayize at December 9, 2002 12:43 PMQuestion - If Wil is filming in front of blue screen with a head of blue hair, won't he look bald? Posted by: marrasaff at December 9, 2002 12:47 PMTom Hanks + Wil with blue hair is a "good thing!" AUDITION MOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: bluecat/redblanket at December 9, 2002 12:59 PMI just think it's awesome that you're a 30-year-old stepfather with blue hair. What does Anne think of the 'azul tresses'? :) Posted by: Angie at December 9, 2002 01:39 PMOh yes, and you absolutely must show us picture of your Smurfness. You can't tantalize your monkeys with "I have blue hair" and then refuse to let us see it! Posted by: Angie at December 9, 2002 01:40 PMGood luck today, Wil. Posted by: mitch42 at December 9, 2002 02:17 PMOkay, so if it's digital imaging in front of a blank screen (aka Blue Screen) won't Wil's hair disappear? Posted by: T at December 9, 2002 02:35 PMI saw Zemeckis speak a while back at USC, and it looks like he's got BIG plans for this movie... I REALLY hope Zemeckis and his partners are able to handle the copious amounts of talent and hair dye you're about to unleash on them. BTW, I'd like to thank you again for the autographed photograph. I can't tell you what this means to me. If I ever become a presence to be reckoned with in the Hollywood scene (and I'm already taking steps to make this happen ASAP), I hope you'll consider considering to consider considering to consider being a part of it. Major Audition Mojo from "the far off hamlet of Burbank." =) Adam Posted by: adam at December 9, 2002 02:55 PMDude, The Polar Express!!! That is THE Christmas Eve read (nothing against "The Night Before Christmas") Tell Tom and Bob I said hey...
Man, you got to post a pic of your blue hair. I gotta see this. HA! I for one think you should leave your hair blue today because it shows that you are willing to do different things and you are bold. Good stuff. And Good luck and much mojo to ya! Posted by: Shawna at December 9, 2002 03:05 PMMajor mojo from PA for the audition! I've read all the comments, and while I personally would keep the blue hair for the audition, I think I would, to be more conservative, dye it.....all except for one lock! That would give you something to discuss at the audition. Hope all goes well! Karen Posted by: Kazfeist at December 9, 2002 03:17 PMWil, FG Posted by: Fabian at December 9, 2002 03:18 PMI really have to see a pic of you with blue hair, that's one for the gallery. I agree with everyone else though that you should keep it that way then die it if you get the part. If they REALLY want you then they'll have to take you as you come not as they want you to be *wink* God bless Posted by: Lillian at December 9, 2002 03:21 PMDon't listen to 'em, Wil! Blue hair rocks...mine was blue up until a week ago, now it's black and red. :) Kick ass on the audition! ~caroline Posted by: Caroline at December 9, 2002 03:22 PMDude, I totally have to see the blue hair. PIC!! PIC!! As well, how did you get comment thingys to work? Posted by: Nero at December 9, 2002 03:30 PMThe Polar Express makes me cry every time I read it. Posted by: Amy at December 9, 2002 03:34 PMSomething great happens when you least expect it. By the way, you should post a pic of yourself with blue hair. Posted by: Deejay at December 9, 2002 03:54 PMWell, that oughta teach you to do silly things like manual labor. Posted by: Ryan at December 9, 2002 04:14 PMThat sucks about the audition. Mebbe there will be some Weirdass Cosmic Turn Of Fate(TM) for you, though. Stranger shit happens; Kelly Osbourne, for example. I wanna see the blue hair! Posted by: Gwalchmai at December 9, 2002 04:40 PMYou never know, they might give you a second chance. Posted by: angry penguin at December 9, 2002 04:44 PMSending Audition MoJo! MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo!MoJo! Posted by: Tom at December 9, 2002 04:46 PMI'm sorry Wil. Guess what I just saw on tv? You on Double Dare...it has to be the best episode. It made me laugh quite a bit. Posted by: Kaitlin at December 9, 2002 04:57 PMSorry to hear it man. But you never know, maybe the blue hair and giant arm hypnotized them, and even if you don't get a part in this movie, they'll think of you and your giant arm when they do the next Popeye remake. Posted by: Otus at December 9, 2002 05:00 PMwow Polar express, that's like nostalgia city for me. In second grade the teacher had it in the back of the room and you could go and listen to it on tape while reading the book. I can't wait to see the movie! I really wish you coulda been a part of that movie. Posted by: tabemono at December 9, 2002 05:18 PMGeez Louise! The Polar Express? When I was 12 (I'm 19 now), I volunteered at the public library and I used to clean the covers of the books in the children's section. I remember the librarians would always scold me when they found me in the corner with several Chris Van Allsburg books. He is an incredibly underrated children's author and even if you don't get the audition, you're still extremely lucky to have a shot. Good luck! Posted by: Erin G. at December 9, 2002 05:20 PMSo is this a definite no, or just your impression? You never know and they might want you anyway. If nothing else the blue hair must have made an impression and given you some good small-talk fodder.
Chin up, Wil. You went in and did your best despite all obstacles. You rock the party. P.S. Blue hair rules. Posted by: Reena at December 9, 2002 07:05 PMSorry, Wil. That sucks that you don't feel good about the audition. I wish you'd put off the lawn until next weekend! Posted by: Topeka Lee at December 9, 2002 08:19 PMUncle Willie, Love to see a hair shot. Um, I hope you explained or called to let RZ and TH know that you were not exactly at your best, and why. Get yourself another crack at auditioning when you are up to snuff. I hope these guys realize that life happens, and can roll a bit. Good luck, Look on the bright side....with an optimistic smile....at least they wanted you to audition, and there will be more to come.... Posted by: Corrine at December 9, 2002 09:43 PMHave hope Wil. They did ask for you in the first plasce. Maybe they will be understanding. *MoJo* Posted by: Staragzer at December 10, 2002 05:25 AMJust so you know, blue hair rocks. I have blue hair also. Keep it. Just remember to be loyal to it, and rebleach and redye when it begins to fade. Especially during finals. Posted by: Matt at December 10, 2002 09:43 AMGosh, Wil, I am soooo sorry about the jerks that exist in your neck of the woods! What else can I say? Seems unreasonable to me, is all! Chin up, buddy! Karen Posted by: kazfeist at December 10, 2002 10:30 AMAwww much sadness on the audition. I did a gig with the flu the other night and died in the most spectacular way. To clarify i was not performing with the flu, i had been infected by it. Bright blue hair! Must....resist...temptation...to ....imitate......arrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Posted by: EnglishBen at December 10, 2002 11:41 AMchris van allsburg's book.. the illustrations were amazing.... good thoughts going out to you. Posted by: erin at December 10, 2002 04:05 PMWil - I've just started reading your journal, and I'm entirely taken by you. Your last paragraph of this entry is exactly why you *didn't* mess up the audition. As long as you can treat this work as making art instead of just another paycheck, that will show. Have faith, friend. The right parts will find you, and this might even be one of them. Posted by: kitchenwitch at December 18, 2002 09:54 PMmutter sohn free Post a commentThanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out) (If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) |
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