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September 26, 2003

mmmm . . . beer

And now, comedy:


The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.  

"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.

Guinness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."

(Thanks to Leilani, who e-mailed this to me, and to Elana, who addressed me today as "Mr. I Love Guinness")

Posted by wil at September 26, 2003 11:40 AM
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