Beautiful! I'd pay $10 to see that.

Wil,

It's kinda like "The Crusher-does-Elvis" motion picture :)

Anyways, kudos for the interesting read you provide me with, as well as your talent for me to appreciate.

Merry Xmas, and get crazy with the cheez whiz!

-=Jer

Nicely done. I'll be farked!

Fark Rules All!

That really *is* your Elvis picture.

Young Elvis of course. *Grins Evily*

Are we to assume that any film based on this poster would be made after Rick Bermans forthcoming shock, totally not on purpose, well planned & executed "accident"?

Say the word Wil, say the word...

I've been Farking your blue hair for days... ;)

this is my favorite so far...

http://media.unearthed.org/fark/fark-pink.jpg

heh

I saw that thread over there. *giggle snort* very funny stuff from Farkistan!

You ARE seven of nine ... meow

I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! : ) Merry Christmas everyone!

Man, that's the funniest thing I've seen all year, hands down. And yeah, that's how dull my life really is. ^_^ haha

OMG!!! That's freakin brilliant!
I just saw Nemesis again with my bro and a friend who wanted to go, and I made sure to point you out in it. Everyone i've talked to about this movie ive said "Hey, Wil's in the movie!" and they all look at me like I have 5 heads until I say that i'm a huge fan of your site and that they will be to when they come.....which they usually end up doing and being. :)
Anyways, just rambling on as usual.
I'll shut up after I say "I hope everyone has a happy Holiday Season - whatever you choose to celebrate"

I love that... the return of Wheaton (as opposed to Crusher)

Man, that's a good-looking Borg on that poster!

How very borg-ish of you!! Nice!! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year you stinker!

Awesome! (I wish I had photoshop.)

HAW HAW HAW
that's really amusing

Great Picture. I think it should have blue hair. And should be tittled "STAR TREK XI THE WRATH OF WES".

V.O.

He's Returned and he's pissed.

Fade In.

Interior Bridge Of Enterprise

Captain Picard

Number One, what in the sam hell was that noise?

Riker

Why, it came from the turbo lift.

The turbolift doors open reveling Wesley Crusher.

Beverely

WES!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

Wesley

Thats right. Season after season after season of saving this damn ship and not one promotion!!!! Not one!!!! Wesley never got what he deserved.

Bev

But, honey I gave you great head every night!

Wes

Shush, mom. Now your all going to pay.

Wesley pulls out phaser from behind his back and holds it up in direct view.

Wesley

Dearly...

Wesley switches Phaser to nuclear Bush kill mode.

Fade Out.

V.O.

Comming This Fall

Jason

Yeah I'm bored as hell.

I voted for it!!!!! Haha :)

Merry Christmas everybody. I like to use racial slurs because I'm too stupid to think of anything better to say.

The anonymous Internet is perfect for cowards like me!

12.158.109.142

Looks like it could be a cool movie. Hey Wil, wanna come to Sydney, we can film it with my friend's camera. There is nothing the Sydney Harbour Bridge can't make even cooler.

Finally, a Star Dreck movie I'd like to see.

Now if only it could be directed by Leonard Nimoy-oh that's as likely too, right. . .

I liked "The Wrath of Crusher" best.

"First his scenes get cut,
then he gets shafted on premiere night..
now the only thing he cares about is vengance!"

Come on, assimilate Berman damnit!

Glad you liked Wrath of Crusher.. that one was mine ;)

Too bad it had to be an ODD numbered movie, Wil.

Better luck next time. ;-)

Merry Christmas to you and the family and all the best for the new year.

Wil,
Well, now you are seen and heard. You also have way to much time on your hands. It was funny and I did not faint.

FG

Hi everyone.

Just wanted you all to know that it's Christmas, and I have nobody to spend it with.

So I thought I'd put people down in an infantile way to make my life feel less pathetic.

68.43.232.184

"Star Trek XII: The Final Wrath of Spocks Undiscovered Deep Space Insurrection With Voyager's Nemesis."
Okay, I needed something to do, and Wil inspired it. ;)

I always thought it was creepier when the Borg said "Resistance is irrelevant" -- like, yeah, go ahead and resist if you want; whatever, no skin off our metal teeth.

Yeeks.

So I think "Berman is irrelevant" sounds pretty snazzy.

I like the idea of a pissed Wes Crusher nuking something important. Yeah! Phasers _and_ those cool Jedi Powers.

I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOOVE IT!

I also liked the Wrath of Crusher.

I think the Qube Photoshop is pretty funny.

Nemesis movie spoiler warning, but if you're reading Wil's blog, how can you not expect a movie discussion?
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Ok, so are you ever going to explain why Wesley is in a NG dress uniform at the wedding? The character left Starfleet. I don't think he's entitled to wear a uniform, is he? I think it would have been cooler if you had worn civvies. Do you have to wait until the dvd is released before you can tell us?

I must say that the movie had a lot of plot holes. Why this, who's that, how can he do that, why does he want to do that? But it makes for interesting discussions, if nothing else.

Happy Holidays, all!

At least you KINDA made it into Nemesis... For about 2 seconds on the left side of the screen during Picards speech...

BAH! And how the hell is Janeway an admiral ahead of Picard now?

Wil,

I agree with the leader in the contest... but...

honorable mention should go to:

"STAR TREK" ENINEMESIS

THE WRATH OF CRUSHER...

SPOCKS BENDER

AND QUBE...

"Star Trek: Prosthesis."

The entire cast of Next Generation is captured by... um... some alien fucking race who find human legs a delicacy. You know... like the French and frog legs. In fact, let's just go ahead and call this new alien race "the French," because they come from the planet of France. And throw a fucking strip of masking tape across the bridge of their noses and make them talk with a lisp... BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING ALIENS. So. Then they eat one leg off of each crew member. Then... They escape. The Enterprise guys. But they all only have one leg. Even Beverly Crusher. Then a Romulan captain... um... Captain... um... Balak. Aw, fuck it. Give him an extra K. BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING ALIEN. Captain Balakk who runs the infamous carny planet Rigel 5... So Captain Balakk'k captures them and ties them all to a fucking post. And he feeds them cabbage. And beats them viciously with a stick. Every day. Twice a day. Often THREE times a day. He makes them walk around that post with their one legs until they wear a groove in the alien soil. And no one ever comes to save them.

Ever.

And if anyone posts my idea to Fark or steals it I will beat their fucking heads in with a fucking shovel.

You fucking tool.

Have a nice day!

The lobster's from Maine.

Brilliant poster, Wil!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!

Brilliant poster, Wil!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!

That's great! Now if only they'd make it....probably turn out way better than ST X.

Damn, baby! You're looking mighty fine!

mmmmmmmmmm what a cute borg....... :-)

love the poster, it should say something like "the return of Wesley Crusher!
LOL
Anyway that is such a great poster, I'd go see the movie too.
I've always been a Wesley Crusher/wil wheaton fan.
oh yeah there's this guy who's the publicist for Christian Bale who's a real jerk off/ok he's a n asshole!, had the nerve to call you names. too bad I'm not in his balehead group and get the emails from someone who keeps me posted on stuff.
long story, anyway I had her kinda tell him off, I'm surprised she didn't get kicked out for voicing her opinion.
anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS WIL and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Give my love to your families!
nanny

I think it will be great even if it is an odd numbered movie. Remember, every fifth movie really sucks bigtime and is followed by a really good one.

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Stardate!

Egads! That ROCKS, Wil!

I'm sure the plot has some interesting twists.

* Picard and Riker get put in the brig after a particularly crazy pub crawl
* Betazed outlaws clothing (but Ferenginar has a revival on bustles and hoop skirts a la Victorean England)
* Worf discovers Data's personality living in his replicator
* Chekov appears from some strange spacewarp called Babylon 5
* The Enterprise-L (yah, Picard blew up F through K trying to get laid) meets up with a HUGE derelect with only a human, a robot, an evolved cat, and a hologrammatic dead guy on board
* and at the crux of the crisis, Wes and 7of9 hook up (in more ways than one) to defeat the greatest threat the Universe has ever known... RICK BERMAN HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE GATEWAY TO FOREVER! Nooooooo!!!

Wanna see something else funny?

http://www.petitiononline.com/antiBerm/petition.html

STAR TREK XI...TRAVELIN' MAN (the journeys through space, time and infinity of wesley crusher the guy on the editing room floor).

I am assuming that on the DVD we will see the cut scenes of Wesley - Captain of his own starship.

by the way, the hair from that picture will soon be on e-bay.

YOU ARE A FAG!

"YOU ARE A FAG!" -- john holms

What the heck? Are you 12?

No problem Wil! Glad you liked the pic. I thought after getting cut out of Nemesis you'd want a little revenge. ;)

forgot to photoshop but woted on that one... no, i'm not brown nosing at all... ;)

Nice poster... wish I had the mind to bust open Photoshop again!

love the poster lol that would be great!
hope you have a happy holiday season :-)
thanks for being so entertaining to read.
love the blue hair

OMG, I came back later to check out more posts from you guys..some of you guys crack my shit up. Comedians. Hilarious.
The French. Bwahaha.

Now there's a movie that just might beat out LotR! Just kidding. Great idea, though!

Have a Merry Christmas, Wil!

When the Borg assimilate me, I'd like to become Crusher Drone Five-of-Eight. Somehow, I think that would just feel right.

Hope everyone has a farking great Christmas.

yay cool i wana see it!
merry christmas everyone!
and don't forget 24 hour marathon of a christmas story starts tonight at 7 or 8 on TNT!

Okay, seriously: get that poster to Cafepress!

That'd rule. :-)

To Uncle Willy and to all my dear, long distance friends here at Wilwheaton.net- Merry Christmas! :)
Love Annie xxx

Spuds!

You closet Farscape fan!

"Captain Balakk who runs the infamous carny planet -->Rigel

Knew you had a thing for Sparky.

Merry Yule

Hilarious!

In any case, happy holidays to all of you!

-b

Even better than Farscape, Misskittyfantastico, he's a closet Red Dwarf fan too!

"The Enterprise-L (yah, Picard blew up F through K trying to get laid) meets up with a HUGE derelect with only a human, a robot, an evolved cat, and a hologrammatic dead guy on board"

I can see it now, Picard and Lister playing "guess whose body part is poking through the curtain", eating curry and annoying Rimmer as much as possible.

Picard would say to Rimmer (very inebriated), "I'm sorry, there's just no opening on the Enterprise right now. I know you used to clean out the chicken soup dispensers on Red Dwarf, but I'm afraid on my ship even the replicators outrank you"

Merry Xmas

cant u do a stand by me movie again??

Hey Wil, I would love to see that movie! (honest)

But... I really kind of wonder if there even WILL be a Star Trek 11.. With the way things are going, I don't think Nemesis is going to go much further past the $30 million mark..

Sad.

Those are so funny! I like the "all your starbase are belong to us" one myself... but of course all the Wes/Wheaton ones are good too ;)

I'm sure there will be a Trek 11; maybe the torch will be passed to the DS9 crew, or maybe I'm a little overly optomistic.

Very cool.

STAR TREK XI-WESLEY'S HAIR (BACK IN BLUE)

GREAT! lol I'd really pay to see that one

Clearly after Nemisis the next Trek movie should be the Wesley/Data buddy flick in which Wesley rebuilds Data and of course as in all buddy flicks... hijinx ensue..... or something.

However, based on this picture is it safe to assume you were uh... assimilated by Ms. 7 of 9? ;)

it sounds good when paramount
decides that there will be
a Star Trek XI...but its time
that they introduce new
characters...maybe ds9
ore voyager