uh...right...and if he doesn't like steak? :)

It's the "thought" that counts.

Absolutely hysterical.
Thanks for sharing this
with us.

Who needs the steak ?

Hehe. Very entertaining.

I'm going to take this opportunity to be a both a weenie by ruining the humor, and a japanophile by knowing this at all:

In Japan, Feb. 14 is valentines day, but the way they do it is that the girls give the guys chocolates. The next month, on March 14 is White Day, where the boys give the girls chocolate.

I'm sure there's more than chocolate being exchanged on Valentine's and White Day, wink, wink ,nudge, nudge :)

sorry... isn't valentine's day supposed to be a day for showing mutual love for one another? it sounds like this guy either has a bad girlfriend or just didn't notice her efforts on the actual day. idea sucks.

p.s. sorry again, i know its a joke, but it's hard to repress this feminist rage sometimes.

actually, march 14 is Pi Day. (3.14) which is best celebrated with pie at 1:59. ymmv as to whether that's better than steak and other things.

and don't forget July 22, Pi Approximation Day (22/7), on which you eat things that approximate but are not exactly pie. cobblers, pastries, quiche, etc.

Uh, sorry, but March 14'th is already taken. It's Pi day. (3/14)

That's great!

EVERY day is PIE DAY

geez

It's the thought that counts Wil? Cool, I'm off the hook then!

"honey, it's steak and bj day... unfortunately the butcher is having a severe beef shortage at the moment, but i tell you what... how about i *think* about giving you a bj... since it's steak AND bj day I can't really do one without the other can I?"

This is pure freakin genius. Thanks.

I showed my husband this post. His comment: "You know I'm a vegetarian...does that mean I get 2 blow jobs?"

That was exactly the answer I expected from him.

Ah... to have a loved one to shower with gifts...

as I'm the only one in the house who ever cooks steak, this does not bode well at all. maybe I can convince my wife that half the work is already done...:)

Do we get them at the same time?

Of course this great for me since I'm in a gay relationship...

Well, hell! No wonder I haven't been getting candy and flowers all these years! I've been doing it all wrong.

*Note to self, buy steaks and a Black Jack next time at the store*

What if he's a vegetarian??? Is it Lettuce and BJ day, Carrots and BJ day??? What???

Yeah,a man would come up with a "blowjob day" :P

Damn, the Geocities page got 404'ed in real time - I guess GeoYahoo has no sense of humor.

Pi day! That’s hilarious!

How do we mark this occasion? Running in circles? Oscillating?

heh heh heh he said "blow job."
:::wanders off to find the Spouse Thingy:::
mmmm... Steak.

Male appreciation day equals...

Superbowl Sunday
Pay-per-view boxing nights
Poker Night
DnD Night
Gaming Night
Control of the remote

...all without me there.

I think that's enough male appreciation for me. He can fix me the darn steak.

Ah the conundrum of gay life: Who goes first, me or my boyfriend?

Ah the conundrum of gay life: Who goes first, me or my boyfriend?

Pi Day is celebrated as mentioned before-- by eating Pie (the round variety, not McDonald's)

Heh...cute.

My Valentine's Day was kind of lousy... as I spent it freaking out over yet another rejected (thesis) proposal.

My boyfriend made it all better by treating me to a hug for White Day. (;

Shame it happens during lent.
Otherwise, it might really catch on!

I am with ellen on the feminist rage thing. :) People think only men rack their brains for the occasion?!

My SO doesn't seem to mind that I get him all the cool stuff he wants for V-Day...DVDs, computer games, CDs, etc.

Hey, who needs flowers and chocolate? We want OUR steak and [female equivalent] day too!

Hey, I have a friend whose birthday is today (3/14)! He'll be pleased to know he has so many alternative ways to celebrate! Of course, being a math geek, he'll choose pie...

Funny thing about this site.

Go back to it on March 15th... oh my god it's steak and BJ day again. Everyday the date changes so every day is steak and bj day.

you men are sneaky!

I reject the idea that Valentines day isn't a day on which women might show appreciation for men in man-meaningful ways. We need another day for this because Valentines Day is only about women and how to make women happy? Baloney.

To men I say "give your woman a romantic gift that pleases her." To women I say the same. And if what "pleases him" is a blowjob, then on your knees, girlie. No need for a seperate holiday.

Kinda puts to rest that old joke:

Why do brides smile on their wedding day? . .. ...

Because they know they've given their last blow job ever.

Keep on trying Wil. If it does not work today, try it again on March 15th. So Good Luck. Oh and bye the way its my Birthday, im 35 today. 5 yrs i will be 40, and in 15 yrs, (GOD FORBID) i will be 50. So i'm wishing my self a BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

It's to late for me to learn how to make a steak, maybe next year ;)

I think I'll just celebrate today as Pi Day. 3.14 Yay.

As stated above, this holiday has already been taken by the Japanese. ;)

I had a good White Day. No chocolate, outside of that White Chocolate Mocha, but we went out for the day, starting with a round of putt-putt. :)

"Steak and a Blow Job"

Why am I thinking of Austin Powers in Goldmember? lmao

"Shmoke und a pancake" anybody?

If guys get steak and bj day then Valentines Day should be changed so instead of roses and chocolate women get oral sex and chocolate. Only fair, right?

Screw the steak!!!!!!!!!
If you like giving,then he will love reciev'in!!No special day needed for that baby!Catch him when he's gett'in out of the shower!

:)

Considering my Birthday is the very next day (Yes, thats right, tomorrow is my 31st B-Day) The guy in my life would then have to treat me like a queen the next day and do everything for me. I personally think the guy would prefer to not have the steak and blowjob to avoid having to treat me perfect the next day.

But I'm a vegetarian! (And gay, but that's beside the point)

It's the "thought" that counts? So...if I think about steak, and I think about giving the blowjob....that's all that matters, right? :)

I'll stick with Pi Day, which is also Albert Einstein's birthday. With such geek credibility, my suggestion is to make March 14 "Geek's Day". More info at my slashdot journal. http://slashdot.org/~urbazewski/journal/27141

At the risk of being a humorless twit, I'd like to vote against "Hallmark Holidays" like Valentine's Day --- it just creates a lot of expectations on both sides of a relationship, and then a lot of conflict or disappointment when those invisible but deadly expectations aren't met. So this year for Valentine's Day I got my husband the same thing I get him every year --- My Valentine's Day present to him is that he doesn't have to get me a Valentine's Day present.

Ha! And that exempts me from Steak and BJ Day!

as a gay man,,,do I have to pick one or the other, or can I have both holidays, candy and flowers on feb 14, then a steak and a bj on Mar 14 :-) and do i have to still give flowers and candy on Feb 14 AND steak and a BJ on Mar 14. The logistics of this is mind boggling.

Hmm, the site got slashdotted or something. I couldn't get there. BUT, the great thing about that site was every day you loaded it, it put up the current day as being Steak and Blowjobs day.

Don't like the steak part, apart from that, good idea. They should change the steak to beer.

hey Wil,
Is Anne still laughing? Cause I sure am
thanks for the laugh today, and all the other days you make us laugh, think, cry, etc....

bah! every day was steak&bj day, or could have been if he wanted it. too bad he was an ass and missed out. lol

HA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! cracked up. and cried a little. heh. thanks, wil.

I wonder how many of you have ever had a really good steak...

Or put it this way, I'd pay for a really good steak.

I showed this to my girlfriend, and her response was "Great! That means I only have to give you a blow-job once a year!"

Um, thanks, I'll keep what I get now. If I want to go back to one a year, I'll call up my ex-wife. Ugh!

Wil,

The morning DJs have been talking about "Steak and Knobber" day for ever... Looks like it's finally catching on.

They recommend May 14th for woman couples as "chicken and lickin' day"...

Derek

Between WWDN and Fark, we killed the site.

Cool.

Oops, I missed it! Maybe next year (though I did wake my boyfriend up with my giggling).

Did you get this from a 50's hygiene video? It's a few "gal" and "guy"s away from it.

So THAT'S what happened to the site! lol
You just got the Steak and BJ day memo?
I actually thought this was a cute idea, however... you don't really need a holiday for this.
Most women do this for their man anyway right?
Never the less I have steaks out defrosting and whip cream for later. ;)
Fair is fair. :p
Good thing you got this memo in time to enjoy it.
Happy Steak & BJ Day!

Just one more day to line 'the man's' pockets at Hallmark. Interesting to see what the card would read , though
Danko

Oh man. since I am a total airhead I mixed up my days.
I thought it was today. You don't think the hubby will mind if its a day late do you? :-\

sorry... isn't valentine's day supposed to be a day for showing mutual love for one another?

Sure, but in practice it usually turns into a test for men in heterosexual relationships to prove their commitment by resorting to extravagant displays of wealth and ingenuity. If you think that most women are under one-tenth the pressure that most men are on V-Day, you're living on another planet!

The joke is crass and silly, but at least it gives voice to the idea that maybe having a world in which men are pointedly expected to jump through elaborate hoops to prove their love (like peacocks or something) isn't the best way to have things, or to calm the war between the sexes. And it also hints at the idea that, like in those horrendous diamond ads, our society has an "exchange gifts for sex" meme going on between men and women: something that's about as far from a real intimate relationship as you can get.

Pretty funny, too bad you killed the website. Hey is this going to be known as WWDN effect?

Well, I like to say, why wait for just one day a year for my man to shower me with love and attention and fabulous gifts, there are 364 other days out there. So why not feel the same way about this day? Dang it! My man is wonderful. If I wanna cook him steak and go down on him the other 364 days of the year to show just how much I love him...I'm sure he won't mind.

Killed the site? Man you smoked it!!!

Aaaaahhh the WWDN effect... WIL Power.... The Force of WIL...the.. um... The Wil to kill.... The.. thing.. what... wil.. um...

Okay enough of this.

Damn, I forgot all about it.
Maybe next year.

It's obvious to me that this is the most amazing, wonderful, and well thought out holiday in human history.

It does seem to be rather baised towards the hetereosexual crowd (which is fine by me), because otherwise it forces a whole lot of "dick suckin" for the gay crowd. Not so much receivin'.

Some people take things much too seriously. Yes, couples should show their love for each other every day. Yes, there should be more equality in the world. However, here in the real world, even many self-proclaimed feminists do not seem particularly quick to reach for their purses or wallets or billfolds or other conveyances of payment methods when a meal bill makes its way to the table. I am both surprised and delighted when someone treats me to dinner for a change and it has nothing to do with the molding of my thought by society and everything to do with my personal experience.

If you think the whole Valentine's Day thing is not tilted steeply toward men doing things for women rather than the other way around, you might consider keeping a tally of the different advertisements next year. I'm not saying it's right; I'm just telling you what I see in front of me every year.

Hmm... I do not usually eat steak, but that does sound kind of good. As for the other thing... hmm... I can hardly remember what that is like, but I doubt I would pass that up from my girlfriend regardless of the day. ;)

Men need to stick up for themselves just as much as women. Don't let some chick stomp all over your manhood boys! If she's always into what she's getting all the time then you sure ain't getting no March 14th, or any other day of the year. As for a steak and bj national holiday, I don't think I'll be walking into the Halmark store any time soon to find a rack of greeting cards celebrating turning a loved ones face into a glazed donut.

I dunno, 3/14 is already Pi day. Maybe we should reschedule.

Sounds great except for the steak part.

I guess it could be Steak and a tofurkey day for the vegetarians among us.

The original...

http://www.stormandbirdsey.com/Storm%20and%20Birdsey/Miscellaneous/SteakandBJDay2002.htm

uh...right...and if he doesn't like blowjobs? :)

Whoa, I thought Valentines Day was a mutual thing, and not just a day for men to give gifts to women. If I had known that last month, I would have saved a lot of time, effort and money! I guess you learn something new every day!

I should have logged on earlier, I'm making chicken tonight! Well, at least I got one of the B&B holiday things accomplished!

Doesn't like steak?
He's a communist.
Doesn't like blowjobs?
He hasn't had a good one.

Don't ruin the only perfect holiday with these silly questions.

ONE CAVEAT: Do NOT try to eat your steak while enjoying your BJ; there are many possible risks which could result in injury or death for you both.

Not only should you not attempt to enjoy your steak during your BJ, but you should never, EVER, under ANY circumstances, attempt to enjoy a BJ in a moving car. Just a word of advice for all of you adventurers out there. I garantee you, that no matter what road you are driving on, as soon as those teeth get into position, you will hit the Pothole From Hell. It has happened before to many an unsuspecting man, and it will happen again.

Even Lorena Bobbitt doesn't seem as scary anymore...

Wil,

Great idea, but in my relationship all I need to do is ask my wife and everyday is steak and BJ day. Well at least every other day......hehehe....My best, Ozzman

Wil,
I think this is a groundbreaking idea and needs to be brought before the proper people of authority to make sure this idea is not lost. Perhaps if enough people get behind this idea it can be made a national holiday. Can you say "day off from work and a steak AND a BJ" the awsome is just too mind boggling to even consider without major cerebral damage. I think we need more such holidays to fill our year.

Milk On,
Biff the Wonder Cow

Long time reader, first time poster..but I had to comment on this :)

If people think that Valentine's Day is such a halmark holiday, then I guess it stands to reason that marketing has gotten to you. If you feel so pressured (male or female) to get that perfect gift or are worried you'll get the wrong thing, then perhaps you are buying it for the "halmark" holiday, and not just to say "I love you" or "I care about you".

Valentine's day is a mutual day of love and respect for my family. I always get my husband and my sons a gift on Valentine's day. It matters not what it is, whether it's a box of chocolate and a card, or a toy or a game. It's just an special way for me to let them know they are indeed loved. I expect little on Valentine's day, but I always get something. No matter what the gifts are, I am always reassured that I am truly loved and appreciated by my family. It's NOT the gift, but the thought behind it. Maybe I'm different in that respect, my birthday is also on Feb 14. So I've grown up sharing the day with friends and loved ones for as long as I can remember.

As for the Steak and BJ day, if guys are so insecure that they need their own holiday, then let them. I don't need a special day to do something nice for my husband. Everyday could be Valentine's Day, or Steak and BJ day. It's YOUR life ya know, you can make every day a holiday :)

Pam

first the steak...and then the "special" steak sauce!...valentines day is a day of giving...it should go both ways...dr. ruth would explain that oral sex is a good thing...an fact that has been lost with the demonization of BJ's and those who give them...to change the tide of attitude a man should never use the term "sucks" in a negative context...he should substitute "bites"...then maybe this steak and BJ day has a chance to "come" into reality.

For those of you just tuning in, this recap is being provided as a public service.

- "Oh, yeah, but did you know ...?"

- "I don't like giving blowjobs and will rebel against any movement that shows it to be a normal part of a happy relationship!"

- "Yeah, I did, but did you know ...?"

- "Wil ROCKS!"

- "I only wish I had a man to suck on. Boo hoo. :("

- "I'm GAY! I'm GAY! I'm GAY!"

- "Meat is WRONG! Meat is WRONG! Meat is WRONG!"

- "Yahoo took it down."

- "I an't givin' no blowjobs! Fark him!"

- Spiteful comment about past relationship.

- "I'm a woman and I love giving head to my man!"

- "I'm GAY too!"

Those without a smile on their face should seek assistance at:

http://www.fune.net/-/humor101.html

If that doesn't help, maybe this will:

http://www.computerjokes.net/150.htm

This was brought to you by the letters B and J and the number 69.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.

You are too damned funny :D

"Women Must Obey" Day.
I don't think thats too much to ask, since its just one day. No outlandish demands, just the very idea is enough to provide excitement.
I suggest someone declare a day for it, and everyone agree on it. With posters, t-shirts and emails that day will become its own holiday, without any mayor's approval. It will make the rounds on the internet, eventually the broadcast news, and everyone will know.
The "uppity" women will become paranoid and unusually incredulous on this day, providing men with sufficient amusement to justify the expense of promoting it. >:D

If:

Feb 14 is Valentine's Day

Mar 14 is Steak and BJ Day (ROTW)/White Day (Japan)

and

May 14 looks like becoming Chicken and Lickin' Day

Shouldn't we come up with holidays for the other "14th's"?

Might need to modify Bastille Day (July 14th) a bit - Croissants and ... ? :)

that was brilliant...thanks for posting that wil....

cheers...

wow..

suddenly i have this overwhelming urge for a steak and a ....well...
;)

My buddy Dennis used to say, "I only had one bad blow job, and it was good".

The right day for "freedom kissing"! :-)

I let Amanda read it,...
she's looking at me like she's conceerned that I might not be feeling quite right. I think she'd check me for fever but she just won't stop laughing long enough to aim the thermometer correctly (thank God).

Oh yeah, as for the Gay guys,...How come you guys get twice the fun?! You fellas read the article and giggle like school kids in a candy store, and my wife reads it and just giggles.
Twice the beef and only half the work,....maybe I'll climb off the fence for a day and hang out with you and let my wife get over her giggles from the article.

I had a good White Day and Valentine's Day; we didn't do candy, though. I got two new shirts and a muffler (all of my co-workers were surprised that I didn't get chocolates, and then wanted to know if the muffler was hand-made. This is Japanese tradition at work.)

White Day, I gave my girlfriend roses, because she'd never been given flowers before (long story.) We're kinda taking it slow, rounding it off with a date on Monday, at which point we shop for her gift.

We're kinda laid back on this kind of thing; it's the love that counts.

I'll be sure to mention the blow job, though...

Ogrek and me went to see DareDevil. 'Nuff said.

It doesn't matter what you do for Valentines, as long as the gift is appreciated in the end ^_^ A lot of people at work were shocked that I would consider being taken to a movie a romantic gesture (these were of course people who did the romantic meal out, the candy, the flowers etc etc etc.... 9_9) but it's what I wanted to do on the day ^_^ I don't like being made a big deal out of, I don't even feel comfortable on my birthday, but I've got to allow for husbandly gestures of love, so we usually opt for something we both think is cool ^_^

There's romantic gestures - and there's knowing what your loved one appreciates.

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Ummm this site got farked..or was it wheatoned???any how its GONE!!!Fear the Wheaton

Hah! I knew about this in advance thanks to Sifichick!!

My man had Seafood instead, because that's what he wanted. He received two fantastic Blow Jobs, one in the morning and one in the evening. *wicked Grin* The second of the two was so freaking amazing I came and the man hadn't even touched me or anything. *Shocked look on face* Freaky Cool.

I think Everyday should be Blow Job Day. Who's with me Ladies?? Mwhahahahaha!!

If I have *MY* way today will be another Blow Job Day... followed by.... *wink*

:P

I hope everyone had a wonderful Steak & Blow Job Day!!!!

*Happy Nekkid Otter Butt Dances for everyone*
Stargazer

By all means, blow jobs rule! Great idea. Every good boy deserves favor, especially from a loved one who spills not, and savors each and every single last drop.

gil

damn i'm hungry, could sure do with a steak about now.
bj would be good too.
i hate valentines day, it rubs it into the faces of people who don't hae a gf.
i didn't get a single thing on valentines day.
and also it was exactl a week after my gf dumped me for another guy.
what a bitch.
how depressing.
how heinekken.

Sorta crass, don't you think?

I love your web site, and check it each day as part of my morning surfing (you know, slashdot, cnn, along with a cup of coffee...).

You're about my age, and I loved watching Next Generation with my friends. I had an Amiga, and recall your involvement with NewTek. I grew up only a few years before you, and the nostalgic coming-of-age posts you make often hit home for me.

But I've never quite figured out why you sometimes (not always) ruin a relatively insightful or moving piece of writing with comments like "wanting to do the nasty dance with Uncle Willy" (variations of which I've seen quite a few times now). I realize you're trying to be funny, and you so often ARE funny, but not when you sound like that.

Don't get me wrong, it's not truly offensive. Nothing that strong. But it's just not funny, and in pretty poor taste.

Just my opinion, for what it's worth. I do enjoy most of your writing, and you seem to have a LOT of fans (if the "comments" posts are any indication). Thanks for all the good work; you do have fans, and I'm one of them.

Geez, Marc, lighten up. Sometimes being crass and immature *is* funny. It brings balance!

it is better to give than to receve my ass

You mean, there's a day where you don't get to eat steak and get/receive blowjobs?

Dude, us gays have it made. Seriously - do women really avoid blowjobs? I thought that was an urban legend.

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

'Lo, Bob? When come back, bring pie.

ok..

Boy this guy was not loved because last time I checked it was a two way street. You give BJ and you get back just as much as you give.

Yup, the GeoCities page is gone. But fear not for there are others to hold up the flag. ;)

EN:
http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net
DE translation:
http://schnitzelundblowjobtag.g-spotting.net

HOLEY CRAP!!
UNBUNCH YOUR PANTIES PEOPLE!!!
IT WAS A JO-OKE!!!
Laugh a little
If you find a little joke like the steak and hummer bit crass,
(here's a hint)
GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
Some things on the net are offensive
(see other AngelDust posts)
And should be taken seriously
THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM!!!
....Come..on people
loosen up....a bit!

I believe the origin of "Steak and a Blowjob Day" is Ray Owen's Joke A Day (http://www.jokeaday.com).

(NOTE: Ray absolutely promises to offend every one of his readers, given enough time. If you didn't like S&BJ Day, you probably don't want to visit....)

My husband and I already celebrate it. Guys, learn the Venus Butterfly, and it'll be steak and blowjob day everyday!

Important safety tip:

Do not, I repeat, do NOT print this and hand it out to your Gender Issues class.

That is all.

Just to clarify - Hallmark has never made up a holiday. Almost every business benefits from almost every holiday. They just happen to benefit more because the easiest thing to get someone is a card that you just ran in and picked up. Most "made up" holidays (best example is Sweetest Day) are made up by regular people trying to acknowledge people who don't usually get acknowledged (in this example, volunteers) and it gets turned into something completely different (in this example, another Valentine's Day without the churchy affiliation).

And I'll just say I agree with the feminist rage comment, so I'm not gonna say anything else about that.

And just *which* businesses will benefit from steak and blowjob day?!? Steak shops, butchers and mouthwash manufacturer's sprint immediately to mind.

"Honey - I found something on the internet I want you to read. Did you know there was a holiday we missed?" - me, as soon as I finish this post.

Blog on, people.