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September 26, 2005

FUBARdN

Well, I've stirred up some epic database problems which are going to involve technical support, and a whole lot of time I just don't have right now.

This is the blessing and curse of computers: it's so easy to get stuff out of my head and onto my blog, even a moron like me can talk to people on the internets . . . but when something goes as bad as this has, it's well beyond my abilities to repair it myself, and time is something I don't have a lot of right now.

The archives are mostly broken, the database is FUBAR, and it's going to be at least a few days before I can get someone from Six Apart to help me (there's the small matter of me buying a license, because I've gotten all the help I can get from the existing documentation and forums.)

None of this, by the way, is meant to cast movable type in a bad light, and I still think it's the best software out there. This is entirely my fault, and is a result of my own limitations.

In other words, there probably won't be much here for at least the next several days.

UPDATE: I've made a temporary blog at Typepad, because I honestly don't know how long it's going to take me to get this fixed. Check out WWdN In Exile, if you dare.

September 23, 2005

not quite five by five, but getting there

So other than exposing some of my own lameness in template and CSS hacking, the upgrade to movable type 3.2 is a success. The backend stuff that you never get to see (unless you have your own MT blog) is really cool. Six Apart have made this version of the software faster, more functional, and nicer to look at. It's awesome.

What I realize I have to do is download the entire website, delete about 3/5 of everything that has become useless outdated crap that's sitting around like plaque in the arteries of WWdN, and rebuild from the ground up. I have much more experience now, than I had four years ago, and MT is much more robust. Until I get there, though, the archives will look ugly as hell, and a lot of links probably won't work. I've also noticed that .cgi processes are timing out like crazy, which is probably my fault. Until I fix that, please resist the urge to hit submit more than once, if you comment. And speaking of comments, if you're inclined to let me know about broken things you find, that's cool — but leave it in this entry so you don't waste your time if someone else has already found it. I'll start working on this stuff as soon as I can. They're broken, and I have wasted far too much time today trying to get them working, which is awfully stupid because . . .

But I can't do it today, because I have an audition. That's right, it's only my third or fourth of the year, but it's for a fantastic show, at the request of a director I deeply respect and genuinely like. I can't say much more than that, but hopefully I'll have big exciting news sooner than later.

June 09, 2005

sarge goes stable

I'm a couple of days behind on this, but I wanted to mention that Debian Sarge has officially gone stable.

This is really exciting news, and I suggest anyone who is interested in running Linux celebrate by giving Debian a try. I built my current system using their phenomenal network-install, which is probably the easiest way to go until Ian Murdock finishes Progeny.

Congratulations, thanks, and a kettle of tasty fish to the whole Debian developer team, who have worked tirelessly to create one of the greatest free distros in the world.

April 15, 2005

return of trackbacks

I'm trying out a new MT plugin called SpamLookup, which should help out an awful lot with the trackback spam. It' still beta, so if anyone notices anything weird, let me know and I'll pass it along to the developer.

Unless it completely doesn't work, Trackbacks should be working again.

April 14, 2005

it's demanding to defeat those evil machines

In June, I'm going down to New Orleans to give a keynote about igrep at the 2005 Red Hat Summit.

So last week, I did a quick e-mail chat with Red Hat magazine, which hit the web today. In it, I talk a little bit about my experiences with Linux:

". . . after about a week of running Linux, I couldn't believe that I'd ever willingly chosen to run Windows. I did my first complete switch with Mandrake and I've never looked back. I'm composing this response in Kate, on my primary machine, which is running kernel 2.6.8."
I also talk about being the spokesman for igrep, what igrep is, and why I think it's cool:
"igrep is a focused, targeted search engine aimed at developers. Because it only searches resources that are specifically relevant to developers, it saves them time and effort when they're working on their various projects. Time developers don't have to spend digging through piles of irrelevant search results is time they can spend goofing off. And isn't that the whole reason we started using computers in the first place?

I'm using igrep on WWdN right now as a proof of concept, to showcase how powerful the igrep technology is. I think that igrep could eventually branch out into a whole new type of searching: rather than going to google (which is still a great tool, by the way) and trying to include and exclude terms and results to find what you're looking for, you could use an igrep search to do that work for you. I don't think we're going to completely replace search engines like Google or Yahoo, but this could be the beginning of vertical niche searching for all sorts of things, like blogs, online comics, sites related to Star Wars . . ."

Incidentally, because I'm a spokesman for igrep, I get paid to represent it. My credibility is very important to me, so I wouldn't have accepted the position if I didn't believe in it, but I want to be completely up-front and honest about that. I will occasionally blog about igrep-related things (like appearances and stuff), but this isn't going to turn into the igrep blog. (Remember when Bill Cosby co-starred with all sorts of Coca-Cola products in Ghost Dad? I'm not going to do that.)

In the same issue of Red Hat Magazine, there's a nice introduction to encrypting e-mail, called "It's 2 a.m. Do you know who's reading your e-mail?" It's targeted to Red Hat users, so it won't be a good HOWTO for you if you don't use Linux, but it's a good overview of public-key cryptography.

If you've visited my contact page, you know that I'm a privacy and encryption advocate. However, as Bunny Macintosh once observed, my enthusiasm for encryption results in lots of e-mail from guys with ponytails, and hardly any e-mail from hot girls. She has a point: encryption is currently beyond the comprehension of most normal people (and the vast amount of documentation out there is written for propellerheads) but that doesn't diminish its importance.

If you're not a Linux user, but you use Thunderbird for e-mail (and you should) there's a plugin called Enigmail that's remarkably easy to use. You can learn how to use it with How to secure your e-mail with GnuPG and Enigmail.

You shouldn't encrypt because you have something to hide; you should encrypt because you have the right to keep your communications and your files private. I encourage everyone, whether you're a ponytail, a hot girl, an überGeek or someone who is online for the first time with a free AOL CD to read these articles and start encrypting your e-mail. Then you can send it to me, and we'll all geek out together.

Privately, of course.

March 29, 2005

breathe in the darkest country road

I was approved for AdSense, so I've spent most of my morning messing around with the account options. I'm going to use the text-only ads, and I've made it so they'll blend in nicely with the color scheme here. I'm not going to use those horrible animated ads, or the gigantic graphic ones, because I think they suck.

Right now, I don't quite know the best place to put the code. Should it just go at the top of the main page? Should it go into the sidebar and replace the TextAds box (which has to go away, per the TOS, anyway I think) or should it go somewhere else? I think it makes sense to put something different into the archive pages, because those will probably be the most relevant results, right?

I don't want to get all link-obsessed, and let the AdSense stuff impact the content of my blog in any way, but I figure if I'm going to have AdSense here, I should at least do it the best way possible. I'm pretty sure that there are at least a few WWdN readers who have experience with AdSense. If any of you guys are willing to help this noob out, I'd appreciate hearing any advice you'd care to share. Thanks :)

Afterthought: My friend David Lawrence just pointed me to
10 Quick Steps to Making Perfect Google AdSense
. Holy crap, what a valuable bit of writing it is! In about ten minutes I've graduated from noob to lamer. Next stop: genius. Or . . . something. Heh.

So it gave me this idea . . . because I am pretty sure that there will eventually be a bunch of good and useful advice in these comments, when it reaches critical mass, I'll put it all together into a file for all WWdN readers to read and use.

I've been thinking about doing a WWdN Wiki. This could be a cool place to start.

March 25, 2005

the future has a valley and a shortcut

Couple of news things that don't really fit anywhere else:


  1. I've taken the Amazon links out of the RSS feed. They were never relevant, and I don't think anyone was clicking them, anyway. I'm sure feedburner will figure out an algorithm which will make the links more relevant, and when they do I'll put them back in.

  2. I've been thinking about adding some Google Ads or something to the site. The vet bills for Felix and Sketch have climbed up well over $5,000, and we're starting to feel the pinch.

  3. I'm working on updating the rest of the site, especially the FAQ, which hasn't been touched in years. I plan to use MT to control those pages, so they're easier to update. Using Quanta is fun and all, but hand-coding everytyhing is getting old.

  4. If I have set it up correctly, the WWdN RSS feed will now include images from my buzznet photoblog.

  5. I've added a link to the hilarious webcomic Diesel Sweeties over there on the left. If you like WWdN, I'm pretty sure you'll like Diesel Sweeties. Be sure to check out their T-shirts.

  6. In my back yard right now, it's breezy and 64.6 degrees with 52% humidity under partly cloudy skies. The barometer is steady at 29.56.

March 10, 2005

google news gets cooler

When I got home from What's My Line? Live On Stage last night, I tossed my bag onto the couch (it's a bag, okay? From ApacheCon, and I keep my books and appointment calendar and some gum and kleenex and stuff in it . . . but it's not a purse. Let's be clear about that. Not. A. Purse.) Uh, I tossed my not-a-purse onto the couch and went into my office to check my e-mail and scan the news headlines.

I was a little surprised when I sat down and saw that Google News, which is my homepage, was displaying a 502 error. I hit F5, and the page came back up . . . and revealed that the HiveMind at Google has bestowed upon us the ability to customize Google News.

Holy crap, man! It's very cool. I now have a "Wil Wheaton" section, a "Fark" section, and a "Monkey Attack" section, to go along with all the other default sections. I also got rid of the "Business" section, which I never read anyway. Control freaks of the world rejoice!

Whenever something comes along that makes the Internets more useful, I sing a little song and jump around a little bit.

Good jorb, Googleoids.

March 01, 2005

a few site updates

Over the next few weeks, I hope to make some changes and updates to WWdN. (After I finish my Slashdot interview. Put down your pitchforks.)

Most of the changes will be at the code-level, so I can make my site more compliant and hopefully faster, but I'm also going to update some of the static pages that haven't been touched in years. For example, the about and FAQ pages are so many years out of date, they don't even mention any of my writing gigs. Oops. I also hope to add some sort of backend that will let me update my READ LISTEN WATCH links and my appearances page more frequently and more easily. Looks like I have to actually learn more php and MySQL. I believe the emoticon for that is =:o

Yesterday, I switched my RSS feed over to Feedburner, and added a few easy subscription buttons over on the left side of the page. I did this because I have noticed that actual site visits have dropped off significantly since I went to full feeds, and Feedburner gives me subscriber stats that are useful to me when I talk to the press, or try to impress my friends. (For some reason, "About 7500 people subscribe to my feed" just sounds cooler than "I think a bunch of people read my feed.") I'm also using Feedburner to jam some Amazon DVD links into every 3rd entry in the feed. Click 'em if you want, ignore 'em if you don't.

I used .htaccess to automatically update existing subscribers, but new subscribers can easily add my site's feed to My Yahoo!, My MSN, and Newsgator. Hooray!

I've also switched my audioblog feed to Feedburner, and it should now support Podcasting. Hooray hooray!

January 26, 2005

ch-ch-ch-changes

I've run into a database error with MT-Blacklist, and until I get it worked out, I have to manually approve or deny comments, and it's taking up a lot of time. It turns out that spammers totally ::heart:: my blog. It also means that if I'm AFK for an extended time, non-typekey users won't get their comments added to the site for a loooong time.

So until I get this issue worked out, I'm changing my blog configuration to only accept comments from TypeKey users.

Now, listen, privacy is a big deal with me. Here's what they say about it:


What about my privacy?

We're committed to providing a service that respects user privacy. Therefore, we will not publish information that you have not chosen to make public, nor will we share your information without your explicit permission. We're not in the business of selling email addresses, and we give users the option to choose whether they'd like to send their email address to the sites which they are commenting on.

I'm pretty comfortable using Typekey, for what that's worth. I don't mind being held accountable for my comments, either, and I believe that the vast majority of WWdN readers feel the same way. Actually, we'll see how it goes with Typekey enabled. Maybe it will bring back some of the cool interaction that we used to have here a few years ago.

There's more information about the service in the Extended TypeKey FAQ, and readers are always encouraged to privately share their thoughts with me via e-mail.

January 23, 2005

ah, the joys of upgrading

Embiggened by the success I had installing Debian Sarge on my desktop machine, I upgraded to Movable Type 3.14 from 2.661 today.

So far, the upgrade has been mostly painless, but I have encountered a few headaches, which I may go into another time. I'm glad that I exported my entire blog before I started, that's for sure.

It looks like the comments have vanished all the way back until December, and I don't know if they're even working right now, but I've been here for hours, and now it's time for dinner. I kinda hate computers right now.

If anyone notices anything strange, post a comment (if you can) or drop me an e-mail, if you don't mind.

Update: Comments don't work. They time out for me, and I hear via e-mail from a lot of WWdN readers that they are encountering various errors that sound MT-Blacklist related.

I'd love to sit here for another few hours and figure it out, but I'm tired, my back is sore, and I have an audition tomorrow. I'll try to fix it later this week if I get some time.

Other than this incredibly annoying problem (which is probably my fault, like I forgot to set some stupid file to 755 or something) and a massive slowdown (which is probably server-related) the upgrade looks great. I especially like how 3.14 handles plugins.

So if you're having problems commenting, I know. No need to e-mail about it. However, if you're an MT user, and you've had any problems like this upgrading, I'd love to hear how you got around it.

Oh, if you're looking for actual weblog content, I recorded an audioblog on Friday called "Wanting . . . ".

Update the second: Comments are making it through, because MT-Blacklist (2.04b) is e-mailing them to me, which is weird because I didn't configure it to force moderation of new comments . . . but even when I approve them, they're still not showing up. Maybe it's a template thing.

Tell you what, I've learned a whole lot about MT because of this little snag . . . sort of how I learned a whole lot about recompiling a kernel when my machine puked recently.

So to review — things breaking: bad. Learning stuff while you fix things: good.

Update the last: I converted my database from Berkeley db to MySQL, and everything seems to be magically working. Cool!

The conversion was 100% painless. I edited two lines of mt.cfg (with vim, of course) and ran a perl script to do the conversion. I have about sixteen billion entries and comments and stuff, though, so it took about three hours to convert . . . but I just sat here at my desk and watched the update scroll by while I worked on my audition.

By the way, this pilot I'm reading for today is the best pilot I've seen in ages. Maybe five years or so (I use five, six, and nine years as benchmarks, because that's how long I've been married, lived in this house, and known Anne, respectively).

Update the last, for reals this time: Got back from the audition to find a blog positively overflowing with spam. Tried to login to MTBL, discovered that since I switched to the new database, MTBL thinks I have an invalid username. D'oh! Until I get that worked out, I've turned on a MT feature which will only allow comments from people who are registered Typekey users. It's free, it's not that big a hassle, and it could be a week or more before I finally work out all these issues . . . so if you'd like to post a comment, get yourself an account, just like my typekey profile whydontcha.

January 04, 2005

melt the statues in the park

A few readers have told me that WWdN is nominated for Best Big Name Blog in the 2004 Best of the Blogs awards, so I headed over there to see who else was nominated, and to perhaps correct the assertion that I'm a Big Name anything.

Holy crap, am I in some good company. Namely, Tony Pierce and Dooce.

So look, here's the thing: If you're going to go there and vote, you'd better vote for Tony. Right now he only has 13 votes, and that's because I can only vote once a day. I'm serious. This isn't some sort of false humility -- it's a fact. Tony Pierce writes one of the best (and more often than not THE best) blogs on the Internets. Go read his site if you doubt me. Tony is fearless, funny, and talented. And pick up his book How To Blog while you're there.

October 04, 2004

full text rules!

After several conversations at Gnomedex with geeks who are better at being geeks than I am, I've decided to put the full text of all my posts into my XML feed from now on.

I guess I hadn't done this in the past because I wanted people to actually visit my site, but I don't care about traffic any more. Now I just want people to enjoy what I write, in whatever format they prefer, including offline newsreaders.

In a related story, thanks for all the advice about newsreaders. I've been fooling around with Sage for the last few hours . . . the "discover feeds" thing is a killer app, man.

June 28, 2004

radio at nine

I'll be on the David Lawrence Show again tonight (this time in studio) at 9 pm PDT. I'll be talking about gmail4troops.com, including some stats about what we've done so far. I hope that I will be able to share some of the comments I've gotten from servicemen and their families, too.

June 19, 2004

gmail4troops.com

I am blown away by WWdN readers. Seriously.

In less than three days, I've gotten tons of responses to every single challenge I issued in the last post.

The result? gmail4troops.com!

And if that's not enough, some guys pulled together gmailforthetroops.com before we could even get our site going.

My favorite thing about this (other than the "good deed" nature of it -- I'm always looking for a way to do good deeds) is how for the vast majority of people, it doesn't matter if you're a liberal or a conservative, a dove or a hawk . . . we're all coming together to do something cool for our soldiers in the field. I hope that there's a bonus to this too: maybe someone will give out invites, feel good about it, and donate a phone card . . . then they'll help put together a care package . . . then, maybe they'll volunteer to help out a soldier's husband or wife, or become pen pals . . . this could really be the start of something cool, and may help improve morale for our guys and gals in uniform.

When I started this lame website so long ago, I never thought that any of these cool things would happen . . . and now, I can't wait to see what happens next!

I'll do my best to get back to regular blogging next week. I've been waiting for Anne to have time to write up about the marathon, and I've been crazy busy with auditions, meetings, and some actual jobs (!). More on all that after the weekend.

June 17, 2004

support our troops -- send them your GMail invites!

I keep reading about how soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan are having their tours extended long beyond when they expected to come home, and their morale is suffering as a result. Thankfully, many of our soldiers are able to stay in touch with friends and family via the Internet, but their e-mail access is often very limited.

WWdN reader Drew sent me the following note earlier today:


I will send you an invitation for the hard to get Gmail if you post something on your site telling others to give their invites to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. See, Google gives 1 gig of email space, perfect for movies and pictures from home, but it's invite only. When you get an account you will get invites too, and if you could pass them along to those who need em that would rule.

I think this is a fantastic idea, and an easy, but very powerful way for many of us to help support our troops. GMail gives users 1 GIG of free storage space, which is more than enough for pictures, movies, sound files . . . all sorts of things that could help our servicemen and women feel a little closer to home.

The thing about GMail is that it's currently invite-only, so I e-mailed Drew back, and asked him if he had some sort of clearinghouse set up for soldiers to submit requests for invites. He responded:


No, but about 10 of us are trolling www.gmailswap.com looking for folks in the military. See, once you talk to one of them, they pass an email along to fellows stationed with them, so we're just trying to dole them out as we get the request.

There's no way to know how long Gmail will be invite only, but SGT Tim Knowles in Afghanistan said that good morale is hard to come by out there and in Iraq, and the guys are buzzing about the possibilities of 1 gig. They all seem to have hotmail and well it's weak.

I'm going to look into getting a site together or at least a list.

Of course, there are epic assholes online who will pose as soldiers so they can get invites, but I think it's completely worth the risk.

So here is your challenge, WWdN readers:


  • Help spread the word about this effort, and keep checking back here for a link to the soon-to-be-built clearinghouse for requests.

  • If you're a designer, and you would like to donate some time, or a host who would like to donate some space and / or bandwidth, send me an e-mail and I'll pass it along to Drew.

  • If you're a reporter, maybe you'd like to do a story about a bunch of nerds who are working to do something cool to support our troops. Maybe your story will be seen by some other people who can get on board, and together, we can make a positive difference!

  • If you're a Google employee, maybe you'd like to come up with a way to ensure that members of the armed services can get GMail acocunts, no matter what.

  • If you're a fellow blogger, you can link this post, or the clearinghouse website when it goes live.

  • And of course, if you're a GMail account-holder, you can use those invites that are piling up (I've sent out six in the last week) to do something really cool for some people who are making an incredible sacrifice right now.

Okay, now you know what to do, so get to it!

May 03, 2004

Enough.

Okay. I've had enough.

I am done dealing with childish attention-whore script kiddie crapflooders.

I've never done anything to you subhumans, yet you continue to attack and deface my website.

Today, you crossed the line. I can't believe that you would think that it's somehow okay to post kiddie porn in the comments on any website, but I am absolutely stunned that you are so devoid of any basic humanity that you would flood a post about my pet who is dying.

So I'm now officially putting out a bounty on your heads.

I am offering $1000 for information that leads to the arrest and successful prosecution of anyone involved in the crapflooding of this website.

Enough is enough. Stop this right now.

April 27, 2004

roy g. biv

I have fallen in love with this bad ass ambient orb that goddess Jen from Think Geek sent me. I love it so much, I think I'm going to buy a few more and put them all over my house. I set my orb to reflect the weather (because, you know, walking outside to see how hot it is would be too much work), and it's currently bright red, because it's over 100 degrees here in Pasadena. Goodtimes.

Do any WWdN readers have one of these? If so, have you developed any special applications for it? I don't quite grok the developer info (I guess I "gr-" it).

April 20, 2004

another brick in the wall part II

I'm all about the higher education, and I'm also all about the helping people out.

So check it:


A graduate student at the University of Florida is doing a research study on you – the readers of this blog. There is a survey she would like you to complete & it takes less than 10 minutes. The survey asks basic questions about you & your reading of this blog. You can take the survey here until April 30. Please do not trackback to this post or survey since the point of her study is to actually understand you as a reader of my blog rather than people who find the survey through other links. Thanks!

Hey, we all waste spend time taking those silly "Which Fark Cliche Are You? and What Ice Cream Flavor Are Your Boots? surveys, right? (I'm Domo Kun and Mint Chocolate Chip, if you were wondering) so if you've got a few minutes to kill today, why not help this grad student out? I hear you can cash the karma in for one green light when you're running late.

March 23, 2004

stay all day if you want to

You know those little buttons that are all over people's websites? The ones that look just like the TON of buttons you see below?

I guess they're called "stickers," and today I found a totally badass UI to make them. I've always thought these little things were spiffy, kind of a different way to say "I like this stuff," and be a little creative while you're at it. I just wasted spent an hour or so making stickers, to give my brain a rest after writing all day.

Here are some stuff about me, or stuff I like ones:

I drive a VW Golf dancing barefoot wwdn monkey los angeles dodgers old school kings guinness

movable type version 2.661 pixies radiohead


And some that could be nifty for links:

homestar runner salon fark totalfark blogging.la bOINGbOING

the onion Best Week Ever

How about some love for XM?

lucy - XM 54 Ethel - XM 47 Fred - XM 44

And of course, we've got to have some Star Trek stickers:

tng deep space nine voyager

Okay, so consider yourself inspired! Get outta here and make some that are cooler than these . . . you know you want to.

March 11, 2004

gotta photograph, picture of

Tonight, I'm giving a talk to the San Gabriel Valley Linux User's Group about weblogging. I'm focusing my talk on Movable Type (because that's what I use) and Six Apart's fantastic hosted service, TypePad.

I'm doing some homework, and I just came across this gallery of really beautiful pictures in someone's blog.

I thought, "Wow. That's really cool. I bet WWdN would like that."

So there you go.

February 23, 2004

lowercase west thomas

I have become disenchanted with the license issues over at Text America. I'm sure they're really good guys and all, but I sort of want to hold on to the commercial rights for my images, so starting today, I'm moving my camera blog (for fuck's sake, does everything have to be called a "something blog?") from there over to Buzznet. They have, among other things, a really nifty Creative Commons license generator, and I think that's just swell.

Thanks to exciting script technology, the space immediately beneath will forever hold the four most recent images in my Buzznet Gallery. You must have Javascript enabled to see the fun.



February 09, 2004

jackknifed juggernaut

OK Computer plays from my CDRW drive as I write this. I'm using Windowmaker, which I haven't touched since Red Hat 5.2. I ::heart:: wmaker. I forgot just how amazingly wonderful it is. I've got my iBook on my desk to my right, and I check it every 30 minutes or so for new e-mail.

I'm sure I paint a lovely image of computer geekery . . . but I'm booted into Knoppix 3.3, because somehow I hosed my login thingy (gdm, I think?) over the weekend. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the kde 3.2 install I did, but I'm not exactly sure. All I know right now is that my /home partition is safe, as are all the Just A Geek and Dancing Barefoot files within said partition. I'm pretty confident that I can boot into runlevel 2 and fix it . . . but holy shit, man, I've been running Knoppix for . . .

knoppix@ttyp0[knoppix]$ uptime
23:05:52 up 11:05, 0 users, load average: 0.11, 0.30, 0.25

twenty-three hours eleven hours. (Yes, I realize what a total lameass I am. Here's my cap, my pocket protector, and my sliderule. But you can have my polyhedral dice when you pry them from my cold, dead hands . . . provided I fail my saving throw, of course), and it's awesome. Because I'm running Knoppix out of RAM, it's moving at transwarp speed. If you've even shown the tiniest hint of geekery in your life, you owe it to yourself to give Knoppix (or any LiveCD, really) a go.

So the burning question is: do I get to a free spin on my propeller cap because I'm doing this from a live CD, using my CDRW drive to play an audio CD, and seriously looking at Gentoo, (The idea of a linux distro that's optimized just for my machine is so alluring to me, and I've spent several hours looking at Gentoo's site tonight) or do I lose 5d12+10 nerd points for not spending the last 23 11 hours tracking down the problem and fixing it?

February 06, 2004

fitter happier

I'm writing this in kate. In the terminal window below, konstruct is building kde 3.2. I don't quite know why, but there is something immensely satisfying about watching hundreds of lines of code (that I completely don't understand) scroll by. It's so much more "real" than just watching an LED blink on and off. Hooray. Go me.

This talk of computers raises a question: Is the Fedora Project's Core 1 release good enough to use on a daily basis? I'm still runing 9.0 with a ton of stuff in /usr/built/ and /home/wil/bin/ (So I guess I could call it the WheaTONIX version of 9.0 . . . 9.0.wHx? Seriously, I'm just killing myself this morning. Oh, afternoon. Sorry.)

January 29, 2004

snakes n ladders

In response to my recent nethack mania, Joel sent in this top ten list, which he wrote:


Top 10 ways to know you've been playing to much Nethack:

10. You spend all night turning on and off the faucet in your sink hoping to find a ring.

9. You go to a store and insist on standing on top of the merchandise before letting the owner tell you how much it is.

8. Everywhere you go, you grab as much food as you can hold and carry it around with you for later.

7. You are an accomplished musician, but refuse to play anything but five notes at a time, then you stop and listen for clicks.

6. You don't pick up anything you find on the street without dipping it in holy water first.

5. You throw out any mail the mailman brings you because you know it only says one of three things you've read before.

4. You are banned from your local church for sacrificing jackals on the altar.

3. You are banned from your local museum for taking a pick ax to all the statues... they didn't buy your "looking for spellbooks" excuse.

2. You always carry a dead lizard around in your pocket 'just in case'.

And the number 1 way to know you've been playing too much Nethack:

1. Whenever you look at someone's email address, you think "Oh my God! I'm surrounded!"

The number double plus one reason I know I play too much nethack is how hard I laughed when I read this. I'm not even going to try to explain it to my family.

January 24, 2004

ants marching

I am registered Linux User number 343637

January 13, 2004

give the propeller a spin

Here's some more geeky webby goodness I've uncovered in the last few days.

Blogger users can easily create RSS feeds for their site using Rss-ify. It's really cool. All you do is put some tags in your entry templates, generate a URL, and watch the fun.
(hat tip to Juan Cole, who is the first blogger I read to use this nifty application.)

For anyone wondering, I use NetNewswire Lite on my iBook (still in a coma, but hopefully coming back from the logic-board doctors at Apple this week), and AmphetaDesk on my Linux machine, though I'm giving Pears a try today.

Remember a few days ago when I was so excited to learn the magic use of the TITLE tag? Several readers e-mailed to let me know that I can build symbols using unicode, like < or > to show off my HTML . . . uh . . . "skills" . . . I guess . . . in a less-lame way.
<a href="http://www.homestarruner.com" title="seriously.">like this!</a>.

Many people ask me why I don't use target="_blank" in my links. So many, in fact, that I really should add it to the FAQ. The answer is, "because it's just as easy to right-click (or ctl-click, if you're a machead) to open links in new windows, most browswers can be set to open links in background tabs or windows anyway, and I'm too lazy to type it into every link."

The follow-up, of course, is, "Well, then why don't you just put make "_blank" the base link?"

To which I reply, "Because I don't want to. So there. Nyahh."

Now, I am off to have left-over soup, and a slice of just-baked potato bread for lunch. \m/

January 12, 2004

for the funmachine

I forgot to mention this earlier: I think that the newest Strongbad e-mail is the funniest since Dragon, or maybe Monster Truck.

1d8-2 geek points

Back in the old days, when ASCII Pr0n was teh hot, and the only way to use a graphic browser was to go to the computer lab at a college and look at weather maps with NCSA Mosaic, I had a script in my .cshrc that would run fortune, and pipe the output to my .plan and .sig files. Okay, it's not writing cron jobs to ncftpget the latest mozilla nightly, untar it, compile it, and launch the browser to Fark so it's the first thing I see in the morning, (not that there's anything wrong with that) but it was enough to impress my friends in 1991.

I think the last time I used fortune was over five years ago, but I just discovered this:


[wil@marvin wil]$ /usr/games/fortune -m Wheaton
(cookie)
%
"I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left alive were Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers."
-- Wil Wheaton explains why everyone in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" is so nice
%

Dude. I'm in a Unix fortune. Seriously. \m/

(Thanks to Joe, who e-mailed this information to me, causing Yet Another Epic Geekout™ that my wife doesn't understand.)

More geeky stuff and an honest-to-goodness weblog entry coming up later on . . . but now I'm going to go spend the next several hours in the kitchen making soup . . . from scratch . . . for tonight's dinner.

January 08, 2004

the more you know

Guess what I learned how to do today? Give links their very own titles! This means that readers who are blind will no longer have to wonder what a link is when it just says here, and I have picked up yet another useful skill.

For those of you who are as lame as me (don't worry, I won't tell): when you make your links, you use a "title" attribute after the URL, like:

Hey! I found a funny website < a href="http://www.somethingawful.com" title="Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid">here!< /a>

Obviously, you'll have to take out those spaces in the anchor tag.

Next up in our three part series: Step Two: ??????

October 18, 2003

10K

I just read that bOING bOING dot nET hit their 10,000th link today.

Congrats to, Cory, Xeni, and everyone else who makes bOING bOING teh rock.

August 11, 2003

I heart spammers.

For some reason, since we moved to our new server, about 60% of my outbound e-mail is getting blackholed.

Typical messages:

Remote host said: 550 : Client host rejected: REJECT - We do not accept spam!

Connected to [IP] but sender was rejected.
Remote host said: 550 5.7.1 Rejected: 66.216.97.162 listed at blackholes.intersil.net

Remote host said: 550-66.216.97.162 blocked by blacklist.mail.ops.asp.att.net. 550 Blocked for abuse. Please send blacklist removal requests to blacklist_comcastnet@cable.comcast.com

[IP] does not like recipient. Remote host said: 554: Recipient address rejected: Relay access denied

For those of you scoring at home, we are NOT a relay. We have never been a relay. Congressman, I can stand here before you right now and tell you, if you think we are a relay, you. Are. INSANE!

The uber-cool guys at logjamming have tried to contact the various RBLs that are blocking us, but none of the RBLs have responded. One of them went so far as to block our freakin' request:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at logjamming2.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

retest@relays.osirusoft.com:
Sorry, I wasn't able to establish an SMTP connection. (#4.4.1) I'm not going to try again; this message has been in the queue too long.

That's sheer genius, osirusoft! Make us prove that we're not an open relay, and bounce the freakin' e-mail we send to prove it! Hooray for self-fulfilling prophecies!

Thanks a lot, Spammers. It's bad enough that you clog my inbox with shit. Now you're screwing up the Internet so badly, legit e-mails get killed.

Freakin' brilliant.

UPDATE: Several readers have pointed out to me that the RBL issue is because of Rackspace, not WWdN or logjamming. I had no idea that Rackspace was so spammer-friendly. That sucks the most. It was also brought to my attention that I misread the qmail error (don't tell anyone, okay? It will reveal to the world what a lameass non-technical-pseudo-geek I am) about osirusoft. They didn't block our request. Our mailserver just timed out.

None of this changes my feelings about spammers, though. While we are all annoyed by the proliferation of junk mail, and its continued invasion of our inboxes, this problem of innocent people getting caught up in RBLs and the like is something I've never thought about until it happened to me.

Therefore, on behalf of the Internet, I would like to invite all the spammers in the world to kindly fuck themsleves.

And don't cuddle after, you bastards.

June 21, 2003

changing my (i)Tune

My iPod arrived day before yesterday. While I was putting music on it, I decided to take a look at the iTunes Music Store, and see what it was all about.

I know what you're thinking: What's that? See what it's all about? Wil, you just told us the other night on Your Mac Life that you didn't like the iTunes Music Store! What gives?!

Well, here's what gives: I misunderstood what the iTunes Music Store was about, didn't fully grok how it worked, and I have changed my mind entirely about it.

I said that I wasn't all that thrilled with it, and cited the (incorrect) fact that the buyer wouldn't be able to take the music he / she / it bought and burn it, play it on different machines, etc. Last night, I realized that I was hasty in my condemnation, and I totally misspoke.

It was lame of me to answer the way that I did without having the facts at my disposal. I mean, I've always thought that people should have all the facts, and have them straight, too, before they form an opinion, or commit thousands of troops and billions of dollars to a military occupation.

I spent quite a bit of time last night poking around the store, and I bought 6 songs that I really like. If they'd had all of Arizona Bay or Rant in E Minor, I would have bought those entire albums, too. Once the prices over at Audible come down, I will probably pick up some books there (and look into offering an audio version of Dancing Barefoot!)

I think it's really cool that I can put that music on my iPod, keep it in my iTunes library, and burn it to a CD and take it into my car. I don't see any major limitations, so far, and I wish I'd had my shit straight before I opened my big fat stupid mouth.

I feel awfully embarrassed right now, but I think it's better to be honest than it is to be right.

If it makes anyone feel any better, I am totally paying massive karma for this idiocy: ALL THREE of my linux machines won't access the 'net, and my iBook is pissed at me too. I'm having one of those "tanj" technology days.

June 18, 2003

I almost forgot . . .

You can hear me tonight on Your Mac Life dot Com. I'll be talking about my iBook, the eMac Anne and I bought for Ryan as a graduation present (that's right, I'm the parent of a 9th grader -- forgiv me if I'm a bit testy for the next four years), my book, Star Trek, and Muskrats.

June 14, 2003

re: I saw your website at $site_address

Dear William Hanks at Mardox Networks:

Please do the following:


  1. Fuck yourself
  2. Stop spamming me.
  3. Fuck yourself again.

Fuck you,

Wil Wheaton

PS- please pass this along to all the other spammers at safemaildeluxe.com, and have a lovely day.

June 10, 2003

Just sit right back and you'll photoshop . . .

Behold, the power of Fark!

So far, my personal favorite: Traaaiiinnn!

Close runner up: Here

And if they can't fulfill their duties, the crown will be worn by: This

May 06, 2003

It's just a jump to the left . . .

I was reading through some archives last night, and I came across a link to Where's My Burrito? [Mirror here](thanks Neph!)which was the very first effort I ever made at having a website.

Oh, it's horrible, in that great "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" way, and I thought I'd share it with any readers who haven't seen it before.

It's at Geoshitties, so watch for popups.

When I looked through it last night, I had this warm feeling of nostalgia. It was fun building it, and even though it's just awful, I'm still proud of my efforts. I can see glimmers of what would become WWDN (and then WWdN) sitting in there. Funtimes. Funtimes.

March 13, 2003

Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!

Man, I love this game.

I have so many Atari-related memories . . . I could go on for pages and pages . . . another day. :)

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March 04, 2003

This title has no H3 tags!

In response to several requests, I spent quite a bit of time yesterday reworking the CSS for my site, so I could get rid of the ugly H3 tags that used to contain my entry titles. I did this primarily as a courtesy to the people who synidcate this site . . . it's really spiffy that anyone thinks this site is worth synidcating. :)

I'm pretty happy with the way things look now, and I have a much better understanding of how stylesheets work. It's pretty cool. I ran my index.php through a validator, and got 32 errors out of 540-something lines . . . not too bad. Same for the stylesheet.

Flush with the success, I felt lucky and upgraded MT to 2.63. Yeah! I didn't break anything.

Earlier, I was goofing off when I should have been working, and I took this Star Trek personality test, at the suggestion of a WWDN reader. You can get my results by clicking "More . . . "

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March 03, 2003

3^3

03.03.03

I think it's the second coolest date this year . . . the first being 01.02.03.

I think it's so cool, I'm making a really stupid and pointless weblog entry, just so I can keep this date in my archives.

Many people who read this site using RSS feeds have complained at me that there are H3 tags around all my titles. Rather than respond to each e-mail directly, I'll just put this here: I know, and it sucks. The thing is, I can't seem to get the cascade order correct in my stylesheet (yeah, it's on the list of things that DESPERATELY needs to be updated, along with most of the source for the site -- but I've been, uh, working on other stuff ;)

If I could tell MT to make the .title class "large," (and it actually *worked*) I wouldn't need to use the H3 tags . . . but I swear, I just can't figure it out. If anyone wants to offer some help, I'd be happy to take it, and you'll be a hero to tens of RSS readers.

Good news and bad news on JAG.

Good news: the cover is designed, and looks amazing. I've been given some really kind and flattering quotes to put on it, and I think I have a really funny and insightful preface.

Bad news: It's looking like the release is going to be pushed by a couple of weeks at best, maybe a month at worst. I am profoundly saddened by this fact, but I want it to be as good as it can possibly be.

"Dancing Barefoot" is still on schedule, though.

How about a thought for today?

"If sand were made of diamonds . . . they'd still call it sand."

UPDATE: I spent some time looking through my awful stylesheet. I know it's supposed to be all charming and everything, and empowering to feel like I've come a long way . . . but holy crap! I felt like I was watching myself in "The Buddy System" or "Liar's Club," or some performance of mine that makes me cringe. All I had to do was download the damn thing and look at it in vim (yeah! geek points! vim, baby!) to see what I'd done wrong. First, there was no .title class. MT provides it, but I'd managed to bork it out of the style-sheet at some point in time. So I added the .title class, and set the font-weight to bolder, and the font-size to 27px. (It's the only value that's set to px, btw.) Thanks to Danielle, who sent the font-size number, and to O'Reilly's Cascading Syle Sheets: The Definitve Guide, which just paid for itself. :)

Update-Update spoke too soon. I broke the effing thing again. I think I must be setting up the cascade incorrectly.

UPDATE-UPDATE-UPDATE: It looks like everything is working, now. Hooray.

February 25, 2003

Click Friend and Enter!

Get ready to have a non-productive rest of the week:

Nethack 3.4.1 is out!

They would have to release this when I'm on a deadline, wouldn't they?

If you missed it, yesterday's Strong Bad Email is good for spreading some mirth.

Looks like John Ashcroft has run out of naked statues to cover up.

I had a dream last night: the world was set on fire, and everywhere I ran, there was a deadly war.

Oh, wait. That's not what happened.

I dreamed that I was standing at the base of a really tall Mayan pyramid, hoping to get to the top. I was surrounded by people who looked like they were on The Simpsons, but if I looked at them directly, they vanished.

When I tried to climb the pyramid, the steps would scroll down, like an escalator, and Professor Frink would pass me coming down over and over again. I never made it past the first step, no matter how hard I climbed.

Stupid symbolic dreams, with the pyramids and the escalators and the FLAVEN.

I order ISBNs today. Holy shit.

February 22, 2003

Telegram Sam

Three geeky things I'm excited about:


  1. Using apt-rpm, I sucessfully upgraded KDE to 3.1 without breaking anything.
  2. My pal Russ built a nifty website called blinktag.
  3. I had a submission accepted at Slashdot on Friday!

Now, if I could just get my lan browsing working, and convince all three of my machines to see (and use) my printer, I'd really geek out.

Huge thank yous to everyone who e-mailed suggestions on printers for my books. I have narrowed the search down to two places, both of them highly-recommended. It's just a matter of figuring out who will cost less, and who will print on recycled paper.

Regarding the previous entry, I failed to point out my long-held belief that we are the sum of all our experiences, including the ones we regret. If I'd listened to my advice to my 12 year-old self, I would most certainly not be the person I am today. To paraphrase a certain bald captain: "I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain."

Time for bed. I'm taking my family to climb a mountain tomorrow.

February 13, 2003

Tux Millionaire

Taking a break from rewrites today, I read this story at a linux site I frequent for reviews and tutorials.


"Knoppix is a distribution of Linux, the open source operating system, that runs completely on a single CD, making no use of the hard drive. This is perfect for people like me, who have always wanted to try out Linux, but never could because they didn't want to completely install a new operating system. This is my first time trying Linux, and my primary operating system is Windows XP. For me, Windows XP is fine. It does everything I need, which is mostly web development and regular computer usage, and is completely stable. However, after KDE 3.1 was released, I felt like I needed to try it out because it looked very nice. There was a problem however, Knoppix 3.1 contains KDE 3.0, which is not the latest version, so I decided to download a remastered version of the Knoppix distribution which contains KDE 3.1 from this site..."

If you've ever wondered about Linux, but you've been scared to death about doing the install, and dual-booting is something you think best reserved for a rodeo, you should check out Knoppix. It's even cooler, now that they've got KDE 3.1.

I also had a submission accepted at FARK. Funtimes.

Update: Holy Jumpin' Jesus! I got another accepted! That's 2 in one day. Fb- is my father.

January 14, 2003

Important Privacy Notice for Yahoo! Users

I just got this from one of my Linux mailing lists.

Yahoo is now using something called "Web Beacons" to track Yahoo Group users around the net and see what you're doing - similar to cookies. Take a look at their updated privacy statement.

About half-way down the page, in the section "Outside the Yahoo! Network", you'll see a little "click here" link that will let you opt-out of their new method of snooping. You may want to do this. Once you have clicked that link, you are opted out.

Notice the "Success" message at the top of the next page. Be careful, because on that page there is a "Cancel Opt-out" button that, if clicked, will *undo* the opt-out.

Sneaky little devils!

I strongly suggest that if this applies to you, you opt-out. Where you go and what you do online is your business, not Yahoo's.

January 12, 2003

Press any key

A friend pointed me to yesterday's User Friendly, and it made me laugh.

Any WWDN readers have a tech support experience (from either side of the phone) worth sharing?

January 07, 2003

Shall We Play A Game?

Shall We Play A Game?

December 29, 2002

Call for help

On Boxing Day, Tech TV ran a Call for Help marathon. Call For Help is hosted by my friend Chris. His wife, Gretchen, asked me if I would call in to the show and be part of the madness.

So I did.

December 23, 2002

Trek XI

Fark had a photoshop contest yesterday. The theme was to make a poster for the next Star Trek movie.

Currently leading the voting is the following poster, brilliantly designed by Reisende. Thanks, man!

December 06, 2002

Haw, haw! /nelson muntz

Just read this at boingboing:

"Spam-king drowning in snailmail spam

A spammer whose gleeful interview -- where he revelled in the money pouring in from spamming -- was Slashdotted is now drowning in catalogs and other junkmail. Slashdotters have submitted his name to every direct marketer on earch.


"They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is," he told me. "These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me..."

"Several tons of snail mail spam every day might just annoy him as much as his spam annoys me," wrote one of the anti-spammers.

October 26, 2002

Whoops

Uhm.

Yeah.

If you sent me an important email in the last three weeks, you may want to resend it.

I was trying to build a shell script to automatically get the nightly build of mozilla, and, uh...well, I managed to delete all my mail.

Serves me right for trying a new mailer (mozilla) without keeping my backups current. Back to Kmail for me.

I lose major geek points for this, don't I?

:/

September 21, 2002

Penguin Time

Penguin Time...it's like Goonie Time, but without the pirate ship and the Truffle Shuffle.

When I made the switch to Linux last month, I said that I hoped to someday become the world's number one Linux cheerleader. This was sort of misquoted, and I've read in numerous places that I proclaimed myself "The world's number one Linux cheerleader," which has caused me a little bit of grief...I mean, I can't consider myself the world's number 6000 Linux cheerleader if I haven't even recompiled a kernel yet, or built a LAN...but I'm working on it. =]

Anyway, I'm going to spend a little time this morning cheerlead^H^H^H^H^H^H^H talking about my adventures in Linux, thus far, so if you're here for the nude pictures, you should head elsewhere today.

When I made the switch to Linux about a month ago, I knew that I was entering a Brave New World, and I did it with a little bit of trepidation, but a great sense of excitement, as well. As I wrote back then, "The Open Source movement really appeals to my anarchistic and individualistic tendencies, and everyone I know who uses Linux tells me that I won't miss Windows at all. I don't really use any software that's windows-specific, except Dreamweaver, and I'm told that I can run that under WINE, or find a comparable OS editor."

Since then, I've discovered both the Quanta and Screem editors, which have shown themselves to be fine replacements for Dreamweaver, and the only time I ever miss Windows is when I get the urge to play some games...but a quick trip to the PS2 takes care of that, until I can upgrade this machine with more RAM and a big old video card so I can run WineX 2.1.

Oh, I should have warned earlier: this article will be a little propeller-headed, so if you're not into that, again, you should really go play somewhere else today.

Before I get to the details, I should address something that I think everyone who makes the switch feels: Fear.

We feel afraid, because even though we're pretty sure that everything is going to work out fine, we've existed on a steady diet of FUD for many years. Maybe we tried to install a distro a few years ago, when Linux wasn't as newbie-friendly as it is now. Maybe we're just a bunch of pussies.

I'll admit it: I was nervous.

Nervous that I was going to do this install, and my magical connection to the largest library of free porn on the planet would cease to exist. I was nervous that I wouldn't be able to use a word processor that was as reliable as MS Word had always been.

I was nervous, but also excited.

Excited that I was taking the first step towards joining a global movement based on ideals with which I strongly agreed. I was excited because I know that lots of people read this lame website, and if a lameass like me could make Linux work, that would dispell a great deal of FUD, and maybe empower some people who, like me, suspected that they could live MS-free, but weren't sure if they could hack it. ("Hack it." Har.) I was excited because I felt like I was taking a chance, accepting a risk, and anticipating great rewards.

And I had a hole-card. If I managed to completely break everything, I knew that I would be able to format the drive, reinstall the old OS, and wait for a LUG install party.

Grab a cookie...here we go!

Install
The install was shockingly simple: Open the CDROM, shut down the machine, turnthe machine back on, wait for the Mandrake screen to appear, hit return, watch the fun.

This nice, friendly, graphical install is perfect for newbies. Mandrake asked me if I wanted to use an existing partition, or wipe the whole drive. I opted to format the whole drive, let Mandrake build the partitions for me, and get on with the install. A few minutes later, I got a screen where I was asked what packages I wanted to install.

I was presented with a very easy to understand screen, where I could select options like "Game Station," "Server," "Office," and the like. I was asked if I wanted to run services like ftp, ssh, and a firewall. Finally, I was given the opportunity to choose which desktop environment I wanted. I chose both KDE and Gnome, because I knew from previous experience that there were apps from both environments that I liked.

After selecting my packages, I swapped some CDs, added some users, set some passwords, and got to the part that really had me the most afraid: configuring the network so I could get online.

The last time I tried Linux, it was Red Hat 5.2 and I was on dial-up. Getting that bastard to connect was about as easy as getting laid in a convent. There were all these config files I had to edit, and all these strange text commands I had to type in, just to get the modem to turn on...getting it to connect was another problem entirely. For someone who was coming from Windows 95, this song-and-dance to get connected was simply unacceptable, and ultimately it was the main factor which drove me back to Windows.

Boy have we come a long way, baby! Mandrake did this super-cool autodetection, where it found my NIC, used dhcp to get my IP address, and built my network connection for me. This entire process took about 3 minutes.

Somewhere in there Mandrake autodetected my printer, too. The only thing I had to tell it on my own was that my mouse had a wheel!

Finally, I got to a screen where I was asked if I wanted to check for updates to the packages I'd installed. I said "yes," and walked away to get a drink of water. When I came back a few minutes later, nothing had changed...so I sat down to play some GTA3 while it continued downloading. About 30 minutes later, nothing had changed, and my hard disk had spun down.

This wasn't a good sign. All that excitement I'd been feeling was completely overwhelmed by the nervousness I'd had, and I felt some panic beginning to rise.

I cursed, kicked, gnashed and paced.

I decided to start over, and when I got to the "do you want to upgrade?" part, I said no. The install finished perfectly this time. I restarted the machine, and was logged into Gnome in about 2 minutes.

First Time
I was immediately impressed with the spiffy desktop. It was enough like Windows to give a sense of familiarity without making me feel like I was running some oddball derivative of W2K.

I poked around the menus for a little bit, and was drawn to a menu which said, "What to do?"

What a great question! This was exactlky what I was wondering, and here was a friendly menu to help me out. It contained sub-menus like, "Enjoy Music and Video," and "Use Office Tools." There was aslo "Use the Internet," and "Administer Your System."

I thought, "Hmmm...'Administer Your System,' eh? Okay, I'll take a look."

Sitting in that menu were options like "Add or remove programs, Configure Gnome," and "Download and install Mandrake security updates."

Ah-hah! I clicked on "Download Mandrake security updates," and followed the prompts. This started a really cool "Mandrake Update" utility, which is sort of like a non-intrusive version of Windows Update. I was presented with three options: bug fixes, normal updates, and security updates. I selected all three, and clicked "install," eager to watch...the damn thing spin.

I realized that the reason the install had hung the first time was related to this spinning...the default update site wasn't responding. I guess there was no timeout set for the normal Mandrake install, which is why it hung before. Far be it from me to tell Mandrake how to do things, but this seems pretty silly to me. A simple "Site isn't available now, but here's your system anyway, Jerky." message would have been nice. Fortunately this time I was able to just cancel the connection, define a different source, and about 20 minutes later my system was up to date.

I spent the rest of the next hour or so exploring the system.

Getting Comfortable
I was eager to make the switch to Linux because mostly I use my computer for 3 things:


  • Internet
  • Email
  • Word Processing

I had done lots of research about Linux, and the impression I had gotten was that if your primary computer use was for these three things, the only thing you'd miss about Windows was the daily reboot.

Let's take a look.

Internet
The browser that ships with Gnome 1.4 is called "Galeon." It's based on Gecko, from Mozilla, and it's really, really cool. I mentioned the other day that I'm using the latest Mozilla build more and more, but as soon as Galeon catches up with Moz, I'll probably be back with Galeon, for the bookmark editing alone! Although many people's experiences with Linux will surely vary, I can say without a doubt that once you use Galeon or Mozilla, you'll be stunned that you ever liked IE. The KDE desktop has it's own browser also, called Konqueror, but I really don't like it as much as I like Galeon or Mozilla...but anything is better than IE, and you can quote me on that.

Email
Back when I was new to the internet, and I was getting dial-up shell access from netcom, there wasn't such a thing as the World Wide Web, unless you were on a connection fast enough to use NCSA Mosaic. Since the 'net was just text back then, I used it for MUDding (just say no, people!) ircing (mmm...floodbots) and email. The email client I used was called PINE, and it still ships with Linux. I really liked PINE. It was easy to understand and use, even if you were a lamer like me, and I still use it from time to time today.

However, since the Internet is bigger and badder these days, people want bigger and badder email clients, and Linux is happy to oblige. When I was running Windows, I used Eudora, because I hated Outlook's interface, and I've always felt that Outlook's handling of email is secondary to it's primary purpose: spreading worms and virii. Now look, I'm not cracking on Outlook users, okay? As a matter of fact, I wrote a great new game just for Outlook users! It is my first try. I wish you would like it.

Seriously, if you like Outlook, you can use a Linux client called "Evolution" from Ximian. It has all of the things you like about Outlook, a better summary screen, and a really cool calendar. It will interface with your Pilot, and it won't spread worms and virii like Outlook. You can even set up the summary page to load headlines from WWDN, and see if I've gotten off my lazy ass to update the site recently.

Personally, I use KMail, which is part of the KDE desktop. Although I am primarily a Gnome user, KDE has numerous features I like, including the calendar, the tea-timer (a silly little applet that sits in your panel, which is the Linux equivalent of the taskbar,) and KMail. KMail is a mail client which is much lighter than Evolution. KMail looks and feels a lot like Eudora to me, handles filters the same way, and deals with different accounts and protocalls nicely.

Both solutions are very, very easy to install and configure, and if you know things like your POP server, SMTP server and stuff, it's certainly no more difficult than the other clients available for Windows or Mac.

Mozilla also has it's own email client, but I haven't used it. I'm sure that, just like everything else Mozilla does, it's really cool.

Wordprocessing
This is a place where the FUD really has a firm hold. They'd have you believe that things you author on Linux won't be readable by Word, with the converse also being true.

Well, it's simply not true. At G4, everything is written using Word. I do most of my writing from home because it's easier to concentrate in my quiet home office, and I was worried that I wouldn't be able to send files to work if I authored them under Linux. Well, I haven't had a single problem. I have written 6 episodes since making the switch, and turned in countless rewrites, and the conversion from OpenOffice to Word is seamless.

Mandrake ships with StarOffice, which is put out by Sun Microsystems. It's a very nice alternative to Word. Each time I looked, StarOffice had the familiar Word command, or it's equivalent. The only thing I had trouble with was tables. It was grumpy about having a table wrap to the next page, a problem I also encountered in OpenOffice. A few tweaks in the preferences solved this mildly annoying problem.

Having said all that about StarOffice, I don't use it. I prefer OpenOffice, from OpenOffice.org. In my experience, it loads faster than StarOffice, and I just like the interface better. It doesn't come standard with Mandrake 8.2, but it's easily downlaoded and installed, and can be set as a default word processing application with minimal effort. Update:OpenOffice.org does come with Mandrake 8.2. It didn't install as part of my default installation, or at least I didn't see it, so I assumed it wasn't there. Thank you to everyone who pointed out this amazingly lame error.

Freedom of Choice
These three examples bring up a very important distinction which sets Linux apart from Windows: You are not limited to one word processor, or one desktop environment, or a small set of applications. Linux is all about choice, and putting the power to make decisions about the computing experience into the hands of the users. If you're anything like me, you'll live the all the defaults for about 2 weeks...and then the tewaking of things will begin: the adding and removing of things from the panel...the moving of the panel...the downloading of things from freshmeat and sourceforge...and the inevitable breaking of something. Here is the only real "advice" I'm going to give the reader: If you like to mess with the nuts and bolts of your computer, and you like to try out all kinds of new programs and toys which are still technically "beta," do yourself a favor and set up a "development" box. This means investing 50 bucks or so in another drive, and putting Linux on it, and doing all of your fixing und breaking in it, while keeping your main install safe and reliable.

Day to day use
Some people will suggest new users do what's called a "dual boot" system, where you keep your Windows environment on one partition, and run your Linux partition on another. The advantage of this is that if you mess something up in Linux, you can use your Windows install to get online and get help. It also means that you can access some Windows features through Linux, which is important for some people. The disadvantage of this is that having the "crutch" of Windows will prevent many users from fully enjoying everything Linux has to offer.

When I switched, I did it 100%, and I haven't looked back since. I am really glad that I did it this way, because I've learned something new each day, and grown more secure in my abilities to administer my system. I'd suggest that, unless you're a hardcore gamer, you do the same.

Which Distro is best?
There are numerous holy wars about Gnome v. KDE, Mandrake v. Red Hat, Red Hat v. Debian, Debian v. Slackware...it goes on and on, and I won't take a side in these wars. Instead, I will say what I always say about computers: The operating system for you is the one that works best for you. If that's Windows, or Mac, or even an Atari 800, go nuts. I think that this holds true for Linux, as well. The distro which is "best" is the one that works best for you. Over time, what is "best" for you will probably change, and maybe you'll want to change your distro. Right now, I'm using Mandrake 8.2, and I'm excitedly looking forward to 9.0, which should be out very soon. Maybe someday I'll switch to something else...but that's the beauty of Linux...you get to choose for yourself what you want to use, instead of having The Borg choose for you.

Okay! I'll switch! Get off my back! Now what?
Well, for the Newbies, I suggest something with a very easy install, and good community support. I have found this in both Red Hat and Mandrake, which is not to say that it doesn't exist elsewhere. I just know about the support for Mandrake and Red Hat first hand.

Once you're up and running, join a Linux User Group, where you can get help with problems, answers to questions, and a warm fuzzy feeling that comes from being around people who are nerdier than you are. You will also learn very quickly to love the O'Reilly publishing company. Their Linux books are nothing less than required reading for getting the most out of your system.

Finally...
There is a lot of specific information I've left out here...after all, I would like to spend some of Saturday with my family...I didn't talk about games because I don't play games on this box. I didn't talk about Spreadsheets because I don't use them, either. But I know that you can do both under Linux. Try Google for some examples. There is also a really cool desktop environment which Ximian makes, built on top of Gnome. I've used it, and found it to be really, really cool.

I have had a few problems, which I try to view as challenges. Most notably, I couldn't get audio to work on this machine...but a quick call for help online yielded the answer to the challenge in about 15 minutes. I currently can't get this box to see my router, but I'm closing in on a solution to that problem daily.

One of us
I will close with what I think is the best benefit from running Linux: when you run Linux, you join a community which is global, and ever-growing. This community is self-sustaining, nurturing, and always welcoming in new members. How much you get out of this community depends on how much you put into it, and it is very rewarding, indeed.

Come on in...there's always room for one more.

September 19, 2002

Everybody wants some

If you haven't wasted half a day at the Wikipedia, you haven't wasted half a day.

It's a cool idea: make a HUGE online encyclopedia, sort of like E2, and K5.

I really like this idea of letting anyone contribute or modify information about, well, anything. It'll be interesting to see if the goddamn trolls can get past what my friend Eric calls "the basic human desire to destroy" and let this project flourish.

I won't have time to update again until the end of the weekend, so I here's wishing everyone a good one. Just remember to keep your hands and arms inside the mixer at all times.

I walk the thinnest line.

September 18, 2002

The Type Ahead Find

Is anybody else using the newest version of Mozilla?

I installed 1.2a last week, thinking that I'd play with it a little here and there, but it's quickly replaced galeon as my browser of choice. Now, don't get me wrong. Galeon is a fine browser. It's a fine browser, Stuart, does lots of spiffy things, but it doesn't have the type ahead find, Stuart.


You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that does the backend for that other website? He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know about the type ahead find?

You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here on the Internet.

August 16, 2002

alt.usenet.made.me.laugh

Found on Usenet, authored by O.Deus:


A crowd has gathered outside a dumpster, current residence of the reel
of film featuring Wesley Crusher, at the news that Will Wheaton's
apperance had been cut from Nemesis.

"First they let him go from the Next Generation and now they cut him
from Nemesis alltogether?" Wanda Killgorne 39, one of those holding a
silent vigil at the dumpster. "It makes no sense. The producers never
realized what they had with Wesley. The show went downhill the moment
he left and they've been too arrogant to do what it takes to save Star
Trek. Bring back Wesley as a Starship Captain with Godlike powers.
He's the only one that can save Star Trek."

At those words the crowd began chanting, "Bring Back Wesley. Bring
Back Wesley. Bring Back Wesley" but it was clear that their hearts
just weren't in it.

"Some of us are here because we're off our medication. Others are here
because Wesley Crusher gives us a reason to live." William Johnson 56
said delivering an improptu speech from the vantage point of standing
on a stained milk crate. "Still Others because due to our homoerotic
crushes on Mr. Wheaton, orders of protection prevent us from going any
closer to him. Still we all united in our veneration of this lost
reel."

Saying this Mr. Johnson reached into the dumpster and pulled out a
reel along with several roaches living in the reel.

"Behold the Reel of Wesley." He shouted as the crowd fell to its knees
before the reel and then rose one by one to kiss the reel and return
back to the private and state facilities from which they had come as
the sun set over the tall buildings, indicating that curfew was almost
over.

This made me laugh out loud.

It sure was strange to see something on Usenet about me that didn't involve Klingon gang rape.

August 13, 2002

Crossing Over

Boy, I just don't update these days, do I?

I was thinking about that on my way home from work today, moving along a few feet at a time on the 10 freeway.

I think a big part of it is that it's summer, and I'd much rather be outside, and I've been travelling A LOT since the middle of July. I've been to SLC, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Vancouver, Alaska, Sacramento (twice) and I'll be heading to San Francisco next week for the EFF event.

So when I have some "free" time, I've been giving it to my wife and family, and when I have some creative energy, I'm giving it to Arena.

It's not like I don't have stories to tell...there's the trip to Alaska, the trip to Chicago, Camping with Anne and the boys last week....and boy do I ever have NEWS!

I'm going to give the news items their own entries over the next couple of days, because we just finished 2 episodes of Arena and I'll have time while Anne's at work (the boys are with their dad for his part of summer vacation.)

However, here's a very exciting New Thing In Wil's Life(tm):

A few weeks ago, my computer blew up. Smoke and everything. So I freaked...and just as I was about to go run the damn credit cards up to get a new machine, one arrived in the mail...this cool Sony VAIO thingy, that has a cool story all it's own, that will get told later on, too. Trouble was, it wouldn't start up. Or more correctly, it wouldn't load Windows. It'd just choke.

So as I was starting to freak again, another computer arrived in the mail. This time it was a gift from many, many people, who all pooled their resources together to replace the old POS 5000 that had recently blown up.

This new computer was a gift, and it worked as soon as I plugged it in, internet and everything.

The thing is, it was running Lindows.

Now, I've been toying with dumping Windows for almost a year. The Open Source movement really appeals to my anarchistic and individualistic tendencies, and everyone I know who uses Linux tells me that I won't miss Windows at all. I don't really use any software that's windows-specific, except Dreamweaver, and I'm told that I can run that under WINE, or find a comparable OS editor.

So I'm running this Lindows for about 3 weeks, and a couple of days ago, I break it. 100%. I messed up some dependencies, and even with the help of some really smart propeller heads, I just couldn't fix it.

So last night, I crossed the rubicon and installed Mandrake 8.2.

This install was the easiest thing I have ever done, and there wasn't one single problem. The only glitch came when I was trying to get my soundcard to work, which was hammered out quickly and painlessly, thanks to the monkeys in the soapbox.

I'm using Gnome, and I've never been happier.

I am now going to become the world's number one Linux cheerleader.

I'm off to Think Geek to get a sticker for my car, and a T-shirt for my huge pectoral muscles.

May 15, 2002

Fark Strikes Back

Well, I just found out that FHM named me one of their sexiest cover girls.

Not too bad, considering that I haven't worked out in over a year, wouldn't you say?

FARK is totally responsible for making this happen. You can read about it here.

Seriously, I love it that I can be part of something so silly and fun, without having to wear a bear suit and sing patriotic songs.

The family and I successfully found our first geocache yesterday, which I will write about at length later today.

April 19, 2002

Photoshop madness!

Hoo Boy!!

This is absolutely hilarious.

Fark is doing a photoshop contest, and the subjects are me and Drew.

Really, really funny stuff. Most of it is very creative, and has been passed around my office all day.

Enjoy!

Thought for today:


"A narrow-minded, self-centered attitude is the basis for negative emotions like fear, anxiety, and frustration."

April 16, 2002

Site Update

This notice only affects Soapbox users, but everyone else is free to read it, if you want, because I'm all about the love.

We're having database issues, which are currently being sorted out.Basically, you can read stuff, but you can't add any new posts in certain forums. It's not a huge deal, but it's time consuming, and I don't think I'll have time to work on it seriously until the weekend.

Sorry.

As long as I'm making a big deal about the site update, though, I'll point your attention at the FAQ, which went a fairly big revision about 10 days ago. I added a buncha new questions, and all that stuff, so...I know it won't occupy you for 4 days...but, hey, at least it's something.

You could always go bug Russ until it's fixed.

Oh, and I've seen the satirewire piece. About 15000 times. :-)

April 02, 2002

Soapbox

I say it all the time, and I'm going to say it again: my favorite unintended consequence of this website is the community we've built here.

That community started in the GM comments, moved to IkonBoard, then to eF, then to eF again, and finally is living in the soapbox (powered quite nicely by phpBB2.)

However, in the last few days, the database has gotten all stupid, and we're trying to figure out wtf the problem is, so I've had to turn the soapbox off, temporarily.

It should come back online today or tomorrow.

Now you know. So there.

March 22, 2002

Seek ye the Amulet of Yendor?

Nethack 3.4.0 is out!

Nethack is one of my all-time favorite games, one I've been playing since 1200 baud was smokin' fast.

I think it's one of those things, like Kibology, that you either get, or you don't.

If you get it, well, go get it!

Thought for today:

"Genuine peace between nations will come from mutual respect. Not from weapons or force"

March 12, 2002

Apadama

One of the things I've liked the most about having this website is the community that has come together, and steadily grown since the launch last August. I have always enjoyed reading and participating in the debates and discussions that we've had, because we have always conducted ourselves with maturity and dignity, even when we vehemently disagree.

However, it seems like we've attracted quite a few trolls and their ilk here, in the last few weeks, and the level of the conversation has really suffered. That cool community of thoughtful, independent thinkers has been simply over-run with the lowest common denominator.

So, until the new version of MT comes out, I'm turning comments off. Sorry that it's come to this, but version 2.0 has a "registration" feature, which will hopefully cut down on the assholes.

As always, everyone is encouraged to comment in the new and improved soapbox.

March 04, 2002

Farkman!

Good morning, and happy first monday in March!

Over the weekend, I recorded some dialogue for the newest installment of Farkman, and it's online and ready to go! The whole thing is really funny, and I'm in panel 3. The discussion at FARK is here.

March 02, 2002

Shazbot

BBDN

February 23, 2002

GC vs. PS2

I brought home a Game Cube from work this weekend, for the kids to play.

Yeah, right. For the kids to play.

A few weeks ago, I brought a PS2 home, also for the kids to play.

You're not buying this, are you?

Well, maybe I did stay up until 4AM playing GTA3, but that was just because...ah...I wanted to make sure that it wasn't appropriate for the kids.

Yeah, that's it.

So this weekend, I brought home the same games that I did last time, but on the different platform: FIFA 2002, Madden 2002, Crazy Taxi and Tony Hawk 3. I also brought home Pickmin, which the kids are currently playing behind me...that music really creeps me out.

I think that the graphics and game play in all of those games is far superior to the PS2, and the load times are certainly a lot slower...and PS2 does have those anti-social, right-wing-panty-knotting games from Rockstar...

Which brings me to my question for you, dear readers: PS2 or Game Cube? GC is cheaper, smaller, and the graphics seem to be better, but PS2 seems to have more "mature" (read: cooler) games.

Discuss.

U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A,START

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February 11, 2002

SA v. FARK

If you're a FARKer or Something Awful reader, you probably know about The Photoshop Contest, which I was asked to judge.

Over the weekend, I finally found time to judge and comment on the entries, and Something Awful has posted the results.

If you're not a regular SA reader, you should just be prepared: it's not intended for kids, or the easily offended. I, however, think it is hilarious.

However, if you are a kid, or easily offended, dispair not! For while I was at FARK this morning, I stole for you, and now present to you, The Best. Picture. EVER!


Have a great day! My kids have the day off from school, so we're hanging out together.

February 07, 2002

A question

Morning everyone.

Over at ThinkGeek, they have this option for you to see their products "in action". Basically, what people do is send in creative pictures of themselves wearing a T-shirt, or drinking from a glass, or something showing a mousepad, or something.

I'm wondering, when I get the gallery fixed, would anyone be interested in, and willing to send in jpegs of some of the WWDN schwag "in action"?

I think we could have some fun with it.

January 29, 2002

Dr. Benway

I have no idea why the site was down for a little bit this morning...but Loren fixed it, and we're back in business, as they say.

There is a really funny contest going on at Worth1000.com featuring an image of yours truly. You should take a look. It made me laugh out loud.

Some people have emailed me, asking about the earthquakes we had here last night. I didn't feel them, at all, which is weird. In our old house, if a truck drove by a half-mile away, it shook the whole thing, but in our current house, we never feel anything. I was watching the news at 10 last night, and they were talking about this 4.2 or something that had just happened, and the newscaster says, "Woah! We're having an aftershock!" so I waited to feel it, and I never did. I'm not too upset, though, because there are much worse things than living in a house where you don't feel earthquakes. Trust me.

Today, at work, we turn in our pilot for my show. I am so excited! We've worked really, really hard on it, and we've created something that I am extremely proud of. I'll post details, as soon as I get the "OK" from the Big Bosses(tm).

One last thing before I leave for work: Today is the last day that you can vote in the 2002 Bloggies, and WWDN is a finalist in a few categories. If you have some time today, you should check out the finalists, and cast your votes. I guess the results will be posted late tonight. Wouldn't it be cool if we won something?

I've spent all my spare time in the last three days reading up on CSS (and getting some very valuable help from my friend Roughy), and I'm getting a very good understanding of the whole beast. Thank you to everyone who sent in suggestions for books and websites. I realize now that I'm going to have to re-write the entire site, which will be a bear, but really worth it in the long run. I sense great things in the future...stay tuned!

January 23, 2002

Wonky

I got an email last night that described the current state of styles on WWDN perfectly: it said that the styles were "wonky".

My feelings exactly. I hope to have some time to work on it today.

If you happen to know of a really useful book about CSS, please let me know in the comments. I'm looking for something really useful, like an O'reilly or Peachpit Press-style book. Something that will teach me the underlying theory behind CSS, and how to set up div.classes (or however you say it) and the like. Moveable Type makes extensive use of the [div] tag, and I think I'm going to re-write the site to follow that guide...Imagine a world where the navigation menu looks cool! Someday, you may even be able to skin this site, like you can at domesticat's.

I must confess, I never really fully understood how CSS worked...I was just able to make it go. Sort of like having a cool old car, and knowing how to do limited things like change the oil and stuff...now I have to rebuild the engine, and I don't know how.

I think this is as close as I get to asking for help...unless you're roughy or loren. Then you really get to hear me whine.

Thanks for the help :)

January 19, 2002

A (not so) small victory

Well, it's been most of the night, and I'm still working it all out, but I've gotten Moveable Type to work!

I exported all the old entries, from the old website at geocities, from the original Greymatter weblog, and from the more recent blogger weblog.

One of the cool features of MT is that you can assign categories to everything, so you can look for the category title, and it will tell you where the entry was originally posted.

I know that the archive pages don't quite look correct, yet. I'm going to worry about the styles later on.

Now I'm going to work on the Soapbox, and the Gallery.

Sheesh. What a night.